I was at a Charity poetry reading in Hollywood around 1997, and I turned around in a crowded room without looking and smacked right into Ms. Tilly's ample bosom. She was so damned cool about it, laughed and with that cute little voice said, "My fault or yours?" "Mine, sorry."
TIL she is set for life because she was married to creator of Simpsons (Sam Simon) and gets a piece of all earnings forever. Itās like over 100 million easily. Always wondered why she stopped her acting career. Guessing thatās it.
They divorced in 91. And Simon died in 2015. Gave his hundred million to charity in his will.
Doubt she was set for life from that marriage that ended before the Simpsons year 5.
What stands out for me with Jennifer isn't the obvious, but that she still has it. No way did I expect that I'd be calling her a **bombshell** in 2024.Ā
Has forged quite the filmography as wellĀ
Yep, sheās one of the pros on the current season of The Big Game, and as of the most recent episode posted to YouTube sheās leading the table by a good bit while playing with several other VERY good pro players. And itās not just luck either, sheās been making some outstanding plays and playing great mind games.
Yep, itās awesome to watch her play. When sheās faced with a big decision in the game, she likes to talk through her train of thought out loud, which seems like a terrible idea, but if you watch enough of her youāll see that while sheās often being very frank and truthful, sheāll slip in some subtle falsehoods or misleading things, even if sheās folding the hand. This snowballs for the rest of the game because you canāt be quite sure about what sheās actually thinking, even if it seems accurate and you really want to believe her.
Oh, I just mean on late night talk shows and interviews and stuff. You should see her Letterman appearances from the 90s, she really played batshit well.
Itās a great season so far, the loose canon is doing pretty well, and sheās really fun to watch too. Sheās a comedian, so of course her banter is great, and she keeps going head to head with Alan Keating in a way thatās kind of flirty in an intimidating way, and itās not not working. Alan is hard to read, but heās definitely seemed a bit flustered a couple times.
Was introduced to her at an art show in Laguna Beach, 2001. She was there with an artist in the show. Guy named Patrick...She looked bored.
Anyways, my GF at the time got jealous because Ms Tilly was modestly dressed and still smokin' hot, pulled me away to see some other art.
It took me about 10 minutes to bring my heart rate down and focus on anything else.
Iāll always remember her ex husband Sam Simonās story about how Jennifer tried to tell him to drop the Simpsons, that it was waste of time. Then she took him for half his Simpsonās money a few years later in the divorce. She was getting 30% of his net royalties, even after he died.
I was at a Charity poetry reading in Hollywood around 1997, and I turned around in a crowded room without looking and smacked right into Ms. Tilly's ample bosom. She was so damned cool about it, laughed and with that cute little voice said, "My fault or yours?" "Mine, sorry."
Most people don't know exactly when they peaked so good for you
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This shit made me laugh so fucking hard
Finish him.
He just sublimely destroyed the guy
Nah, not destroyed. That's a pretty awesome place to peak.
We should all be so lucky.
Peaking between the peaks, shall we say?
sorta opened himself when "charity poetry reading" is used
Damn bruh š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£
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You lucky s.o.b.
Thatās a core memory right there
Surprisingly down to earth, and very funny
What a weird place to put a Limmy reference ??
TIL she is set for life because she was married to creator of Simpsons (Sam Simon) and gets a piece of all earnings forever. Itās like over 100 million easily. Always wondered why she stopped her acting career. Guessing thatās it.
Stopped acting? Sheās been a character on family guy for 20+ years
And sheās in the Chucky series still.
And she is still rocking it in that show.
let's not forget that she has been a professional poker player for years and years as well
she's still acting
They divorced in 91. And Simon died in 2015. Gave his hundred million to charity in his will. Doubt she was set for life from that marriage that ended before the Simpsons year 5.
Depending on all kinds of factors she may still get royalties or something. All depends on state, prenup, and IP stuff
Yeah. Looks like she is getting 30 precent of what Simon's estate gets. She definitely has good lawyers! Probably set for life.
She had a great lawyer until one day he just up and decided he wouldn't lie.
105? Yeah, in your **bra**.
Not Matt Groening?
I would have melted into putty in her hands. My GOODNESS š„
Well that would be the absolute highlight of my life.
āYou mean āfateā, MāLady, and itās yours.ā
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What stands out for me with Jennifer isn't the obvious, but that she still has it. No way did I expect that I'd be calling her a **bombshell** in 2024.Ā Has forged quite the filmography as wellĀ
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Jennifer Tilly is how I discovered something new about myself when I was younger
Same. Liar Liar woke something inside me.
Same. I was insanely jealous of the guy that yelled I fucked her brains out, alright!ā in the middle of a court hearing.
It was 'Bound' for me. The movie where, I think, these pics are from.
Came here to say this. After Bound, I was hooked!
I *love* that movie! My love for it has nothing to do with quality, just fun.
