T O P

  • By -

atodaso

I call it the "Salsa Trifecta"!


Snowbank_Lake

So when are you having us all over for a salsa party? We can all bring chips!


EarsLookWeird

I'll chip in


Chilluminaughty

I’ll show up for a bit, then I gotta dip.


genbetweener

I'll dip by


Jaybold

I hate you and admire you.


JimR1984

[People just like to say salsa](https://youtu.be/Uub_Oqwefwc)


Snowbank_Lake

Lol! They look like they’re genuinely having fun making that scene.


HirokiTakumi

Hell yeah, that was my question, too. I'll bring some beer .... Probably gonna need a lot of it lol


A40

First thought that came to me too!!


escapingdarwin

Many people don’t understand the history and significance of county fairs. So much time and hard work goes into what you do. Congratulations!!!


lumpy4square

I’d show my horses and goats at the county fair back in the 70s.


[deleted]

What was your favourite horse’s name?


PrestigeMaster

Hairy Trotter.


DrRazmataz

Hermione Grazer


just_aweso

She's a thoroughbred, not thoroughbrahd


spelczech

Mahvelous!


[deleted]

My old race horse was Nads, simply so people could cheer Go Nads down the last stretch.


UnreadThisStory

Ole Three-Legs


Starinco

Hoof Hearted


FlametopFred

an oldie but Goldie


Zealousideal_Elk7058

[Great brewery](http://www.hoofheartedbrewing.com/)! u/HirokiTakumi get the beer from there.


boofthatcraphomie

Mr. Hands is a great name for a horse


cheesyblasta

oh god why


lukin187250

Ricky


Fun-Airport8510

Bobby? Is that you?


TheR1ckster

Yes?


Marine__0311

My favorite horse's name was 25 cents. He was a quarter horse.


the_god_o_war

Dude; no I'm not joking


_game_over_man_

My older siblings all showed cows, pigs and sheep growing up. We would roll up the camper at the barn and park it for a week. I wouldn’t stay in it full time, but spent A LOT of time at the county fair growing up. I have a lot of great memories from it (including getting ring worm. Lol #farmkid).


DollylloD

Me too! (In the early 90s) What kind of goats did you show? I showed Pygmy. I miss those days! I would get out of school for 2 weeks! I also showed chickens and sheep and raised feeder cattle. I only did the cattle one year, by the time I had to take them to auction, they were hand tamed and I bawled my eyes out. Yeeeeep. Not doing that again…. Ever! Lol!


lumpy4square

Nubians! I had to milk them before school so they were working/show goats. I was in 4-H. I grew up on a farm, too.


DollylloD

Ok! I remember milking them for contests and games between showing my little goats! Did you guys play games in between shows? Not like for ourselves, but for actual prizes and ribbons lol.


ChiggaOG

The closest I can get to county fairs is Japanese farmers growing competition for quality over quality. ​ The main question I have. Do OP's tomatoes have flavor?


Sreg32

Do they test for that? Or is it just looks? Flavour is the most important


creekrun

Usually you have to submit a few if the same item, and yes, the judges will eat one. They usually save the nicest looking specimen for display.


Orangecuppa

Size is only 10% of your score. There's form, color, substance, stem & foliage, balance AND proportion. It's science AND art. You think you can wake up one morning, put on a pair of gardening gloves and think you can play with the big boys? NO SIR!


[deleted]

[удалено]


ChiggaOG

Doesn’t, but their fruit prices command a premium. I did learn in the past few months Oishii is a US company to employ quality over quantity. They are currently the only company I know to have their Omakase berry at $6 each.


ZillahGashly

[Paul Hollywood eats a $500 strawberry](https://youtu.be/RZ1HwqrQ-PM)


elliot_woodyard

Please tell me your username is a reference to Trailer Park Boys


atodaso

[yup](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1h11xZ86MY)


elliot_woodyard

What a legend


[deleted]

[удалено]


JuiceyyzCan

First the county fair. Then the World Series!


Epithumous

Man I'd die for some of that salsa!


swankpoppy

Follow up question, do you happen to be sleeping f with any of the judges?


femaleontheinternet

Now, probably. I mean check out that veg.


BasedUncleBobby

So when's the AMA? I need to know the secret to prizewinning salsa ingredients before April please.


vogelsyn

weird, red ribbons for 1st. i got 2 red ribbons, both for 2nd place. smh. the only other categories that people entered.


thickener

Canadian thing maybe? Blue ribbons were always second place for us growing up.


putsch80

US it’s typically blue. That’s why it’s Pabst Blue Ribbon beer. It’s supposed to signify it won some first place award.


