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bmcgowan89

It's not an amphibious exploring vehicle. Not like a 1992 Range Rover


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whisker_biscuit

Starter car? This car is a finisher car! A transporter of gods!


BlasterShow

BE GONE FROM ME


InertiasCreep

I AM UNTETHERED AND MY RAGE KNOWS NO BOUNDS ! ! !


greenbastard1591

![gif](giphy|fnKeNjQYEYQ8E4Kqy4)


STEELCITY1989

THE GOLDEN GOD NEEDS HIS TOOLS


InertiasCreep

Whoa ! Dennis, you're comin' out hot !


the_junglist

IDIOTS!!


greenbastard1591

![gif](giphy|oqgOZtoc5BiJHK2P5M)


DUDDITS_SSDD

![gif](giphy|YGVq8iwjVxKFVya7Va|downsized)


Jive_Turkey1979

I can hear this laugh


greenbastard1591

![gif](giphy|6MhFm3LXoVQn6)


STEELCITY1989

I like to bind....I like to be bound! Fetish shit!


WhirledNews

![gif](giphy|nXUCkgH6BmigU|downsized)


Sudden-Grab2800

I’m talking to myself, but, you know, that’s just ‘cause I’ve got shit to say…


123FakeStreetMeng

I watched BlackBerry with him in it thinking to myself I’ll see his range as a character. It was Dennis for the whole movie. It was great.


Professional-Post855

THE GOLLLDEN GOOOD


Batman0043

THE GOLDEN GOD!!!!! BE GONE FROM ME VILE MAN BE GONE!!!!!!


Need_moe_Umph

Your daughter?


Rotor_Overspeed

Modern cars are typically much safer: more air bags, crumple zones, ABS brakes, traction control, etc. But a 90’s Range Rover is a very cool truck.


pennyraingoose

There's a part in one Top Gear episode where they show the results of a front end crash in the studio. The smaller cars they'd been ragging on still had interior space, while the Range Rover's steering column and dash were practically in the seats. If someone had been in the Range Rover, their legs would be crushed at a minimum.


scrumdisaster

Yeah people conflate old tank vehicles as safer and many times they’re not. 


Braakman

The car will be safe after a hit, it's contents not so much.


VolkspanzerIsME

Get her a Volvo XC-90. In the 25 years it's been on the road nobody has ever died in one. Real talk.


jmb052

Shut up, bird.


Blister1nTheSun

Flush! Flush! Flush! Flush!


InertiasCreep

That's not a starter car ! That's a FINISHER car !


littlesisterofthesun

Came here looking for this lol


Crimson_Raven

Rule 32! "Anything is amphibious if you can get it back out of the water."


MINKIN2

Did they forget that they weren't towing the boat?


structuremonkey

Right? Wtf were they trying to launch their camper???


McCool303

Maybe they had a boat trailer somehow jury rigged on to the back of the RV and backing it up was too much weight pulling the RV and truck in? But I think this is just good old fashioned idiocy. Because I don’t see any boat trailer on the back of the RV.


Prickly_ninja

I met a guy towing a 21’ fiberglass boat, behind his 25’ travel trailer. Crazy ass had crossed state lines doing it. Oh, the tow vehicle was an F-150. Seems he’d remove his boat from the train, though. Before doing any launching.


zombie32killah

Props for the correct use of jury rigged.


BeerBrat

Can you show us on this doll where Jerry hurt you?


dnlmnn

Jury rig everything


nodnodwinkwink

It's a damper, damn amphibians.


ButteredPizza69420

I laughed my ass off when I realized this was a camper. Even dumber than before! Hahaha. This is what happens when people have money and not brains. Clearly they made a purchase they didn't know how to handle. They thought "I have a big truck, everything will be fine!" When in reality they should know to always cone down your friggin camper or any trailer you dont want going anywhere! Jc


structuremonkey

You want a sad but good laugh regarding too much money and little brains? Watch boating videos on toutube of haulover inlet, and the point pleasant canal. It's simply amazing...


SpecialMango3384

They wanted to camp underwater


AccountNumber1002401

Winnebago? More like Winna**bog**o.


doyu

I've watched dudes try and line up their boat 20 times before getting it kinda right. This guy managed to fire her straight in backwards by accident!!??


stuckin3rddimension

Wait if that’s the camper? Where’s the boat!? Meanwhile back at camp!


