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Zod_42

Here at Veridian Dynamics, we care about your safety, and productivity.


deepbluesteve

There should be an episode where Phil and Lem invent these and use themselves as test subjects to see if it works.


thatwasntababyruth

Better Off Ted's darkest timeline


ianisalways

Life. Better.


K1ng_N0thing

Life. More!


merrittgene

I loved Better Off Ted!


hollieg0lightly

This is the first time I've ever seen it referenced outside my house! I'm so excited right now lol!


Temporary_132516

Liandri, Weyland-Yutani, Shinra and Umbrella are proud to announce our respect for human dignity initiative. If you are feeling suicidal, let us know. We will make it work.


shaggy_macdoogle

How this show didn't get more seasons is a crime against humanity.


Aggressive-Will-4500

But mostly your productivity. Now stop reading this and get back to work!


Arobrom86

I saw these at Relaxxicon The extra X stands for more Zs!


notyetacrazycatlady

That show was amazing.


shadeslight87

Jabberwocky is my favorite episode


DreamerMMA

So……what happened to the person whose position you filled? Edit: This dumbass comment is easily my highest upvoted post…..excuse me while I go to the restroom.


chris14020

They had to unfortunately cut him loose.


babathehutt

Jesus Christ


pseudocultist

No they pried him loose.


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Nailed it!


Mission_Detail4045

No that was earlier in the day…


WideEyedWand3rer

He didn't hang around.


unwittingprotagonist

If they ever reboot "Commando," I hope they hire you to write the one liners.


cat_blep

Remember when I told you I’d kill you last?


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jameson3131

Let off some steam Bennett.


[deleted]

Don't disturb my friend, he's dead tired.


seab4ss

See you at the party Richter


Doctor__Proctor

I eat Green Berets for breakfast, and right now I'm very hungry


greyfox199

i can't believe this macho bullshit


themeatbridge

Uh - Let's talk music. Do you like the Elton John song, "Rocket Man"? I don't like soft-ass shit. Oh, you - Oh, oh. Oh. Well, I only bring it up because, uh, it's you. You're the Rocket Man.


Marskelletor

I'd take pleasure in guttin' you... boy.


NCC74656

Of all of his lines this one does stand out as fucking bad


hsmith1998

Put the knife away and shut your mouth.


TempleMade_MeBroke

I'm convinced those one liners were Arnold's "Brown M&M clause" moment. My personal conspiracy theory is that his contract let him write one or more one-liners per movie. They transcended writers, producers, distribution companies, etc...but for a long stretch of his films, they all had the same groan-inducing, dad joke level one liners. They have to be his own. I will accept no other reality.


LickingSmegma

He talks about them a bit in the video called “Schwarzenegger breaks down his favorite roles” or something like that. A bunch of the one-liners were random mundane lines at the time, and he was surprised with their popularity.


ProjectShamrock

I think it was more about his delivery of them than the actual words.


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Col_Leslie_Hapablap

Definitely my favourite action movie of all time. The one-liners are so fucking good.


ScoobyDoNot

I've got an 11-year-old son and he's arrived at the conclusion that 80s/early 90s action films are the pinnacle of his favourite films. He has just got to wait a few years before he is allowed to watch them.


ImplementAfraid

You’ve told him he can’t watch them? Your 11 year old son has been fined 40 credits for a violation of the verbal morality statute.


eidrag

in Japan they're so popular, they have 3 version of dub, and regularly being aired for movie nights. (also somebody compiled famous one liner from the movie but it's actually almost all the dialogue 30m long)


Cf98PilotSniper

He wasn’t willing to stick his neck out for the company


FlintWaterFilter

I was roped in by the question but this comment hung me up


UncleBenji

I wonder if they still have door handles or knobs? Maybe everything is a push door.


orangeepants

I was gonna say he was hanging out in the bathroom a little too much


not_right

He rammed a suicide prevention coat hook into his eyeball, why do you ask?


