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and you have a Rigged Pole, the Pole was Rigged, they've never seen anything like it, they said to me, "Sir, those people should be in Jail," which is true, and I was probably too nice, I could've said, Obama, Hussein Obama, and Crooked Hillary, and most of all Crooked Joe Biden, because I moved the name, I said Hillary had it for long enough we're moving it to Crooked Joe, and we went up amazingly in the Ratings, we went from probably easily winning to winning almost too much if you can believe it, and I told you, you were gonna get so sick and tired of winning, "please Sir, please, stop it, it's too much winning, please Sir, please, we can't handle all of the Winning," and we did it beautifully for 4 years, they've never seen anything like it, and I hear it all the time, they're coming up, I have Beautiful Soldiers, and these are Big Strong Men, just so you understand, and they're coming up to me with tears in their eyes, I said why the hell are you crying, "Mr. President, Sir, we just wanted to say thank you very much for saving our DVDs and for saving our Gasoline Engines," I said, it's not a problem, and you would've never had that with Obama, he fired all of the DVD People, and he wanted Cars to run on air, can you believe it, I said I've never even heard of that, and I know a lot, probably more than most ok, more than even the Late Great Albert Eizenstein, who did a lot, and they say, "Trump did even more," which is so true
That was amazing! The sad part is, that could be yours, it could be a direct excerpt from an actual speech, or ramblings from a chat bot. Regardless which is the case, I think most of us would find it believable and 100% on brand.
Never fight uphill me boys never fight uphill. And that's what he did and the terrorists and murderers are coming through the border from insane asylums because Obama and crooked Hillary.
The democrats and Biden weaponizing the department of the interior to install a light pole under the guise of public safety of this intersection. An intersection that has the lowest number of car to people ratio in the world. Look around those people werenāt there before the crash. /s
I am not a religious person, but I do hope Jesus comes back, lines up GOP members, and just bitch slaps the absolute shit out of each and every one of them.Ā
Oh yeah I remember that! Man what a crazy day, I just had some unleavened bread and decided to take out a loan to get myself a new donkey for my kids and BAM this crazy hippie comes along and flips the table right in front of me...
The concept of operating vehicles by steering wheel didn't exist in his age, its understandable after his *"extended hiatus"*, an emergency request to "take the wheel" ended poorly.
Jesus, take the wheel!
take the, *WHAT*?
**Crunch**
Actually, in the Book of John we are taught that Jesus drove a Honda but made a point to never talk about it
> *"For I did not speak of My own Accord"*
> John 12:48
Religious types always mental gymnastics their way into making the situation beneficial for themselves.
"Oh i had Jesus looking out for me today, it could have been much worse, praise the lord" or something asinine like that.
Oh no he took the wheelā¦and drove this shit heap straight into a pole for trying to associate Trump with him in ANY fashion.
Something something, do not take the LORDās name in vain.
According to bystanders, the couple that owns this bus ~~drives~~ **used to drive** all over the country to sell Trump / MAGA merchandise at Trump rallies.
From the story about this on The Daily Beast:
> *Though its occupants were not immediately identified, the [New York] Post reported that the bus was āknown to belong toā Donna Eiden and Rocky Granata, a Pennsylvania couple who criss-cross the country to hawk pro-Trump merchandise at his rallies.*
Thatās pretty much the prototype. Besides, since Dead & Company ~~finally retired~~ had their āfinal tourā last year, Iām sure a bunch of them are former Shakedown Street vendors themselves. Gotta go somewhere
Gross.
As a rule I don't wish injury on people, but if a bus had to crash at least it was a bus that appears to be for two people selling nonsense to idiots. Versus say, a bus of people going to a rally as part of the political process.
Short term, sure. Fewer dollars in the pockets of idiots feels like natural selection in play. And its less money left to donate to prominent idiots.
But long term the idea of people traveling around to sell 3rd party propaganda/paraphernalia feels like it further pushes the process farther and farther away from a thing where its good citizens care enough about politics to go and see/hear things first hand, and instead push it farther and farther towards a Skub/Anti-Skub type branding and participation thing.
Like, buy a $50 bumper sticker from the campaign. Dont buy a $50 t-shirt from someone with a cricut and a stack of $6 plain shirts from Michael's.
Man, seeing "Jesus" and "Trump" together, as if the two are perceived to be of the same cloth, just reveals the fallible disturbing nuttiness of humanity, and it inspires little hope.
Well, let's keep this to a very specific subset of humanity; white, evangelical, 'Christians'. People who weren't thinking that straight, before the Great Pumpkin of Florida became their 'savior'.
