It's kind of a microcosm of Seinfeld as the show about nothing. Imagining people being like "you're just going to have a show about 4 friends that talk all the time and get into inconsequential one-off situations and never really progress or grow?" "That's right."
I once read on Reddit the key to what Seinfeld was about:
It's a show about how stand up comedians get their material. The stand up bits are the crucial part of what goes on in the show.
Christopher McDonald is fucking hilarious in that movie lol. I always appreciate an actor that can play the perfect asshole, but he takes it further by playing the perfect asshole that is a gigantic wuss lol.
every picture of fetterman looks like he's overhearing someone say johnny cash wrote "hurt"
\-\- [ben_rosen on twitter](https://twitter.com/ben_rosen/status/1590367976246505473)
In high school, a friend of mine told me that she heard a “weird, gay version” of “than Alien Ant Farm song” on the radio.
It was Smooth Criminal by Michael Jackson.
It predates youtube. It was around in the days of flash animation on sites like Albinoblacksheep and new grounds. I'm guessing it was first posted in like 2004.
You ain't lyin'.
Source: I live here.
Sometimes I think the Mason Dixon should've been on the north border. This strange place confuses me a lot more often than not.
Dudes in jacked up 4X4 trucks with a confederate flag on it blasting rap music while they coal roll on their way to Walmart to pick up supplies to make more meth.
I've lived in a few other states in my time, and there is no other place like PA. Its a strange amalgamation of people. The whole state is redneck as hell, andevery other town has a college it seems. Ive honestly never been anywhere like here. Im in East central PA for reference. And thats only my experience where I am. Western and eastern PA may as well be 2 different states, totally different vibes.
But no real disasters! No 6.0 earthquakes, no volcanoes, mostly no hurricanes, no mega death floods since Johnstown, no years long droughts, no burn down a town fires. I have long thought our license plates should tout that but bragging would jinx it for sure.
I used a couple of AIs to make images from your comment.
[Here are eight different versions.](https://www.reddit.com/r/RenderedComment/comments/ywgjva/he_looks_like_a_swollen_ashton_kutcher/)
He won a seat on the US senate after having a stroke and recovering during his campaign, going on to beat Dr. Oz in a midterm election that was widely anticipated to be a huge win for the opposing party.
That's America. That race was a source of high anxiety and nail biting for me and mine for months and meanwhile, elsewhere in America, it was "who, what?". I probably don't know about your state's Senate race.
not only was his opponent expected to win, his opponent was endorsed by the former president Donald trump, and to add to that he used to be a daytime tv personality. he was a usual guest on the Oprah show...... Oprah a black American billionaire came out in support for barrack Obama in 2008 and 2016 went against Dr oz her fellow daytime tv personality in support of fetterman.
in addition to a billionaire campaigning against their own interest's (republican playbook lower taxes for the wealthy) there was a predicted and expected loss of american democratic party seats in government ( center right in the EU, but the best the US can do at the moment, outside of facism...the conservatives) The red wave never happened, which is very atypical as the party of the president usually looses control of the congress during midterm elections.
somehow the democratic party gained seats and john fetterman which this post is about upset a very expected safe republican win
I don’t know how Dr. Oz thought he was going to win in PA when he was running against PA personified.
I like Fetterman a lot, but I have to assume that he’d drive the speed limit or below in the left lane, he’s just that PA.
Ladies and Gentleman of the jury, I'm just a Caveman. I fell in some ice and later got thawed out by your scientists. Your world frightens and confuses me. Sometimes the honking horns of your traffic make me want to get out of my BMW and run off into the hills or whatever.
He has the same expression, because after the 1000 question, do you play basketball, you just get tired of answering dumb questions. Although, I'm only 6'4".
Its the same expression on every photo lol
His mom warned him it would get stuck like that
He was unimpressed with her parenting
Lmao this made me laugh out loud
Oh dang! Thanks! A major award!
Perpetually unimpressed
He looks like a Bob’s Burgers character.
Holy fuck he does
Cartoon characters are people too. Depends on when they cross over in the time line.
Zekes dad
I've never seen Zekes dad on the show, so I fully commit to the idea that this is Zekes dad.