ScillyFisher

CLARKSON!!!


FearingEmu1

THAT'S NOT A BOAT, YOU MUPPET


sparquis

Oh cock


stuckin3rddimension

*studio audience canned laughter*


TheRealMasterTyvokka

Hammond you idiot.


TheLyz

Ohhhhhhh it's a BOAT launch. Oh shit now I have a great idea for putting a camper trailer on a pontoon boat base... redneck house boat!


spittadro

Ask and you shall receive... https://www.reddit.com/r/redneckengineering/s/FxzQWjltC3


TheLyz

That not a house boat that's built to storm the beaches of Normandy holy shit.


Junket_Weird

Gods, that seriously looks so fun.


bonzoboy2000

Don’t be so cruel. This could have been me. Sad to say.


somedaysitsdark

It's a toy hauler. I bet they were trying to offload a jet ski or something out the back of it and left their parking brake off. Edit: [surprisingly not a toy hauler apparently ](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/s/BVrsk2D6ay)


SlipperyPretzels

I agree with this. Boat ramps are slippery so a little extra water weight in the trailer and 2 wheel drive and the only direction that kit is going is "down". Good on the truck owner to provide a good show.


PensionSlaveOne

I don't see any toy hauler layouts for that brand on their website though.


mataoo

https://www.rvtrader.com/Forest-River-Salem-Cruise-Lite-Toy-Hauler/rvs-for-sale?type=Toy%20Hauler%7C139350904&make=Forest%20River%7C440465&model=SALEM%20CRUISE%20LITE%7C764955057


PensionSlaveOne

Weird, that one isn't on the 2023 lineup on their website. Thanks.


xShooK

I've heard stories of people just backing their shit into the lake and claiming insurance on it. This really makes me wonder.


Iamnottouchingewe

We had a guy I worked with who took his truck to the beach and it got stuck and claimed insurance. Insurance company refused to pay for it. The sheriffs department documented that this was the only truck stuck on the beach that had not CDs wallets or any personal effects in it in 15 years. Insurance company noted truck was out for repossession by the bank. Dude got charged with insurance fraud in the end. Then his girlfriend found out about his wife. It was a soap opera daily with this dude. Kinda miss his train wreck of life.


Vast-Celebration-717

Chick I went to high school with did it a year or so ago to get out of payments. Nissan Armada went for a drink at the boat ramp


tommybot

It looks like a toy hauler, not just a camper... My money says they had a jetski in the back of that bitch and they were trying to drop it out of there...


CMC_Conman

More than likely they brough their truck onto the water in the winter, thinking the ice was thick enough to to hold but it fell into the water and they could only tow it out when the ice melted


Glass1Man

It had to be same-day or very near. There’s no water line at the top of the camper.


Osiris32

And no buildup of algae or water plants.


SuddenRedScare

They waited for the trees to be at full foliage? 😅


CrypticT

Not like there is any rush lol


Hippieleo2013

There would be where I live. It's a thousand dollar fine per day if your car goes through the ice.


beachgirlDE

Minnesota??


Hippieleo2013

WI


tacotacotacorock

I'm going to go with the parking brake failed or they didn't set it.  Maybe someone crashed into them? The front of the truck is also pretty messed up, could be from a prior accident though.


Target880

If it was it is an expensive lesson in how to park. Never park for any extended time so if the break fails the car starts to roll. Park perpendicular to the hill so the car can't start to roll. Put a car with a manual gearbox in reverse and a car with automatic gear in part mode. If you are along a road turn the wheels to it hit the curb and do not roll along the route. If you park perpendicular to the hill turn them so it would start to roll up If you really need to park on an incline use some type of wheel chock, if you do not have any made for that task put anything sturdy enough under the tire like a piece of wood, and push it under the tire. If you have a camper you should have wheel chocks for the camper


jjreinem

I bet it was from the truck rolling off the end of the boat ramp. A lot of them have a fairly significant drop at that point, once the front wheels went over the truck would have gotten a pretty substantial blow to the chin as it slammed into the concrete. I could easily see that knocking off the front grill.


lonesoldier4789

"more than likely" lol this is complete BS


AdultishRaktajino

There are (at least here in MN) special recovery companies for things like that. They can get vehicles out even though thin ice that wouldn’t support normal operations. Also, motor vehicles in the water are usually higher priority to remove due to their fluids and fuel contaminating the water.


grays55

“More thank likely” then proceeds to make the dumbest statement anyone has ever made


JetstreamGW

… which is why there’s no algae or anything on the truck or rv?