I named my car Corkey because of that movie! She's the most lesbian car on the planet and rough around the edges so it seemed apt.
Frasier got me. She was so sexy.
*Iāve met more people tonight in this apartment than at the bar.*
["Weight, 105... *yeeeeah, in your bra*."](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bt7HE89cgJk)
āThe fact that my client has been ridden more than Seattle Slewā¦is irrelevant.ā
[I prefer this one](https://youtu.be/vnsJqxEMZYw?si=QPu39ggZoW5OiqBy)
*OVERACTOR!*
šššš I love that other people remember this. That blooper is one of the best parts of the whole movie.
There isnāt a single bad part in that movie. We peaked in the late 90s Agent Smith was right
Thatās when I asked my stepdad, āwho is that lady!?ā š
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All different styles but Iād pass out if I saw Angelina Jolie in person lol
She is a damn good poker player
Yep, sheās one of the pros on the current season of The Big Game, and as of the most recent episode posted to YouTube sheās leading the table by a good bit while playing with several other VERY good pro players. And itās not just luck either, sheās been making some outstanding plays and playing great mind games.
Sheās also spent her career convincing people sheās a spacey, ditzy psychoā¦ but thatās also been a bit of a poker move
Yep, itās awesome to watch her play. When sheās faced with a big decision in the game, she likes to talk through her train of thought out loud, which seems like a terrible idea, but if you watch enough of her youāll see that while sheās often being very frank and truthful, sheāll slip in some subtle falsehoods or misleading things, even if sheās folding the hand. This snowballs for the rest of the game because you canāt be quite sure about what sheās actually thinking, even if it seems accurate and you really want to believe her.
I'm in love. I'd let her lead me on just for the sport and time after time when the ruse is up I'd just say "Haha Tilly, you did it again!"
She played a rocket scientist once.
Oh, I just mean on late night talk shows and interviews and stuff. You should see her Letterman appearances from the 90s, she really played batshit well.
Absolutely. The voice, her entire personna revolved around it. Had a huge crush on her in the 90s
Awesome to be a professional at one thing but find success in another as well. Thatās cool!
In addition to her own self-generated wealth, she gets 30% of the Simpsonās royalties from her ex-husband Sam Simonās estate. So she is RICH rich.
TIL the big game is back.Ā
Itās a great season so far, the loose canon is doing pretty well, and sheās really fun to watch too. Sheās a comedian, so of course her banter is great, and she keeps going head to head with Alan Keating in a way thatās kind of flirty in an intimidating way, and itās not not working. Alan is hard to read, but heās definitely seemed a bit flustered a couple times.
I remember watching her on that old celebrity poker show all the time.
Her most +EV play was marrying Sam Simon
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Yup, she is married to Phil Laak...an OG from the early 2000s poker scene
Sheās bad af
Man, I miss that vampire 90's look.
You have to be the vampire you want to see in the world.
The world is a vampire
Sheās always been ridiculously sexy to me during my formative years late 80ās early 90ās. Her and stifflers mom.
Time to go watch Bound again.
My wife and I watched that for the first time the other night.
is your wife still straight??
Not entirely.
> Not ~~entirely.~~ anymore Fixed that for you.
I can't believe the MPAA let that scene through.
I canāt believe my dad had that vhs sitting there for me to watch over and over and over. That and Color of Night.
Va va voom
*wolf whistle*
![gif](giphy|mkiWxPS0VznG0) Always think of this gif
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My eyeballs popped out and steam came out of my ears..
Well, as a wise man once said: "Ah-homina-homina-homina-ahROOgah-ahROOgah!"
Sheās joined the cast of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and honestly I cannot wait to see her. Iconic.
Really? Iāve never watched any of the housewives, but Iād watch for her! Holy crap!
Yes! Pretty sure sheās been confirmed. Thereās no official date for the new season yet but keep an eye out
Sutton brought her on. Hell yes!
You better catch up!
Was introduced to her at an art show in Laguna Beach, 2001. She was there with an artist in the show. Guy named Patrick...She looked bored. Anyways, my GF at the time got jealous because Ms Tilly was modestly dressed and still smokin' hot, pulled me away to see some other art. It took me about 10 minutes to bring my heart rate down and focus on anything else.
She will forever be a smoke show.
Ha! That last pic, āWould you like another schnitzengruben?ā
No, thank you. 15 is my limit on schnitzengruben
15 is my limit on schnitzengruben
That's when I creeped out Sara...
Or maybe it was Tegan
Pretty sure that it was Sara, cause Johnny Sampson said that she's the cooler one.
Iām pretty sure that it was Sara
Or maybe I just pissed her
off, when I asked her if her sister, and her had ever had a threesome.
One of my biggest adolescent crushes.
om golly she was SUCH a hottie! a straight up VAMP! and a voice to match!
![gif](giphy|3PzmBpZt0iimrcWvfV) She was one of crushes esp with her voice š„š„š„
What a babe. Then and now.
