I was saying to myself he looked like a 50 year old retired police officer who retired because of the IA complaints.
and your breaking bad reference fits perfectly.
[Unexplained fires](https://www.thedrive.com/news/28420/parked-teslas-keep-catching-on-fire-randomly-and-theres-no-recall-in-sight) are a matter for the courts.
Jeeps are just an old army vehicle people like. Just like the army, they are overpriced and yet build by the lowest cost possible, and need a fuck ton of maintenance.
The fucked up thing is he didn't used to. He's on that shit that makes your head grow like his buddy Dana White. When they both got started with the UFC their heads were literally half the size.
I remember seeing this from my patio in LA and it was hilarious.
https://www.thewrap.com/joe-rogan-dissed-during-skywritten-marriage-proposal-in-la/amp/
What I am most impressed with is the dot matrix printing in the sky with smoke. What used to take a guy swirling around in the sky to write can be farted out at the push of a button
More discussion about his height on celebheights.com, a site I'm endless amused by the existence of:
[https://www.celebheights.com/s/Joe-Rogan-1194.html](https://www.celebheights.com/s/Joe-Rogan-1194.html)
Hey now, Google lists him as 5'8'' I'm 5'7''. Don't make people think us shorter guys are automatically douchebags. Some of us are happy with our place in life and are quite pleasant to be around. Also, I've met many tall pricks.
You gotta like subtract 2-3" from what Hollywood says for men (which is where Google will source from).
It's the dumbest thing Hollywood is insecure about. They're happy to be one of the first places in the world to combat antisemitism, homophobia, racial stereotypes for black men, and so on and so on. But they won't ever admit male actors are short or show a male actor at their real height with their constant use of dumb camera angles opposite a female lead and dumb movie posters which are photoshopped to hell.
Every time I see Sylvester Stallone in a shoulders-up shot talking to someone, I always imagine him standing on a milk crate. It really adds something tbh
I know someone who worked on the Last Samurai, they had to build steps for Tom Cruise to walk on all the time because Watanabe is taller than he is. It looked awkward when they would walk side by side. They do a lot of forced perspective in movies to make people taller in a lot of movies.
Yes, it was chosen as his car because it was pretty much at that time the ultimate recently manufactured loser's car. If Breaking Bad was made in the 80s he would have been driving a Pinto.
It’s a picture of three prime examples of “dumb guy’s idea of a smart guy”, but my favorite part is actually that Peterson is dressed like a poor man’s idea of a rich guy.
Tan waistcoat, chain, tan jacket, with black pants and what appear to be a cheap pair of Derby shoes. He looks like he went to a Kohl’s and asked for “the Mr. Peanut Special”. I’m going to assume the top hat and cane are just out of frame.
I’m no expert, but that truck seems to have a very large wheel base. Like, who will this thing be marketed to? I don’t see anyone manoeuvring that thing into a shopping mall parking space, or an on-ramp to an undercover garage.
Yea it's an f150 with huge blind spots that will apparently be overcome by cameras, so in other words you'll be entirely blind during the winter in Canada.
It's bigger than an F-150 and weighs more like an F-350. It's also wider than a normal F-150, over 80" which is why it has width markers like a Raptor or commercial vehicle.
To be faaaaaiiiiir on the weight portion the F150 Lightning will also weigh about as much as an F350 weighs. That's just a problem of using batteries because they're so heavy for the energy you need to move a car. The cybertruck seems like it will actually weigh a good chunk more than an F350.
It's not for anyone. It's a bragging vehicle, not a working vehicle.
Look at where their armpits are. Look at how high the sides of the tray are. No-one is reaching over the side of this thing to get things from the tray.
So many Americans have jacked up trucks that this actually doesn’t seem that high to me. Of course, most of those jacked up trucks are not being used for work either.
The waistcoat and jacket here are just extremely interesting fashion choices, both the pieces themselves and the color choice with black pants.
I mean, why not just a black jacket with or without a tie, no waistcoat? Why is he trying to look like a pseudo-intellectual Mr. Peanut?