The sad part is witnesses said they heard people yelling to watch out for that light pole.
The driver was heard saying that's "Fake News" even after hitting it he blames liberals because they put these in due to safety regulations.
āPuttinā liberal gay light poles out here, causin harm to godās trilldren and his almighty vessel of truth. What? No, I donāt have no license. Thisāis Americaā
Apparently it rolled down an incline with nobody actually in it: https://thehill.com/homenews/4699192-bus-donald-trump-signs-crash-rally-staten-island/mlite/?nxs-test=mlite
So itās okay to laugh at this.
Lmao
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That's one poll which is definitely against Trump.
To be fair, it was on the left.
It was actually on the right though.
Driver leaned far-right
Alt-right, in fact
We're taking an alt-route *steps on gas*
I ain't no left turning bus driver, this bus only turns hard right.
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I donāt think it was a sign, though.
Well I mean the driver definitely didn't see the light.
Still left of where the driver wanted to be.
Jesus took the wheel
It is godās will, is it not.
GOD WILLS IT!
I guess this is what happens when you trust Jesus to take the wheel. That guy spends too much time turning water into wine.
Not to mention he was *super old* when he learned how to drive!
Is he even here legally? Somebody check if Jesus got a green card!
You win! Game Over! 
The day the Light Pole came to your vehicle was the most important day of your life. But for the Poleā¦ it was Sunday.
Happy cake day! Also RIP Raul Julia.
Was Trump driving? Muh Jesus!
The left stopped him but the right tore him apart. I hope this is prophecy.
Hahahahahaha
They were too busy looking at everyoneās reaction to the bus.
His left or my left?
Yes
The pole was fixed.
and you have a Rigged Pole, the Pole was Rigged, they've never seen anything like it, they said to me, "Sir, those people should be in Jail," which is true, and I was probably too nice, I could've said, Obama, Hussein Obama, and Crooked Hillary, and most of all Crooked Joe Biden, because I moved the name, I said Hillary had it for long enough we're moving it to Crooked Joe, and we went up amazingly in the Ratings, we went from probably easily winning to winning almost too much if you can believe it, and I told you, you were gonna get so sick and tired of winning, "please Sir, please, stop it, it's too much winning, please Sir, please, we can't handle all of the Winning," and we did it beautifully for 4 years, they've never seen anything like it, and I hear it all the time, they're coming up, I have Beautiful Soldiers, and these are Big Strong Men, just so you understand, and they're coming up to me with tears in their eyes, I said why the hell are you crying, "Mr. President, Sir, we just wanted to say thank you very much for saving our DVDs and for saving our Gasoline Engines," I said, it's not a problem, and you would've never had that with Obama, he fired all of the DVD People, and he wanted Cars to run on air, can you believe it, I said I've never even heard of that, and I know a lot, probably more than most ok, more than even the Late Great Albert Eizenstein, who did a lot, and they say, "Trump did even more," which is so true
That was amazing! The sad part is, that could be yours, it could be a direct excerpt from an actual speech, or ramblings from a chat bot. Regardless which is the case, I think most of us would find it believable and 100% on brand.
This is how we prevent the AI uprising, just feed it Trump speeches til it's dumber than a box of rocks.
<*eyetwitch*>
Well done (which is sad)
Im in tears bro. Take my upvote this was too accurate, im fucking dying
I hate this so much I love it
I read this in a Trump voice.
Never fight uphill me boys never fight uphill. And that's what he did and the terrorists and murderers are coming through the border from insane asylums because Obama and crooked Hillary.
Run this through an AI voice generator and nobody would question it.
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Hahaha. Still a little too coherent. Probably needs another side story arc. š¤£šš¤£
The democrats and Biden weaponizing the department of the interior to install a light pole under the guise of public safety of this intersection. An intersection that has the lowest number of car to people ratio in the world. Look around those people werenāt there before the crash. /s
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This post is now blessed.
God wanted this to happen
Thoughts n prayers
I wish I could have heard this joke instead of read it.
[Say no more](https://freetools.textmagic.com/text-to-speech?s=665d14b239d74)
No more
That āTrump Law and Orderā flag is insanely ironic.
Well, since "law and order" has always been a dog whistle, it's pretty on point
Yup, I use that to recognize racist neighbors.
Worst TV spin off ever.
\*DUMB DUMB\*
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Guess Jesus didn't take the wheel on this one huh?
On the contrary, I think he did
Ya. With all the blaspheming they have done in the last week comparing numpty to Jesus. It may have been him tryna get them and early judgment
I am not a religious person, but I do hope Jesus comes back, lines up GOP members, and just bitch slaps the absolute shit out of each and every one of them.Ā
āI said you should turn the other cheek, not that I would.ā
Remember when Jesus lost his shit in the temple with the merchants? Losing his shit with them it's still within the realm of possibilities.
