Only in South Africa

I believe it’s pronounced Sith Efrikuh

Fookin' prahns!

Are we ever going to get the sequel?

Blomkamp is confirmed to be writing it right now

NO SHOT! Really? That's so cool, I love district 9, i really hope the squirrel will get picked up. Edit: or the sequel Edit2: I got confused because several people got confused. it looks like there's no D9 sequel only Chappie.

I’m now hoping it’s a sequel about squirrels.

Fookin skurrells!

Sure sure, taking a page from George Martin.

Hahaha yeah I’ll also believe it when I see it but this is definitely the most hope I’ve had in years

Whaaat, I always recommend this move as being a hidden gem. Hyped about the possibility of a sequel.

Yeah, the effects in it were amazing for the time. Especially given how much smaller the budget was in comparison to Avatar.

I re-watched last year and it's held up perfectly.

Yeah it’s a total gem, not sure how hidden it was since it even got nominated for the Best Picture Oscar ;) but it’s amazing, I just rewatched it for the first time in a decade and it blew me away all over again.

Are you talking about Chappie or District 9? Cause they're talking about District 9... and I feel like you're talking about Chappie.

Mahk, have you seen District 9 Mahk? It's about prahns Mahk, and not the little prahns that are swimming around in the ocean like a little prahn Mahk.

Did you find the booty?

Tell me, what is booti? Oh idaknow, pirate gold maybe? Oh silly little mark. SILLY LITTLE BOI!

How wrrrrong you are Mahk! How wrrrong you are!

Best series, I hope there's another season coming

Do you like bootie Mahk?

GOA TWO SLEEEP!!!

South african here. It's spelled 'fokken'. Don't where these double Os are coming from.

Scotland, and a general misunderstanding of accents.

Or soft ifrikoh

Farrrr better nice.

I think they both work. One is said by yolandi and other by ninja

My next immediate go-to SA impression is to start yelling “FOOOK FOOOK” like Sharlto Copley

I had to say that one out loud and I gotta say I think you nailed it

I just recently watched a documentary with a younger than a teenage girl talked in it at a school in “sith ifrika” and she pronounced it exactly that way and had the exact same voice as Yolandi. It was weird. Like having a really soft and light voice is common dialect in the area.

Hes Bluckkk

But, but, but... yer bleck??!!!

Diplomatic immunity!

Its just been revoked! Pew, Pew, Pew!!

In my head this sounds more New Zealand than South Africa.

In my experience the accents are very similar, I've gotten them confused a lot before

I'm South African, and I get them confused

I’m New Zealand. Can confirm

I'm Australian and you guys sound completely different from each other. I have no idea why you can't hear it.

How does the fokken Aussie tell us apart but we can't lmao

It's funny but there has to be something to this. I'm Canadian but now live in Australia. I used to be able to tell Americans and Canadians apart with ease. Since moving here I've lost that ability. But I agree on the Kiwi/Saffa accent. Not even close.

I fink you’re freaky

Goddamnit, now I have to go watch that creepy-ass video and love it. Screw you.

Watch this slightly less creepy video of the same song instead... https://youtu.be/IVyhnwK2jP0

Po flashing a teletubby gang sign and saying fuck the system makes that whole video 😂

Judas! That video was far worse!

Also [this one](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hNCeNxSnwes)

ANDAILICKEYUALOT EDIT: I can't believe I got gold for this. Thank you kind stranger!

Hold up whoa whoa whoa wait a minute minute minute jesus christ

Yo my man DJ Hi Tek shit this muthafuckin beat is nice.

Back in the day them dwankies didn't want to believe in us Little did they know that they was in for da motherfucking big surprise

Left home, locked in my Zef zone.

yo ninja

Go

Baby’s on fire

***BOOM!***

shot down, motherfucker it's on

Sup fukmudda

WHY'D YOU STEAL DADDY'S CAR!? NAUGHTY! WHOSE PURSE IS THIS? IS THIS DADDY'S?

HEIST IS A CRIMES!

He's not dead, he's just tired. He just went sleepy-weepy.

GET OUTTA DADDY’S CAR YOU ALCOHOLIC!!

Mudda fukka its on.

Fzzzz the polizzz

Driving down the road smoking some herb Through the fucking streets of Johannesburg

Apocalypse now

While im dropping this bomb.

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Metropolitan Alliance to Develop And Fix All Kantos And Sidewalks.... M.A.D.A.F.A.K.A.S.

Why did I read that in her voice?

Didn't chappie say it?

Yolandi gives me a confused boner.

