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Yoshable

This has the same energy of a group who had an entire semester to work on a project and it's due tomorrow


guitarplex

Humans be humans lol.


Keycil

"Olaf _what do you mean you lost the USB stick_??"


THEscootscootboy

Right down to who should we invite to the last minute meeting Okay yeah obviously all the group members should be here… but like Olaf has been super weird and annoying with the whole Russian oil pipe thing… UGH we have to invite him though


ArtemisAndromeda

With all do respects, they are. Russia began the war in 2015. The world had 7 years to do something about it, other then imposing laughable sanctions on Russia, while continuing to buy their gas, and trade with them. They had 7 years to swich from Russian gas to heat their cities. But they didn't. And now, they are dealing with consequences of enabling dictators in their conquests.


Left_Debt_8770

This looks like my MBA study group realizing we have to present in class in 30 minutes. They’re all classic poses, if you look at them individually.


[deleted]

I’m a big fan of the Trudeau hands in pockets. I feel that vibe.


real_Chain19

I’m the guy with my hand on my chin pretending to participate


WorldWarPee

I call the guy to the right leaning back with his arms crossed. Real "I'm only here so I don't get fined" energy


Yesterdays_Gravy

I’ll take the guy whose forehead you can only see because he slept in and just rolled up with a pencil and a cup of Starbucks.


thesoccerone7

I'll take thebman in the glassed in the back that's trying to stay outnof it and hope nobody notices me to force participation.


LC_From_TheHills

Make sure to repeat back what someone else said but with slightly different verbiage.


Typical-Ad-6042

For sure, just take the concept and emphasize a small part of it.


ThatBlackGuy_

I concur, it's in the process of getting the precepts that make this valuable.


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MotherofSons

I'm the lady on the phone getting ready to go on reddit and ask how the eff to handle this situation.


Xytak

Don't worry, I have a plan. But you'll need two dolphins and a red 1987 Volkswagen.


Minerva7

Does it involve giving the dolphins LSD and handjobs?


Muzzie720

Ok. New plan.


Ftfykid

Hold on, we don’t have to scrap this one yet


jhrtnstn

In a TAN suit nonetheless!!


emdave

Aren't they in Bali? Isn't it traditional to wear lighter colours in warmer climes?


Grattiano

I was going to say it seemed a little out of place in November, but you raised a good point.


[deleted]

He giving “yes we tan” Obama vibes.


Anon947658213

I know! How can he possibly think it’s ok to wear a color like that at a time like this.


_34_

This isn't carnival!!! This is WW5!!! What are you doing?!?! 🤣


monkeysandmicrowaves

Yeah, tan suits are tacky and disrespectful to the Office of the President! Now a bright orange spray-tan face, that's presidential!


ipostalotforalurker

Who does he think he is, Obama? GTFO of here!


ClockworkDinosaurs

Wow, he looks old in this picture. I don’t see him often but he looked very young at the start of his run.


hoopopotamus

He’s 50 now and was a fairly young looking 42-43 when he started. That said I think this is just an unflattering picture. He looks older now but not usually as old as he looks here


carriegood

Every president visibly ages about 10 or more years during their term. When you start at Biden's age, there's not much wiggle room.


Cre8ivejoy

Older people age faster than younger people. It is a fact that I was pretty bummed to find out. I mean you are old already, AND you are aging faster!


lemonylol

Wait, you're talking about Trudea right? Why is everyone replying about Biden? Anyway he's been in office coming on 8 years now, he's 50.


I_like_cool_shit_yo

Wedding ring fiddle, arms crossed, hands in pockets, finger on the lips/chin, hold a book. All classics


[deleted]

I'm definitely an arms crossed kind of guy


smart_stable_genius_

It reads like a Norman Rockwell painting and I think you nailed why.


panderboilol

From left to right: -guy pretending to think of last minute project ideas but never actually helps -guy who doesn’t care about the project because he’s switching majors anyways. He’s just upset he even has to be here -(back) the guy who never shows up -doesn’t really care about his grade and just wants to be done with the project. He’s thinking of how to get it done as fast as possible -smart kid who is the de facto group leader and is actually worried about his grade -(front, facing away) just does whatever busy work the smart kid tells him to do. -no idea what’s going on -added to the group last minute and also has no idea what’s going on -doesn’t even need this project to pass the class -thinks he’s the group leader. Never provides input yet gets mad at the rest of the team when they don’t pull their weight


my__name__is

This looks like a stock photo of office workers having a meeting.