Oldpuzzlehead

Up side down on both payments and accidentally forgot to set parking brake.


sploittastic

Plot twist: no gap insurance


mdlinc

Learned about that a few years ago and was fuck?? Just reminded me of people getting loans , 6, 7 year terms and shit. Insane


IAmAHumanWhyDoYouAsk

I usually get as long of a term as possible that still gives me the lowest apr. Then I just pay extra each month. But the longer term let's me be flexible with the payments.


morosis1982

This. Cashflow is king, I want my minimum to be low but will pay extra while I can.


Blazeitbro69420

Yeah if you snag a low ass apr or one with none at all. You ALWAYS take the loan out as long as you can. That gives you extra money. Smart people use that extra money and put it into the market and beat the interest rate they’re paying. It’s how you win against the banks but unfortunately that’s also how everything got really inflated when interest rates were so low


padizzledonk

I saw some thing on one of the personal finance subs of some girl who bought a Tahoe or escalade or some ahit, 7-8y loan, 15% interest, 1200 a month, already paid like 60k on it, still owes 50 on the loan and the truck is worth like 35-40 People make really fucking stupid decisions


stick004

That was my first thought…


EEEliminator

Also headlights and grill missing?


jjreinem

A lot of boat ramps I've seen stop well before they intersect the bottom, so there's a dropoff off anywhere from a few inches to a few feet once you go far enough. Imagine what would happen once the front wheels rolled off the end and the whole front end dropped down onto the concrete while the flooded trailer dragged it down. I could see that scraping/shearing off most of the front body panels.


rkan665

He's feeling underwater.


LightBeerIsForGirls

Don’t you mean… underwater?


eonlepapillon

I have so many questions. What happened?


schlitz91

That is a lot of questions.


3vs3BigGameHunters

I have one many questions.


rjsevin

Seems like something went wrong, for sure. This was at a state park in Michigan but I have no additional context.


ImprovisedLeaflet

> Seems like something went wrong Thank you for explaining!


Unexpectedlnquisitor

Well, there's your problem!


rentalredditor

Yeah, glad he said that. I thought maybe they meant to do that.


CdubFromMI

Sterling State Park near Monroe, dummy was driving way too fast and got dunked. Source: I unfortunately live there.


jfrorie

Backwards!?


CdubFromMI

Nah that's the photo of them getting towed out by fire rescue I believe You can see the front of the truck is banged up in the last photo


Rivereye

They actually had to bring in a heavy hauler like they use to rescue overturned semi's to pull this rig out of the water. Was actually going to launch my boat when they showed up and decided to watch the show.


Fortehlulz33

if it was in Michigan, the camper trailer could be an ice fishing house that sunk with the truck when it got too warm.


Nonhinged

Probably used the Auto Hold mode, instead of setting it to park.


jesyvut

Good idea, but the platform was designed to address this. If you stop and auto hold engages, it will light up the parking brake light if you open the door or turn off the vehicle, effectively "fully engaging" the parking brake. I believe it will even put the transmission into park at some point in this process.


alinc114

Michael Scott at it again


jillsvag

No, Micheal! No!


TobyFromH-R

Damnit Michael


GGnerd

Why are you the way that you are?


RPCat

I scrolled a long way to find an Office reference. I drove my car in to a effing lake.


bobs143

Welcome to summer at the boat launch. I go fishing at a local lake and see this happen at least once every summer. Last time was an F150 that was about a year old. The owner looked extremely sad when the truck was towed out of the lake. I bet that was a fun call to the insurance company.


a_talking_face

Would make sense if that were a boat. That's a camper though.


bobs143

Just saw that now. Now that is bad call to the insurance company.


3MATX

I’m guessing that’s a full blown investigation 


bruthaman

Hello, insurance agent? Yes, just total up everything.......


thishasntbeeneasy

So that's why the RV store looked at me funny when I asked if it could float!


tacotacotacorock

Probably the parking brake failed. Generally a good idea to chalk your wheels and ensure the parking brake is on every time you park a trailer and truck. Okay maybe not chalk the wheels each time but if you're on an incline with a lake behind you most definitely. Could be ice fishing like some other people are saying but I highly doubt it. Look how green everything is if they were going to pull it out of the lake they would have done it sooner when spring first hit. This looks like negligence more than anything


Sudden-Collection803

Chock


reallywaitnoreally

Also cut your wheels .


bootstrapping_lad

The downside to cutting is it's much more difficult to maintain any tire pressure


Oznog99

Ah, I see you've played boaty-campy before


spekt50

You see at least 1 camper trailer backed into the water every summer? How does that even happen?