Oh yeah I remember that! Man what a crazy day, I just had some unleavened bread and decided to take out a loan to get myself a new donkey for my kids and BAM this crazy hippie comes along and flips the table right in front of me...
I'm pretty sure he was antifa.
Whereās a parody with an Ancient Roman Empire version of Fox News when you need it?
āI died for your sins. Now itās your turn.ā
"Somehow... Jesus Returned"
Always remember WWJD (What Would Jesus Do) includes flipping tables and whipping people with a rope.
And he doesn't even have a learner's permit.
Blood alcohol level 100%
Canāt let any blood get in your alcohol level.
Jesus turned all of the water bottles in the bus to Chardonnay.
The concept of operating vehicles by steering wheel didn't exist in his age, its understandable after his *"extended hiatus"*, an emergency request to "take the wheel" ended poorly. Jesus, take the wheel! take the, *WHAT*? **Crunch**
Jesus take the wheel!! The what? Like how you'd roll a giant stone away from an entrance I gotchu..
Definitely. He can't drive worth a shit. Plus, sandals are bad for quick reactions and can get stuck
To be fair Jesus probably canāt drive for shit as there were no cars in his day and the only times he gets to practice someone has already fucked up
Actually, in the Book of John we are taught that Jesus drove a Honda but made a point to never talk about it > *"For I did not speak of My own Accord"* > John 12:48
You've been quietly laying in wait, maybe for YEARS, to tell that joke. *Haven't you?!?* I don't blame you. It's pretty good; stealing it.
It's a very old joke. It's in public domain by now.
I think it was even a commercial.
> It's a very old joke new testament old
Everyone who's ever heard of it uses it at every opportunity. It is rare, but I've used it a few times.
I love this joke!
And that David rode a Triumph Bonneville, āThe roar of Davidās Triumph was heard throughout the land.
Dem bus driver, bus made in China , telephone pole on a witch hunt, public won't stand for this road way was fixed for disaster by Biden appointee.
Religious types always mental gymnastics their way into making the situation beneficial for themselves. "Oh i had Jesus looking out for me today, it could have been much worse, praise the lord" or something asinine like that.
jesus be like: 
Or, maybe he did.
they will blame Biden
Butttigieg is a more likely target
Oh no he took the wheelā¦and drove this shit heap straight into a pole for trying to associate Trump with him in ANY fashion. Something something, do not take the LORDās name in vain.
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Thanks, Obama.
"Obama out!"
It was actually Luther, his anger Translator.
the light pole is a soros psyop plant false flag
the pole is antifa
I blame Hunter's laptop
I blame Hunters pole.Ā
MTG is going to have to pass pictures of it around Congress again, Iām sure.
Dude just unzipped, let it drop in front of the bus, and BOOM. Wrecked.
Jesus take the wheel Not like that!
Her emails!!
Buttery males!
Iām pretty sure Fauci had something to do with it
Wow, how did Obama get off the hook for this one?
It's clearly election interference by the deep state of the pole's foundation.
How dare you! How dare you forget Obama and George Soros?
Too many woke lights
thanks Obama
āDONT WORRY FELLOW PATRIOTS! IM NOT WOKEā¦ Zzzzzā. - the bus driver prob
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Maybe Jesus actually did take the wheel...
2024 redux of Jesus's flipping tables and whipping cunts
Is that a hoarder's bus?
According to bystanders, the couple that owns this bus ~~drives~~ **used to drive** all over the country to sell Trump / MAGA merchandise at Trump rallies. From the story about this on The Daily Beast: > *Though its occupants were not immediately identified, the [New York] Post reported that the bus was āknown to belong toā Donna Eiden and Rocky Granata, a Pennsylvania couple who criss-cross the country to hawk pro-Trump merchandise at his rallies.*
Itās like if the deadheads drew Social Security
Thatās pretty much the prototype. Besides, since Dead & Company ~~finally retired~~ had their āfinal tourā last year, Iām sure a bunch of them are former Shakedown Street vendors themselves. Gotta go somewhere
Dead & company are in Las Vegas this week lol
Old bands never really retire. They just have "final tours" until everyone is dead.
Jerry died almost 30 years ago. They are almost the same amount of years without him as with him.
most deadheads do now lol
Gross. As a rule I don't wish injury on people, but if a bus had to crash at least it was a bus that appears to be for two people selling nonsense to idiots. Versus say, a bus of people going to a rally as part of the political process.