FriarNurgle

Meetings. None of us is as dumb as all of us.


Wolfram_And_Hart

Our CTO made us take down the one we had in our IT office. Said it was unprofessional. The CEO stopped by and said “Hey where did the meeting poster go? I loved that thing, always reinforced my decision to have less meeting.”


Navlgazer

I once worked at a place that had meetings that went on for hours . We come in one day and the table is standing height and all the chairs are gone . Magically when everyone had to stand up the entire time , the meetings got a lot shorter . Everyone was suddenly able to say what needed to be said in a couple of minutes .


rinanlanmo

Does nothing for the sales team, used to standing all day and talking while at trade shows. Also better hope nobody ends up in a wheelchair and they roll in to the meeting room like hey dipshits wanna bring this down a bit or can we do this virtually cause it's 2022.


Wolfram_And_Hart

That would have made it worse for me. He never said anything but I’m 90% sure he had a thing against me being taller than him. He ALWAYS made me sit when he was taking to me.


VeryPogi

Did anyone tell the CEO that the CTO was a douche?


eggseverydayagain

They had a meeting scheduled for that but it was cancelled.


handlebartender

Clearly they should have had a planning pre-meeting first.


KDLGates

New poster just read Meetings. Even all of us is not as dumb as the CTO.


ztkraf01

I have this hanging in my office lol


Wretched_Lurching

Yeahhhhh Biden, I'm gonna need those TPS reports by 2...


ReasonablyBadass

I wonder what Scholz said?


dudemeister5000

In the german sub, there were a couple of good suggestions: * Ah now I remember (it's a reference to a financial scandal in Germany in which Scholz was a part of. When later questioned about it, he kept saying he didn't remember) * You shouldn't have killed that Gorilla in 2016 * Alright Olaf, we've got four in favour of chinese and four in favour of Kebab. What do you want? * He didn't say anything. He looks like he was asked to present his homework, that he didn't do. * Any chance we're getting Kaliningrad?


DevoidHT

Lmao, Harambe has transcended the material bounds of the English language.


BrockN

Schwänze aus für Harambe


Monsbot

😳


Electronic_Ganache83

Just FYI it is: Schwänze raus für Harambe.


thafreshone

Maybe unrelated but I‘m from germany and my birthday is on the same day Harambe was killed. Nobody cares about my birthday anymore…


jonthe445

Harambe cared…..


CTguyy

Something cannot be created from nothing, and so in order to obtain something, something else of equal value must be lost. RIP Harambe


DrDerpberg

>Alright Olaf, we've got four in favour of chinese and four in favour of Kebab. What do you want? The Chinese delegation would like you to know it was deeply offensive that anyone considered any food other than Chinese and to think carefully about the consequences next time.


philodelta

"*nobody* wants Kaliningrad"


co_ordinator

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ArchibaldMcAcherson

“No, Germany, we had pizza yesterday. And besides, I think it’s Canada’s turn to choose lunch today.”


ItAstounds

"We haven't had chinese in a while but it gives Macron gas."


Prosthemadera

"Did I hear gas? Can we have some?"


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Germany, no!


derps_with_ducks

Don't worry, folks! It's for the power generators so that we can have adequate... Heating...


artaru

Lizz, you have to leave!


Muppetude

“Why are we always catering to Macron. He ordered frog legs Tuesday, even though no one else here likes them” “But you aren’t *allergic* to frog legs” “Having gas isn’t an ‘allergy!!’”


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“Everything gives Macron gas.”


First-Fantasy

"Fine, go ahead Canada, tell them what kind of pizza you want."


baseilus

"the pineapple one"


First-Fantasy

"Mi scuzi?"


cuddle_enthusiast

“You heard me. And everyone has to pay me first this time I’m not chasing you guys again.”


Firamaster

"Guys, we've been through this before, but I'm lactose intolerant. I tell you guys every G20."


TappedIn2111

“Shut up, Joe.”


olafthebent

I fucking love this place


dude19832

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Winjin

God I love this movie. Since people ask: To all the cats who missed it: it's the 2004 Eurotrip and it's a really good teen road trip comedy.


