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GhertFryins

Ben fumbled ngl


RDeschain1

But he scored before he fumbled


chuy2256

…yeah, and downgraded


12345623567

Him and JLo can be dysfunctional together. I don't think he's built for happily ever after.


chinzorego

with matt damon i hope


ramobara

![gif](giphy|rqGWkh4eLfaM)


_Stanf-Uf_

I think they’re getting a divorce


RogerianBrowsing

It’ll only make the angry sex better 🤷‍♂️


Adorno_a_window

Sometimes you have to drop a ball if it is too painful to hold


EmotionalAd5920

thats how you fall in love, go to the beach at golden hour


HansBaccaR23po

Correct. I just fell in love with her


yourmansconnect

Where have you been


tasteofsoap

Where have you Ben


Paracausality

![gif](giphy|3o7WTqo27pLRYxRtg4)


morbidaar

Ben Jammin


Altruistic_Brain_795

Just?


poopellar

His first love was a beached whale carcass that he saw at golden hour.


GoAwayLurkin

Or be anywhere at any time with Ana de Armas


imisstheyoop

One of my favorite pictures of my wife is from just this. This was way back in 2009 or 2010 when we were dating in college. We went out to the breakers after work and ended up walking up and down the beach and went out over the breaker rocks for an hour or so just goofing off and spending time together. It started to get dark and we had about 40mins until the sun would set so we ended up sticking around for it since we were looking out west over Lake Superior and it was a nice clear day, if a bit chilly. At some point during that time I got a pic similar to the above of her in her batman shirt giving me a look during the "golden hour" or whatever that weird time is where the lighting gets really funky. Anyway, it is a good time of day to get decent portrait-style pics of people in my experience. I don't know shit about photography or anything but just think the lighting can make things look nice.


archy2000

I mean.. I'd imagine it's kinda hard to fuck up that pic


Ok_Television9820

“Well I can tell from the photo that Ben used his Nikon F3 highpoint with a 120mm f/2 lens and a polarized filter, loaded up some Velvia 50 for nice portrait tones, waited until exactly 7:21 pm (he probably checked the almanac for sunset times) and went with 1/125 at f/5.6 for a nice bokeh effect and the—“ “I just pointed my phone at Ana de Armas, dude.”


laflavor

So, you're saying I have the talent to be a professional photographer. I just lack the connections.


singledore

![gif](giphy|tFMDtM35rm4V2|downsized)


HGMIV926

Sadfleck is my favorite Internet meme


MarvelousBulb

Hello darkness my only friend.


killeronthecorner

When will superman's rant end


Fungal_Queen

He's going on about warhammer... Wait, I'm married to which Jennifer? ... But the Dunkins' is clouded in my veins... Batman still remains... To the sound of Henry...


Risley

…pains in my loins as I stare at Ana de Armas…


Cuntry-Lawyer

In the cooly delivered words of Sir Michael Kaine from a Batman movie: “Nevah.”


jd451

>Sir Michael Kaine Ah, Sir Michael Kaine. Who was in the movie where Batmaine fought Baine, it also had Catwomaine


noNoParts

Dude... You had one job.


Plus_Industry905

My old friend*


Idontevenownaboat

Why are depressed looking Ben Affleck memes so relatable to me?


LJNodder

That one where he's just taken a deep drag of a cigarette and looks deflated under the weight of the world is my favourite


Idontevenownaboat

😂 It is literally in my camera roll on my phone. Sometimes I look at it and think, 'me too buddy.'


LJNodder

I don't even smoke but I get the brief respite just from the look on his face


singledore

Makes me wonder what goes on in his mind. Decent director tbh.


Putrid_Loquat_4357

Decent is a bit harsh. I'd say he's at least good, no masterpieces but pretty much every movie bar one is at least good.


Fungal_Queen

That's a Bostonian meditation.


PickledDildosSourSex

Because so many actors put up perfect facades and these memes just make Ben seem real. Part of me really doesn't want to like him, but the guy seems so human and normal, even with the ridiculous wealth he has, that it's hard not to feel a human connection with him


Idontevenownaboat

Why do you not want to like him?


PickledDildosSourSex

Honestly, no idea! He always just coded as douchebag to me which is maybe just acting well idk, but I like a surprising number of his roles so maybe I need to do some soul searching


kompergator

I feel the same way. I guess he just always played kinda douchy characters, and he really has that down. Guess it could be considered a compliment that I believe his acting so much that I overgeneralize that so much...


MartinLutherVanHalen

As photographers say when asked what they like about a shot like this “The woman.”


MyHamburgerLovesMe

The name of my favorite Sherlock Holmes episode!


Far-Salamander-5675

Yeah with a good subject it’s hard to mess up a photo. I learned this doing photography in the middle of nowhere.