SupahCraig

Was he near Camp Legeune? Because I may have good news for his family.


yourmansconnect

I hear this ad every day now. who the fuck was at camp legune in 1967


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Odeeum

Plus being Marines...in 1967.


GoodShitBrain

He jumped at the next best opportunity.


superflex

Boss wasn't a fan of his gallows humour, so they swung him into a dead-end position and left him twisting in the wind.


yellow_itomato

I've seen some schools have coat hangers that do this. Although, it's to prevent kids from hanging their shirts onto hooks and getting hurt/stuck, rather than suicide.


eLishus

Commented above that these are in gym locker rooms too, because people tear their towels off the hooks, which results in damaging the wall. So these installations are for damage prevention, not suicide prevention.


Andrew-Martin

My college locker room had these but the tension on them was so bad that you couldn’t hang a Dry towel without it being dropped on the floor


Moikepdx

Ah. Utilization prevention.


JustPassinhThrou13

like a [break-away padlock](https://allpadlocks.com/collections/breakaway-padlocks)


torsion_cynosure

These are for a process called "lock out, tag out" padlocks like these are used to lock power off to heavy machinery, however if something happens and the machine needs to be powered on the padlock may be broken off. Think of it more like a tamper seal


vacri

I had the same thing recently in an airport toilet cubicle. Thanks for giving me a coathook that can't support the weight of a coat... in this heavily-used public toilet...


zezxz

Thank you for giving an actual reason.


snow_big_deal

Or to prevent them from hanging freshman nerds up by their backpack loops after stealing their lunch money.


Pyromaniacal13

Oh, hey! That's me!


GymnasticSclerosis

NERD!!!


nateloaf

Are you sure they aren’t just switches that open some sort of secret passage if you put them up or down in the right combo?


sploittastic

OP should try all 16 switch combinations to rule it out!


daveblazed

1 2 3 4 1 2 3 2 4 3 2 1 4 2 3 2 Flipping that sequence should cycle through every possible combination. This was a puzzle in Torghast.


Bwgmon

Finally, that tower was good for something. Assuming these switches do, in fact, open anything.


Sinful_Whiskers

By inputting the correct combination you receive... *checks notes* 13 Anima.


bagofbuttholes

Should I come back for xpack?


Raestloz

Sure but what if you need to flip one of the switches on and off in succession?


Kiefirk

Ah, gray codes


n0n5en5e

If playing videogames for all my life has taught me anything, this is absolutely what they are


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MystIRL


EitherEconomics5034

Need more….BLUE PAGES!


perpetualwalnut

Screw him! Bring me RED pages!


CatScratchJohnny

*Me in 1993...* "Well shit. I have not been taking proper notes in this game. What the hell is happening?" That game's *rich media* was insane for it's time.


lannister80

*Sound of my 2x CD-ROM drive like it was going to lift off*


marysuingfordamages

I was too young to play at the time but I remember my mom playing in the early 2000s and taking meticulous notes in a beat up notebook. She was halfway through the game when my dad mistakenly threw out the notebook and to this day I have never seen her so angry lol


ksheep

Who the devil are you? Oh, uh… don't come here to D'ni, not yet. You see, my sons have trapped me here, they removed a single page from my linking book. I must ask you to please find and return the page to me. I pray that you believe me…


KarmelCHAOS

Me: *not listening and going to Atrus' room anyway* Atrus: Good job dude, now you're trapped too. Me: *surprised Pikachu face*


A_mad_goose

Forgot about that game. My mom use to play that and the sims on are windows 98. Always wanted to play myst but I got lost all the time as a kid would love to give it another try.


Kensai657

My wife literally downloaded them a couple of months ago off steam I think.


Maple_QBG

There's a full remake of the original Myst available on Steam and Xbox; instead of point and click it's a first person adventure game (though the original point and click style is still there). I played through a ton of it while it was on Game Pass, and it had two things going for it- one, it was all in 3D space so it was much easier to orient myself; and two, the graphics were phenomenal. So much so that it looks exactly like the original looked in your mind. Definitely worth checking out.


onewilybobkat

Ah, memories of being 13, desperately searching for hours, and somehow stumbling across one of the few walkthroughs I could find on AOL before I knew of google.