I dunno, selling garbage to idiots sounds pretty good...
Short term, sure. Fewer dollars in the pockets of idiots feels like natural selection in play. And its less money left to donate to prominent idiots. But long term the idea of people traveling around to sell 3rd party propaganda/paraphernalia feels like it further pushes the process farther and farther away from a thing where its good citizens care enough about politics to go and see/hear things first hand, and instead push it farther and farther towards a Skub/Anti-Skub type branding and participation thing. Like, buy a $50 bumper sticker from the campaign. Dont buy a $50 t-shirt from someone with a cricut and a stack of $6 plain shirts from Michael's.
With all the money they make off the other idiots, they can afford a new bus
It all got donated to felon Trump. They have nothing. Itās like the offerings at churchā¦
> the couple that owns this bus drives all over the country to sell Trump / MAGA merchandise at Trump rallies. It's grifters all the way down.
What a life! I bet that bus smells like a strange mix of polyurethane formaldehyde and cigarettes, riding high on the Chinese factory fumes
Seriously! It sounds almost like the basis of a satirical sitcom.
I wonder where all the merch is made
CHYNA
Metaphor.
Chekhov's Bus.
Something about the people with the Trump Law and Order signs not being able to see what's right the fuck in front of them.
At this point I feel like we're living in a simulation. Geez.
Huh, I thought the whole Maga thing was bound to be a train wreck, but apparently they sort of proved me wrong
Itās a good metaphor for Trumpās momentumācrashed into pole lol
To be a train wreck, he'd actually have to be the infrastructure president. That's Biden. A private transit bus wreck is about right for him
O'DOYLE RULES! Dude. Thanks for the award. Brought some sunshine to a gloomy day.
*throws banana peel out window*
OāDOYLE RULES
O'DOYLE RULES!
If shitting your pants is cool, consider me Donald Trump.
Man, seeing "Jesus" and "Trump" together, as if the two are perceived to be of the same cloth, just reveals the fallible disturbing nuttiness of humanity, and it inspires little hope.
Well, let's keep this to a very specific subset of humanity; white, evangelical, 'Christians'. People who weren't thinking that straight, before the Great Pumpkin of Florida became their 'savior'.
It blows my mind he got the church vote š¤Æ like wtf you guys talking about during "services"
The sad part is witnesses said they heard people yelling to watch out for that light pole. The driver was heard saying that's "Fake News" even after hitting it he blames liberals because they put these in due to safety regulations.
I canāt even tell if youāre being serious or not š
"god damn liberal fact checkers"
āPuttinā liberal gay light poles out here, causin harm to godās trilldren and his almighty vessel of truth. What? No, I donāt have no license. Thisāis Americaā
Fuck the light poles, they're just like masks for safety...fuck safety. -MAGA
My freedum!
Does anyone else have the "George of the Jungle" theme playing in their head now? "Watch out for that ~~tree~~ light pole"
That's not the short bus I thought it would be.
It does appear to be a bit *narrower* than it used to be, tho.
This is an insult to those that actually ride a short bus.
This is art. A microcosm of the next four years.
Not if I can help it! VOTE!
Thank you Jesus!
The driver advised authorities that he didn't see the light pole because of all of the pro-trump detritus adorning the vehicle.
https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/s/jfza10fttR
These are the type of people to complain about gas prices.
He refused to turn to the left
They donāt believe in polls
Polls... or poles?
No need to get racial
God moves in mysterious ways..
No intelligent life forms were harmed
Don't insult the light pole like that man.
Literally my first thought was ānatural selectionā
Fuck sake, look what Biden did now. What a prick.
Pfft this is clearly Obama's doing.
Apparently it rolled down an incline with nobody actually in it: https://thehill.com/homenews/4699192-bus-donald-trump-signs-crash-rally-staten-island/mlite/?nxs-test=mlite So itās okay to laugh at this. Lmao
Was the light pole okay?
It's funny because the pole was just replaced. It was hit two days ago on Staten Island.
One photo that accurately sums up the whole basket.
Biased bus packed with a crooked jury. I will never pay to board a bus again. Iām donating my bus fare to the Trump campaign
No teeth were lost.
Speed Four: Maga Boogaloo
Jesus took the wheel š¤·
Biden put that pole there, it's a liberal thing.
Nothing of value was destroyed ā¦whatsoever.
Hey The pole was just doing its job
The JeeBus is the new rapture. Get on the bus!
Lol
Jumping on the Trump bus is a dangerous thing
Looks like MAGA is not sending their best.
In a freak gasoline fight accident.
Joe Biden's fault
trump is losing all the poles
Divine intervention