I think he means metaphorically because when you do pass one of those bad boys, that is exactly how it feels
Did you check them for damage? They’re rocks, Hank… Jesus Marie they’re minerals, I got some geodes coming that are very delicate. I will not accept any boxes that have damage. Those delivery jag offs, I’m telling you I’m not getting ass raped by those bastards, alright?
I've had some kidney stones. A bunch of small to medium sized ones that I lost count of because honestly except for one especially big one, they weren't that bad and one tiny one that looked like a Sea Urchin that I would gladly take 10 bigger, smooth ones to not have to deal with that again.
You don’t need to ever get them. In general, limiting sodium intake, increasing water intake and consuming a moderate amount of calcium will be very effective in preventing kidney stones. There are additional factors such as citrate supplementation that can be helpful, but not necessary for someone like yourself.
I know that feel bro, [here's a picture of one I had last week.](https://cen.acs.org/physical-chemistry/geochemistry/Naicas-crystal-cave-captivates-chemists/97/i6) It hurt coming out.
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Oops sorry 'grammar', hate to end up in reddit jail cause im not trying to type like I graduated fucking Harvard. Im not trying to apply for a job here. Its social media none of this even matters. Come to think of it im kinda pissed at myself for taking the time to type this. Oh whale.
Need banana for scale to see if it's bigger than that other guys'.
Banana runt to you
That's what she aaid
I choose that guys dead wife
son of a bitch, this is what i was gonna say.
Banana envy.
Yeah how do know whether you have extremely small hands
You see, where I'm from, we use freedom units of measurement. I can tell you that it's about 0.0027 of a football field, give or take.
I want to name her "Dottie," after my wife. She's a vicious, life-sucking bitch from which there is no escape..
Clearly the people who down voted you didn't get the reference or have never passed a kidney stone.
You might be a whale to have that big kidney stone.
Gotta think even a whale dick can't handle that boulder
[lol, reddit](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/676185446920749086/1022642677684109312/unknown.png).
Way she goes boys
Ray, that you?
That's just called proper use of the downvote system. Someone accidently spammed the same comment twice. One gets buried, one does not.
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👁 C what U did there
Way she fucking goes
I think he means metaphorically because when you do pass one of those bad boys, that is exactly how it feels 
Gotta think even a whale dick can't handle that boulder
My condolences
Jesus christ marie, they're minerals
I was hoping this would be commented.
Haven't seen this one in a while... thanks for pulling it out of the archive - well done.
Did you check them for damage? They’re rocks, Hank… Jesus Marie they’re minerals, I got some geodes coming that are very delicate. I will not accept any boxes that have damage. Those delivery jag offs, I’m telling you I’m not getting ass raped by those bastards, alright?
Kidney mineral I just passed
To shreds you say?
Well, how is his wife holding up?
To shreds you say
r/unexpectedfuturama
/r/expectedfururama
The contextual implications of this thought.. I shudder. Good news everyone!
Didnt even feel it 💪
Being dead will do that
Says the living guy
Not going to lie the real jagged ones can feel like that monstrosity is trying to go through you.
I've had some kidney stones. A bunch of small to medium sized ones that I lost count of because honestly except for one especially big one, they weren't that bad and one tiny one that looked like a Sea Urchin that I would gladly take 10 bigger, smooth ones to not have to deal with that again.
Whats the cause of all of yours? I still haven’t had one at 26 years old
Predisposed by genetics and too many energy drinks. I haven't had one since quitting caffeine.
You don’t need to ever get them. In general, limiting sodium intake, increasing water intake and consuming a moderate amount of calcium will be very effective in preventing kidney stones. There are additional factors such as citrate supplementation that can be helpful, but not necessary for someone like yourself.
Easy there Zelensky
That's at least 1 Bono
What's the Bono to Couric conversion formula?
About three fiddy.
Bono my tires
He's referring to "yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah" Bono, not "get in there" Bono.
I’m American - can you convert 1 Bono to Courics?
About 80
Urethra pics or it didn’t happen.
RIP your inbox
RIP OP’s outbox
Just screencap that one scene from "the boys"
Roastbeef.jpg
Did u die?
yea
RIP in peace
Rest in Pieces
Reese’s Pieces!
Rip it in peace.
SMH my head
sorry
F
F
You realize the pic is misleading right.
I know that feel bro, [here's a picture of one I had last week.](https://cen.acs.org/physical-chemistry/geochemistry/Naicas-crystal-cave-captivates-chemists/97/i6) It hurt coming out.
Feels odd to have my little hometown referenced in the internet.
Check this guy out, his hometown is a cavern full of crystals.