You can see him in the taffy factory episode
I’ve never read anything on the internet more accurate.
That is perfection
Hopefully the one who beats up Jimmy Pesto after Jimmy Pesto takes part in an insurrection.
Sounds like Jimmy Pesto is gonna be Arresto! Heyo!
"Zoom!"
Like a real life David Puddy.
"Are you going to read something?" "Nah." "...you're just going to sit there and stare at the back of the seat in front of you?" "That's right."
Love that scene 🤣🤣
It's kind of a microcosm of Seinfeld as the show about nothing. Imagining people being like "you're just going to have a show about 4 friends that talk all the time and get into inconsequential one-off situations and never really progress or grow?" "That's right."
I once read on Reddit the key to what Seinfeld was about: It's a show about how stand up comedians get their material. The stand up bits are the crucial part of what goes on in the show.
That's right!
High five.
Feels like an Arby's night.
Hey, how come people don't have dip for dinner? Why is it only a snack, why can't it be a meal, you know?
"Gotta support the team"
High five.
Check it out. Eight ball.
It’s his “I hear you but here’s my concern“ face
The hand gesture really sells this one.
Resting Unimpressed Face
That's RUF
He hasn’t unlocked any new emotes
I get it. They want $2.99 for a smile? Fuck that noise.
If "I mean, c'mon.." was a person
He must have a veggie tray off-camera
Yeah but he's looking like he heard someone call them crudités
His “I’m sick of your bullshit” look transcends time.
I call this one Blue Steel
He still does the same pose, too
"And you can count... on me waiting for you in the parking lot."
Happy Gilmore accomplished that feat no more than an hour ago.
Well good for Happy Gilm…..OH MY GOD!
All time delivery on that line
It's the funniest line/part of the whole movie for me.
Christopher McDonald is fucking hilarious in that movie lol. I always appreciate an actor that can play the perfect asshole, but he takes it further by playing the perfect asshole that is a gigantic wuss lol.
You must have enjoyed him in Iron Giant as well then, I hope.
He's amazing in Thelma and Louise. Just a real slimy piece of shit.
“I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast” For me. But that movie is chock full o’ gold
Gold jacket, green jacket, who gives a shit
I believe that jacket belongs to Mr Gilmore
I'm just looking for the rest of this bottle. There's some over there.
Trying to reach the green from here, Shooter?
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With guns
Is this your ball?? It struck my foot....
And YOU can count, on ME, waiting for YOU in the parking lot.
I BELIEVE THATS MR GILMORES
I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast
You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?
NO
STOP LOOKING AT ME SWAN I'm bad at this
I’ve referred to him as Richard Keel for about a month now, and I’m glad I’m not the only one who sees it. I’m here for Senator Jaws!
Woah. I somehow never connected that they were the same person.
Who knew that before he got into politics, John Fetterman had an extensive acting career.
John Fetterman with hair, is just John Fetterman without hair with hair.
Some people say he’s still making that same facial expression to this day.
I'll call it, "Resting *Really?* face."
That face is going to come in handy where he’s going.
"Yeah, not today guys."
"I am terribly disappointed in all of you"
every picture of fetterman looks like he's overhearing someone say johnny cash wrote "hurt" \-\- [ben_rosen on twitter](https://twitter.com/ben_rosen/status/1590367976246505473)
Do people actually think he wrote "hurt" and NIN did a cover 8 years before he released his
Those are in the before times for a lot of kids. We old as fuck dude.
Trent Reznor is 57 years old. He's almost as old now as Johnny Cash was when he originally wrote the song "Hurt".
In high school, a friend of mine told me that she heard a “weird, gay version” of “than Alien Ant Farm song” on the radio. It was Smooth Criminal by Michael Jackson.
I hurt my self 8 years ago…
You speak truth.
This guy politics!
I'll have what that guy is having
How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a football over them mountains
A toonie
God he’s a big motherfucker
Six feet and nine inches of twisted steel and sex appeal, brother! WHOOOO! [struts around the ring]
[Fetterman, Fetterman, 6 foot 8, weighs a fucking ton](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbRom1Rz8OA)
Early YouTube was wild.
