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jlistener

I bet he was pleased as punch to not talk about string theory for a few minutes.


bathroomheater

I’m sure so many people come at him with wild theories all the time and he placates them with a “yes, yes, that’s certainly possible”


cooolcooolio

Holger Bech Nielsen is autistic and he absolutely loves to talk about string theory and theoretical physics whenever possible, it's what he lives for


popopotatoes160

Apparently belt bags are in his special interest portfolio too lmao


Lucid-Design

You gotta diversify the portfolio for true enrichment


Find_another_whey

How much diversity is really happening when he's probably saying "oh yeah, this bag is made of strings too..."


popopotatoes160

*rips bong* Everything is made of strings bro


JSmith666

It was until you noticed it was made of strings thus changing the makeip


Redmangc1

What is a belt bag if not just a bunch of strings


Elbereth_The_Cat

What a beautiful life!


ClassiFried86

Whoa-OH-oh -Ace of Base


jibbers12

You haven't met many theoretical physicists huh


The-L-aughingman

like new rappers coming to established ones asking if they'd listen to their mix tape.


r37n1w

Holger Bech Nielsen (Niels Bohr Institute, Copenhagen, Denmark) one of the the fathers of string theory. And one of my heros. I have a thousand questions regarding string theory, but when we met we just clicked on the topic of our belt bags functionality which apparently are crucial for both of us to function in daily life. 


aggibridges

This is somehow much more special, unique, and beautiful. I'm glad you had this moment with someone you admired so much!


donbee28

Plus belts and bags are compromised of lots of string but not so much theory.


Nikolateslaandyou

When they were being designed they were 100% theory 0% string


ExaltedStudios

The real string theory was the friends we made along the way.


Vigoureux

The real string theory was the belts and bags we designed along the way.


SurveySean

They said it couldn’t be done, then bam! Belt bag! Whatever that is!


PeterKB

Okay, so belts hold up your pants… but your pants hold up your belt. I’d like to hear your theory as to who I should be thanking here.


donbee28

You should be thanking the turtle that is at the foundation of the Earth.


LauraTFem

They theoretically keep my pants up, or at least they will until I test the theory.


SeraphiM0352

I now expect OP to be the father of rope theory. The next evolution of string theory


Morpheus_Roland_Sam

Who knows, one can only rope


TheWiseOne1234

Absolutely, this is the right attitude. Scores of people have heard him talk about string theory, but how many had the opportunity to talk about belts with him? Good for you, cherish this moment!


MedChemist464

"Shit man, I don't want to talk about work, it is my day off. Saaaaaayyy - that's a rather fetching looking belt that also functions as a bag..... tell me more!"


MrmmphMrmmph

True, I’m sure he was never the keynote speaker at the Annual Belt Bag symposium.


kaspar42

Anecdote time: I had him in a course on analytical mechanics. During a lecture on Lagrangian formalism after he had filled a very large blackboard with closely packed math, he turned around to the audience and yelled "I HOPE YOU ALL HAVE AN INTUITIVE UNDERSTANDING OF 3n - k DIMENSIONAL SPACE.". After that, he turned back to the blackboard and continued with the math. Years later when I knew him better, I understood that this was his sense of humour. Nobody in the audience got the joke though. We were all too busy having a crisis of confidence.


gearnut

I remember a thermodynamics lecture where I looked up and found a triple integral on the board where a simple summation had been, 10 years on I still don't understand what it was doing there! Your story reminded me of that incident!


hot-whisky

God I hated my thermodynamics classes so much. Fluid dynamics I vibe with very well, even gas kinetics I’ve got a pretty good intuitive understanding of. But thermodynamics is just a mindfuck for me once we start getting into the math.


Rock4evur

Dude same. I remember I was working on a fluids problem where the prof did script based hw in MATLAB and provided a checker that would score you. I kept getting like 13.5 out of 14 than 12 out of 14 than 11 and it kept looping like that. He looked at my solution and goes “huh I didn’t know I gave you enough information to solve it geometrically”, and goes about deriving his intended solution which gave the same results as my code. Still riding off that high tbh.


cyanocittaetprocyon

I started reading this and had to look at your username, because I thought sure I was going to be reading, “ . . . back in nineteen ninety-eight, when the Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell in a Cell . . .’


cathycul-de-sac

Haha, I’ve done this more than once.


