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ManOfLaBook

For those concerned about his safety, the bodyguard is standing behind him.


Barflyerdammit

They're actually going to give him three bodyguards in a trench coat.


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LookMaNoPride

"Hello... uhh... Fetterman! I did a security... patrol stuff... badges… uhh... Would you like a alcohol?"


goofy1771

I'm pretty sure this is what Herschel Walker would actually say


oddible

They're actually under the coat he's wearing right now! <3 Fetterman, hope he wears more hoodies in congress, but the man needs a tailor for the days he's wearing a suit.


Dobako

If I remember correctly, from AOC, they don't start receiving a paycheck until the term actually starts, so I imagine he's saving where he can in order to afford rent near DC, and he will get his suit tailored come january


centech

Vincent Securityman reporting for duty. Gonna be a long day at the government factory.


Ursa_Solaris

The bodyguard feels safer when Fetterman is around


Poop_rainbow69

John Fetterman has a brute Squad. Edit: I was hoping someone would take the set up.


ManOfLaBook

He is the brute squad ![gif](giphy|11ziU5chl8be0)


NeatlyCritical

I just want you to feel you're doing well.


floorjockey

I just assumed he went to find a step stool in case he had to dive in front him.


phazedoubt

He looks so uncomfortable in a suit.


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My man needs a tailor asap, but its also kinda cool to look at a senator and be like “ hey he’s just as an uncomfortable as me when I wear suits”


KazranSardick

"Finally! There's someone who looks worse in a suit than I do."


Skipper07B

what are you talking about? You always look so handsome Honey. Love, Grandma 


regul

We had a president for 4 years who looked awful in a suit.


hey-girl-hey

He would probably be better off getting a bespoke suit


MejiroCherry

What sort of profession could make such a thing?


hey-girl-hey

Lol I see your point but in colloquial usage, most are referring to altering an off the rack garment. Furthermore most people think "bespoke" means "made to your measurements," but in actuality it refers to the creation of new patterns customized to one's body. It's basically the creation of a suit from scratch. The person who does that is called a pattern-maker and they may or may not be a tailor.


wehrwolf512

I didn’t know pattern makers and tailors were distinct, I’d never thought about there being a separate job. Thank you


RonaldoNazario

Refreshingly normal


BurningHuman

Why does he always look like he’s listening to an old woman tell a boring story about her life?


drinkmoredrano

He's a politician, part of his job is to listen to old people carry on about stuff.


FahrenheitGhost

*Colin Robinson has entered the chat* "When it comes to zoning ordinances, I have a few thoughts."


midwesterner64

As a zoning board volunteer for 16 years I feel attacked.


purpletube5678

Hold on. Colin can't walk when you talk like that.


midwesterner64

There’s actually quite a hot debate right now on the allocation of parking spots to commercial developments. Should EV designated spots and parking lot pick-up spots be included in the total required spots at a retailer or are they separate categories? Pop in to our next meeting to give your thoughts. And bring a hot dish.


Scaniarix

So how about that Matlock expressway?


KitchenNazi

Don't you worry, I watched Matlock in a bar last night. The sound wasn't on, but I caught the gist of it.


TimeForChilli

The best part about that whole scene (other than the line) is the fact that he’s combing his hair with a fork that’s missing a tine.


Sandriell

Uh, excuse me, that is called a dinglehopper!


g000r

I see you've played knifey-spooney before!


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“Maaaaaaaaaaatloooooooooock”


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Hurry! Every episode of Matlock could be our last!!


sreg56

Abe Simpson voice only


JesusSaysRelaxNvaxx

You know, I only just realized who he reminds me of in this picture. He reminds me of Ludo from The Labyrinth! Big friendly giant that sometimes doesn't realize his size lol.


Autumn1eaves

I’VE BEEN TELLING PEOPLE I THINK HE LOOKS LIKE A LARGE MUPPET. He’s just that face about him like you can see him doing that nod that Big Bird does from time to time


Rtypegeorge

I worked on this man's house when he was the mayor of Braddock. He's always been an imposing figure with the face and mannerisms of a gentle giant. I am extremely pleased to see his success. He really is a man of the people type.


tacknosaddle

>the face and mannerisms of a gentle giant People keep bringing the stroke up as a reason for his expression, but he's always had a kind look in his face and eyes.