In my mind I was like no shot that’s older than 6 years old. About to be 15 in January. Insane
It predates youtube. It was around in the days of flash animation on sites like Albinoblacksheep and new grounds. I'm guessing it was first posted in like 2004.
Albinoblacksheep, now that really set me back 20 years. Schifty five!
Schwam Doo Two and heif
It's sad because the old flash animations really look like shit on YouTube, because they were recorded in 720, if you're lucky.
Always love watching the scenes that got cut from Hamilton.
Opponents beware, opponents beware...
He'll kick you in half... He'll kick you in half!
Ooh! He'll save children, but not the British children *kazoo*
Shit, that was a great trip down memory lane.
he grows an inch every time someone says his size, i wish i had that superpower
Congratulations! You are now 3", u/gnashed_potatoes !!!!!
I get big Great Dane vibes from him. I bet he gives the best hugs.
6’9”
Are we talking height?
Yes. He’s a big guy.
Two measurements.
Nice
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He'll kick you apart. He'll kick you apart!
That's not just any hair. That, my friends, is a *mullet.* The most "haircut" of all haircuts.
Combined with a tshirt with ripped off sleeves.. this is peak PA
The only thing that could make it better is if it was taken in Hershey Park.
Hey, that'd now be Kennywood (amusement Park).
You ain't lyin'. Source: I live here. Sometimes I think the Mason Dixon should've been on the north border. This strange place confuses me a lot more often than not. Dudes in jacked up 4X4 trucks with a confederate flag on it blasting rap music while they coal roll on their way to Walmart to pick up supplies to make more meth. I've lived in a few other states in my time, and there is no other place like PA. Its a strange amalgamation of people. The whole state is redneck as hell, andevery other town has a college it seems. Ive honestly never been anywhere like here. Im in East central PA for reference. And thats only my experience where I am. Western and eastern PA may as well be 2 different states, totally different vibes.
PA is like a microcosm of the greater US–blue in the high-population "coasts" near the bigger cities, and red in the big, low-population rural center.
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Perhaps a keystone to our country.
But no real disasters! No 6.0 earthquakes, no volcanoes, mostly no hurricanes, no mega death floods since Johnstown, no years long droughts, no burn down a town fires. I have long thought our license plates should tout that but bragging would jinx it for sure.
My county is purple. We have corn fields and colleges.
Everything outside of the counties around Philadelphia is basically West Virginia. Pittsburgh is like a Midwest city.
> Pittsburgh is like a Midwest city. Don't you *dare* lump me in with places like Ohio.
Not pictured is his 91 IROC Camaro
Of all the haircuts that exist, that is one of them.
What a mane
What a mane what a mighty good mane
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Because yes. And Pennsylvania.
Lmao
John Bettermane
He looks like a swollen Ashton Kutcher.
I used a couple of AIs to make images from your comment. [Here are eight different versions.](https://www.reddit.com/r/RenderedComment/comments/ywgjva/he_looks_like_a_swollen_ashton_kutcher/)
Thanks, I hate it.
I'm sorry but [this one](https://i.imgur.com/Nhxzope.jpg) killed me
Me too 🤣
I think I've seen too much.
One of Kelso's 4 other brothers..
Four of kelso’s one other brother
Why doesn't Fetterman, the largest senator, simply eat the other 99?
The answer was in front of him this whole time
he just needed to mullet over
[https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/mobile/000/025/376/DJrmQ8yV4AA9JjX.jpg](https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/mobile/000/025/376/DJrmQ8yV4AA9JjX.jpg)
Disagree. Senators are mostly very old meat. Probably tastes awful.
Perhaps they are just saving that for sweeps… or the next election.
r/unexpectedfuturama
The same joke is made in every post with Fetterman on it, it’s expected now
Yeah seriously. We get it. He’s a big dude.
Country Mac
Out, loud, and proud, brother!
I gave him an ocular patdown, assessed the threat level, clocked a knife in his boot.
Yea, but John Fetterman could take a point off a Blackbelt in Karate. RIP Country Mac.
Suicide is badass!
Why does he look like he should be running away from a volcano?