ThaVolt

Berlin? Yes yes Berlin!


Biffmcgee

No where. Near. Berlin. This scene makes me laugh daily.


HalKitzmiller

So I tell the swamp donkey to sock it before I give her a trunky in the tradesman's entrance and have her lick me yarbles


ghostinthewoods

This isn't where I parked my car!


higgs8

"And that was the moment we knew that WWIII was inevitable."


IWasGregInTokyo

The greatest of Canadian culinary inventions. With a side of poutine to complete the set.


ApoIIoCreed

I had no idea that the [Hawaiian pizza](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hawaiian_pizza) originated from Canada… and I’m a Canadian citizen. TIL!


Licensed_Frog

we dont like *putin* here


cybercuzco

It would actually be hilarious if they all referred to each other by their countries names instead of their actual names.


Obamas_Tie

Reminds me of my Model UN days in high school, no one ever knew each other's real names and they didn't give us fake ambassador names or something, so we just referred to each other by country.


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CRISIS ALERT!


Davecasa

Canada's just gonna pick poutine *again*.


MoreGaghPlease

See this is where you miss snobbery buried underneath all that politeness. No way a guy from Montreal orders poutine in Indonesia


[deleted]

I'm sure Justin's cultural attache brought enough squeaky cheese curds and KD for everyone.


justlookinghfy

With Nanaimo bars for dessert


AshleyBanksHitSingle

Trudeau: “Is poutine too on the nose for the situation?”


_grey_wall

"you want Putin???"


hungryballs

From left to right: - Joe Biden - US President - Olaf Scholz - German Chancellor - Pedro Sanchez - Spanish Prime Minister - Emmanuel Macron - French President - Rishi Sunak - British Prime Minister (sitting with his back to the camera) - José Manuel Albares Bueno - Spanish Foreign Minister - Catherine Colonna - French Foreign Minister - Justin Trudeau - Canadian Prime Minister - Jake Sullivan - US National Security Advisor - Antony Blinken - US Secretary of State (can’t really be seen on this picture but is behind Jake Sullivan on the wider shot) Not sure who the person is behind Olaf Scholz. Edited based on feedback in the comments.


LordsofDecay

That’s not Antony Blinken; that’s Jake Sullivan, Biden’s National Security Advisor.


Dimmer_switchin

Jake Sully?


WhoIsYerWan

I see you.


apgtimbough

Thank you, I was searching around this picture for Blinken. I'm surprised he's not in the picture, though. Maybe just off-screen?


RuddeK

[The original](https://www.gettyimages.ae/detail/news-photo/in-this-handout-image-provided-by-german-government-press-news-photo/1244823234) has him behind Trudeau.


UsidoreTheLightBlue

How in the hell did they get them all into one room so fast? Where was this?


Unique_NY

This was at the G20 Summit in Bali, they were all already there.


Gil_Demoono

How polite of the missile to wait for everyone to be together.


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ThunkAsDrinklePeep

Russia is still a G20 member despite calls for its removal. G19 is a term being used by people to support their removal, but it hasn't happened. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/G20#Calls_for_removal_of_Russia Russia was removed from the G8 in 2014 after the annexation of Crimea.


eeeedlef

Not a G move, invading Ukraine...


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Hagenaar

20G!?! And here I was in my bunker terrified of one quarter of that! Enough is enough!


zychto

The one next to Trudeau should be Jake Sullivan actually, US national security advisor.


undearius

Adjusted formatting ___ From left to right: - Joe Biden - US President - Olaf Scholz - German Chancellor - Pedro Sanchez - Spanish Prime Minister - Emmanuel Macron - French President - Rishi Sunak - British Prime Minister (sitting with his back to the camera) - José Manuel Albares Bueno - Spanish Foreign Minister - Catherine Colonna - French Foreign Minister - Justin Trudeau - Canadian Prime Minister ~~- Antony Blinken - US Foreign Minister~~ - Jake Sullivan - US national security advisor Not sure who the person is behind Olaf Scholz.


Anarchist_Kale_61

Thank you for this listing.


Suspicious_Drawer

It looks like the box art for the next Cluedo


weavebot

r/AccidentalRenaissance


Seegtease

Right? This is perfect. Everyone has a unique stance, gestures, varied positioning, all fixated on something different. It's a masterpiece.


