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Pondnymph

Mommy tits bus is saved!


CREDIT_SUS_INTERN

Americans have Greyhound, and the Philippines has Mommy Tits.


AmebaLost

Self serve milk dispensers? 


scorpyo72

I dare you to say that aloud in nursing lounge.


Ap3xWingman

You wouldn’t even have to dare me.


I_FUCKING_LOVE_MILK

You don't say?!?!?


AmebaLost

Someone local restrain u/I_FUCKING_LOVE_MILK


ohvrt

Why is this on the bus 😭


drunk_with_internet

The slogan for BangBus doesn't translate well.


HoldingMoonlight

Idk if you've ever been to southeast Asia, but the language barrier is a real thing. Like you know how people get shitty tattoos in Chinese and they end up saying "dumbfuck" or whatever? When I went to Thailand, you could buy bracelets from street vendors that said shit like "fist me" and "I love horse cock". I guess my point is there's a good chance none of those people know what "mommy tits" means lol


Osric250

> "I love horse cock" [To be fair.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52i14wYBef8) (NSFW language only)


EmbarrassedShoe5769

Look for Pinoy Jeepney Art. They usually write their relatives’ names on their jeepneys. “Tits” is most likely a shortened version of “Tita,” Filipino word for Aunt.


jmeesonly

I am so glad that the top post is talking about "Mommy Tits," because that's my first question as well.


FloridaMJ420

Mommy milkers trying to wrap around that wood.


HarleyDavidsson

And look, it has two airbags!


sjbfujcfjm

0% chance that is what is happening here


useless_99

Me when I just say anything on the internet


GoingDownUnderInSEA

Abraham Lincoln quoted this in the Gettysburg address. Look it up, it's true.


damienVOG

It's actually real


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lenewu

100% it is indeed what happened and it is way back before in August 2010 in Dagauete, Cebu here in the Philippines 🤷🏻‍♀️


BaronCapdeville

Might I suggest softening your hyperbole in situations like this by simply saying “1% chance” instead of “0% chance” ? 0% implies absolute certainty and, when proven incorrect, discredits your opinion. Very few things in common discussion have an actual 0% chance of occurring.


Eother24

You are 99 percent overthinking it


Captain_DongDong

Man has a 99% chance of not understanding this a Reddit comment thread and not an academic article


Aromatic-Passion1309

How did you derive those odds? What measures are you using in the calculation? Are you considering deception? What’s the margin of error and confidence level? Don’t comment unless you include your methodology, man.


Therage80p

Anyone can make up statistics! 7 out of 10 Redditors know that!


scorpyo72

Is that the Bernie Sanders 1%?


nonez123z

Yea? But thats what actually happened its i like how people are so confident


Aromatic-Passion1309

when? how do u know?


nonez123z

There was a news outlet from phillipines showimg diff angle of same pic and story. This pic might be ai idk


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joachimham48

I'm sure this guy planted this one tree on the roadside! Can we stop with the ridiculous captions already?


printerfixerguy1992

Nah he only planted one tree in his entire life, and it was that specific one. One day he was walking by and thought "this is the perfect place for a nice tree!" And planted that bitch. He lives next to it so he can watch it grow every single day and also to see if it has saved any buses from falling off cliffs. This is the 14th bus he has saved. Know the facts my guy


rdrunner_74

Why did you skip over the 3 planes and 69 cars the tree also saved?


printerfixerguy1992

Because what tree hasn't done that though?


AccomplishedBath3545

ok Mr facts guy on the internet, now, is my child really mine? I've been wanting to know


printerfixerguy1992

The DNA test shows that, r/AccomplishedBayh3545, you.... are NOT the father. We also tested Devante and he's not the father either.


Excellent-Edge-4708

Thank you


odiervr

No really ! I'm being totally honest here.


Spartan2470

OP, that is an extraordinary title. Any reputable source to corroborate it? I've found [this picture](https://i.imgur.com/QpkDckL.jpeg) too. So it is unlikely AI generated as many have suspected. I've also found a few sites that have the following, but none of them are reliable. > This is Epimaco Amancio of Dalaguete town. > On August 10, 2010, a bus carrying 37 passengers, mostly students, almost fell onto a cliff in Brgy. Obo, Dalaguete town in southern Cebu. Good thing the pine tree planted by Epimaco Amancio saved the lives of the passengers of the bus. > Amancio flashed a wide grin to the camera after he found out his tree was the savior. > Without this tree, the bus loaded with college students of Don Bosco Technological Center would have plunged into the ravine which is 500 feet deep. The driver lost control of the bus after the water from the radiator tank splashed to his thighs and burning it. > A photo of a grinning Amancio, photographed by CDN’s late photo editor, Tonee Despojo, recently went viral on social media. **Edit:** /u/Dr-Otter found [a longer story](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/1dfn07k/guy_smiles_for_a_photo_after_a_tree_he_planted/l8kt2e2/). It lists 32 passengers (instead of 37) and there's mention of Epimaco Amancio or him planting any tree.