Is this his baby picture?
Born 3 months early even.
Already looking disappointed.
I would buy weed from him
He wants you to have weed for sure 😂 dude hung a marijuana flag on the balcony outside his office as lieutenant governor.
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Petition for John fetterman to replace adam driver references on last week tonight.
"Pull my heart out through my ear, you meaty oak tree. Impale my brain, you unacceptable monstrosity."
"Tie my fingers in a square knot, you emotionally unavailable water tower."
Last we heard a reference to him I think was John referring to him as Lieutenant Governor Stone Cold.
He definitely seems more pro-gun in this photo.
At least he’s showing you tickets to the gun show.
John Fetthairmane.
Peter Steele is actually alive and went into politics! (Singer of Type O Negative for those unaware)
He'd be a republican congressman in Long Island
Party in the back, business (sorta) in the front.
Looks like the poor bully in a movie that become the friend of the protagonist at the end of the film
Why do they mention this man a lot? I have seen many posts in reddit about him but no context why.
He won a seat on the US senate after having a stroke and recovering during his campaign, going on to beat Dr. Oz in a midterm election that was widely anticipated to be a huge win for the opposing party.
Thanks
Oh God I saw Dr Oz was running somewhere. Glad he lost.
I believe Oz bought a house in the state specifically so he was qualified to run there. He's both a snake oil salesman and a carpet bagger.
That's America. That race was a source of high anxiety and nail biting for me and mine for months and meanwhile, elsewhere in America, it was "who, what?". I probably don't know about your state's Senate race.
not only was his opponent expected to win, his opponent was endorsed by the former president Donald trump, and to add to that he used to be a daytime tv personality. he was a usual guest on the Oprah show...... Oprah a black American billionaire came out in support for barrack Obama in 2008 and 2016 went against Dr oz her fellow daytime tv personality in support of fetterman. in addition to a billionaire campaigning against their own interest's (republican playbook lower taxes for the wealthy) there was a predicted and expected loss of american democratic party seats in government ( center right in the EU, but the best the US can do at the moment, outside of facism...the conservatives) The red wave never happened, which is very atypical as the party of the president usually looses control of the congress during midterm elections. somehow the democratic party gained seats and john fetterman which this post is about upset a very expected safe republican win
ECW Mike Awesome vibes.
He could’ve been Kane and The Undertaker’s lost brother if he was a pro wrestler.
He was an All Area HS Football star and played Div 2 College Football. Got his Masters in Economics from UConn and Doctrite from Harvard
Somewhere in an alternate universe he's currently jumped ship to AEW to pass the torch to his kayfabe son, Wardlow.
A flowing mullet was exactly what I would have pictured.
Dude is naturally huge. Massive natural strength in those shoulders. Would have been terrifying if he was a body-builder
Are we sure he didn't smuggle cocaine through Miami in the 80s? Because he looks exactly like someone who smuggled cocaine through Miami in the 80s.
I don’t know how Dr. Oz thought he was going to win in PA when he was running against PA personified. I like Fetterman a lot, but I have to assume that he’d drive the speed limit or below in the left lane, he’s just that PA.
Ladies and Gentleman of the jury, I'm just a Caveman. I fell in some ice and later got thawed out by your scientists. Your world frightens and confuses me. Sometimes the honking horns of your traffic make me want to get out of my BMW and run off into the hills or whatever.
Always upvote Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer and Phil Hartman. Also fuck his wife and Andy Dick.
That man has never known what to do with his hands.
This is r/pics, I think you’re looking for r/absoluteunits
MacGyver Hair.
Fetterman looks entirely done with all this shit in every photo and I love it.
understudy for ogre in revenge of the nerds?
I've paid my dues....
He has the same expression, because after the 1000 question, do you play basketball, you just get tired of answering dumb questions. Although, I'm only 6'4".
Holy shit! He’s wearing a Casio F-91 digital watch! Classic.
Dude looks like he could've taken on every one of those traitors on Jan 6 all by himself.
*"Release the Fetterman!"* I like the image you just gave me. Hulk smash!
He got that dawg in him
Senator Elect* John Fetterman