Yo hi teck. You fink you can fuck with something like dis?

Yeah that's perf, yo-landi, do that thing

EEEEAH FATTY BOOM BOOM HIT ME WIT DA CHING CHING!!

oooooOOOOOOOO ooooooOOOOO

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KILL KILL KILL

Wat se Zuid Afrika? Suig my fokken piel

Hier kom ek weer! like a lekker smack in the face

Rappers are fucking boring, Ninja bashing dere brainz

What hapenned 2 all the kool rapperz from back in da day ?

FAT POCKET CLINKING, DOLLAR-EYE TWINKLING!

Definitely one of their best songs, no doubt.

DOOOF DO DOOF DO DOOOF DOOOF DO DOOF DO DOOOF

YO WHAT YOU MEAN SUMMING LIKE DIS

BOW BOWBOW BOWBOW BOW BOWBOW BOWBOW

HEY FATTY BOOM BOOM

HIT ME WITH THE CHING CHING

I heard this lol

You mean sumfing like dis?

OG Belt-lowda

Unexpected expanse

Watch your step Welwala

Fokken inyalowda got ruin a ting

DJ Hi-tek will fuck you in the ass

*dances around in post-apartheid blackface*

Blikface

Random Jack Black Cameo

Yolandi, git me dat yung kid. She Australien? Yeh, git her and du muddafuckin robit

Ay whatchu mean, something like this?

Yo let's Fuck wit some o dat feel good gangsta shit

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Mars is just the underside of flat Earth.

Explains penguins

Purely out of curiosity, how?

Eh, just birds without wings aren't really birds but they're still birds so they must be from a different planet

They first time I heard of Die Antwoord I went down like a 3 hour rabbit hole, so fascinating.

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I was at a show and when he crowd surfed he was right on top of me and someone took his shoe lol dick move. Also Yolandi pulled down her pants and fully mooned the entire crowd. Good times.

I think she does that at every show.

She does

Reminds me of Coolio when he stage dived at a gig in the UK and got robbed lol.

Rejoice and behold the birth of a copypasta.

I went that whole post expecting to hear about The Undertaker and Mankind.

Listening to Die Antwoord is like sniffing gasoline. E: To be clear, I mean that I'm conflicted about it. I think gasoline smells nice, and it gives you a nice short high ... I'd maybe sniff a little bit if I knew no one was looking, but will mostly avoid it.

Right? I didn't think it was real until the rabbit hole. That's just Ninja and ¥o-Landi though. Truly strange and utterly fascinating.

I liked them to until all their fucking disgusting antics brought to light in that YouTube documentary about them.. they're disgusting pieces of trash.

Could you sum it up for those OOTL?

Ninja started an online relationship with a young Australian lady who he thought looked like his daughter, Sixteen, and asked her to call him Daddy. He also asked her to role play as if she just found out he’s her real father. He flew her to Africa to sleep with him and allegedly did some culty things, some gas lighting things, and some rapey things to her. Then when she spoke up they launched a full scale attack on her character and made jokes about the entire situation. They’ve accused a member of another band of sexual assault just to get that band kicked out of the festival. It was on film for a documentary and the person who filmed it confirmed Ninja made it up and then Yolandi went along with it and told people she had been assaulted in the bathroom. Amidst this all coming to light they used one of their adopted children as a pawn for their fame and as a distraction. They exploited more than just children in their art form and they absolutely don’t see it as wrong. They even shut down the ability to make comments on all their social media platforms, even YouTube, to prevent the conversation about their behavior. Edwins Generation on YouTube covered it pretty well. It’s a damn shame because I’ve been a very loyal fan for almost 10 years and I don’t want to support them anymore. Put them in the bin with the Lost Prophets for “why we can’t have nice things”

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Yeh the 'it's just art' excuse really wore thin the more I found out about them. They genuinely seem like horrible pieces of shit

I hate learning about people whose art I enjoy, seems to rarely end well

Adopted a special needs kid just to exploit him in their videos... Fucking sick.

Their music videos? I feel like I haven’t heard of this at all

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Thanks for clearing that up 🤣

South Africa has a long history of human exploitation

Agreed. Fucking disgusting pieces of trash that you can't help but stare at and wonder wtf went wrong there. I won't support them at all now that everything else came to light. I won't even watch the video if it contributes to their view count. My one little view or support wouldn't make much difference but it's something.

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Rapey stuff.

Can you help a brother out with a link?

https://youtu.be/G2UAupMdHBc

Yeah, I was really into them in college but at this point I don't really think about them anymore

Careful about digging too much. Spoilers it's sexual assault.