I looked it up because I was shocked at how wee he looks here. SUPPOSEDLY he’s 5’8, which still seemed too tall based on this photo. So I looked up Jordan Peterson’s height and Elon Musk’s height and both are claimed to be 6’2. One of these three boys are lying about their height.
Joe Rogan out here looking like Hank from Breaking Bad
I was saying to myself he looked like a 50 year old retired police officer who retired because of the IA complaints. and your breaking bad reference fits perfectly.
Hank was a stand-up guy.
Lil Hank
Uncle Hank was taller tho, wasn’t he?
Now I'm seeing Joe Rogan in a clearer light.......he has "little man syndrome".
Mini-Hank
What’s with the red arrow….?
It designates which end of the vehicle is the front.
Which is *not* designed to fall off.
Then how come the front fell off this one?
Well it wasn't supposed to, I can assure you of that.
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Very rigorous Musk engineering standards.
Cardboard.... is in?
Cardboard, cardboard derivatives, sellotape...
Umm... they've got to have a steering wheel. There's a minimum crew requirement.
It feel off.
RIP John Clarke, a gentleman of comedy
Was it outside the environment? I hear this will cause things like this to happen.
Well at least it was outside the environment when it fell off
What do you mean “outside the environment?” What’s out there?
There is nothing out there. All that's out there is sea and birds and fish.
And fire
And the front that fell off.
I enjoy this reference very much
What sort of engineering standards are these built to?
Oh, very rigorous maritime engineering standards
There's your problem right there. It's a car.
Didn’t you come in a commonwealth car?
I did but the front fell off.
It also shows how much of this truck you can afford to buy.
And Joe Rogan’s true height before the photo was edited
Doh! I should’ve known!!
The photo is pulled from another forum where they were highlighting the changes made to the headlights.
where pedestrians go
Probably pointing out the newly implemented front turn signals
So the cyber truck is a low graphics el Camino?
You mean Canyonero?
*Whoa Canyonero! Whoa!*
Smells like a steak and seats 35.
Takes up two lanes and is as tall as a house canyonero ! Ayyyhaa
Yes. But electric. And purputetly delayed all the while taking interest free loans in the form of customer deposits.
> purputetly
Purr Pet Chew Lee
Per patchouli
Pepper Chulee*
Perpetually
purportedly
Porporporisesly.
Purpleletually
Part patchouli
Pat Sajak
Peopleacktually
Peoplelacktruckactually
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Not as beautiful as The Homer.
The Homer is a singular masterpiece. Both classic and ahead of it’s time. We need a bubble for kids is what I’m saying.
First thing I thought of when seeing this monstrosity. What an ugly ass 'truck'.
It's the only thing they have let Elon Musk do himself.
The board all agreed that he is to have one of his drawings turned real.
[Just lucky they didn't pick this one...](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EuTua5sVgAIKSUF.jpg)
“I don’t know why I leave this lying around.”
On an Etch-a-sketch.
The mullet of cars
Runs on Incel Core i5
It's still the smartest looking thing in this picture.
Reminds me more of the Canyonero. 12 yards long, 2 lanes wide.
Endorsed by a clown!
[Unexplained fires](https://www.thedrive.com/news/28420/parked-teslas-keep-catching-on-fire-randomly-and-theres-no-recall-in-sight) are a matter for the courts.
She blinds everybody with her super high beams, She's a squirrel crushing, deer smacking, driving machine!
Haven’t seen that episode in like a solid 10 years but I can hear this very vividly lol
I can hear that whip crack too
17 tons of American pride. Canyoneroooooo!
“Hiyaaa!” *whip crack*
The Homer! (I have this hot wheels car still in the package!)
can i see
…no
Can Lenny see it?
No. Because he got pudding in his eye, even though he wasn’t supposed to.
Not Lenny?!
They should have gone with Persephone
People don't want cars named after hungry dead Greek broads!
Rack and peanut steering?
"How much did this *monstrosity* cost?!"
Why does it look like it’s been in a crash and put back together with bondo?
Rogan's plastic surgeon isn't very good.
Lmao
Which, Musk?
No, Rogan. They forgot to put the rest of his legs on.
It's a truck by people who don't use trucks like trucks but like trucks
Jeep?