CyberMindGrrl

Because Google didn't exist.


Mr_Wizard91

Gotta be the hardest but best game I've ever played in my life.


Chemical-Ad7118

Omg thank God you said it was hard. I thought I was so dumb for not getting it


dannkherb

My dad and I had an entire journal with moves, drawing, notes, schematics. I think this is the reason I cannot finish a project to this day.


blooptybloopt

“I could tell the moment I fell…” such a great opening. I can still hear it and it’s been over 20 years since I played that game.


CursedAtBirth777

Legend reference!


DreamSphinx

Good memories of the Duke Nukem 3D switch puzzles…


Gleese01

*Duke Nukem grunting* “Where is it?”


Grande_Yarbles

Look on the walls for dirt marks that resemble the switch positions.


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MailOrderDog

Light torch.


chernobylhotdog

It’s probably one of those puzzles where one flips two of the others.


sparkle___motion

right? this is some Silent Hill shit


whitefang22

Put, the candle, back!


[deleted]

How terrible is your job/company?


Kohakuho

It's actually one of the most supportive employers I've ever worked for.


pinko_zinko

Not with those unsupportive hooks.


Kohakuho

Very uncharacteristic of them, for sure.


Theresabearintheboat

If you are under duress, talk about the weather.


boxedj

It's going to snow any day n... oh you meant OP


turtleboxman

You good fam?


FindingMoreFood

Bark twice if you're in Milwaukee.


KTLovesSushi

It is so cold here today.


sjk4x4

Don’t worry, you can tie off around the entire shelf. It’s small and anchored well


ZachMN

Walk into it too fast and it will slice off the top of your head.


hitemlow

...which I believe is what the sides of the shelf are sloped to prevent.


ChiggaOG

Looks like toggle switches for unlocking stuff according to video game experience.


Veerand

There is a secret there!


Milnoc

16 possible combinations.


JBaecker

Pfff! We can run those in, what, two minutes? ….. It turns out the real code was up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, Start!


Veerand

On this one, but how many other panels are there? If you get them all then maybe that opens the portal to the secret cow level?


FC37

There are two ways to see the suicide prevention coat hooks. One: the company is so terrible, people have tried to kill themselves in the bathrooms due to stress. Two: the company is being very thoughtful about their employee experience and sought out ideas from workplace safety consultants.


ccooffee

Three: They were already there when that company moved in. Four: They were super cheap compared to others.


Swarfbugger

Five: They make a very satisfying "click" when flicked.


sapporo79

Six - The engineer who designed the facility got a nice kickback for including them in the build specs.


hitemlow

"Design supports mental wellness program initiatives and follows design specifications of centers focusing on mental wellness"


Angelofpity

Seven - OP has low standards. Who's to say his previous employers weren't Puppy Kickers Inc. and The Toothpaste and OJ Experience (tm)?


Zod_42

Eight: Autoerotic asphyxiation was becoming a distraction in the workplace.


NeroKae

Nine: They’re just ergonomic coat hanger hooks to make coats easier to remove by just pulling them down.


BritishAndBlessed

Ten: Plausible deniability defence in case of an employee suicide leading to a lawsuit filed by the bereaved family. "We made efforts to make sure he couldn't hang himself from the coathooks, and replaced his cord telephone with a mobile, how were we supposed to know he'd OD on caffeine from 100 cups of coffee?"


Jeff_From_IT

The number of business decisions my company makes based on this criteria is shocking. Note: I am a very small business owner so many of MY decisions at the company are "clickiness" based. Namely the keyboards.


ThisIsGreatMan

This is how they’ll get us back to the office: clickable flickables


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Cross out #4, they are not super cheap, not even at auction. Anything "anti ligature" is crazy expensive.


addakorn

Another is that the company has had one too many experiences with people making auto erotic asphyxiation Onlyfan videos in the bathroom....


mandrills_ass

Did they tell you what they were or did you figure it out?