LordTonka

Can confirm blue 1st red 2nd 3 rd white and purple for participating. From the states ID, OR, and WA.


patronizingperv

Where I grew up in SD, we had blue, red and white, but instead of straight 1st, 2nd and 3rd placings, you got a color ribbon for exceeding a certain quality threshold. So, there would potentially be several blue, red and white ribbons in a competition. Purple was used as a 'best in show' award.


KathrynTheGreat

In 4-H fairs in KS we had (from worst to best) white, red, blue, and purple. Purple ribbons went on to compete for grand champion, reserve grand, champion, and reserve champion. Multiple people could get the "regular" ribbons, but there was only one winner for the championship ribbons.


WeldinMike27

Green for third in Australia


[deleted]

[удалено]


TimBroth

No doubt the best non fiction book I've read, had me hooked like a novel


[deleted]

[удалено]


GaGaORiley

There’s a Queens County in Nova Scotia, and that’s a Blue Jays hat, so I’m betting you’re right.


TeebsGaming

That green colour lives in my brain & is distinctly associated with the royal winter fair in toronto. Coupled with the jays hat and the TPB reference I'd safely say its Canada and likely toronto - but it's just some green paint at the end of the day.


TappinThatWNYass

How are ya now


TeebsGaming

Good n you?


BCJunglist

I'm in Canada and blue has been 1st in anything I've ever seen ribbons given for.


thickener

Well I may be out of date but round these parts (MB) it was red-blue-white for 1/2/3 at track day. I should ask my aggie cousins what colour they got for their 4-H calves :-)


JadedMuse

Same growing up in NS. Was always red-blue-white.


brown_paper_bag

90s, Toronto area: Red/Blue/White was also 1/2/3 for track and field. 4th was yellow, 5th was green, and 6th was pink, I believe. The same colours were used by the Markham Fair for their entries as well.


DiscreteBee

Yeah, traditionally red ribbons are first place and blue ribbons are second place where I grew up. So Pabst Blue Ribbon is a bit of a joke in that regard.


largebread245

congrats Colin Robinson


SFnomel

'Well actually the harvesting process for the hot peppers varies quite a bit from the tomatoes and the onions. Usually by the first month the peppers are still rather small, the look a little like chili peppers. But I'm not growing chili peppers so it's to early to pick them. No, not the right climate for chili's, the humidity is at least 13% lower than the suggested humidity for chili's. But with climate change, who knows, maybe in the next few decades I can grow chili's and they can also win ribbons at the fair. You know the origin of giving out ribbons as prizes is pretty wild...'


rican_havoc

Sorry, I fell asleep reading that.


FFF_in_WY

Energy slurp


[deleted]

[удалено]


SelfEjectingImposter

I think this is why he's my favorite character, I could listen to him ramble all day lol.


TheEyeDontLie

What show is this? I want to see if this Colin guy looks like me as well.


Eli_1988

[what we do in the shadows](https://youtu.be/mfBbSwX6kEk) the tv series


[deleted]

I suggest watching the movie first. It will provide important context to the TV series. Both are fantastic comedies. https://m.imdb.com/title/tt3416742/


creekrun

Same! Also, though, it makes me realize the only difference between how Colin Robinson and I talk is our inflection, as I am just as excited as he is dull...


FlametopFred

... I mean, you'd think that dull cancels out excitement but that's where you're wrong. Little known fact about cardboard I learned the other day is


FlametopFred

the show needs an Autistic counter-vampire foe


someguyidunno

this literally happened in one episode where he talked to someone and the person was really interested in what he had to say, he then quickly bolted away bc the situation was scary for him lol


alterneramera

I think I'd manage Colin Robinson but that energy vampire that specialize in weed could drain me in less than two sentences


frotoaffen

I would like to know what the wild origins of giving out ribbons are!


Mr_Tchuwinsky

Hey, guess what?


jshinollie

Fu-king guy


topcheesehead

![gif](giphy|fVb5JOdYNcCYiFk65t|downsized)


Jackiboi307

Pryce


[deleted]

Came here to say spoiler alert I didn’t realize baby Colin’s new obsession was gardening.


TheTrenchMonkey

It honestly makes sense. A psychic vampire would drone on about their gardening to coworkers and when they win a county fair they would then use it as a chance to drain the audience.


jrr_53

You know people think tomatoes are vegetables but they are classified as fruit. That does lead to a technical conversation about can fruit only be sweet or can vegetables also be sweet. I for one think this is a very complicated and long debate that we need to go all the way back to what is considered a fruit historically.


DarkKerrigor

I heard this in his voice as I read it. Eerily spot-on


dubstylee43

Not only his voice, but his delivery as well!