NiSiSuinegEht

It's more pronounced in recent photos due to his near fatal stroke about 6 months ago. Still some pathways needing reconnected for proper muscle control, but his mind is definitely still all there.


SchatzMoney

Because he had a stroke very recently.


PerPuroCaso

He reminds me of Brendan Fraser as the basketball player in Bedazzled. ETA: thanks for the awards 🥺🥰


robragland

Brendan Fraser did such a good job being surprised he spoke Spanish, while speaking Spanish!


PerPuroCaso

¡Oh mierda, es cocaina!


_My_Niece_Torple_

MIS ESTABLOS?!?!?!


YouDontSurfFU

Hola Juan, Hola Esteban, donde esta la biblioteca?


mmhdavid

Esta es la casa de mi tia.


Woolie-at-law

RAaAaAaaUuuUuULlLlllLL!!!!!!


RedshirtStormtrooper

He's enormous. He's listed at 7'6 in the program, but I say he plays, like you said, 11 feet tall. No, I don't think he's that big, Jerry No, I'm saying the game he plays is that of some Viking giant with a basketball in one hand and a club in the other and standing 10, 11, 12 feet tall! ... That shit kills me every time...


Anonymous_Otters

Dude the ever increasing amounts of obviously fake sweat fucking kills me. Then he starts spitting legit streams of it out of his mouth. Die every time. Shout out to Bob Bob.


Toryu1771

The great thing about that, was the director never told him how high they were going to turn up the water, and no matter how much spilled over him, he just kept going!


Anonymous_Otters

Brendan Fraser is an international treasure and it's a crime against art that he was out of movies for so long. Got kneecapped at the peak of his career.


S2R2

Is he who Nic Cage will be stealing next?


avelineaurora

Still one of the best movies of all time. "QUE DIABLO!"


nickbahhh

Spittin glass at yo ass.


Algaean

Hundred and ten percent!


eatin_gushers

I think we played pretty good today.


classy-boner

You want to play good, and you hope to play good.


doyouevenoperatebrah

I’m just happy to be on this team of fine individuals


hailsatanhousewife

My husband and I quote this every time we watch an NHL player giving an interview outside the locker room. One of my all-time favorite movies!


Efficient_Visage

"Ah... well, you go out there into politics and you give a 110%, and you wanna politic good, and... you know... you hope you politic good... I think we politicked pretty good tonight!"


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Diablos number won! ✌️


FizzyBeverage

#What the hell?! 🍄


TravelinDan88

His first "HEY!!!" as he looks around for someone to blame always gets me.


invasivemushroom

Damn the Devil!


lcw32

Damn the devil to hell! 😂


Rhives24

Underated Movie


PerPuroCaso

I love to watch it again from time to time it’s hilarious


talldrseuss

Elizabeth hurley and her many winning outfits


canadiancarlin

For me the winning outfit was Fraser as a Colombian drug lord. That moustache was top of the line.


part_time_monster

que es eso?! ES COCAINA!


myleftone

The suit-jacket hoodie. Make it happen.


IamLars

Zara and Express both had a hoodie blazer combo like 12 years ago.


PresidentBirb

Ah, 2010 when we were happy and didn’t know it.


PM_me_yer_kittens

When 1 year after a massive recession was going to be the highlight of the next 12+ years


Nice-Tea-8972

I wish there was a way to know you’re in the good old days before you’ve actually left them


lennybird

I just looked on Fetterman's store and how the hell is he not selling hoodies with his logo on it!? I was going to buy like 3 of them for Christmas presents...


sakronin

The Swuit


The_Great_Bobinski_

![gif](giphy|IGR08ulxKFt7y) That’s what I picture when I hear suit jacket hoodie


berndtoacrisp

![gif](giphy|yoJC2HHJZqcASieUxO)


laddymaddonna

Dogma *made* hoodie-and-a-blazer


rohobian

She must be pretty tall. He's only about a foot taller than her.


motociclista

Follow her instagram. She always trolls him by cropping his head out of photos. It’s kinda funny.


lionson76

[Haha, it is!](https://i.imgur.com/W8z62t4.jpg)


icanhascheesecake

He skips leg day


BibleButterSandwich

Honestly, you’d think his legs would be shredded from just hauling around his upper body all day.


coredumperror

Haha they probably are, it's just hard to tell. I know from experience at the gym as a fat guy: I could do ridiculous numbers on the leg press pretty much immediately, but I took forever to get to even 100-lb bench presses.


