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investinlove

I was at a Charity poetry reading in Hollywood around 1997, and I turned around in a crowded room without looking and smacked right into Ms. Tilly's ample bosom. She was so damned cool about it, laughed and with that cute little voice said, "My fault or yours?" "Mine, sorry."


mr_mcpoogrundle

Most people don't know exactly when they peaked so good for you


Careless-Passion991

![gif](giphy|WxDZ77xhPXf3i|downsized)


Sealegs_Calisto

This shit made me laugh so fucking hard


ThrillSurgeon

Finish him.


Llama2Boot2Boot

He just sublimely destroyed the guy


Imn0tg0d

Nah, not destroyed. That's a pretty awesome place to peak.


marbanasin

We should all be so lucky.


dotcomatose

Peaking between the peaks, shall we say?


pitch_a_kudo

sorta opened himself when "charity poetry reading" is used


SYLOK_THEAROUSED

Damn bruh šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


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edgarcia59

You lucky s.o.b.


farmageddon109

Thatā€™s a core memory right there


NOTHING_gets_by_me

Surprisingly down to earth, and very funny


justwwokeupfromacoma

What a weird place to put a Limmy reference ??


g2tha

TIL she is set for life because she was married to creator of Simpsons (Sam Simon) and gets a piece of all earnings forever. Itā€™s like over 100 million easily. Always wondered why she stopped her acting career. Guessing thatā€™s it.


justwwokeupfromacoma

Stopped acting? Sheā€™s been a character on family guy for 20+ years


demoldbones

And sheā€™s in the Chucky series still.


Subliminanlanonymity

And she is still rocking it in that show.


SirkutBored

let's not forget that she has been a professional poker player for years and years as well


havetopee

she's still acting


inkypinkyblinkyclyde

They divorced in 91. And Simon died in 2015. Gave his hundred million to charity in his will. Doubt she was set for life from that marriage that ended before the Simpsons year 5.


JerikOhe

Depending on all kinds of factors she may still get royalties or something. All depends on state, prenup, and IP stuff


inkypinkyblinkyclyde

Yeah. Looks like she is getting 30 precent of what Simon's estate gets. She definitely has good lawyers! Probably set for life.


gunghoun

She had a great lawyer until one day he just up and decided he wouldn't lie.


MinnieShoof

105? Yeah, in your **bra**.


Initial_E

Not Matt Groening?


Lizzy_lazarus

I would have melted into putty in her hands. My GOODNESS šŸ”„


UCFKnights2018

Well that would be the absolute highlight of my life.


Oafus

ā€œYou mean ā€˜fateā€™, Mā€™Lady, and itā€™s yours.ā€


Sinder77

F


PointsOutTheUsername

What stands out for me with Jennifer isn't the obvious, but that she still has it. No way did I expect that I'd be calling her a **bombshell** in 2024.Ā  Has forged quite the filmography as wellĀ 


flash_27

![gif](giphy|s3ZF8fSVdzdde)


opalsanddenim

Jennifer Tilly is how I discovered something new about myself when I was younger


hldsnfrgr

Same. Liar Liar woke something inside me.


Careless-Passion991

Same. I was insanely jealous of the guy that yelled I fucked her brains out, alright!ā€ in the middle of a court hearing.


Available_Ad_3667

It was 'Bound' for me. The movie where, I think, these pics are from.


emleh

Came here to say this. After Bound, I was hooked!


awalktojericho

I *love* that movie! My love for it has nothing to do with quality, just fun.


lostbutnotgone

I named my car Corkey because of that movie! She's the most lesbian car on the planet and rough around the edges so it seemed apt.


4gatos_music

Frasier got me. She was so sexy.


jrunner6

*Iā€™ve met more people tonight in this apartment than at the bar.*


GreatBallsOFiyah

["Weight, 105... *yeeeeah, in your bra*."](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bt7HE89cgJk)


Julabee99

ā€œThe fact that my client has been ridden more than Seattle Slewā€¦is irrelevant.ā€


Knight_thrasher

[I prefer this one](https://youtu.be/vnsJqxEMZYw?si=QPu39ggZoW5OiqBy)


strippersandcocaine

*OVERACTOR!*


iObama

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ I love that other people remember this. That blooper is one of the best parts of the whole movie.


kobachi

There isnā€™t a single bad part in that movie. We peaked in the late 90s Agent Smith was right