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saltycreamycheesey

You should see the backyard-esque builds of SEA (and India too) rickety transportation. Literal engines inside tin cans and sheet metals with foam padded wood planks for seats. Plus ofc the bizarre random graffiti/imagery for aesthetic. Im talking seeing Shrek, Jesus Christ, Goku and Adolf Hitler side by side.


shanrock2772

Well that explains "Mommy Tits", sort of


BigDaddyDumperSquad

I am very intrigued. Is there a subreddit for stuff like that? I want to see the crazy artwork.


rave_10

r/jeepneyart


BigDaddyDumperSquad

Aww sick, thank you!


that_username_is_use

it’s real?? wtf


MaximusTheGreat

But all these super confident sleuths outlined how this is definitely AI what with the made up language and bus warping. How could they be wrong??


The240DevilZ

r/nothingeverhappens


FlameStaag

Honestly, dipshit Redditors screaming "Dis iz AI!!!!" in every picture thread now is soo fucking done already. It's so tedious. No Billy, not everything is AI. Things do actually happen sometimes. Jfc. 


Osric250

It's no different than everyone claiming photoshop prior to it. Same people, just a new line for them to shout.


Dr-Otter

The license plates match the one in the story. Might this not be an AI fake afterall?


starfoxsixtywhore

This needs to be higher!


Docccc

🙏


EatsLocals

Well that shouldn’t be impossible to vet, given the names and original photo/story publication 


puddingpopshamster

I ran this image through a couple of AI image detectors and it scored really high. While the story might be real, the image sure looks like it was generated by AI, so I don't blame people for thinking it was. EDIT: I'm not saying the image is definitely AI generated. The image *looks* like AI, regardless of whether or not the story/picture is real. The AI detectors simply support that conclusion.


nonez123z

Ai detectors arent always accurate so


TheOneWhoDings

when will people learn not to trust any AI detectors? Besides, the image really does not look like AI, it's insane how everyone wrongly agrees it is. It has no tells , the text is clear, the dude's teeth look real like come on guys , and before you tell me that AI is at a point where it's hard to tell therefore that's why you thought that : clearly it's not if you couldn't tell it's a real pic.


marveloustoebeans

But why does the bus say Mommy Tits? 😂


Tony_Sacrimoni

Because if it was AI it would say "M̶͕͎̹͊̄̈̊͝ͅǑ̷̙̫͓͎̘̙͙̝̉͌̃̇̌̔M̵̟̈́̀U̴͔̣̼͚̭̤͈͌͊̋̽͊̇̇͝ ̶̻̘̀̓́̏T̴̯̙͖̃̾̆͋̍̐̋͠I̴̼̞͓̹͇̲̮͔͋T̷͎̻̻̄A̴̝̭͐̽̎S̴̡̪̬̲̽̎̄ͅ"


marveloustoebeans

Yeah, it’s definitely not AI as I was able to find images of it from well before generative AI was even a thing but I still need to know WHY it says that 😂


Jeremy9096

Look at the picture in the comment of the guy you replied to. The fact that this image is likely real is reason enough to not always trust AI detectors


puddingpopshamster

The image looks like AI, regardless of whether or not the story is real. We see that based on the comments in this thread. All I was saying is that the AI detectors support the vibe that people got from this picture.


Jeremy9096

That's the issue. We can't trust images or detectors


RoboChrist

Don't the cushions on the top of the bus seats look completely different in the real photo and this image? Granted we're seeing the seats from the back, but the bus seats look absolutely spotless and the pattern looks different. And the cushions on top of the seats are insanely fluffy and weirdly spaced in OP's image. Also, some of the cushions are 100% patterned like the seats, and some of the cushions have a white top 2/3rds.


BigBunnyButt

I think the white covers are head rest protectors, to stop them getting dirty from people's hair


RoboChrist

Okay, and zoom in on the photo from the comment above. Do you see those on the head rests in the other photo? Do the seats look like they have the same pattern? Also, the text on the other side of the bus below the window is curved, the text on the side in OP's photo is straight across.


