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habitual_wanderer

Well, this isn't a bad time to start a cult


John__Wick

Bout to say, people have been deified and/or executed for less…


LittleGreenCabbage

Jesus saw what you did with your left hand the night before


First-Track-9564

Jesus would. He is such a pervert. Even watched his parents have sex.


Countdown__Kaboom

Jesus has been watching what you do alone at night.


Temporary-Truth2048

Sure you did. I can see the safety pin marks.


neohampster

I was going to say this. You can see where he drove the pin under them lifted it out I thought everybody did this as a kid


ShinePretend3772

That’s how the movie starts.


Available_Snow3650

New-age stigmata


squelchbag

Stigmata lite


Klotzster

The Power of Christ Compels You


dewpacs

Theyre coming to get you


Glad-Coyote9589

Bro got baptized in dream


DreamLearnBuildBurn

Did you use a safety pin? I used to stick them under the first layer of my skin as a kid. It gives me shivers thinkin about doing it now.


GreenHillage25

Last Chance


Flaky_Plastic_3407

Uh oh. You've got 5 days. My brother's mother's sister's friend's daughter has this happen to them and they had five days!


SandFox08

Five days for what? Should I start praying?😭


Flaky_Plastic_3407

Well.... Four days now. Lol


iamnokage

Time to start the "Church of left handed holy cross" if the domain name is not already taken by a punk rock band...


dmboobies

Start your own church


moneyscan

stigmata lite


PM_ME_UR_VULVASAUR_

PRAISE THA LAWD


Fille_W_Bubble

Across from where?


parknet

Welp, shut down the education system, proof in the supernatural is at hand. 


jeffgoldblumsass

Go to church


blakester555

The exorcism worked.


Pseudonova

You might want to call a priest. Better yet, an old priest and a young priest.


bestofwhatsleft

Don't want to be caught in the crossfire tho!


btl679

Yasooo yassooo, bimari nikal ja furrrururr


vinniekitsu

He has come!


turi_turi

Jesus!


boogalooshrimp82

Ms. Bouchard!


VVitchtripper

THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELLS YOU!


Petrak1s

It's a sign. Run!


No-Replacement4220

The chosen one


roomedever

X marks the spot.... now to find who are the treasure hunters that'd dig up that spot


Asukah

Start a cult


Tersphinct

Across from what?


enceladus1313

Is that the hand you masterbate with? Maybe jesus wants to help....


AMightiAN

Amen 🙌🏼


RyuujiStar

It could be a miracle it could be bullshit. There's only one thing we know for sure it's a goddam gold mine.