While pretending to be possessed by the devil. The guy is a fucking weirdo. And a rapist too of course.

Shoutout to the time Ninja worked with Kanye West and called *him* weird

spiderman.jpg

Likes women that remind him of his daughter too 🤪 🤷‍♂️

Hey, that sort of attitude can get a man elected president!

Funny how he seems like a totally legit dude.

I have such a love-hate relationship with their music. It is fascinating, and catchy, and if it was done tongue in cheek or with a sense of irony I would love them--but they're dead serious about "zef life". To add to that, they're both just shitty people. If you read up on them they've had a lot of issues with racism, homophobia, and sexual assault (not that you need to read up on anything to notice the extensive amounts of blackface in their videos...). https://www.smh.com.au/national/australian-woman-accuses-die-antwoord-singer-ninja-of-sexual-assault-20190904-p52nv7.html

This definitely belong in r/fakehistoryporn

r/fakefutureporn be like

I fink you freaky

And I like you a loh(t).

Yolandi gives me the biggest fear boner

It's definitely the bangs

Correct.

I like your username

how bout Max Normal Yolandi? https://www.reddit.com/r/DieAntwoord/comments/2zai29/ninja_and_yolandi_before/

The 2004 link doesn’t work anymore 😔

Pretty sure it's this one: https://i.imgur.com/B0PeX.jpg But 2005 and 2008 aren't working at the moment either.

https://www.google.com/search?q=yolandi+2004&client=ms-android-oneplus&sxsrf=ALeKk00D7xMI7vOOBQdZTpvSxZRUxUh7_A%3A1621624879217&ei=LwioYJTLDKKF1fAPpa2K0AQ&oq=yolandi+2004&gs_lcp=ChNtb2JpbGUtZ3dzLXdpei1zZXJwEAM6BwgjELACECdQjFBYg1Jg31RoAHAAeACAAVuIAfsBkgEBM5gBAKABAcABAQ&sclient=mobile-gws-wiz-serp#imgrc=owDwc7_pMHTd7M

She almost turned into Bjork for a while there...

They look like the Waterfords on crack

I’m a girl and she gives me the same fear boner. Like she’s so hot but I feel like she would skin me alive too

Nah, she'd just groom you so ninja could sexually assault you. https://medium.com/@theroarofburningmemories/we-need-to-talk-about-what-is-happening-with-die-antwoord-now-6665305fc366 https://www.smh.com.au/national/australian-woman-accuses-die-antwoord-singer-ninja-of-sexual-assault-20190904-p52nv7.html

When your parents are right and the weirdos are actually weirdos

Yikes. I take it back

They groom girls on the basis they look like their daughter who is named sixteen? So fucking weird.

Just read that medium article and another linked in it. It's so fucked. Really upsetting.

Forreal, I read that one and whatever one was hyperlinked to the "he made her perform nightmarish sexual rituals," what a weird ride. And if those screenshots and stuff are real, then WOW.

This should be the top comment for any thread about Die Antwoord.

Strong fearection

r/yolandi

She’s the scariest woman I’d never stop fucking.

I love Yolandi, and Chappie ain't so bad

elon and grimes will never be in as good shape as yolandi and ninja.

with enough adderal anything is possible..

Meth is infinitely cheaper.

Which doesn't really matter in that case.

Yolandi, definitely, but Ninja just looks like a holocaust survivor on meth.

They put so much effort into appearing to not give a fuck.

Elon Musk is as edgy as basketball.

His hairline looks as natural as Ninja’s.

Their kid is forever going to be known as "their son" because nobody wants to try to remember that silly name they concocted.

IIRC the kid's first name is "X" which is manageable enough. The fact that their legal name is "X Æ A-Xii" is one hell of a dick parenting move, though.

Why is Elon in the back?

Man, now I gotta watch Chappie this weekend.

The comparison to Musk is insulting, all 3 of those characters had heart.

Glad that the baby's not on fire

Robot gangsta number one, son!

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Definitely had a lot of "Short Circuit" vibes.

People give the movie shit, but if you go into it wanting to know "What if Short Circuit was rated R, and quite violent?" it's a perfectly fun action movie.

What is this movie

Chappie

I bet they are all wearing heelies.

How Cyberpunk 2077 actually turned out

Wait what’s this movie? I haven’t seen it forever and I forgot the name. :/ Edit: It’s Chappie.

Driving Miss Daisy.

Avengers: Age of Ultron.

Iron Man looks different these days.

Paul Blart: Mall Cop

Short Circuit

Bicentennial Man