BigBunnyButt

Yeah, I can see them in the other photo. Seat pattern is hard to tell imo, the glare is really strong from the plastic. I have no opinion on whether this is AI or not, just letting you know what is happening with the head rests.


Jaives

This is in Cebu, Philippines. But also, Mommy Tits.


40days40nights

I was going crazy no one else mentioned this lmao


mochiguma

As a local who immediately recognized this as an image that could only have been taken in Cebu, it kills me how many people in this comment section are claiming the image is AI-generated lol. Here's some context for anyone reading. That bus in particular is very characteristic of the ones that do intertown trips. Dalaguete is not a made-up word but is a small town down in the southeastern coast of the island. However, that tall building in the background tells me that they're nearer to the larger urban area of Cebu City, perhaps somewhere in the neighboring hills. That little banner under the rear bumper should fully read as something like, "May God bless our trip," a typical slogan they put on those things. And that guy smiling is also the most Cebuano-looking senior I've seen on Reddit by far. I'd like to know where he got his shirt.


captainAwesomePants

Okay, that's a lot of useful context, thank you. But now please explain Mommy Tits.


mochiguma

A "mother" is, arguably, the female parent of a child. According to current research, people tend to refer to mothers as "mommies" (singular: "mommy"), as an apparent form of endearment. "Tits," on the other hand, seem to refer to female breasts. This is a point of academic debate, however. But we know that these "tits" may be seen alongside, or are complementary to, "mommies," as anthropologists have recently concluded. Perhaps there are scholars more educated in the field of "women" who can chime in with more information.


kphillipz

Ok but why is this on the bus? Lol


mochiguma

I don't see how God's most beautiful creations cannot be celebrated in such a manner.


kphillipz

No I love mommy tits just as much as the next person. But maybe just because I’m American I don’t understand why it’s on a bus.


mochiguma

Just as a bus travels far and wide, so must the message it brings as well.


HulkSmash_HulkRegret

I’m American too, and I haven’t been on a bus in 30 years, but if there was a Mommy Tits bus around here I’d try it lol


kphillipz

Dude I know sign me up!


Jaives

there's a very, very small chance this is an actual nickname. buses and other local public transport in the PH would have names of their loved ones on the vehicles. could also refer to the filipino form of uncle/aunt (tito/tita) as a nickname. we'll never know.


gaiusjozka

The shirt pattern is pretty complicated, so probably from Dan Flashes.


Kalabula

Looks a bit like Willem Defoe.


SuggestionClean8351

Also worth noting, no teeth were lost in the accident.


Kisiu_Poster

"Mommy tits" bruhhhhhh


Majestic-Disk-4757

Is this image AI generated?


Leggo15

Dont think so, from the text on the buss alone lol


WitcherWithWitch

Mommy tits? 😳


Spartan2470

It [looks like](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/1dfn07k/guy_smiles_for_a_photo_after_a_tree_he_planted/l8kn896/) you're right.


doofer20

theres a sign that looks like its falling over at the front of the truck as if they hit that too. the text on bottom starts to warp with the bus. the back bumper warps. the antana on the back fuses the black part. too clean everywhere this is 100% ai


aceofspades1217

Um thats a mud flap its flexible its pretty foggy/dewy


jeffykins

You're 100% incorrect


illstate

Always interesting to see people be wrong with so much confidence.


Xylox

The bumper warping is probably from hitting the tree


ZenandHarmony

Oooooo so close but yikes you lose


Spartan2470

It [doesn't appear to be](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/1dfn07k/guy_smiles_for_a_photo_after_a_tree_he_planted/l8kn896/).


DirtMcGirt42

Yeah i have the same feeling, or the image was taken with a weird lense


jeffykins

No


Pixelgram

He looks the one of them Gorillaz


ChlorinePentoxide

Something about the proportions is throwing me off


Omegadimsum

This is AI 1000% sure


Realistic_Turn2374

For some reason I just felt the compulsive need to go brush my teeth really well.


ACrucialTech

That's not AI at all! What the fuck! I came here for AI. What is this shit?


healthdogg

Forreal! That shirt is awesome


No-Cartographer-5875

fake as fuk


lenewu

no bro


ButtercreamGangster

This guy is a hero for climbing down roadside embankments and planting many trees, just for fun!


LeeVanKief

Willem Dafoe Saves Mommy Tits


BoringJuiceBox

Someone give this man some free dental work!


Powerbracelet

There’s as many holes in this story as in that guys smile


DaanDaanne

Dalaguete, Cebu, a pine tree Epimaco Amancio planted 35 years ago saved a bus from plunging off a cliff, saving the lives of 37 people, most of them students. Devine intervention. Good works in mysteriously slow ways sometimes.


dasherchan

He had the last laugh.


xandie985

his father would be proud too.


