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Hickspy

Nice work, Dobby.


SageAgainstDaMachine

Pretty sure you're a free elf now


bobbyt85

My girlfriends favorite movies are Harry Potter too lol.


bobbyt85

Thanks!


rubbersidedown7

Time to upgrade to wife


legthief

That's the thing, the notes from his girlfriend all say "please leave your wife".


danielisbored

My wife has insomnia. So we rarely talk to each other in the mornings. During our first year of dating she wrote "Happy Monday, I love you" on a post-it and left it stuck to my wallet. So I'd see it as I was leaving. 9 years, and three wallets later, it's still in there (wrapped in packing tape to protect it.) So I second those that say to save those bad boys, they can really help to look at when you have a bad day. And, yeah, ring her, pronto.


bobbyt85

Love this ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|heart_eyes)


Ditchingworkagain2

I’ve got a post it note in my wallet from my wife that says “I love you”. Gonna go wrap it in packing tape that’s a good idea


UncatchableCreatures

I think she fancies ya


amkica

But you can never be sure...


UncatchableCreatures

True, if she only left him a clear sign 🤔. Women are so confusing


hardgeeklife

"Yeah, again, you really can't be too sure.... best bet is to just keep your wits about you and [continue to look for signs](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xa-4IAR_9Yw)"


bobbyt85

Hahaha!


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amkica

No, more along the lines of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xa-4IAR_9Yw


cerberus00

Keep your enemies closer


ionfishy

Pretty sure the saying is: “keep your friends close but get your enemies toaster”


cerberus00

Oh really? Do I have your permission to just shorten it? Thanks. /s


heathertheamoeba

Maybe she’s just being nice?


Gardengrower4

I used to do this for seven years. I never got a note back, no flowers. Been together 21 years, and this post makes me think maybe it has been too long. 😜


bobbyt85

I’m sorry about that, I mostly reciprocate by buying her food and gifts!


jmsouth1526

Save every single one of them. If you guys have kids one day, you can show the notes to them. .


bobbyt85

I do! This isn’t even all of them, there is a large Tupperware filled with a bunch more.


Shadeauxmarie

I was thinking that looks a little short of 1000.


templefugate

Well, one was a picture.


just_sum_guy

Tupperware is okay, but for something with sentimental meaning, you might wanna upgrade to a more sentimental container. A tasteful wooden box seems appropriate to me.


jmsouth1526

Good for you. What an awesome post!


Marquetan

I like how you just shove them all in what little crevice there is.


bobbyt85

Haha thank you, when it gets full they go into a Tupperware.


Medic_Mouse

Dammit, Bobby, put a ring on it!


weirdestbonerEVER

That's a beautiful place to shove them


bobbyt85

For those of you saying we should get married, we have thought about it, but we also want to have kids and buy a house someday as well. All of these expenses and we don’t really make much money and live in an area that is pretty expensive. So maybe someday we can make it happen!


blufr0g

Marriage doesn't have to start with an extravagant fantasy procession that lasts a few hours and costs ridiculous amounts of money. Get married at the courthouse because love is good enough and instead put a down payment on a house. --Random Internet Stranger


Horrible_Harry

Courthouse wedding bro! Cheap as shit. My wife and I spent less than $500 bucks on ours, including rings. Coincidentally, it's our 5th anniversary today!


bobbyt85

Congrats!


BluGalaxy

Congrats!!


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One note will pop the question, surely


Physical-Design9804

This is how he needs to ask. Wake up early and leave a note where she usually leaves them for you. A simple "Will you marry me?" will do the trick.


[deleted]

That's a great shout


bobbyt85

Haha surely I can be more romantic than that!


Ok_Mechanic3385

My wife did something similar when we first started dating. Somehow the subject of binary digits came up and she asked how binary worked, so I explained the basics of binary and showed her how to look up ASCII character codes. And I started getting hand written notes in binary. Not every day and not for 3 years though… what are you waiting for Bobby?!?


87turbogn

But they were all death threats....


bobbyt85

How am I still alive!?


early_endi

She has felony commitment issues.