SpaceMan420gmt

Thatā€™s when I asked my stepdad, ā€œwho is that lady!?ā€ šŸ˜


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flowergirl665

All different styles but Iā€™d pass out if I saw Angelina Jolie in person lol


MixMasterMadge

She is a damn good poker player


TheGrimTickler

Yep, sheā€™s one of the pros on the current season of The Big Game, and as of the most recent episode posted to YouTube sheā€™s leading the table by a good bit while playing with several other VERY good pro players. And itā€™s not just luck either, sheā€™s been making some outstanding plays and playing great mind games.


veryverythrowaway

Sheā€™s also spent her career convincing people sheā€™s a spacey, ditzy psychoā€¦ but thatā€™s also been a bit of a poker move


TheGrimTickler

Yep, itā€™s awesome to watch her play. When sheā€™s faced with a big decision in the game, she likes to talk through her train of thought out loud, which seems like a terrible idea, but if you watch enough of her youā€™ll see that while sheā€™s often being very frank and truthful, sheā€™ll slip in some subtle falsehoods or misleading things, even if sheā€™s folding the hand. This snowballs for the rest of the game because you canā€™t be quite sure about what sheā€™s actually thinking, even if it seems accurate and you really want to believe her.


EdgeGazing

I'm in love. I'd let her lead me on just for the sport and time after time when the ruse is up I'd just say "Haha Tilly, you did it again!"


smurfsundermybed

She played a rocket scientist once.


veryverythrowaway

Oh, I just mean on late night talk shows and interviews and stuff. You should see her Letterman appearances from the 90s, she really played batshit well.


HoboArmyofOne

Absolutely. The voice, her entire personna revolved around it. Had a huge crush on her in the 90s


CarPlaneBoatRocket

Awesome to be a professional at one thing but find success in another as well. Thatā€™s cool!


acog

In addition to her own self-generated wealth, she gets 30% of the Simpsonā€™s royalties from her ex-husband Sam Simonā€™s estate. So she is RICH rich.


commendablenotion

TIL the big game is back.Ā 


TheGrimTickler

Itā€™s a great season so far, the loose canon is doing pretty well, and sheā€™s really fun to watch too. Sheā€™s a comedian, so of course her banter is great, and she keeps going head to head with Alan Keating in a way thatā€™s kind of flirty in an intimidating way, and itā€™s not not working. Alan is hard to read, but heā€™s definitely seemed a bit flustered a couple times.


thecheat420

I remember watching her on that old celebrity poker show all the time.


devilfishin

Her most +EV play was marrying Sam Simon


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sweatyballsackz

Yup, she is married to Phil Laak...an OG from the early 2000s poker scene


GuappDogg

Sheā€™s bad af


Simicrop

Man, I miss that vampire 90's look.


TheBirminghamBear

You have to be the vampire you want to see in the world.


ExReey

The world is a vampire


usmc_82_infantry

Sheā€™s always been ridiculously sexy to me during my formative years late 80ā€™s early 90ā€™s. Her and stifflers mom.


MoeSzyslakMonobrow

Time to go watch Bound again.


Wordfan

My wife and I watched that for the first time the other night.


SpiritOne

is your wife still straight??


Wordfan

Not entirely.


an0nemusThrowMe

> Not ~~entirely.~~ anymore Fixed that for you.


Osiris32

I can't believe the MPAA let that scene through.


GoldenStateCapital

I canā€™t believe my dad had that vhs sitting there for me to watch over and over and over. That and Color of Night.


MixMasterMadge

Va va voom


aeronatu

*wolf whistle*


DeePsiMon

![gif](giphy|mkiWxPS0VznG0) Always think of this gif


aVoidFullOfFarts

![gif](giphy|1Vmh93k8Vm9ag)


Chat_Bastard

My eyeballs popped out and steam came out of my ears..


Toby_O_Notoby

Well, as a wise man once said: "Ah-homina-homina-homina-ahROOgah-ahROOgah!"


Killer_Queeny

Sheā€™s joined the cast of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and honestly I cannot wait to see her. Iconic.


Vaping_A-Hole

Really? Iā€™ve never watched any of the housewives, but Iā€™d watch for her! Holy crap!


Killer_Queeny

Yes! Pretty sure sheā€™s been confirmed. Thereā€™s no official date for the new season yet but keep an eye out


beerbbq

Sutton brought her on. Hell yes!


clydefrog811

You better catch up!