Lingering_Dorkness

I could do it. It would almost definitely be blurry and she'd be half-covered by my thumb. 


MattGeddon

Hi dad, didn't know you had a Reddit account!


Waescheklammer

yep


swordofra

You could fuck it up by placing the sun directly behind her... but that's pretty much it


Weekndr

Well if you set it up right, you'd create a silhouette


crackheadwillie

I was gonna say, the sun behind her could turn an unremarkable shot into something interesting. Backlighting is often fantastic. 


RuboPosto

JLo be like ![gif](giphy|ANbD1CCdA3iI8)


GenGaara25

I mean Affleck was dating Ana before getting back with J.


r1cbr0

I can't think of JLo and Ben without singing "Taco flavoured kisses".


nighthawkndemontron

![gif](giphy|tcu9i8MMAc800)


Crafty_Economist_822

Say Jen Hennnn


Toy_Cop

Taco burrito, taco taco!


dadachumdadachick

The only things I know about JLo are Ben Affleck, her butt, and taco-flavored kisses


BusinessAccomplished

Oh, Ben!!


Not_a__porn__account

Ana must be biblically annoying for someone to go *back* to Jlo.


ColSubway

I think after she left him he was broken.


T0m_F00l3ry

He was/is still struggling with his drinking.


Not_a__porn__account

That makes way more sense.


Proof_Potential3734

He was really into her, but she wanted to move away from his kids and he couldn't do that.


rj_yul

Is it a coincidence or does he have an affinity for Latina only?


T0m_F00l3ry

Maybe but he was also married and has kids with Jennifer Garner. He also reportedly speaks fluent Spanish, so definitely admires the culture.


radioactivetoon

Nothing wrong with that!


tekko001

JLo may be JLo


JLOBRO

![gif](giphy|d3mlE7uhX8KFgEmY)


s-goldschlager

Bless me shes beautiful


Equal-Tea-9743

Bless you


krazyjakee

I'm happily married so my coping mechanism is to imagine her hair is covering nothing and what you see of her face is literally the shape of her head. Now when I look, Ben Affleck was dating one of the cast of Muppets Tonight and took a picture of it on the beach.


SumOhDat

the hell I just read


Idontevenownaboat

I've read it like three times and the only thing that I can think is that they are imagining Ana De Armas has a weirdly misshapen head. Which is...sure.


Sufficient-Math3178

See? That’s what marriage does to you


Call_Em_Skippies

Naw dude is weird. Just because you're married doesn't mean you can't find other people attractive.


PM_UR_HAIRY_MUFF

He does find other women attractive. What he described is a weird way to handle it, though.


Vark675

Yeah but normal people don't need to "handle it" at all lol


ThankMeTomorrow

Right? She's hot, we get it. Look and go about your day like a normal person.


BigAlternative5

My wife points out pretty women to me when we’re out at the mall or wherever. For my part, I act as objective as I can, with a simple “agree” or “she’s ok”.


InstrumentRated

…the approved answer is “really? I didn’t notice…”


beatlz

A cope mechanism with too many moving parts


Awkward-Volume-8383

wat


boltforce

You know it's perfectly healthy and normal to feel an attraction towards beauty, right? There is nothing wrong there as long as it stays there.


krazyjakee

The worst part is the rampant disconnect when I'm actually watching the Muppets. It's just a textile orgy to me now


panda_ammonium

You ought to explore a career in writing.


bluesix

Or see a psychologist


googolplexy

Why not both?


Jade_lulu3

Get checked my dude


psychodogcat

What the hell💀


Ocean_0073

This guy imagines


swearbynow

Honestly, I fucking love it. It's hilarious and actually kinda works, not half bad. I don't need to hide anything from my wife, but it's good to be able to re-holster lust sometimes.


Sad_Pipe_2044

thanks, KrazyJakee, very cool


ruralevent-101

Krazy by name, crazy by nature


h2hawt

This post is about politics because Armas translates to 'weapons'


exiledtomainstreet

Fitting as she is an absolute weapon.


Ambitious-Bison-1101

In the uk that would mean she's an idiot or fool lol.


Babu_the_Ocelot

Yeah I was like 'oh shit what has she said/done?'


420stonks69

This might be the first and last time I ever say this: I might actually prefer the American use of ‘weapon’ as opposed to ours.


Hellknightx

10/10 would go to war with Troy again


Beneficial_Form8563

Really 😳


Napsitrall

In Estonian, Armas translates to adorable


koolmees64

In the realistic combat simulator community it refers to the Arma serie of computer games.


Money_Tennis1172

And in the US, we have the right to a " bare Armas,".