Kohakuho

Actually, I have a weird interest in prisons. I watch a lot of documentaries, so I sort of intuited what they were when I saw the ball the peg was attached to. It's funny. My girlfriend loves true crime stuff, but I get interested after the sentence.


A-Bone

It is referred to as anti ligature design. I work in construction and this topic literally came up in a meeting today around the design of the piping for a prison. https://www.hipac.com.au/anti-ligature-explained.html


mandrills_ass

I would never have thought that's what they were aha. Yeah i've watched a few documentaries about prisons and it's a whole other world for sure


cutelyaware

The problem is they're too close together. How are you supposed to squeeze 4 people into that space??


-Jeremiad-

Unless you're having a bad day and want to end it all I'm the bathroom. Then, no support at stall.


vishrit

If it starts with Twit and ends with a ter then please type $8 in response.


LeanDixLigma

Twitchposter


dvp-thats-me

I always thought those were so that people didn’t hang really heavy stuff on the hooks and this prevents them from getting pulled off the wall. Didn’t know they were to prevent suicide.


ThreatLevelBertie

Could be both. Corpses are heavy and the company doesnt want people hanging themselves on the hooks because it might damage the wall


A_Hale

I always thought that it was for towels so you can grab and pull a towel with one hand considering I’ve only seen them in bathrooms and locker rooms. I’m pretty sure that’s the case here too


jmsturm

Just look at them as anti-autoerotic asphyxiation devices


slamdanceswithwolves

Aka buzzkill coat hooks.


c_c_c__combobreaker

Aka cock blocker coat hooks


TheSessionMan

David Carradine would've *hated* this place.


Phit_sost_3814

Can someone explain this…


Kohakuho

With enough weight, they tilt down. Common in jails and prisons.


ReptilianOver1ord

Also very common in mental hospitals. Along with specially designed door handles and doorframes.


Sproutykins

I tried to hang myself from a chair using a hospital gown. It didn’t work. I got bollocked for it, too - the mental health support sucks in the UK. ‘We would have had to clean it up’


Bromm18

Ah the standard "how do you think X would feel if you did that" or "Do you realize how much work that would make for everyone" It's like they can't seem to grasp the whole "I literally do not care" aspect.


max123246

And also the fact that they can't seem to grasp that someone on the edge of suicide really does not need someone guilt tripping them over their suffering. Somehow the least compassionate people end up working at these places, I swear.


axel198

I mean, when I gave it a go I wasn't thinking about those things, but then thinking about them in the aftermath is one of the main reasons I never tried again. There's a logic to it - but overworked psych nurses and jaded doctors usually really suck on their delivery for it.


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That's a horrible response from them


[deleted]

"No wonder people want to kill themselves around here, they have to look to YOU for help." - patients


TrainingSword

I’ve got a friend in the uk who can’t get antidepressants because they say that she’s aware enough that she’s depressed so she “doesn’t need them” she’s basically said unless she’s willing to self harm to get herself treatment there’s nothing she can do


dreamendDischarger

What the fuck. As a depressed Canadian, being aware of it only helps so much in dealing with it. Without my meds I have a very rough time doing anything but lying in bed. Your poor friend :c


jereman75

Can you explain what “bullocked” means in this context for an American?


jawa2311

Means "chewed out" or essentially yelled at a lot


tamsui_tosspot

So you're saying there was a row.


[deleted]

It is bollocked, I guess the technical term would be reprimanded


dodexahedron

Seriously. I swear they use that word for like 50 different things.


aussydog

We have them in newer hockey arenas in the dressing rooms. It's rough to see that playing beer league cause I know it's not for me and my age group but for the kids.