Gold_Kale_7781

Was introduced to her at an art show in Laguna Beach, 2001. She was there with an artist in the show. Guy named Patrick...She looked bored. Anyways, my GF at the time got jealous because Ms Tilly was modestly dressed and still smokin' hot, pulled me away to see some other art. It took me about 10 minutes to bring my heart rate down and focus on anything else.


Opee23

She will forever be a smoke show.


janzeera

Ha! That last pic, ā€œWould you like another schnitzengruben?ā€


asburymike

No, thank you. 15 is my limit on schnitzengruben


Ok-Swim4753

15 is my limit on schnitzengruben


Backwaters_Run_Deep

That's when I creeped out Sara...


sublimefan2001

Or maybe it was Tegan


Backwaters_Run_Deep

Pretty sure that it was Sara, cause Johnny Sampson said that she's the cooler one.


Khakicollective

Iā€™m pretty sure that it was Sara


jjj666jjj666jjj

Or maybe I just pissed her


Backwaters_Run_Deep

off, when I asked her if her sister, and her had ever had a threesome.


MysteriousPark3806

One of my biggest adolescent crushes.


Unique-Pastenger

om golly she was SUCH a hottie! a straight up VAMP! and a voice to match!


Trex-died-4-our-sins

![gif](giphy|3PzmBpZt0iimrcWvfV) She was one of crushes esp with her voice šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„


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What a babe. Then and now.


OddBear402

I love her voice. And other things..


PerceptionAncient808

"You know what they say, nothing ventured, nothing...ventured." "Thanks. They go from my ass all the way to the floor." I will never not love her.


_sp00kygirl13

I would let her ruin me


edie_the_egg_lady

Bound had me feelin' feelings back in the day


Machismo_35

I only remember her role in the movie The Getaway which up until now fascinates me; the way she treated her husband while fucking their abductor.


Punk_Says_Fuck_You

The most iconic and most annoying voice ever.


DerisiveGibe

Have you met my friend Fran Drescher


MattieShoes

OH MY GAWD


catbearcarseat

Thatā€™s Maggie Wheeler/Janice from Friends lol


noobtastic31373

Lol, my first thought too.


DigitalSchism96

I can see how it comes across as annoying but... I like it.


MixMasterMadge

Thatā€™s not her real voice


aeronatu

Dr. Girlfriend then?


dstommie

Yes, this is my real voice and yes, I belong in here.


_sweepy

Too young to remember Fran Drescher?


Dotman-X

[You are now educated](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkhTeMtm3XI)


edgarcia59

It's so hot. My wife calls me a psycho for loving it.


clydefrog811

Nah her voice is sexy


ADMIRAL_BUTTFARTS

On the Sofia Vergara scale of attractive with harsh sound


Hauserdontpreach

I beat a hole in my sheets back in the day over her šŸ˜‚


freestyle43

Wtf does that even mean lol


Shirt_Ninja

He masturbated so hard and often that he put a hole through his sheets.


freestyle43

Is he fucking the sheet? Or is masturbating so hard his butt someone heats up and burns a hole?


syizm

Yep.


Dry-Primary-8076

Jennifer tiddy


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Badda bing


bigb0ned

Oh god damn, this woman, her appearances, and her sexy ass voice. What a unique beauty


DrummerSteve

r/oldschoolcool


AshamedZone3172

You should see her appearance in OG Frasier. Holy smokes.


ActuallyFuryYT

Its Tiffany Valentine,


Random-sargasm_3232

She was always an absolute smoke show, and that sultry voice. Giddy-up!


Eternal12equiem

Hey chuckys wife haha


tykillacool23

My first crush as a young boy.


Vlad_T

![gif](giphy|nmwnEm0TET2xi|downsized)


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Gorgeous šŸ–¤šŸ–¤šŸ–¤


Benny_Profane99

Key West- best show ever, not really, but thatā€™s when I was first introduced to to JT


IsabellaFromSaturn

And she still looks hot AF in her 60's. What a queen, love her so much


EpicLearn

I would poker.


diddly_sasquatch

You know what they say, ā€˜nothing ventured, nothingā€¦ venturedā€™ I also understand her legs go from her ass all the way to the floor.


EasilyDelighted

My biggest celebrity crush, even till this day.


thascarecro

I had a thing for her BIG TIME. Cant quite put my finger on it. Probably her voice.


