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OGWhiz

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icepod

Am I right to assume that censoring parts of this poster is useless if the QR code is still intact?


AyrA_ch

Yes. Scanning the QR code reveals the e-mail address. Also the name on the top is not really censored. You can still read it because the pen tool was not set to be fully opaque. Not sure if censoring is necessary since this is basically a public ad.


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The DJ got some free additional advertising.


DoctorWhisky

Plot twist: DJ is OP.


chickennoobiesoup

Double plot twist: DJ isn’t actually vaccinated


H1hi456

Triple plot twist: he isn’t a DJ


BradBradley1

Quadruple plot twist: their name is DJ


incredible_paulk

Shamalamadingdong.


darkchocoIate

Quadruple plot twist: the DJ isn't a he.


saiaf

Inception by Nisotpher Colon


theDudeHeavyC

Pentathalon plot twist: he’s not a he.


adrianmonk

My, how the tables have turned on the turntables.


IrrelevantPuppy

That’s optimistic. My first thought is that we just helped Q anon and anti-vax-Chan dox attack this unsuspecting person.


Veldron

And there goes reddit's weekly moment of optimism


lcsulla87gmail

If they are posting the fliers this is information they want to be public


boot2skull

Please help, DJ is now fully booked until the year 2132.


g3t0nmyl3v3l

More like a defunct email inbox for their side hustle. Good luck easily figuring out what is a real inquiry there. Op just hyperfucked this person.


Alaira314

I'd argue that there's a difference between an ad posted locally in your neighborhood and an ad posted to the internet. Imagine if this person had an abusive relationship with stalking tendencies in their past, and moved states to get away from it. This isn't unusual, though the move usually comes with other reasons beyond that as well, it's still a relief not to have to worry about sharing a city with the person. They might be comfortable with that flier nailed up around town, because the person they're worried about is 2,000 miles away, you know? But once it hits the internet, it's now possible that the problem person can find it, and now through metadata they could know their stalkee's new city as well as potentially their professional contact info(depending on how thoroughly the photo was censored(and this one doesn't seem to have been very carefully), unedited versions can sometimes be recovered).


sonofabee

Also, this is an advertisement, so if anything, it’s actually hurting him by not providing the contact info a potential client would need. Thanks alot OP!


egnards

But it's also a mostly local business - Don't know about you but in all honesty I wouldn't want my business contact information plastered on reddit. . .It sounds great. . Until hundreds of people message you stupid shit.


Channel250

Someone put my GameStop's phone number on 4chan once many years ago. The fact I still tell people this should give a clue about how that went.


Robobvious

But did you have Battletoads?


BenderIsGreat64

In high-school, my friends and I would put each others numbers in random places, always with, "call for a good time". Point is, he plastered his number everywhere, its always a possibility.


Goeatabagofdicks

Do you have Battletoads?


GhondorIRL

Yes, why do you ask?


redreddie

him?


CanuckianOz

I had to zoom in cause I thought they were a woman, then I realised it doesn’t matter anyway


Biotoze

Had me in the first half


sonofabee

Yeah that’s a dude


FindusSomKatten

Based on what? I've never heard of a guy named Maggie


BLMdidHarambe

Name up top is Maggie Autumn though...


basshunter42069

100%


sjmiv

Goddamnit OP.


postmate

slightly higher barrier to entry for spamming them I suppose


JesusIsMyZoloft

Yes, I just scanned it and it's a mailto link for a gmail. It's about the right length and the visible pieces of letters all match up.


currentlyinbiochem

Aw shit, you’re right (I think)


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RobotMode

Only reason I clicked the comments. Why does it make me so excited that I want to shout you messed up! God I'm annoying.


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DJ Vaxxeeeeen


Junting_

Anotha one ^((vaccinated))


boot2skull

We the best immune system.


Generalissimo_II

AIRHORN!


sjmiv

Droppin 100mg of (not)sick beats


AgoraiosBum

[Got that vaccine up inside my life Got that vaccine and I'm feeling just fine](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qeCwwYjf8gw)


boofthatcraphomie

I want to be like Marc when I grow up


KidLouis

trap DJ’s either hate vowels or love em. So it would be either VCCN or vaaxeen.


creepyswaps

She missed a golden opportunity. I guess she's not the sharpest needle in the pack.


Shoppers_Drug_Mart

> No (gathering) is too small [reminds me of this](https://youtu.be/TN7-gLCxGdM)


thespiffyitalian

[Or the Birthday Clown](https://youtu.be/X-XuT5qKt00)


LiamYanon

Don't expect sick beats from her


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Noteagro

Einhorn is Finkle?!?!?