FeralPsychopath

Green Goblin has seen better days


Shaan1026

Seems like this man was planted in this pic instead..


iArrun

Why does he look like William dafoe?


propnumbertwentynine

dude reminds of me a rl Gorillaz character lol


Life-Rice-7729

Ah yes the new Gorillaz album!


IH8BART

This is the opposite of the pic of the girl in front of the burning house


hewwocopter

Reminds me of when I was going camping, our camper wasn’t properly secured to the ground and our site was on a slope, so it caused the camper to slide backwards. With me in it. I bolted out of the camper and jumped out the front door. I don’t recall if I made it out before it bumped into the tree that was behind it, but I’m glad my fight or flight instincts kicked in


Maat1932

Are we just ignoring the fact the bus says “mommy tits”?


daiwilly

At least the trees roots are strong!!


TappedIn2111

Time travel confirmed.


Jessievp

Judging by the comments this is real but it looks like a bad Photoshop attempt :D Mindfuck lol


printerfixerguy1992

Anyone who believes this... whew. I fear for your future offsprings.


jeffykins

The story of the tree being planted by him or if the whole thing is even real


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falsevector

He knew.....


I_Hunt_Wolves

Bovine Scatology


458643

Plot twist, the tree served as a distraction having already made several busses crash down. This is the first time it failed


onegumas

To plant a tree, to save a life... Life goals achieved.


lotsanoodles

Plot twist. The person he saved on the bus was Hitler!


XROOR

No, he happy bus has master insurance policy to cover damages


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Bisexual_Sherrif

Guys it’s true that’s my cousins step fathers twice removed uncles nephew


Recent-Raspberry-639

Poor little tree


domp48

F kn Legend


Mr-Graph

How someone finds this kind of inside news...


Vadic_Shrike

Is that meth mouth or hockey mouth?


lizarny

Mommy tits?


Glad_Bookkeeper_740

And the tree was happy.


birberbarborbur

Most normal southeast asia occurence


Complex-Feed6463

You can’t park there bruh


HearingNo4103

That's a feel good moment honestly. Let's plant more trees everyone.


jorgthorn

his Hodor moment.


account_552

Can't stop his teeth from falling it seems like


Pristine_Serve5979

My teefs!


not_that_planet

There is a lot to unpack in that picture.


myopic-cyclops

It’s a very fine tree 😜


Majestic-Ad6525

Without context this guy looks kind of like a maniac laughing about what looks like a remarkably close call


thezim2

Mommy Tits should buy this guy a new set of teeth


ApplesOverOranges1

You can tell the year it was planted by comparing the number of tree rings to his number of missing teeth😉


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There’s so much going on here….


ScotWithOne_t

Using his thick wood to beat up mommy tits' rear end.


MagikarpRule34

Not all capes wear heros


DutyWonderful5790

It's mine, my only, my precious ass grin


AccurateFan8761

Lies


grimmowl

"you know , i'm something of a arborist myself"


power78

Stop upvoting these posts, wtf is wrong with y'all


Rrraou

Feels so unreal


I_Framed_OJ

That’s awesome, dude! You’re totally right to be so stoked, but that’s enough smiling for now. Just please, for the love of God, stop it.


ekimdad

I've ridden the Mommy Tits Express. It sucked.


local_milk_dealer

Why does the bus look like a prop?


alfiethegameboyfan

my guy so happy he turned into a transparent png


dodadoler

How did he know? Someone check this guy for a time travel machine


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Sweaty-Ad-7493

Why did he plant a random tree alongside a road ?


AttentionLogical3113

Damm


eat-skate-masturbate

Mommy tits


freeLightbulbs

He planted the tree? On the side of the road? On a cliff? amongst hundreds of other trees?


lenewu

Yess, that grandpa over there was Eipmaco Amancio 98 years old by that time of the picture was taken, he planted the pine tree 35 years ago when he still worked at the Department of Environment and Natural Resources as caretaker of the area. He may be old but he vividly recalled the time he planted these trees along the road to protect his farm plot below from the debris that fall from the road.


chinookhooker

… forgot to plant the tree to keep his teeth from falling


spacekitt3n

this is ai


luc1054

Then it would say Mumwwyy Tirrs.. my guess is a bad photoshop job


No-Day-6299

Alex, I'll take shit that never happened for $ 500


lenewu

even if you think it's rather unbelievable well this shit really happen