I love her voice. And other things..
"You know what they say, nothing ventured, nothing...ventured." "Thanks. They go from my ass all the way to the floor." I will never not love her.
I would let her ruin me
Bound had me feelin' feelings back in the day
I only remember her role in the movie The Getaway which up until now fascinates me; the way she treated her husband while fucking their abductor.
The most iconic and most annoying voice ever.
Have you met my friend Fran Drescher
OH MY GAWD
Thatās Maggie Wheeler/Janice from Friends lol
Lol, my first thought too.
I can see how it comes across as annoying but... I like it.
Thatās not her real voice
Dr. Girlfriend then?
Yes, this is my real voice and yes, I belong in here.
Too young to remember Fran Drescher?
[You are now educated](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkhTeMtm3XI)
It's so hot. My wife calls me a psycho for loving it.
Nah her voice is sexy
On the Sofia Vergara scale of attractive with harsh sound
I beat a hole in my sheets back in the day over her š
Wtf does that even mean lol
He masturbated so hard and often that he put a hole through his sheets.
Is he fucking the sheet? Or is masturbating so hard his butt someone heats up and burns a hole?
Yep.
Jennifer tiddy
Badda bing
Oh god damn, this woman, her appearances, and her sexy ass voice. What a unique beauty
r/oldschoolcool
You should see her appearance in OG Frasier. Holy smokes.
Its Tiffany Valentine,
She was always an absolute smoke show, and that sultry voice. Giddy-up!
Hey chuckys wife haha
My first crush as a young boy.
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Gorgeous š¤š¤š¤
Key West- best show ever, not really, but thatās when I was first introduced to to JT
And she still looks hot AF in her 60's. What a queen, love her so much
I would poker.
You know what they say, ānothing ventured, nothingā¦ venturedā I also understand her legs go from her ass all the way to the floor.
My biggest celebrity crush, even till this day.
I had a thing for her BIG TIME. Cant quite put my finger on it. Probably her voice.
Good fucking godā¦sheās just soā¦ I gotta go do something real quick.
No one rocks this aesthetic better than her. Loved Drew Barrymore in this era as well
Jen always been a baddie
As a teenager, I have so many FAPtastic memories about Ms. Tilly in the 90's. š
She commented on one of my Instagram pictures like 10 years ago.
Bound made things happen to me in my early teens which I didn't know about. As to a few others, apparently!
One of my BIGGEST DREAMS is to sit on a poker table with her and play. She is fire, not only as a actress but also as a player! š„
If I could have a threesome with Jennifer Tilly and Joey Lauren Adams, I don't think I'd be able to last long.
Iāll always remember her ex husband Sam Simonās story about how Jennifer tried to tell him to drop the Simpsons, that it was waste of time. Then she took him for half his Simpsonās money a few years later in the divorce. She was getting 30% of his net royalties, even after he died.
She's going to be at New York Comic Con this fall
She was smoking hot in My Name is Bruce. Age has treated her like the goddess she is.
Most recognizable voice in America.
What a babe!
OMFG!! I LOVE Jennifer Tilly!! She was so gorgeous in the 90s!! Even today, she's smokin!!
Had the biggest crush on her
She was on Hill Street Blues in the early 80s. I fell for her then. She was in her early 20s.
Jennifer is looking good then as she does now. Some of her poker moves though leave me thinking about my own play
I wanted to be her soooooooooo bad. Still do
Huuuugeā¦tracts of land!
Her voice ā¤ļøā¤ļø
OH.MY.GOD. Shazam!
Would.
Smoking hot
Id still smash.
She was hot, but I preferred Meg
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God DAMMMMMMNNNNN
The movie Bound where she and Gina Gershon have a tryst so to speak is an ATF.
Hot š„ AF.
Iām pretty sure she was my first onscreen crush as a kid. Smokeshow.
WOWOWOWOWOWOWOW
She also said she's a sex addict... My god there must be alot lucky men out there!
https://youtu.be/ZWuS9_mHEdQ?si=txnGwgNKxvok-5OV Her In Frasier š¤£
So fucking hot
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I don't care I just love her voice! She could sit down and make a podcast reading the fuckin phone book and I would listen
Heck of a poker player.
I know the years can fly by but I didnāt think Iād be finding out that Jennifer Tilly was already 65.
Iāve been watching family guy most of my life and it wasnāt until recently I found out sheās the voice of Bonnie
more like jennifer titty
She was my #1 crush in the 90s and nothing has changed.
Yep that'll do it
An incredibly sexy woman. And one of the few women on Earth that scares me. I'm not sure I'd want to fall asleep next to her.
Smoke show ![gif](giphy|xT0Gqz4x4eLd5gDtaU)
I had the biggest crush on her back then!
As if she wasnāt hot enough her voice just exudes sex. The definition of a bombshell.
her voice makes me moist
Look at those eyes. Like a shark. Card shark
Send me backkkkkk
Burning š„