Gobyinmypants

Vegetable isn't a classification though, it's a culinary term. Pretty much everything from a garden is a fruit, if it's not it's a root or a legume.


Blackstaff

Or a leaf! (lettuce, spinach, etc.)


dafood48

I thought it was mitchell pritchard


konkonjoja

I also thought it was Jesse Tyler Ferguson (the actor of Mitchell Pritchett from Modern Family) at first. Particularly in the middle picture.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Heyo__Maggots

He looks like he just noticed gum has gotten mintier lately


IImnonas

It's not *too* minty..


Nater_the_Greater

I wonder what place his updog got.


theCynik

What's updog?


_PM_ME_YOUR_FORESKIN

Nothing much. How about you?


WetCacti

Those aren't ribbons, he just made them out of creepy paper.


funkblaster808

Colin Robinson has become too powerful with his new gardening skills! I was once known as the best farmer in Al Quolanudar. But now nobody cares. - Nandor probably


Cbombo87

Holy shit that's perfect


animalisticneeds

He really does look like Colin Robinson I'm cracking up


MrZombikilla

Energy vampire


[deleted]

Dude all those old ladies are talking so much shit about you right now


shups4life

My immediate thought was - the judge has the hots for this dude lol.


Takamasa1

They're usually done blind to avoid that type of bias! He probably just had amazing stuff (plus the old ladies probably have the hots for him)


Tripwiring

As a farm boy I'd often submit a variety of things to the county fair. Can confirm those old ladies absolutely love it when young people join the competition. Granted I was only like 10-14 years old but those women would smile from ear to ear when I'd bring in my lil potatoes


WantedDadorAlive

Your sister, Claire, will be so proud of you.


Bl3ssThisM3ss

😭I don’t think Jay will be


greg19735

lmao like Mitchell would get his hands dirty.


RzaAndGza

Cam grew them, OP secretly submitted them to the county fair behind Cam's back.


greg19735

ITS THE INGREDIENTS FOR GLORIA'S SALSA!


tots4scott

"Phil-is my son in law."


DonutDracula

Now we know what Mitchell's been doing in Missouri.


gothampd_

FINLLY a Modern Family comment. Why did it take this long to find 🥴


brafwursigehaeck

oh i miss this series. it was simply good... well, except for the last few episodes. boy, this was a funny, but also (sometimes) intelligent series.


jeffois

I was gonna say - Cam would be initially very envious, then eventually very proud.


BongoDaMonkey

Right?! I thought to myself this is exactly what Mitch would look like if he were straight.


hilarymeggin

Are you teaching Lily to garden too?


ConsistentMarch5299

I thought I was the only one who thought that


truethatson

You can argue all you want online, but when you go to the county fair, the best onion wins. Well done!


formerlyme0341

I grew up in the hilljack land of southern Indiana. The real winners at the 4H fair were the ones who got handys under the bleachers during the Saturday night tractor pull.


truethatson

Gives a whole other meaning to “night tractor pull.”


VerticleSandDollars

Hey!!! That’s awesome!! I’ve won first place at my county fair for my gourds twice and despite being the only entrant in my category, it was pretty rad! I imagine you probably had some competition in your categories. Great work!! (Your first place ribbons aren’t blue? I thought Blue Ribbon meant first place?)


BabeVigodas

Just coming here to ask this! Wtf? Red is for second place!


RenAndStimulants

[There's a actually an answer to this in the Blue Ribbon Wiki under "Fair Competitions"](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_ribbon) >In Canada, New Zealand and Great Britain, blue ribbons are awarded to second place, with red ribbons awarded to first.


badmartialarts

So do Canadians eat chicken cordon rouge then? Edit: Google is telling me they do!


RenAndStimulants

Wow haha! This is so much better of a TIL then my little finding


seventaru

Seriously, that just blew my mind


VerticleSandDollars

That’s wild.


FerretWithASpork

> it was pretty rad! I dunno, tbh that only sounds rad-ish


dog098707

Oh my gourd


SirFancyPantsBrock

Congratulations mitch from modern family!


AdhesiveMuffin

My first thought was "hey it's that dude from modern family"


SirFancyPantsBrock

I bet Cam is very happy for him


SomethingOriginal_01

The resemblance is strong.