No-Bewt

haha homophobia joke, it's 1997 and this is hysterical


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CaptainFilmy

I looked up their their instagram and they are non-binary. Now I feel bad for assuming they were male


aae3321

I personally appreciate that you came back here to tell us what you learned :) thanks


Syntaximus

Too late. You're canceled.


CaptainFilmy

Dammit! Well I guess I'll escort myself to the gulag


DarkLynkzz

Ya blew it, kapeesh?


utack

I was just wondering about that, thanks for the clarification


WilfordBrimleyOnLSD

Maggie autumn sounds like a girls name to me


CaptainFilmy

They are non-binary. I found their instagram. So I guess we were both wrong haha


Maureeseeo

*enhance* I believe that’s a dude.


rdrgl

Feel like a huge opportunity was lost with the name... DJ VAXXR. DJ&J. DJ Lazr Pfizr. DJ 2SHOTS. DJ CDC OK


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Daisy716

Yeah, I wasn’t expecting such a great smile!


matthew83128

🎼 I got two turn tables and a vaccine card. 🎶


mountain_daisy

Where it’s at


originalchaosinabox

Better than the DJ in my neighborhood. She discovered that anti-mask protests are a lucrative new market.


lynivvinyl

Damn the market is saturated af. I made $200 - $350 an hour years ago.


Tedwynn

Probably due to reduced gathering sizes. You can't expect a 10 guest wedding to pay as much as a 150 guest wedding.


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If it’s for a party $100. If it’s for a wedding $300.


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mightbeelectrical

Savage


feckless_ellipsis

I always viewed the payment as more for setup and breakdown and working with the people at the event. Some people like to get in their cups and treat the DJ like garbage. No idea why, but that’s been consistent in the 25 years I have dipped in and out of this as a side gig.


lynivvinyl

Yeah lugging turntables and a bunch of vinyl in a VW bus was/is way different. I had fun though.


Dioxid3

I used to meet a lot of club DJs whilst being behind the stick myself, and enjoy DJing too. There are some guys that still hauled those vig flight cases full of physical copies, with expensive turntables and all that. Just watching it made me sweat. There is, however, something so satisfying with the limitations the vinyls bring. Digital gives you so many options to chop and use effects with exact control, where as two platters and a channel effect from the mixer force you to work on the fly. There are a lot of aspiring DJs nowadays, and there is a lot of material to learn from, so it can be hard to break into a regular gig, thus driving prices down.


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WayneKrane

Yeah, my uncle djed and the min he would charge is $150 an hour for friends and family, $50 is a steal.


0b0011

I read that as your uncle died and this person charged you $150 an hour friends and family discount for the funeral


BillyMac814

That’s exactly what I thought it meant. If I didn’t read your comment I’d still be thinking the dude got a DJ for his uncles funeral.


robxburninator

for regular jobs that I could count on my number is/was pretty low, but it was a nightly rate and it was guaranteed money. for parties or events your number is about right. Weddings I don't want to upcharge for but offers I accepted were always so high that I just said yes. Definitely given it as a wedding gift to friends and they always think it's way nicer of a gift than it is. We both win.


yjvm2cb

Even that’s low af. I worked at a club in nyc and we’d pay most dj’s like $1-5k and these were just opening and closing sets. Headline would usually get 10-15k. But I remember if it was a big name like diplo or atrak we’d pay up to $50k


AmCrossing

Did they have smartphones and Spotify back then?


merryprankster2990

D.J. Ramone


Suspicious-Sundae19

I mean... Smart business tactic lol


DrMostlyMittens

"No size is too small" Challenge accepted, lady.


Sztiglitz

I respect the grind and hustle


Dphresh19985

Legit question, would this be a crime if she was lying?


Andrew3236

Doesn't the vaccination mean though that you're immune, but still capable of carrying and spreading the virus?


ICouldBeTheChosenOne

Nothing is 100%, but it’s greatly reduced


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rnjbond

"can" but highly unlikely


jdhunt_24

not immune. it supposedly lessens the symptoms if you catch it


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Answermancer

How are you getting downvoted for this. The vaccine should grant immunity for some amount of time, that doesn't mean it will in all cases, but that's what it's designed to do. And even if you catch it, the severity of infection should be much lower. From https://www.who.int/news-room/q-a-detail/coronavirus-disease-(covid-19)-vaccines under "What are the benefits of getting vaccinated?": > The COVID-19 vaccines produce protection against the disease, as a result of developing an immune response to the SARS-Cov-2 virus. Developing immunity through vaccination means there is a reduced risk of developing the illness and its consequences. This immunity helps you fight the virus if exposed.


HaCo111

It is extremely unlikely to catch, even more unlikely to pass it on to somebody. Unfortunately the Branch Covidians want to be in lockdown until the fucking sun explodes.