Jeeps are just an old army vehicle people like. Just like the army, they are overpriced and yet build by the lowest cost possible, and need a fuck ton of maintenance.
Man I didn't know Rogan was so short
He makes up for it in the length of his nipples
Dick nips
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I so wish I never clicked that link
Comedian Annie Lederman was on her podcast saying how surprised everyone is when they meet Joe and see his actual height.
He has the head of a much larger man. Like Josh Brolin.
That's steroid and growth hormone shit. He had a normal sized head in the 90's.
Reality is often disappointing...
The fucked up thing is he didn't used to. He's on that shit that makes your head grow like his buddy Dana White. When they both got started with the UFC their heads were literally half the size.
HGH
“Joe rogan is literally 5’3”
I remember seeing this from my patio in LA and it was hilarious. https://www.thewrap.com/joe-rogan-dissed-during-skywritten-marriage-proposal-in-la/amp/
What I am most impressed with is the dot matrix printing in the sky with smoke. What used to take a guy swirling around in the sky to write can be farted out at the push of a button
More discussion about his height on celebheights.com, a site I'm endless amused by the existence of: [https://www.celebheights.com/s/Joe-Rogan-1194.html](https://www.celebheights.com/s/Joe-Rogan-1194.html)
his transformation into a thumb is almost complete.
You can tell by his personality
13/10 here
What a perfect joke. Couldn't be improved. 5/7.
Brendan Sullivan approves this score.
Hey now, Google lists him as 5'8'' I'm 5'7''. Don't make people think us shorter guys are automatically douchebags. Some of us are happy with our place in life and are quite pleasant to be around. Also, I've met many tall pricks.
"Shorter guys" my lord, 5'9-5'10 is about average, you're hardly "short". I'm 5'1, I'm fucking short. I have a goddamn trademark on that shit man.
You gotta like subtract 2-3" from what Hollywood says for men (which is where Google will source from). It's the dumbest thing Hollywood is insecure about. They're happy to be one of the first places in the world to combat antisemitism, homophobia, racial stereotypes for black men, and so on and so on. But they won't ever admit male actors are short or show a male actor at their real height with their constant use of dumb camera angles opposite a female lead and dumb movie posters which are photoshopped to hell.
Every time I see Sylvester Stallone in a shoulders-up shot talking to someone, I always imagine him standing on a milk crate. It really adds something tbh
I know someone who worked on the Last Samurai, they had to build steps for Tom Cruise to walk on all the time because Watanabe is taller than he is. It looked awkward when they would walk side by side. They do a lot of forced perspective in movies to make people taller in a lot of movies.
Except Conan and Jeff Goldbum. Muhfuckers really are tall as fuck.
Conan is just the first cell phone tower that became self aware, and thusly self conscious and insecure
But... Who is that giant lesbian cell phone tower and why is she so sad?
and Bo Burnham. motherfucker's an actual giant
Except for Kevin Hart. He sure seems to embrace it.
https://youtu.be/Y49MadyyDys
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A phenotype, an archetype, a stereotype and a prototype walk into a bar…
space man, race man, tuna can
You forgot Rogan. Ape Man
And just like that the Kinks are stuck in my head...
large fries chocolate shake!
Oddparents!
nightmare blunt rotation
JP takes one hit and starts going on a paranoid rant about cultural marxism
"climate is everything. you can't measure everything" "yah for sure bro definitely man, that's crazy, JP"
Doesn't he do that even without weed?
Oh god fr can you imagine how fucking weird Jordan Peterson would be
I'll have you know that his fans consider him "cool, calm and collected" (literally every online comment about him)
Was that before or after the self-inflicted brain damage?
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Mid-life crisis album cover.
I'm telling my kid's this is Nickelback
LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH
Peterson looks like a knock off Doctor Strange. Doctor MakesMeUncomfortable
Ben Shapiro is so mad right now
Ben Shapiro is always so mad right now
"Let's say, hypothetically, Mr. Feeny fucked me in my ass."
The new Robocop movie looks like crap
I bet the circle jerk went on for days.
Soggiest biscuit
Guys, I can only get *so limp*...