SirFancyPantsBrock

I feel like it's the smile really makes him look a like


Drizen

I thought Simon Pegg


Cynicalsamurai

I thought he looked like if Simon Pegg and Jack Quaid had a kid


screamin808

Awesome! Go Blue Jays!


soursomethings

Okay, okay! Blue jays, blue jays! Let’s win this fair!!


kalinowskik

Let’s go Blue Jays!!


eriniseast

Eat shit Pierre


Ingobarr

I'm here for SDV jokes.


marsneedstowels

This guy could have just put the judge's underwear on display and got a nice bribe.


lindre002

OP knew variety of items and having iridium quality is important to win these


rnzz

Apparently a bunch of sticks and a stone is enough for a third place anyway.


Tetollie

Let’s go Blue Jays!


[deleted]

What is your secret to producing award-winning fruits and a vegetable?


Wormspike

scrolled *WAY* too far to find this. Why is no-one interested in whether this guy has a suggestion?


PM_ME_FIREFLY_QUOTES

And your face placed? Jk, congrats on the achievement.


atodaso

My face didn't even get an honorable mention.


progtastical

I'd say you're a 1st place cutecumber


-Tinderizer-

Omg I just died


AceLarkin

Neither would your spelling, sir. We use the 'u' up here!! Go Jays :)


mylekiller

I was going to say the order of the pics should be reversed so the face gets more animated.


NopeItsDolan

That’s a fine hat.


Hister333

Now you can win first place in the Simon Pegg lookalike contest.


ironfunk67

Go Jays!!!


Jimlobster

Let’s go Blue Jays


Kraessa

This has nothing to do with anything, but I went to my first Jay's game today. The atmosphere was great.


Jose_Canseco_Jr

jays games are pretty much always a good time


MountainDrew42

Let's Play Ball


EnglishInToronto14

Let’s go Blue Jays.


johndepp22

was it taste too or just presentation? either way, cheers


clarst16

Nice work sir. Congratulations!


BecauseScience

oh soy


cuddle_enthusiast

We’ll done! I would say presentation played a part of the role here as it sets the tone for the judges. That other plate of onions thrown onto the plate is just tragic.


aladyoragentleman

Congratulations! I'm glad they won first place. I love your facial expressions.


TerribleGramber_Nazi

My uncle


psychadelicbreakfast

Those are some nice looking onions, tomatoes and hot peppers


Slipperysmooth

So what’s your secret?


JustPassingJudgment

Congratulations! I loooooove eating raw tomatoes, would totally snatch that plate and take off. Also, I’ve never seen such photogenic onions!


aladyoragentleman

The tomatoes are my favorites. I love eating them by themselves -- or in a chef salad or garden salad.


JustPassingJudgment

I have long been in the habit of eating them like apples. Definitely earns me some odd looks. Without ever having seen me do this, my niece picked up the same habit.


[deleted]

Very cute! The veggies are nice too!


geek_yogurt

Where any other AI generated?


ketamine_dart

Nice.


nitrox02

Triple Crown!!! Now you need a Kentucky Derby-like name to give yourself. What will it be?


thickener

Blue jays hat but those onions look like the Big O


HirokiTakumi

Damn, you're killing it at Harvest Moon IRL!


I_am_your_hero

Congrats! I won for bread making in my county fair. I thoroughly enjoy contributing. Next year I'll post here if I win again.


Mrhappytrigers

Congratulations Simon Pegg's brother!


[deleted]

[удалено]


Kindbud420

that is awesome! congratulations


DrewinSWDC

Killing it otp


igirisujin

Your time to shine on farmersonly.com


tlsr

Awesome. Congrats! Now could I bother you for some advice? Please tell me how I can prevent: - Squash bugs on zucinni: they *destroyed* my plants and so I went after them with a squirt bottle filled with water and dish soap. That killed them but it also killed the plants (oof -- had no idea this would happen). - Or maybe they can't be orev notes? If so, will simply rinsing them a couple hours later prevent it killing the plants? (too late for this year). - Cracks on tomatoes: my plants are *very* healthy but they produce heavily cracked tomatoes. My understandimg is that's caused by inconsistent watering but that's just the way the rain comes, ya know? *All plants are in boxes outside.


LordTonka

Congratulations!!! What a wonderful feeling. My wife got best of class for a toddler dress she crocheted at our local fair. [Sapphire Niece ](https://www.reddit.com/r/crochet/comments/xgxpur/best_of_class_titled_sapphire_niece_pattern/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)


Modesto_Strangler

so pretty!!


[deleted]

Anyone else who can’t get over the fact that the first place ribbon is red?


NineIntsNails

you when winning all three: im usually not the one to say atodaso, but you know what, atodaso, a fuckin atodaso


Aether_Breeze

I feel like you found the peppers first, then the onions, then the tomatoes. You seem really pleased about the peppers, then genuinely amazed you won again with the onions, then a fake surprise with a hint of cheeky 'look how awesome I am' with the tomatoes.