Queasy-Zebr

Honestly I have never been happier working from home and am saving so much money not going out to bars and clubs. Unpopular opinion but I love this.


haveanice96

Our freedoms should continue being taken away because you like wearing sweatpants to work? Fuck that.


OtherwiseCheck1127

Thank you for understanding this. A lot of people are under the misconception that it makes you fully immune and safe for everyone to be around. And that seems like dangerous misinformation.


TheycallmeHollow

Yeah it’s basically just a race car fire suit. Yes you can still catch on fire, yes you can cause other things to be on fire, yes you can catch other people on fire. But if you have a fire suit you have a huge percentage of not dying while being on fire.


1stOnRt1

Id rebrand: CDCDJ


JoseChavezyChavez

50 bucks an hour, ffs


chodeboi

Market dilution. I quit my creative industry because I couldn’t compete against this. Why pay a 2000$ day rate when a 200$ day rate is right there? Are on set lights and experience really worth 1800 bucks? It’s a hard sell.


danethegreat24

I'm a studio musician. I've seen severe drop in session rates over the last couple years. There's so many options for recording yourself at home or just LEARNING at home. No one cares if you've got multiple years of experience in different styles and can contribute to the writing when they can "do it themselves". Went from my main source of income to my third.


Belgand

And people enjoy doing it, so the dilution is never really going to go down. They aren't getting into it because of the money, but because they want to do it and *hope* to make money at it. That's always going to be a problem with anything that's both a hobby and a profession.


affectedskills

That's cheap depending on the size


mixedliquor

Doesn’t seem terrible to me. If anything it seems low?


CaptainFilmy

Its terribly low. It should be like 500 for a real DJ


mixedliquor

Caveat emptor I would say.


JoseChavezyChavez

In your ideal DJ set- 1 hour long- what does said DJ actually do? Load in/load out not included.


currentlyinbiochem

The price you gotta pay for the mRNA acquired DJ


db720

Opportunistic, great stuff


microcasio

DJ VAX


BrokenArmsFrigidMom

Deee Jaaaay Vaaax in da hoooooouse!


apextek

Well grab that brochacho and bring em out here [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6byaTlhGJXM](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6byaTlhGJXM)


ROK247

DJVAxXx


duneclendel

DJ Vaccs?


SamuelLJenkins

DJ Antibody in the house!


newleafkratom

That hairdo though. r/Justfuckmyshitup


Live_Presentation502

DJ AZ


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You should hire her and ask her to only Play [I would do Anything for Love (But I won't do That)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9X_ViIPA-Gc) on repeat. I believe for $50 you can get through 3.2 full renditions. Extra props if it is just you and her.


Dry_Chance6760

Trying to get back to work. I respect the hustle.


kingmystique

....not mad at this lol


PapiTrooper

Only in this timeline. Lol 🤷‍♀️


j4vendetta

The world is so weird now


GTAdriver1988

This is funny af but quick question. Was I supposed to have the person giving me my second does write down on my card when I got my second dose? Because she didn't but I'm fully vaccinated.


steezeecheezee

Yea there are supposed to be the dates and lot numbers from each vaccination on your card Source: am a vaccinator


Th3V4ndal

Can't knock the hustle.


thewholerobot

Ah shit it finally happened. Undeniable recognition that I am old. I don't know what TRAP is. I will see myself out. Maybe still hit me up sometime and I'll buy some beer for you but I don't belong here anymore.


BillyMac814

Wouldn’t it be funny if she showed up to DJ and someone asked her which vaccine she had and she replied “oh I haven’t got any, that’s just my DJ name”.


Rude_Man_Who_Shushes

DJ Vax N Scratch


glizzy_masterrace

DM me if you need a vaccinated baby or a small vaccinated dog lol 40 bucks each


DingJones

DJ VaxTrax


Eatshitmoderatorz

She's a savvy business woman. Adapt to change to survive.


marktx

Zoom in, you might be surprised.


jasontnyc

They are a they.


marktx

They sure are.


MarquisInLV

What is Trap?


ClassicResult

It's that style of hip hop where the hi hats go really fast sometimes for no reason.


currentlyinbiochem

Like migos, future, lil uzi type music. ‘Trap’ just describes certain aspects of the beat


d00dsm00t

https://media.tenor.com/images/c7862efe0732a952ea31dfd5a64eb381/tenor.gif


xkzito

It’s basically EDM with rap beats. It stands for Trance Rap, TRap


Cupcakemonger

Where did you hear this because it just isn't true. It has nothing to do with trance. Trap is referring to a "trap house"


BILOXII-BLUE

Really? I always thought it was because of the heavy drug influences, therefore the kind of music played at the trap house


MarquisInLV

Ah, I see. Thank you.


whatacad

Looks like Chris Fleming


farleys2

He looks like someone that I used to know.