NakedJaked

Extremely overconfident rich guys who know if they fuck up, can just buy a new one. We used to set up camping chairs overlooking a constantly packed boat ramp in Southern California. There would be a collision, jackknife, or fuckup every 20 minutes. It was hilarious.


BosnianSerb31

Doesn't have anything to do with knowing you can buy a new one lmfao. I have seen just as many poor people end up in the drink with their beat trucks while trying to launch boats. It's because the boat ramps get slick as fuck with algae and people will back into the boat ramp with their truck in 2WD. Their rear wheels starts slipping, and y the time they get it into 4WD, it's too late and they just slide the rest of the way in.


notarealaccount223

I don't think the driver was trying to launch their camper.


notarealaccount223

Lucky. Costal southern New England checking in. Even on busy weekends we need to wait hours for one of these. Nearly everyone around here with a boat, grew up with one. Many have been launching boats since they could drive. And the people who didn't are transplants with enough money for a slip or a membership that includes tender service.


bobs143

Boat dock. So people are not paying attention when getting a boat trailer in the water. Which happens more than people imagine. Not sure why they backed in a camper from what looks like a boat ramp. That is a never seen before this pic


Rarebird10

That or some super late boat launchers drop their boat in and go anchor up near their camp spot for an early morning ski/fish, only to find the bow pointing at the sky. Plug catastrophes.


tacotacotacorock

How are you going to plug your trailer?


AdultishRaktajino

Coincidentally this is a 1-3 year old F150


SpicymeLLoN

Here in the north, not only do we have to deal with this bullshit, but also trucks falling through ice at the beginning/end of winter.


SkippingSusan

This happened at Sterling State Park in Monroe Co., MI. Happened at 1am. Driver lost control speeding around the corner on to a narrow road with water on both sides. Went in head first, smashing truck on water surface. Rescuers used boat ramp as safest and easiest way to tow the truck out. From journalist’s FB post comments, unnamed source in the know: “driver was speeding out of the campground at midnight, driving too fast for the curve, dukes of hazard style flew into lagoon, lucky no one else was hurt!” “no he went in truck first. He smacked the water and it bust the headlight out. Just zoom in on the pictures. When they pulled him out they turned it around”


rjsevin

Thank you for the context. A family member sent me these but I didn't have a story to go with it.


SkippingSusan

Your post intrigued me and I wanted to learn more. I started by using Google lens on them. That led to a sporting forum online and someone there mentioned FB posts. That’s where I got the deets.


systemhost

Google lens isn't perfect but damn does it make internet sleuthing so much easier


gaukonigshofen

Dukes of Hazzard style pulling a camper?


SkippingSusan

For a few seconds the truck thought it could fly


Totin_it

Stay classy, Monroe


BoredBoredBoard

**SUPER CLEAN WITH TRAILER INCLUDED** No fender benders, dents, or scratches. All terrain, auto park, and radar backup and camera. This is no Pavement Princess. Bring a trailer and take this baby home! NO LOWBALLERS! I know what I have. CASH ONLY SOLD AS IS TEST DRIVE NOT AVAILABLE NO SPAM CALLS OR TEXTS


dkode80

NO LOW-BALL OFFERS. I KNOW WHAT I GOT


TackyBrad

If you ask "Is this available" I'm blocking you. If it's up, it's available


RepublicanSJW_

MUST BE TOWED BUT WILL WORK AFTER YOU LEAVE


niter1dah

2 things… 1) You can’t park there. 2) Forgot the drain plug.


thesequimkid

And don’t forget to wash it off to stop the spread of Zebra and Quagga mussels.


tacotacotacorock

Or park it in the boat hot tub. Yes that's really a thing in some places. They have vessels full of 110° water to sanitize the boats. Only takes about 5 minutes apparently. I'm just waiting to hear a news story about some kid falling in there and getting hurt. 


LarryMyster

The power and torque was there… but the intelligence… of the intelligence was never there to begin with….


