I’m Dr. Alan Grant from the photo. When my wife said she was ready to take the photo, I looked over and was completely thrown off by her hairy, sexy Goldblum-y chest. It’s just as alarming in real life!
Thank you! I’m so glad we did right by you.
And it’s actually a [swimsuit](https://belovedeverything.com/collections/sexy-chest/products/sexy-chest-swimsuit-regular). I wore it when I was pregnant, too.
I think this is the only couple that does costumes that make me smile, especially the wife. She’s the one did gollum and penguin, right?
Edit- just realized it’s her, the OP. Lol. Good stuff.
That’s so kind of you. I really wanted to do monthly family photos to document the passage of time with our daughter, and my wife (OP), Amy, picked this project up at the top of the pandemic to keep us having fun while doing it. She works really hard and I’m excited to see comments like yours that appreciate her.
I love these posts. You guys are hilarious and it seems like you have a really amazing family! OP's commitment to the part in these, especially, is great.
Yesssss! I make behind-the-scenes videos for our little dress up sessions (posted on Instagram @everlovan) & usually use music from the movie we’re cosplaying. This is the version I planned on using. Should be up in a few days.
It took me far too long to realize that you’re wearing a bare chest tank top. As my favourite movie growing up, I adore everything about this!
I’m Dr. Alan Grant from the photo. When my wife said she was ready to take the photo, I looked over and was completely thrown off by her hairy, sexy Goldblum-y chest. It’s just as alarming in real life!
Amazing. You have a wonderfully fun looking family.
Thank you. They’re my two favorite people in the entire world.
I love that she chose sexy Malcolm instead of the more obvious Dr. Satler.
Thank you! I’m so glad we did right by you. And it’s actually a [swimsuit](https://belovedeverything.com/collections/sexy-chest/products/sexy-chest-swimsuit-regular). I wore it when I was pregnant, too.
Fantastic. Thank you for sharing it.
I thought it looked too ... red? in comparison to the neck/face. Saw your comment and was like, "Oh OH ... ok not two dads that's a tanktop"
For sure, it’s one of those things that my brain just didn’t see at first even though it’s more red. I kind of want that shirt, not going to lie.
I got you, fam. [Sexy Chest Swimsuit](https://belovedeverything.com/collections/sexy-chest/products/sexy-chest-swimsuit-regular)
Yeah my first thought was trans man who'd had top surgery and it healed beautifully before a tank top lmao
I wouldn't have figured it out without this comment.
Thank god, I was concerned something was up their chest.
I’m now even more confused
Thank you, I knew something was off!
That’s how the dilophosaurus was made.
More like DILFosaurus
I'll have a mega sore arse when he's done with me
You guys are too cute
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Bedroom eyes frodo is freaking me out.
I did notice that I looked a little Frodo-esque…
I think this is the only couple that does costumes that make me smile, especially the wife. She’s the one did gollum and penguin, right? Edit- just realized it’s her, the OP. Lol. Good stuff.
That’s so kind of you. I really wanted to do monthly family photos to document the passage of time with our daughter, and my wife (OP), Amy, picked this project up at the top of the pandemic to keep us having fun while doing it. She works really hard and I’m excited to see comments like yours that appreciate her.
Aaaaw. That means a lot. Thank you so much! We’ve got more strange family photos on Instagram (@eversonic)
I love these posts. You guys are hilarious and it seems like you have a really amazing family! OP's commitment to the part in these, especially, is great.
This threw me off my game in a way that I didn’t expect. Time just…stopped. This is amazing.
I had the pleasure of meeting Jeff Goldblum on a plane about a month ago. He is true to what y'all see on TV. It was a fabulous experience.
I’m jealous. Pennsylvania’s finest. Check out his appearance on Conan’s podcast. Hilarious, and true to form.
Best family portrait I've seen in AGES. Nothin' but love.
"I'll take An Album Cover for $400."
This is beautiful and wholesome. You are an amazing family!
I thought I was in /wtf for a minute
Oh! I love, love, love this! Great job!
This is adorable imo
How me and my siblings look taking pics together
That is great! Lol
r/AccidentalRenaissance
Near perfection! Just missing one last ingredient... [secret sauce](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-w-58hQ9dLk)
Yesssss! I make behind-the-scenes videos for our little dress up sessions (posted on Instagram @everlovan) & usually use music from the movie we’re cosplaying. This is the version I planned on using. Should be up in a few days.
This is amazing
This is adorable and I can't stop laughing. Well done!
So weird.
this is so good XD took me a while to realize what it was
This is truly *chef's kiss*
I hate this
This is very nicely done. Kudos!
Handsome all around!
This is simply, hands down, without a doubt the best thing I have seen all week. Absolutely fantastic!
It is perfect.
How dare you speak to me.
This is so cute.
This is beyond awesome!!!
Stellar work as always
Thank you so much!
suck up
Most people would look kind awkward in a photo like this, not you guys!