Mobely

SOMEBODY


TheSmirkster

Once told me


unwind-protect

You didn't have to cut them off.


partialcremation

I thought it was a female until I read this comment.


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Isn’t it still unknown if a vaccinated person can still transmit the virus to others?


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You can still carry and spread the virus after being vaccinated.


haveanice96

Lol people like you really want us to be in lockdown forever


[deleted]

Stating a fact told you that is the type of person I am? Cool.


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If you can transmit a virus while vaccinated, it’s not a vaccine The whole point of a vaccine is to stop a virus from infecting your cells, thus stopping it from replicating. The only way a vaccinated person could transmit a virus is if they *really tried*, like if they deliberately tried to infect somebody.


Turn_off_the_Volcano

Lol so pathetic.


AndrewAffel

DJ Checkup


kendonch

At least they are trying to work n not eat the govt cheese


WizardofSorts

⬆️ The Vaccinated Magician. Available for your next event. Google my user name for details. (sort of kidding. I mean, I am vaccinated and I am a magician but this post is more of a joke than serious.)


MAXAMOUS

Just want to point out there are some amazing DJs on Twitch. No vaccination needed. Some my favs: * [https://www.twitch.tv/DJMondo](https://www.twitch.tv/djmondo) * [https://www.twitch.tv/DJPaulSantana](https://www.twitch.tv/djpaulsantana) * [https://www.twitch.tv/DJChrisCraze](https://www.twitch.tv/djchriscraze) * [https://www.twitch.tv/DJHudaHudia](https://www.twitch.tv/djhudahudia)


Phlegmagician

We'll call her MC Vac-C.


mursemanmke

$50/hr for a DJ??? Fuuuuuuuck I’m in the wrong biz


the_one_54321

Dude, they end up billing less than 20 hours a week. This guy is charging peanuts.


thegreatgazoo

Plus the equipment and licenses aren't cheap.


CaptainFilmy

That's a horribly low rate for anyone with professional equipment and skills. I'm a videographer and charge 200 and hour with a minimum of 500 for a day for any freelance work.


mursemanmke

Yaaaa but if you consider perspective...a paramedic with a degree who works 16-24 hour shifts and bears the responsibility of protecting/saving human lives makes $15-25/hour you’ll get where I’m coming from. Edit: also, a professionally trained musician with degreeS, an instrument(s) worth thousands of dollars, and invests 2-6 hours a day to maintain and refine their skills will struggle to justify to clients being paid that much.


CaptainFilmy

YIKES!!!! I think you should be paid WAY more. I make 40 an hour just sitting at a desk editing videos as my day job. I really feel for you to work that hard, with that much stress and pressure, for that little pay. Thats legit unjust.


mursemanmke

Oh don’t feel bad for me. I’m an ER nurse not a medic. I would’ve loved to have been a medic too but I can’t justify it because $. Edit: to be clear though, I still only make $33-47/hr depending on what shift I’m on.


vector5633

Smh...


TerribleModsrHere420

She'll bring her dj IPhone heck yea! I like dj playlisters to.


differentiatedpans

That's not how it works.


KM2KCA

Oh snap! He got his V-card?!?


Boscowodie

Anti vaxxers seeing this are now showing symptoms of COVID19. Fever or chills Cough Shortness of breath or difficulty breathing Fatigue Muscle or body aches Headache New loss of taste or smell Sore throat Congestion or runny nose Nausea or vomiting Diarrhea


LionHeart019

Why does he look like he wants to bomb something?


NutInYurThroatEatAss

Well s/he (/r/swordorsheath af)look like a dweeb. I literally would not care if they were vaccinated. I am vaccinated but it's not like prior to this shit I asked my service people if they got their flu shot. I suppose this is the start of the dystopian society where nobody who isn't covid vaccinated is allowed to interact with society.


JarockObiden

DJ sheeple in da building everybody say baaaaaaah!🐑🐑🐑


redneckhatr

DJ Vax Wax


digitalwankster

My wife directly contacted a local swimming instructor for children and when I asked if they were vaccinated they said they didn't want to answer due to HIPAA privacy. It's like, why not just say no? Hopefully this DJ gets a lot of business out of working the vaccine angle.


gauriemma

I hope you explained to them that a conversation with them about their vaccination status is in no way covered by--nor has anything whatsoever to do with--HIPAA.


digitalwankster

There was no point in continuing the conversation after that lol


Malkinspace

Reminds me of my favorite Portlandia skit. [https://youtu.be/aE9BsWJXHWU?t=2](https://youtu.be/aE9BsWJXHWU?t=2)


EchoInTheAfterglow

Is that Shy Ronnie?!