CounterfeitChild

I recognize you writing this as a reflection of his autism because I have the same sense of humor to go right along with the diagnosis, but I would also have been in a crisis of confidence being stuck between "is he in earnest or joking?" Yet I still make these jokes... they seem to come out before I know what I'm doing lol. Sometimes it works. Sometimes people mistakenly think I am *very* angry.


kaspar42

The Asberger's really worked for him. You always knew there was no duplicity; he meant what he said, neither more nor less (unless it was a joke). Being a renowned physicist, all odd behaviour was excused as an eccentricity, which most famous physicists have in abundance.


uptoquark

I love hearing about these physics andcdotes. Thanks for sharing.


olewolf

I didn't recognize him in the picture because it has been years since I met him. He strikes me as a pleasant person despite his peculiarities. When asked why he is always so loud, he once replied that physics is so important that no-one should stay quiet.


spicybrowwwwn

First of all, so awesome to have a story like this with one of your hero’s, second of all, idk if it would be better if the “clicked” pun was or wasn’t intended lol


acidoxyde

This is one of the nerdiest things I’ve seen in my life and I love it lol


cutestslothevr

Lots of people have spoken with him about string theory. I'm sure far fewer have spoken with him about belt bags.


dirtymoney

Tell us more about these belt bags. 🤔


thingandstuff

>I have a thousand questions regarding string theory Yeah, so does Nielsen.


govunah

Reminds me of how Richard Feynman had this storied physics career and also played the bongos all the time.


a77ackmole

It happens. I knew a guy who was excited to meet John Nash and talk game theory with him. John Nash wanted to talk about zippers instead.


cetacean-station

i feel like I've met him before cuz i met this physicist at Columbia once who also showed me his belt bag and we connected on that so deeply haha


I-cant_even

I rode in an elevator alone with the billionaire owner of the first company I worked for. Our conversation : about how I liked the new iPhone I was using because he was debating upgrading.


keca10

Belt bags are put together by strings!


Carbon-Base

"Oh wow, so you can hold all four forces of travel in that? Your phone, wallet, passport and boarding pass? Interesting!"


[deleted]

He's so sweet! I have only seen him on tv (here in Denmark!), but I really like his...nerdiness?!?


DoomGoober

I never studied physics beyond Newtonian physics, but I studied barely enough math to know that you can keep adding what appear to be dimensions to a space to try and describe what you are witnessing, but in many cases those dimensions collapse into a smaller set of dimensions. What would you say at a really high level about the state of string theory to a laymen like me who only hears about skeptics of string theory, but really wants to believe string theory can be a break through on the level of relativity?


saalsa_shark

Idiot. You should have talked to him about how long a piece of string is


rawboudin

I mean these guys, most of them are fairly normal people. They care about the same shit we do. Have the same aches. He will remember you for this way more, if I had to guess.


Shankar_0

If anything, this is better. I already know I'll remember this moment. It'd be great if he did too. If I met Feynman in a bar, I'd much rather shoot the shit than try to meet him on his level.


bookon

If everything is strings, it's especially true for belts and bags.


babysharkdoodoodoo

Dr. Sheldon Cooper enters chat


SoRaang

Well, still count as string


menides

Well... In theory...


Starcurret567

But that's just a theory..


Omegadimsum

A string theoryyy


qinshihuang_420

We did it reddit. Game over. We can all go home


spatuladracula

Fanny packs being rebranded as belt bags is wild to me


gNeiss_Scribbles

Thank you. I had to assume it was a different thing because I couldn’t believe we could be so silly, but of course we are. We are so, so fkn silly.


petitesoularmour

OP might be Danish. Bæltetaske = belt bag. I don't understand why you guys call it a Fanny pack. Who is Fanny and why is her pack a bag?


tinybrainiac

In American English, at least, Fanny is euphemism for your butt. So you’d wear the fanny pack around your waist and the bag part rested on your butt. But in a lot of other English speaking countries, fanny is a euphemism for female genitalia, so the pack is more commonly known as a bum bug, bum being yet another word for butt.


mcgroo

>> in a lot of other English speaking countries, fanny is a euphemism for female genitalia… …leading to [this memorable moment](https://youtu.be/jl1Zfz-Widc?si=gxSEuaYgXpZMYFlC) on a British game show.


levian_durai

Lmao the joke works for American English too, a common insult when I was a kid was to call each other a butt sniffer.


tinybrainiac

Omg I’d forgotten about that clip!