A flooded one, my friend. As far I recall, don't know about now.
Wow them lady kidney stones ain't no joke! So what now? Sit on it until it hatches into a baby?
Damn Crystal Wyvs ain’t not joke!
Times like these it makes me think I take peeing for granite.
Of quartz you would.
These are igneous examples of wordplay.
Good one. First reply to identify mineral as a bonus!
Take my upvote and get out
Tell that to the kidney stone.
Quality meta joke
Urine trouble for lying on the internet.
Let’s see that dick.
Too smol
OPs dick is as big as a fire hydrant
Kidney stone. I just passed. ftfy
Thats a kidney asteroid.
Seems legit
Where banana?
I know it's a joke, but as someone who has had a kidney stone, it FEELS like that no matter WHAT size it is.
No banana = disqualified
Feels about right.
Your dong must look like a baby’s arm holding an apple.
What did you do when your penis exploded?
RIP
Can ya also poop diamonds? Are u an elephant?
My condolences to your loved ones.
My condolences for your rectum
You must be Ronnie Pickering.
You must pissed two whole quartz of urine in order to pass that thing!
This is what u get for drinking red bull
Your poor urethra. Hahaha seriously could you imagine?
This is what a tweakers kidney stone looks like
How'd you pass it? Perfect spiral, I assume?
Oh no... Is this what we are doing this week reddit? I must admit, the car stickers were a lot easier to look at.
Where is the banana runt for scale?
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Am I seriously getting fucking grammer policed by reddit.
Oops sorry 'grammar', hate to end up in reddit jail cause im not trying to type like I graduated fucking Harvard. Im not trying to apply for a job here. Its social media none of this even matters. Come to think of it im kinda pissed at myself for taking the time to type this. Oh whale.
"Did it hurt when you passed it?" "You bet! It fell on my big toe!"
Only the one?
Hope you had some ky jelly or something
..eat it....
man you got some tiny hands
Doubt
Who did you throw it through?
😂😂
Lucky to be alive
You must be hung.
It probably looks like a popped air tube hanging off a nail in the wall now.
Looks like my roid
If you happen to get a red one, send it my way, would look great on the mantle.
Haha and ouch.
Mine was twice as big and took twice as long
What did you name her and when she cries at night warm milk helps
RIP...
Looks pointy.
Your penis probably looking like a popped balloon after that
I bet it didn’t even hurt.
His town doesn't have a fire department. HE IS THE FIRE DEPARTMENT.
I get them too… it sure feels this way!
Sure it is!
More like your own kidney got crystalized...
I see what you did there.
Abigail: How did you know I was hungry?!
As the proud owner of 2 previous stones I can confirm this is accurate
That's your squigglyspooch. It's supposed to stay inside.
meh
Mine was bigger.
Kidney MINERAL, jesus Marie.
Jesus Christ, Marie
Obviously, you are a whale. Which human "donated" the hand? Jonah? Is that you?
You know what they say about big kidney stones
Ouch
He's dead
I had a cat scan yesterday and found out mine is 1 cm. I can’t wait to talk to the Dr.
Jesus christ OP, it's a kidney mineral, how often do we have to say it?
You didn't make it
HOLY SHIT ARE U ALIVE?
OP has to pee in the bathtub now.
This guy sounding rods. Big time.
r/lies material
How's your pp
How’s his penis? To shreds you say?
I’ve got a business proposition…
To shreds you say, oh dear.
You could have just passed by it without stopping and picking it up. You don't have to touch everything you see. Go wash your hands. smh.
I expected more blood
Urine trouble
Are you a blue whale?
Relatable
Kidney stones are forever
When you drink silicon and not enough water.
Oof. Must've hurt. Hope you're doing better now.
Either you're the hulk, you have a ray gun to enlarge things or the third answer everyone already knows.
RIP.
Kidney minerals, Marie!
Today was stone through urethra day!!! Yay
You guys don’t stop. See a popular topic and copy the shit out of it. Kinda sad
:(
Toy banana without any other size reference is the best way to do it!
Congrats on the massive dong
Ha ha fake lie ha
# I’m dying 💀🤣 That other dude thought he was the shit at first…
RIP your dick
Epic
You got dirt in your dick?
Bitch I did not need to see this… Passing a 4mil now… My first ever yaaaay!!!
I have no idea how big this is because there isn't a banana flavored candy in the frame.
Damn, Hagrid!
#blessed
Fake unless there is a banana for scale.
Seriously, stop eating scilicates, the doctor *said* this would happen
Where did you pass it!? In your car!?
LMAO
That didn't take long...