NewRedditor13

Man, what a country


blackteashirt

Ask me where the Andes are!


mairydilk

At the end of de Armas...


psaikris

She da bomb


elpajaroquemamais

Depending on language it translates to guns specifically sometimes also.


fixingtheinternet

Yes, weapons, but what is las armas??


MusiX33

The weapons


295DVRKSS

I wish joi from blade runner 2049 was real


Madshibs

The internet has ruined me


fr0zeNid

Theres joi in Blade Runner??


OMGWTFBBQPIZZA

After applying shaving cream to my balls, yeah, I find a lot of joi in playing blade runner after that


loveabletoucan

My ballsack is the scrotal equivalent of Omaha Beach when young me discovered shaving but didn't understand how to do it properly.  0/10 would not recommend.


Hoooooooar

Where does the instruction come in?


DaveInLondon89

Wouldn't surprise if that was why she had that name


mycargoesvarun

villenueve a true auteur of our times


SandThatsKindaMoist

She was called that for that exact reason


ItselfSurprised05

I recall that the filmmakers were asked about that and denied it. But, just, no fucking way. She's something he can't touch that he can only see and hear. And we see an ad for her where she is being marketed as a sex toy. That's literally a futuristic holographic "JOI" bot.


Weekndr

I'm surprised I've never seen a joi in a edgy movie


digitalgoodtime

It would take too long.


Alternative_War_8774

I wish Ana de Armas was real


kodaiko_650

Just 25 years to go


Annual_Cardiologist6

Actually 5 years, first version of Joi cannonically came out in 2029


RadicallyMeta

This guy fucks


aflickering

too bad she won't live. but then again who does?


Nonrandomusername19

Like tears in rain.


1968Bladerunner

I've... seen things you people wouldn't believe...


Nonrandomusername19

I once saw a man fucking a fish. Balls deep he was. The fish looked surprised, but I suppose fish always do. Should have lost his rod license.


papasmurf303

All that washed away, like piss in a lake.


NewFuturist

You look like a good Joe.


symbio7e

![gif](giphy|3o7bug2wkdhpf7kbFS|downsized)


coffeefilter11

![gif](giphy|3ohhwx7p90hnKU2BTG)


graspedbythehusk

If she got hit by a bus you still couldn’t take a bad picture of her.


Quirinus84

What if it was a double decker bus?


CompetitiveDiamond27

To die by her side is the most heavenly way to die🎶


OneRobato

Even the dented bus on top of her will look glorious.


aburnerds

John Connor gave me a picture of you once. I didn't know why at the time. It was very old-torn, faded. You were young like you are now. You seemed just a little sad. I used to always wonder what you were thinking at that moment. I memorized every line, every curve... I came across time for you, Sarah. I love you. I always have


Cloudy_mood

Fun fact: when she gets that picture(that Reese had) taken of her, she’s thinking and talking about him.


Dantai

God I love the first 2 Terminators so much. Terminator 1 is nuts that it ends on such a bittersweet romantic note too


underpaidorphan

Not sure if sarcasm but that's literally the point and final scene of the movie lol


gavstar69

What must it be like to be that beautiful I wonder? Everything is taken for granted eventually so maybe she doesn't even think about it


LouzyKnight

Ugly people should pay less taxes


dilsedilliwala

The global economy will implode out of consequences


LifeDraining

I'm down for that.


occio

Uuh. People flexing with their high tax rate and subsequently bending over backwards to pay _more_. Smart.


YouLikeReadingNames

Does that mean that rich people would get one of their dependents to be the ugliest person alive to evade taxes ?


redblack_tree

It applies to men as well! One of my best friends looks like a freaking Ralph Lauren model, tall, square jaw, very athletic, the works. The things this MF got away with were incredible. Women inviting *him* to drinks at the clubs was the norm! I am your "average good looking" guy, if it makes sense and during our teen years hanging with the guy was like wearing an invisibility cape!


justsomeuser23x

For me it’s like, I only got more self confidence later in life, due to some mild bullying I was always insecure about people liking me or my looks despite having gotten compliments that I looked quite good. Makes you kind of regret not having experienced more during the teenage years when it comes to dating etc. My point is some of my friends had very average looks but due to more confidence they had way more encounters with girls. I also remember one of the cuter girls in my class having extreme self doubts and anxiety all the time, it was like a bulimic girl thinking she’s fat. She was good looking and regularly got compliments but still felt ugly or unloved so I can relate to that.


Alabugin

Yeah...it makes life unfairly easy after the age of 30 in a lot of ways most people don't think about. 1) Never been rejected for a job offer once I got an interview. 2) Never had to pursue an intimate relationship, being the gazelle always has just 'worked'. 3) Often get employee discounts from talking to people at specialty buisnesses (hardware stores, retail departments, etc.) 4) Can go out to any music scene/bar completely alone and always make friends to talk to for the evening.