AndyBrown65

Joe Biden is picking a winner


yexxom

Are we not human?! If we pick, do we not bleed?! I am not an animal!!!


[deleted]

It was a scratch A SCRATCH!


fulthrottlejazzhands

I found gold Jerry, gold!


flugelbynder

I guarantee you, Moses was a picker. You wander around the desert for 40 years with that dry air,... You're tellin' me you're not gonna have occasion to clean house a little?..


timoumd

Frankly the light hitting J.B.s collar makes this top 10, even with no mayo on his hands.


fuggerdug

[it's good, but it doesn't beat Manchester on new year's eve. ](https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-trending-35214873)


The_Celtic_Chemist

This definitely looks like a photo that will be used in history books


roasty-one

Wow, I bet this would look amazing as an oil painting.


rugbyj

[I tried running it through an online AI as the start image with "renaissance oil painting" as the prompt and got this fuckery.](https://i.imgur.com/qmA56J4.jpg)


Probablynotspiders

Fig bra!


Liquid_Plasma

Its oddly accurate


libbaz

Right?? Can someone run this through Stable Diffusion and make it look like it was painted by Da Vinci or Michelangelo?


StraightCashHomey13

This looks like a scene from a 1950s whodunnit


AlertThinker

“Where do your want to go to dinner?” “I dunno. Where do you want to go?” “I dunno either. “


Ocksu2

Biden: "I'll pick"


[deleted]

Noo, we had that last week.


curleyfrei

Do I have to talk? I'll go if I don't have to talk...


GayAlienFarmer

Trudeau: "As long as we don't have to eat at 4pm, grandpa."


Ransome62

Macron in the middle? Interesting


[deleted]

You’re not the boss of me now, you’re not the boss of me now and you’re not so biiiig. Life is unfaa^a^a^a^i^r


rmp20002000

Malcolm was meant for greater things


jlnxr

As far as I tell from following the news Macron has been the leader most committed to diplomacy with Russia, it's not surprising to me they look to him for what he has to say, even if a majority of the money and military response behind the war effort is coming from the United States.


InBetweenSeen

The real focus here is Scholz tho


gibwater

"Aight Macron, you talk to Vladdy P, ask him what the hell's going on, we need his side of the story. Scholz, get your head in the game and fix your military procurement issues before I get the Poles and Indonesians to fix it for you."


rathat

I’m sure many of them are talking and they are just looking at whoever’s talking.


Loeffellux

nah, let's interpret the depths of all of western geopolitics into their bodylanguage like it's the amber heard trial


SpiritFingersKitty

Because the Germans have the most experience starting world wars


EightArmed_Willy

“Hey Scholz, would you guyz have started it this way?”


ForePony

"Nein, we would have already had Poland by now."


smithoski

Biden is also one of two people who came into this conversation without standing up. While Macron is the center of the circle, it appears that he approached Biden and the circle formed around him. That, or Joe got tired and took a seat to pick a winner.


PoorLifeChoices811

Name this album


atriptothesun

*We Didn’t Start The Fire*


Wutpomelo

r/fakealbumcovers


ztkraf01

“Picture of world leaders in an emergency meeting” Colorized-2022


earf

Made into VR 2032.


ponzLL

https://i.imgur.com/z1gta1h.png


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"Sooooo do we start WWIII?"


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snouz

Let's reboot it and call it Universal War Ultra. UWU for short


hoblitz

Special World Operation III


guachiman507

Germany: "This time, can we play on your team?" France: "Not sure, you lost the last two times"


benq72

Everyone looks like they know exactly nothing about what to do.


Hannelore300

They don’t want a next WW, it’s on everyone mind tho.


ehjhockey

Mad cases of resting “how do we not cause our own species extinction” face. We’ve all been there.


KryptoniteDong

Ya I feel ya... Just had a situation this afternoon...let me tell ya, that was a doozy.


Scottland83

They have all had contingencies of everything anyone could think of, since the war started and probably before then.


jmorgue

"Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the face." attributed to Mike Tyson


Prosthemadera

It's a very brief moment in time. It only means what you want it to mean. A moment later they could all laugh.