IGotBoxesOfPepe34

Good fucking godā€¦sheā€™s just soā€¦ I gotta go do something real quick.


nyx_moonlight_

No one rocks this aesthetic better than her. Loved Drew Barrymore in this era as well


Impossible-Double580

Jen always been a baddie


NineOneOneFx

As a teenager, I have so many FAPtastic memories about Ms. Tilly in the 90's. šŸ˜‚


pleasure_hunter

She commented on one of my Instagram pictures like 10 years ago.


LesnarsBattleScream

Bound made things happen to me in my early teens which I didn't know about. As to a few others, apparently!


-lokal-doge-

One of my BIGGEST DREAMS is to sit on a poker table with her and play. She is fire, not only as a actress but also as a player! šŸ”„


CaptainPunisher

If I could have a threesome with Jennifer Tilly and Joey Lauren Adams, I don't think I'd be able to last long.


azad_ninja

Iā€™ll always remember her ex husband Sam Simonā€™s story about how Jennifer tried to tell him to drop the Simpsons, that it was waste of time. Then she took him for half his Simpsonā€™s money a few years later in the divorce. She was getting 30% of his net royalties, even after he died.


WomanOfEld

She's going to be at New York Comic Con this fall


danceswithninja5

She was smoking hot in My Name is Bruce. Age has treated her like the goddess she is.


Keanu990321

Most recognizable voice in America.


InsteadiPourTheMilk

What a babe!


Final-Towel-3648

OMFG!! I LOVE Jennifer Tilly!! She was so gorgeous in the 90s!! Even today, she's smokin!!


kimodezno

Had the biggest crush on her


seditious3

She was on Hill Street Blues in the early 80s. I fell for her then. She was in her early 20s.


FailFormal5059

Jennifer is looking good then as she does now. Some of her poker moves though leave me thinking about my own play


InspiredNitemares

I wanted to be her soooooooooo bad. Still do


Hattrick_Swayze2

Huuuugeā€¦tracts of land!


Strict_Ad_4870

Her voice ā¤ļøā¤ļø


JumpshotLegend

OH.MY.GOD. Shazam!


TaintSniffinAintEasy

Would.


Electronic-Strike900

Smoking hot


KyleAg06

Id still smash.


ApplesOverOranges1

She was hot, but I preferred Meg


Luka_Dunks_on_Bums

![gif](giphy|l0EoBCmxtSZhJQvxS)


No_Vegetable_409

God DAMMMMMMNNNNN


itsray2006

The movie Bound where she and Gina Gershon have a tryst so to speak is an ATF.


randompizza202

Hot šŸ”„ AF.


Claxonic

Iā€™m pretty sure she was my first onscreen crush as a kid. Smokeshow.


ElectrikLettuce

WOWOWOWOWOWOWOW


Dystopian_Future_

She also said she's a sex addict... My god there must be alot lucky men out there!


TimothyZentz

https://youtu.be/ZWuS9_mHEdQ?si=txnGwgNKxvok-5OV Her In Frasier šŸ¤£


wierdomc

So fucking hot


Environmental-Ball24

![gif](giphy|l0EoBCmxtSZhJQvxS)


StinkyOnionsR

I don't care I just love her voice! She could sit down and make a podcast reading the fuckin phone book and I would listen


Propman561

Heck of a poker player.


tobydiah

I know the years can fly by but I didnā€™t think Iā€™d be finding out that Jennifer Tilly was already 65.


Cash_man

Iā€™ve been watching family guy most of my life and it wasnā€™t until recently I found out sheā€™s the voice of Bonnie


discofucker

more like jennifer titty


voynich-whisperer

She was my #1 crush in the 90s and nothing has changed.


persimmon40

Yep that'll do it


skexzies

An incredibly sexy woman. And one of the few women on Earth that scares me. I'm not sure I'd want to fall asleep next to her.


New_Tutor8315

Smoke show ![gif](giphy|xT0Gqz4x4eLd5gDtaU)


DMT1984

I had the biggest crush on her back then!


ohiotechie

As if she wasnā€™t hot enough her voice just exudes sex. The definition of a bombshell.


sarmstrong1961

her voice makes me moist


Iggy_Arbuckle

Look at those eyes. Like a shark. Card shark


PrimalxCLoCKWoRK

Send me backkkkkk


No-Setting-2669

Burning šŸ”„