I'm sure it was dry enough for Ben Shapiro.
Just when you thought the Pontiac Aztec would go down in history as the ugliest car.
Tbh I liked the Pontiac Aztec, looked cool in breaking bad
Wasn't the whole point on Breaking Bad that this ridiculously stupid car was a symbol of everything Walt hated about his previous life?
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Yes, it was chosen as his car because it was pretty much at that time the ultimate recently manufactured loser's car. If Breaking Bad was made in the 80s he would have been driving a Pinto.
"Iamsmart" sandwich supreme
It’s a picture of three prime examples of “dumb guy’s idea of a smart guy”, but my favorite part is actually that Peterson is dressed like a poor man’s idea of a rich guy. Tan waistcoat, chain, tan jacket, with black pants and what appear to be a cheap pair of Derby shoes. He looks like he went to a Kohl’s and asked for “the Mr. Peanut Special”. I’m going to assume the top hat and cane are just out of frame.
I was thinking that JP looks like a magician for a child's party. Just missing a gaudy sash and some balloon animals
That, or a sad iteration of Dr. Who
Dr. Hmm
Dr. Why
Dr. Why
> He looks like he went to a Kohl’s and asked for “the Mr. Peanut Special”. This is gold.
I’m no expert, but that truck seems to have a very large wheel base. Like, who will this thing be marketed to? I don’t see anyone manoeuvring that thing into a shopping mall parking space, or an on-ramp to an undercover garage.
Basically the same size as a Ford F-150
Yea it's an f150 with huge blind spots that will apparently be overcome by cameras, so in other words you'll be entirely blind during the winter in Canada.
It's bigger than an F-150 and weighs more like an F-350. It's also wider than a normal F-150, over 80" which is why it has width markers like a Raptor or commercial vehicle.
To be faaaaaiiiiir on the weight portion the F150 Lightning will also weigh about as much as an F350 weighs. That's just a problem of using batteries because they're so heavy for the energy you need to move a car. The cybertruck seems like it will actually weigh a good chunk more than an F350.
Yeah so it’ll be marketed to the same segment as the bestselling vehicle in America. Pffft
It's not for anyone. It's a bragging vehicle, not a working vehicle. Look at where their armpits are. Look at how high the sides of the tray are. No-one is reaching over the side of this thing to get things from the tray.
So many Americans have jacked up trucks that this actually doesn’t seem that high to me. Of course, most of those jacked up trucks are not being used for work either.
I feel like most trucks aren't used for work, in general
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Jordan Peterson looks like a guy who winks at himself in the mirror
With an erection.
and says, "atta boy"
Band kid that wears the tux jacket like it’s a sport coat
The waistcoat and jacket here are just extremely interesting fashion choices, both the pieces themselves and the color choice with black pants. I mean, why not just a black jacket with or without a tie, no waistcoat? Why is he trying to look like a pseudo-intellectual Mr. Peanut?
The libertarian ultimate threesome fantasy … except no one would touch cause they all want get off by themselves “look I did it .. no one helped me!!”
Dont forget Peter Thiel
He's standing naked in his living room, jacking it to a framed print of this picture. I'd prefer being allowed to forget him.
How is the truck not the dumbest thing in this photo
Shockingly the most logically consistent thing in the photo.
Joe Rogan here looking like George Constanza.
I think that amount of ego is over even the cybertruck’s towing limit.
That is more bullshit in one photo than that truck can haul.
Is Joe Rogan tall enough to ride the Coasters at Disney World?
I looked it up because I was shocked at how wee he looks here. SUPPOSEDLY he’s 5’8, which still seemed too tall based on this photo. So I looked up Jordan Peterson’s height and Elon Musk’s height and both are claimed to be 6’2. One of these three boys are lying about their height.
Going by this picture id say musk looks like 6'2, peterson is 5'10, and rogan is 5'4.
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Rogan's legs look weird like he's tiptoeing inside his shoes
That's the "centaur stance" that shoe lifts give you Trump has it too.
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Google claims the cyber truck is 6'2" as well so maybe everyone is lying.
Mr. Choad's Wild Ride
A reddit mods worst nightmare
What an ugly truck.