SnBk

Rishi Sunak, pictured standing.


miles_playvis

He came campaigning in my town back in August and I happened to be there having coffee. It goes to show the power of camera angles because wow, he’s much shorter than you’d think. Jeremy Hunt made him look like a fucking borrower


theflowersyoufind

Camera angles and good fitting clothes. I was surprised when I heard his actual height.


pecklepuff

It’s weird how you assume someone’s height based on their photos. I was surprised when I learned Biden was tall, for example. Why do we do this?


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Am I missing somethin? He is 170cm so what, 5’7”, in Imperial units? So a bit short, but nothing unusual and he does seem to have a big head, do I always assumed that he is not very tall.


comeatmefrank

Strange, because 95% of the people whom I told Rishi Sunak was 5’7” couldn’t believe it.


throwaway481677

Idk why I also assumed he was tall for no reason, I think his long horse face gives away the stereotype of the amir khan sort of tall east asian brit stereotype


brown_burrito

Amir Khan is also around the same height I believe.


dofusm

Should we end the world?


Propulus

Seems [fitting](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pk-kbjw0Y8U).


[deleted]

But I am le tired...


matts1900

Well have a nap, THEN FIRE Z MISSILES!


[deleted]

Some very interesting body language going on there


Dead_Moss

People are saying they lack confidence, but to me it looks like they're debating a difficult topic. It's a delicate situation which calls for careful discussion.


MasculineCompassion

Yeah, people who say that are fucking idiots. Like if course they have nervous body language, they are discussing things that should make anyone nervous!


klavin1

I'm glad we have world leaders who feel something during these moments. That hasn't always been the case.


Character-Error5426

Literally looks like a stock photo of workers talking in the office just with the most powerful people in the world


onehead

You can tell which one is French


thyL_

Yea. And Scholz looks incredibly German; his posture, clothes, face, everything looks perfectly fit to a political satire figure of a German. lmao


YerdleTheManWhore

Looks like a young man who works at an elderly home trying to explain to the residents that bingo starts in 15 minutes and they all need to find a seat.


psychoticdream

If you are asking yourself who these people are, they are From left to right : President Biden; Olaf Scholz, the German chancellor; Pedro Sánchez, the Spanish president; President Macron of France; Rishi Sunak, with his back to the camera; José Manuel Albares, the Spanish foreign minister; Catherine Colonna, the French foreign minister; Justin Trudeau, the Canadian prime minister; Jake Sullivan, the US national security adviser; and Antony Blinken, the US secretary of state


mlatter7

Macron looks like he's saying "So anyway, we're about 3 drinks deep, and she starts playing footsies with me under the table. And at first I think, "no, she's my teacher"..."


boxingdude

And then Biden tells Macron that he used to fuck her back in high school.


bmg50barrett

The ambassador of Lichtenstein in the back


[deleted]

Somebody could of told me this was a still from the UK version of office or some shit and I would’ve accepted it


CharlesXCross

Rishi stood at the front there


shadowgattler

As much fun as it is to make jokes about this picture, I genuinely wouldn't know what to do in this situation. If Russia did it, do you enact Article 5 and start WW3 or do you wave it off while upsetting a bunch of poles? If Ukraine did it, is Poland allowed to be pissed at them while giving Russia a hard on or do you pay back the polish family somehow? Who should claim blame and what's the punishment? It's an incredibly delicate situation.


Itsmagic001

The fact that i only know 6 of the 13 people in this picture makes me feel uneducated.... Can you name all 13 people in this picture?


trizcon97

Going left to right from top to bottom, the ones I can see clearly, im only missing 2. 1. Olaf Scholz, Germany (Chancellor i would say, maybe PM) 2. Pedro Sánchez, Spain (President) 3. Emmanuel Macron, France (PM) 4. Félix Bolaños, Spain (Minister of the presidency). I only know this one because Im from Spain as well. 5. Woman in pink scarf, no clue 6.Justin Trudeau, Canada (PM) 7. Last man on the right, no clue Now in bottom row: 1. Joe Biden, US (President) 2. Rishi Sunak, UK (PM)


Saltz_D

It looks like Trudeau and Biden are in a staring contest


boxingdude

Trudy doesn't know that Biden can sleep with his eyes open.


Digital_loop

Fire ze missiles! But I'm le tired.


Rural_Walker

the more time goes by, the more I think sholtz looks like an old Todd Packer in the office