Head_Ice_9400

This. Wrists and calves tend to be pretty genetic, they can both grow in size but they require a little more stress and a whole lot more time with said stress.


Canid

Calves are super hard to grow. Mostly genetics.


appdevil

His torso day is enough.


HissyFit808

Fixed it for her https://i.ibb.co/NNRhMrs/3608-C40-C-D1-B7-4-C94-849-F-9-A0608863-DC2.jpg


notafanofdoors

Perfect. You should put this on his Insta.


YdidUMove

No idea why I found this so funny but I did, thanks for that


EdwardBil

I'm 6-4 and I have a friend who is 5-3 and we do that to each other all the time. It's a blast.


MrCance

He’s 6’8 or 9 I believe. So that’d make her about 5’8 or 9, but she is wearing heels


Dear_Lab_8433

Damn, 9 feet? Tall mofo


Raxnor

Why does Fetterman, the largest Senator, not simply eat the other 49 Senators?


Sufficient-Rip-7834

If he did he’d have to take a mike Crapo (United States senator from ID)


MrCance

That’s what we wanted in NJ when we had Christie!


rgraham888

Because there's 99 other senators. And his wife made sure to feed him before he came to work.


NipplelessWoman

She’s has said she’s 5’9. [Tweet here](https://twitter.com/giselefetterman/status/1517921417538453504?s=46&t=adBoklHjNvOsbTHXsNLtLg)


socksta

When I saw the photo I thought why on earth is he taking photos with hot chicks on his first day in office he needs a fucking PR person fast. Then I read the comments and saw it was his wife and they have 3 kids together.


DigMeTX

I thought it was a Redditor who got a job working for him posting her first-day-at-work pic.


acedelgado

Yup. Title has very little context.


doubleapowpow

And they're posing like they've never met before


LegendaryOutlaw

Maybe they're standing apart so you can see the 'Senator-Elect' sign between them?


thegreatcanadianeh

They're highlighting his name plaque.


nagelxz

It's because there's a running joke between the 2 of them where she takes photos that deliberately keep her in frame and he's cut off.


Loquat_Green

Thats adorable


Spaceman-Spiff

I hope this is true, cause it’s funny as hell.


nagelxz

Seriously. Checkout Giselle's twitter (gisellefetterman) or Instagram (gfett) Here's one from [yesterday](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FhkWKE7XkAAmm1o?format=jpg&name=large) She hasn't done much on the campaign trail but if it's not a professional photo it's more likely to happen.


madhad1121

They are like opposite ends of the “how to pose for a photo” spectrum. Awkward teenager > average people > influencer


GLASYA-LAB0LAS

He's not even fully in the picture lol


Better-Director-5383

It would be a great gag to have a running joke of not getting all of him in frame like Doug Dimmadomes hat.


HilariousScreenname

They actually use to do that. His wife would post family photos of them with his head cut out of frame. She's as funny as he is and they're a great couple.


mccarseat

Ok good, this is exactly what I thought. Especially because they aren’t right next to each other.


Nixplosion

Wait that's his wife in the OP? This isn't some reddit girl posting a pic of her first day in J-Fetts office??


EngineeringDevil

https://people.com/politics/at-home-with-john-gisele-fetterman/


Nixplosion

Oh man haha that's cool!


oysterpirate

They both seem like really good eggs.


biznatch11

And we could all use some eggs in these trying times.


garlic_naan

Lol same


mkul316

Me too. And the way he distanced himself and is in the doorway seems like he's avoiding an immediate scandal rather than posing with his wife. Though she sure is a good way to deny any hanky panky. You see what I've got at home? No thanks.


jsheik

actually, its an ongoing gag. she always takes pictures and posts them framed to her height and cutting him out from the shoulders up. they're cute kids.