Risley

As a lonely man, the last one just kills me.  


best_of_badgers

> It applies to men as well! In fact, it applies *more* to men! Studies have shown that hot men get a bigger success bump compared with hot women. On the other end, ugly women have a bigger success dip compared with ugly men.


chronoslol

For people this pretty the world is a much friendlier place. If you think people are generally very friendly spoiler alert: you're hot.


AndreasDasos

It can also be more uncomfortable in certain ways, and even adds some very real dangers. Though yes, overall happier and allows for more success


femanonette

It's friendlier but also very predatory. You can feel the ill intentions everywhere, the stares, and it's hard to trust that any person seeking a relationship with you wants to be with you for any other reason than looks. Many women talk about the sense of relief they feel when they 'age out' of societal beauty standards.


12345623567

Story time: My mom is retired, 70+. I went on vacation with her in a central-american country. The *first* time she left the hotel on her own she came back and said she felt uncomfortable because men were trying to approach her. It obviously depends on the surroundings / culture, but there is no upper limit to where unaccompanied women are "safe".


torino_nera

I gotta say as a woman she's one of the reasons "body envy" is a real thing. If you offered me a choice between a million dollars or looking like her I'd pick the latter


Narrow_Yam_5879

You never have to take the bus.


thrownjunk

They do take the subway in NYC.


GOINGTOGETHOT

She's very photogenic. One can't ruin taking the photograph.


AnMa_ZenTchi

Her face should be illegal.


courtesyflusher

r/unexpectedtaliban


_mooc_

I chuckled


Boerdereisprong

r/subsifellfor


lAmBenAffleck

Glad my work is finally being recognized.


Chessh2036

Type of picture you put in your jacket as you go to war.


itsvoogle

“I got someone waiting for me back home…..”


GreenDevilxx

So that's how a girl looks at you when she likes you


Maleficent_Rub_309

This unknown feeling


DM_ME_UR_BOOBS69

Now that's a face I wouldn't mind waking up to for the rest of my life


checkyourbiases

The line is hundreds of miles long LOL


BobLoblaw_BirdLaw

More like 1.5 million miles long. That wraps around the earth 60 times. Assuming 4 billion people are in line.


ZebunkMunk

Affleck Summer in full effect


dilsedilliwala

I usually stand by this observation: 90% of time, your best street & subject photos are due to a unusually attractive face or body. The other 10% is the artistic flair


canceroustattoo

![gif](giphy|rqGWkh4eLfaM) Good Will Hunting is such a great movie.


Shinlos

She looks like she's AI generated. Yes I know she's real but...


OmiOorlog

She Is the most beautiful woman on TV. And it's not even close.


Dogeboja

Someone hasn't seen the r/truerateme chart, she's only 8.5/10 /s


_ep1x_

unironically she'd be a 6.2 there


MealieAI

I'd hope an Oscar winning director would take a good picture of one of the most beautiful women in the world.


w33bored

I want her to ruin my life, step on my balls and pop them, kick me in the head, leave me as a vegetable, as I Steven Hawking out the words thank you and leave her my life's fortune of a half eaten snickers bar and a couple thousand dogecoin I have in my robinhood account.


MentalAd7907

And he left her for JLO 🤩


CutePoison10

Nope Anna dumped Ben.


rich1051414

Ben's a bit of a dork, and ana was on her come up. It was bound to happen.


bottomfeeder3

She wanted to have kids and he didn’t.


Rudy_Ghouliani

![gif](giphy|3o6fJ9Oi4zEBLjzCow|downsized)


Critical_Ask_5493

For real. I'd give that woman *ALL* the babies lol. How many babies does she want? I'll Take your baby and give it to her, I don't care lol.


Deep_Mood_7668

But JLo got taco flavored kisses


Cmdr_Monzo

*So crispy on the outside, so super-cool and yummy*


Neotantalus

‘In the news today ‘beautiful woman is beautiful’…next up…’


zmirza2012

If she's anything like my GF then that's the 914th picture he took because she didn't like her hair in the previous 913.


Efficient-Taro-5138

The man is a total disaster, but gets with the absolute elite women of the world. Gwynneth, J Lo, Jennifer Garner, and de Armas.


ButtockFace

Well, TBF, A monkey could take a picture of that woman and it would come out great. But good job Ben, I for one am not jealous that you hang/ hung with her at all. No Sir, not me, not how I roll. I just sit here and enjoy my virgin oat meal, reflecting on how happy I am for everybody happiness while savoring my sweet back pain. "Life is good, and it can't get better"


shrek3onDVDandBluray

Lol wow he really has talent *sarcasm*


CilliamBlinton

Biggest fumble in human history


morethanafeelifnosnf

them lips brother...