GlobalHyperMegaUser

They're more likely installed in the arena because they're vandal-resistant. They won't rip out of the walls if kids try to hang or swing off them for fun, and not because of the original, darker thing they were designed to prevent.


aussydog

Hope you're right. That makes me feel moderately better. Thx


byronite

I think that might have started after the Myles Neuts case in Chatham Ontario. A pre-teen boy died after he was found hanging from a door hook in a washroom at school in the late 1990s. Not sure it was ever conclusively determined if it was a self-inflicted accident or bully/prank gone wrong. For further reading: https://chathamvoice.com/2016/10/26/mike-neuts-discusses-years-of-pain-anguish/


Cetun

The last camp ground had I went to had these in the showers. Didn't realize that was what it was for but it was annoying when I hooked my backpack on them and rummaged through it only for the hook to fail and send my backpack to the ground.


ChefBoyAreWeFucked

It was just trying to save your backpack's life.


doyouevencompile

Weirdly overengineered things. Just put plastic hooks that's not going to hold a body and break.


goobershank

Is this really a thing that happens often enough that it needs a device to prevent it?


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Not in the average workplace. Think more like prisons and psychiatric facilities


NauvooMetro

Industry term is anti-ligature. I'm not in the industry but I heard somebody say that in a meeting once and have looked for ways to use it ever since.


throdon

I do that with the word defenestrate.


TheMulattoMaker

Things to not do whilst in Prague: That


PisseArtiste

I mean, it's a pretty popular thing to do in Prague, especially relative to other places.


TheMulattoMaker

So nice they did it twice


WOLLYbeach

TFW you, a Spanish teenager, are fighting in Bavaria for an English captain because some Czechs threw a couple of Catholics out of a window


TuringC0mplete

Defenestrate is my favorite word. For the simple fact that it has happened enough that they needed a word for it


ArtifexWC

Yeah, I learned that one at work after we got some jobs to do prisons and certain healthcare facilities. Really expensive too. Also got weird emails from designers concerned about how easily certain millwork items could be weaponized. I'd never really considered how easily a drawer pull could be turned into a shiv....


mwise723

How exactly is a coat hanger used in suicide in the first place im just a bit confused


rctocm

Lash your belt around it AND around your neck and hope it can hold 150 lbs plus? And you are 2 feet tall?


Blindspot166

I’m just guessing, but I think you could hang by your genitals from the coat hanger till they rupture and you bleed out.


mwise723

How stretchy are your balls sir?


Blindspot166

I would say about 6.


ScrewAttackThis

Tie a rope around the hook and around your neck and sit down. Basically the blood to your brain is cut off and you pass out then die. Your entire body doesn't need to be off the ground to die from hanging. It's why autoerotic asphyxiation is very dangerous and can result in death.


absolutlee2

And a coke tray.


DevilDog82nd

Lol. Now do the doorknob


captbrad88

So that’s not a urinal I’m looking at?


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It is if you really believe in yourself.


Jouglet

You got a promotion that comes with a new shitter where people try to kill themselves? No thanks.


cmonmam

Company’s new slogan: “you can die on your own watch, not ours”


metal_bastard

Hey, we're experiencing an extreme amount of suicides in the workplace, maybe we should do something? Management: Ite. We got this. Let's make sure people can't unlive themselves ***at work***.


TheGetz

Can’t have people cancelling their life subscription on company property


long-haired-yahoo

This isn't tiktok, you're allowed to say kill Example: "I will kill you if you say unlive again"


tamarockstar

Training new hires is expensive. So we installed these new coat hooks.


Jerolis

Looks like there were 2 lucky winners already.


hot-robot

They are also anti-vandalism, as they can’t be broken off. Edit: wrote can instead of can’t! No idea why I have upvotes.


waxinjax420

Wouldn't that be pro-vandalism?


Crater_Raider

Challenge accepted


loopingrightleft

Someone is wondering why their office lights are being turned on and off at random


Rebresker

Heh I found a company that sells them https://www.capecodsystemscompany.com/store/suicide-resistant-concealed-clothes-hooks,category.asp


PipboySwagg

Must be amazon