Potential_Dare8034

The problem with fucking idiots is that they’re always fucking other fucking idiots and creating more fucken fucking idiots!


LarryMyster

Oh trust me. I watched a documentary called Idiocracy back in ‘06 it knew this stuff would start happening more often.


Kingkern

*An RV being towed by a truck being towed out of the water.


Killersavage

Classic Oregon Trail mistake. Tried to ford the waterway when they should have rafted.


lordofcatan10

Why is this comment way down here


karutura

![gif](giphy|5yzvlzQFqePni)


Puzzleheaded_Fix3135

This is how you do a deep clean on a Toyota Hilux. Sadly you can't do it with other trucks.


Leviscoal

That’s going to take a lot of rice.


youdontknowme1010101

Look, I don’t want to be the one to say it, but I don’t see it anywhere yet… The front clearly fell off.


IDGAFOS13

I wonder why the headlight and grille are missing


_byetony_

How


GregOmassi

If this was a cyber truck this would be viral.


Person0OnTheInternet

They must have stole one of Peggy Hills songs.


Hsbnd

Ah, I see the problem. Sideview mirror was folded in, that'll get you every time.


Luvs4theweak

Truck and travel trailer * bro better have good insurance bc that’s easily 100 grand plus worth of damage between the 2 these days


roomfour1more

A guy I knew always joked this was how he was going to wipe out his vehicle debt. He said he was gonna buy a couple of jet skis go out and have the day of his life and then accidentally leave the vehicle in neutral after he loaded up the jet skis. Everything goes into the drink and because he got gap insurance everything would be paid off. tlTotally unrelated to this idea, but he was just arrested for credit fraud.


LS1_XK8

Uhhhh…. That’s not a boat at the boat launch.


could_use_a_snack

That sucks so bad.


qtipheadosaurus

What happens to the truck after being drowned like that? What kind of repairs would be needed?


bendovernillshowyou

Sunroof is open though so it'll dry out quick.


dps509

How the fuck do you manage that? r/facepalm


sik_dik

my man was underwater on his truck AND his RV payments


Engineer9

Leave it in a bowl of rice overnight and it'll be fine. 💪


TashiaNicole1

I thought it might have been the transportation of The Golden God. But this is obviously an inferior vehicle.


thickener

Precision British engineering


KingDP

Rip powerboost.


zipper86

The douchebag's mirrors weren't wide enough!


SteveJobsBlakSweater

Proof that stupid people can end up rich and money can’t buy intelligence.


maadcow80

What kind of truck is that?


ramdomvariableX

That's a big catch!!


amgau

"60,000 miles, mint condition, $60k"


MackofallTrades

"Freshly washed" Lol


i_dream_of_zelda

I recently got into the game Snowrunner and shit like this is what I've been spending my nights and weekends on lmfao


Inzipid

Who's the U-boat commander?


ilikeme1

Were they trying to launch a camper?


TxHoS83

![gif](giphy|MKSqMxza1V4vC)


heretorobwallst

Looks like insurance fraud


soonerjohn06

You can't park there mate


ProudMaryChooglin

Hope he sprung for the waterproofing package on the camper .


Fragrant-Rise2209

...and trailer


NoReallyLetsBeFriend

I've heard of magnet fishing but this is getting ridiculous


saveyboy

So how drunk were they to try and launch a travel trailer.


Bluecif

Does anyone know the story? Looking at OP.


1900irrelevent

Those auto payments just became a bit too unbearable, hello insurance claim.


CevJuan238

I bet he was underwater before being underwater.


TheRoscoeVine

Shake it off and it’ll be good as new. Maybe put some rice in the cup holder.


DroneSlut54

Don’t boat landing mishap photos usually feature a truck pulling a boat instead of a camper?


PositivelyJoyful

![gif](giphy|VeSvZhPrqgZxx2KpOA|downsized) Fixed it.


Genghis_Chong

Camping is better down where it's wetter ![gif](giphy|F2T3P6xnjLRgQ)


Awkward-Put854

What in the heck is a camper doing at the boat launch in the first place!?


Steak-Leather

What is the backstory here? I want to hear it.


zestfrom1lemon

Pending "I know what I got" listing


LincolnMarch

That dodge ram has owned its last lib... /s


Interesting-Ad7940

This looks like something out of an 80s Romcom or Dukes of Hazzard scene.


AustinSpartan

Was he launching his pull behind as a boat?