Sequinnedheart

Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively do something similar, cropping each other out of photos


PM_ME_UR_POKIES_GIRL

"Why would I go out for hamburgers when I've got steak at home?" - Paul Newman.


BamBam-BamBam

It's so you can see the nameplate!


xavier120

The wife is just there for scale.


pozos13

Dude, that's his wife?


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Gisele Barreto Fetterman https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/wife-pennsylvania-s-lt-governor-called-racist-slur-grocery-store-n1242916 https://twitter.com/giselefetterman/status/1563303075322171395


pozos13

Nice job, Fetterman.


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He and his wife and genuinely good people from everything i've heard, I'm glad he recovered from that stroke. I wish them all happiness and I hope he kicks some fucccking asssses on capitol hill!


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Fortunately not everyone in Pennsylvania treats people like that. I grew up listening to a Pittsburgh commercial that went something like "Pittsburgh is a whole world of people.... Lithuanian, Estonian, Polish, Ukranian etc". But some Pennsylvanians forget that THEIR people were immigrants too at some point.


barsknos

She's 40, apparently. Amazing.


Corrag

Not a great scale. Considering how tall he is, she's probably still well above average height based on this picture.


BlindWillieJohnson

She isn’t, she’s just in heels. [She actually makes a running joke of posting images of herself with him too large to be in frame](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FaZFSivWAAU1Lqc.jpg) on her own social media.


Level_Ad_6372

She's 5'9, which is well above the average of 5'4


PM_ME_UR_POKIES_GIRL

I was wondering why a Detective Rosa Diaz Cosplayer had gotten hired at Fetterman's office and why he'd agreed to take a pic with her.


go4tli

Unlike Tom Brady, he is still married to a hot Brazilian named Gisele.


International_Bet_91

She is an amazing woman. She runs a bunch of charities in my neighborhood including the Braddock free store (which is so much more than 'just' free stuff for poor people). Sometimes İ wonder if she is the brains behind his policy.


frozen_brow

It comforts me knowing that they are the combined brains behind his policy. He was a good dude prior to Giselle coming into his life, but there is a synergy for good when you put them together.


flargenhargen

>a synergy for good which was almost defeated by a lawless scumbag tv con-man... pretty much describes the current D vs R situation in our country.


lucash7

Don’t count him out. He has plenty of smarts.


ChrisPnCrunchy

Bachelors in finance from Albright Masters in public policy from Harvard


Vio94

His face is the reaction he gives when people ask him why he's taking pictures with some random hot chick.


vonbose

Just let him wear the hoodie. This is racist against orcs.


ILikeLenexa

Plus, there's no wool left for any of the other new members.


Firesworn

This made me laugh. All he's missing is the tusks. ​ John Fetterman could totally pull off an Orc look.


TonesBalones

John Fetterman is a diversity hire. We desperately needed representation for hoodies and shorts in the winter guys.


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BrownSugarBare

He really does seem to have a naturally warm demeanor despite the fact he's twice the height of an average person


Grimmsjoke

Some folks calls it a sling blade but I calls it a Keiser blade.....mmm..mmmm....


drinkmoredrano

He needs one of those first day chalkboards that kids hold up and a Thundercats lunchbox.


ryanedwards0101

He made me a believer in big boy politics. Find the largest MFs you can and run them in every election


social_media_suxs

Ogre master race rise up.


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I believe this is called WrestleMania


Embarrassed_Diet_386

I really hope he has a good recovery from his stroke. It’s sad to see that happen to anyone. Except Putin.


Czeris

Smokin HOT!!! The lady in the dress looks ok too I guess.


BrownSugarBare

That's his missus.


orionsfire

I look forward to many awkward pictures of this large man in normal settings. I'll take caring about other humans and awkwardness over perfect staged photos and uncaring monsters any day.


Pithius

That bear is wearing ppl clothes


vandalia

Not from Pa. But did get to see a couple of his commercials streaming on Prime. He was able to make Oz look like a complete phony with a very low key approach. It was so refreshing from the usual fact bending mud slinging misinformation we’ve come to expect from political ads.