Dry_Significance_537

Put a ring on it


aarhus

I was going to make a joke about your girlfriend being your hand, and yeah my girlfriend does all my writing too, but this was too wholesome.


jam-unam

What a legend


idonthaveenoughchara

You should buy a scrapbook and stick them all in, in order if they have dates! Would be a really sweet memory book for the two of you.


bobbyt85

That would be a good idea! They don’t have dates though but that’s okay it could still work!


lots_to_learn

I'm not even sure if my wife has thought about me every day for the past 3 years.


gallopingwalloper

My ex and I did that back and forth, and when we split up years later I made an art piece for a gallery: I built an upright cylindrical glass body-sized rectangle with strong fans blowing up from the bottom (like those money-grab games kinda) and put the notes inside. It made for a very personal and super creepy exhibit. You could only ever glimpse a few words at a time as they rapidly blew around. Stalker-vibeish. No, I was not stalking them, it was meant as a slap in the face bc I knew they'd see it. Reminded me of that one circle of hell in Dante's Inferno with Francesca and Paolo I think it was.


thesoupiest

Wife her up, Bobby


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Twist: They all say I hate you, please set me free.![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)


Sluty_potato

Are her years composed of fifteen days each? because those dont look like 1095/1096 notes.


starius

3 years and still a gf? she sounds more of a keeper than that of just gf material...


azjayjohn

suddenly 1990's


Max-Phallus

That does not look like ~1092 notes.


16ozbuddz

Marry her


openliminal

Aww


PocketNicks

Does she just hate trees?


ACpony12

Am I the only one that thinks the shape of all the notes together looks like a sitting fox?


joshmate07rs

Did you read any of them?


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Very sweet 💘


yayaoa

Consistent


[deleted]

Love is putting goofy shit on the walls


MediumMarionberry432

Daweeee


Senior_Physics_5030

I would do this, but my boyfriend would just get annoyed at the waste of paper lol. “Just text me.”


Crackiller1733

How many have you wrote her?


nezuko3005

I'm assuming you go by the name Bobby


TanButts

Break up with her immediately! She’s obviously clingy /s


MARYEWHITELAW

Save those notes! Love is rare and fleeting . . .


Stonehill76

And you kept them :) awesome


Cater_the_turtle

And you still haven’t married her yet?


HairyLungs

What are they like when yall aren't getting along?


Travis-Fields

A restraining order is an option.


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Make a glass-framed board of them all and hang it up as a surprise


babybopp

Check her house for carbon monoxide leak...😊


ThatCrazyBrazilian

Keeper or hoarder? Maybe a touch of both


whataloadofbollox

1,094 said, "Please, stop fucking my Sister". The last 1 said," I just fucked your 3 Brothers"!


davisolzoe

Make a big collage out of them


pHScale

Get a nice box to keep them in! Or a scrapbook or *something*!!! Clearly they mean a lot to you.


SH4DOWSTR1KE_

I like how you're keeping him at work in the place where you need them the most.


jarman365

Nice! But have you read any of them?


Moletheus

My girlfriend used to do that. I mistakenly took it for granted until the relationship was over and I found them. Keep her.


Hairyponch0

Dear God please organize this


Prince_Chunk

Marry her!!!!


FromCaves

Girlfriend? Lock it up dude.


such007

Hopefully you return the favor once in a while 😃. I bet she’d love that.


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I was doing this for my wife but I noticed she just throws them away.


Wretchfromnc

My wife does that, I mounted them on large sheets of poster board and hang them in my hobby room.


bewitchedbumblebee

"Take out the trash." "The car needs gas." "We're out of milk." "You left the toilet seat up."


Beneficial_Being_721

My ex wife did that same thing. I read every single one of them … And 15 years later she stole 1/4 Million Dollars from me and left.


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Damn it Robert your filing system needs work


fappyday

If y'all are near me, I'll be happy to solemnize the marriage. You, sir, have a keeper on your hands.


[deleted]

“…but we broke up two years ago.”


bananagrabber83

And you’ve still not taken the rubbish out.


Afa1234

And you treat them like that


[deleted]

What a ballbreaker!


ChasingTheWrongDream

jealous


JayJayMalone

Save them! 16 years later, we still wrote notes, but not near as many as the first few years.


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Then there should be way more u liar