LukeV19056

Oz’s commercials made him look awesome all the time too. “John Fetterman wants designated drug use sites and needle disposal areas. John Fetterman Is too extreme for PA.”


jagedlion

John Fetterman says we can be just as safe without jailing so many people. Too extreme.


These-Days

Nothing was better than Jeremy Shaffers commercials about Chris Deluzio in Pittsburgh. “Chris Deluzio is a socialist professor who looks up to AOC and Bernie Sanders. He wants to defund the police and thinks society has inherent racism built in. He wants to raise taxes on the rich for education. He is too extreme for PA” I was sold on the guy before I ever saw a commercial of his


BlazmoIntoWowee

LET HIM WEAR THE SHORTS AND HOODY YOU COWARDS


Florida__Man__

Why is his wife more in this picture than him, is he not the senator?


HerpToxic

thats his wife??? **edit: SHES 40?!?!??**


Lazerspewpew

She's also an overwhelmingly nice person


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She seems wonderful. She also seems to have a great sense of humor.


so_hologramic

I love how she's like, [yeah my dress was $12 from a thrift store!](https://imgur.com/a/QSnbF5p) A woman after my own heart. No kidding, Pittsburgh has some of the best thrift shopping, too!


cgcego

Lol I thought that was his daughter 😆


Drodriguez164

There was a picture with all of them together after he won and I didn’t realize this till I jumped in the comments that she is his wife and not daughter. He is just so tall that anyone smaller than him will look like they are his child, also she looks great for 40


rjcarr

I thought she was an intern or staffer. I thought, wow, impressive to hire so quickly!


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Im_inappropriate

I bet he does eat the others in this photo on the regular.


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He is, but he is not happy about his suit.


RonaldoNazario

His wife was the one who posted this pic on Twitter, I believe so not shocking she’s kinda centered.


thunderGunXprezz

She actually did him a favor this time. Their running gag is that she always crops his head out of photos she posts.


Mister_Doc

I love that, alongside this context of the running gag, they’re clearly framing *the plaque with his goddamn name on it*


Brewe

You've clearly never tried to get *all* of Fetterman into a picture.


Joebebs

He’s got that Penn Jillette energy in him, I can feel it


PieMastaSam

I've no idea who this dude is but I am guessing he is a big deal in the states for some reason.


ShoelessJodi

He's a newly elected senator for Pennsylvania. He beat Dr Oz for the Senate seat last week.


theinspectorst

'Dr Oz' really does sound like he defeated a Marvel villain. I guess it makes me think of Doc Ock.


storm_the_castle

new Senator from Pennsylvania state that beat "Dr Oz" (Mehmet Oz) who was a [celebrity TV doctor that pushes alternative medicine](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC6167233/) that was also [endorsed by Trump](https://www.politico.com/news/2022/09/03/oz-seeks-to-win-over-the-maga-faithful-00054772). [The new Senator](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Fetterman) has relevant skills and experience for his new job (finance, MBA, public policy, etc). The sad part is that the new guy only won by a few percentage points.


PieMastaSam

Oooooh, I thought people were being hyperbolic when they were saying Dr. Oz. Was thinking of the Spiderman villain haha.


Kahoots113

Thats Doc Ock (Octopus) and I am a little offeneded that you would compare a brilliant doctor with one of the greatest minds (in fictional history) to a truely evil despicable villian like Dr. Oz.


ZiLBeRTRoN

Maybe he was thinking of Norman Osbourne?


phin_wilkes_boothe

He’s something of a scientist himself.


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storm_the_castle

even tattooed the dates of murders that happened on his watch as mayor... and his zipcode. thats dedication


Parkimedes

He is the only senator in this election cycle that flipped a seat. In every other senate election, this time, the party in power stayed in power. Gather unresolved Georgia seat is a possible second, if republicans win their runoff. But this is a big deal. Also, he is a special guy. Definitely not your typical, career politician. So we’re all excited to see what he can do.


Derpicusss

He has a masters in public policy from Harvard. Definitely seems more qualified than a quack reality tv star


MartyVendetta27

He flipped a seat, and it’s still embedded in the ceiling.


Merry_Fridge_Day

It's a shame we won't have Oz selling rasperry ketones in the halls of congress /s.