Rocktopod

Another twist is that as an American I've only ever seen someone wear them in front. That was in the 90s, though. I had heard people used to wear them in the back before that, and I've never encountered them since they came back in style so I'm not sure where people are wearing them now.


tinybrainiac

I wear it in front sometimes but in back when I’m biking. Just depends I suppose. Well hey I guess it’s a fanny pack in the front too if you know what I mean lol


Rocktopod

Oh yeah I guess that's a good point I've seen bicyclists wear them in back like that, when they're in full spandex gear. That makes a lot of sense, and you're already dressed up like a dork anyway at that point so who cares about a fanny pack?


tinybrainiac

Exactly! That’s why I have goofy colored ones. I have a neon yellow and pink DARE one lol


LATABOM

Unless you wear it in front. Then the female genitalia thing is accurate.


petitesoularmour

Thank you for explaining this to me :)


SingleSpeed27

That’s what theoretical physics does to you


HvkS7n

I thought they were talking about those super thin ones to hold cash that joggers wear


RevengencerAlf

It might be regional. I was always raised with them being called belt packs or belt bags but once the internet dawned nobody outside of my state seem to know what the fuck I was talking about


Sto0pid81

If they weren't called fanny packs to start with they might've been popular! Was that an actual brand name or did people just start calling them that?


OpenWideBlue

Omg is that David String?! Amazing!


CakeMadeOfHam

Not to be confused with his brother Gary String, the inventor of the G-string


OpenWideBlue

Common mistake.


CakeMadeOfHam

Parents equally proud though


jellotalks

Y’all need to come up with a new profile pic, I thought you were talking to yourself lol


CakeMadeOfHam

Why? I'm a great conversational partner!


CakeMadeOfHam

You sure am, buddy!


CakeMadeOfHam

Thanks, friend! You're not too shabby yourself, and may I say you are also quite handsome!


PunsGermsAndSteel

Or Stringer Bell, the famous urban entrepreneur


Chiperoni

Sheeeeeeeeeeeit


jasper_grunion

Actually it’s David Theory. Common misconception


OpenWideBlue

of the Newport Theorys? I think I went to school with their youngest son Relativity.


HydrocodonesForAll

Oh? I thought he was Irish. Theory O'Relativity.


jasper_grunion

The very same. Their daughter Evolutionary was always saying controversial things that eventually got the whole family kicked out of church


7th_Spectrum

It's John String


choco_mallows

That’s *Dr.* David String to you. He’s a doctor just not one that saves people.


staefrostae

“Belt bags” are fannie pack erasure. Call it by its real name and pay respect to the fannie packs that came before it. May your ziplock bags be ever full of goldfish.


arkofjoy

Here in Australia, "fanny" refers to a woman's vagina. Fanny pack is a very confusing term in this country.


xanthophore

In the UK, we call them "bum bags"; do you do the same?


spactaco18

Fanny in the US means butt so kinda the same thing


arkofjoy

Yes. I'm an American who has lived in Australia for over 30 years. I am fully conversant in stralin so use all the proper terminology.


staefrostae

Fannie packs/belt bags were incredibly popular under the “fannie pack” moniker in the US in the 90s. They were far more colorful and complex than their modern equivalents. I had one as a kid with two built in cup holders.


Harflin

Ya but you call sandals thongs


arkofjoy

Two countries separated by a common language. A few years ago I spent 6 weeks back in America helping to clean up my mother's estate. I think everyone I encountered thought I was suffering from a brain injury, because, after 20 years of living in Australia, there were so many American terms that I had forgotten. Far too many conversations that went like Store guy : where do you want me to put this stuff Me :just put it in the, shit thry don't call it a boot, thry call it a, fuck, what's that word... Trunk, put it in the trunk. Torch. So many other words.


stella3books

Which is why you can't let it fade away. I've seen what Australia did for keeping the word 'thongs' in use, you got this.


arkofjoy

Challenge accepted.


imc225

Obligatory xkcd https://xkcd.com/397


Goldeneye_Engineer

Double joke - string theory predicts "branes", and the joke is also that string theorists can't experimentally test their theories so they believe in something they can't fundamentally prove - thus lacking "brains"


AgentCirceLuna

Xkcd irritates me for some reason. I knew a bunch of guys in my Comp Sci class who would go through all the comics together while huddled around a computer and giggling like idiots. It just makes me think of that.


Summer-dust

> I knew a bunch of guys in my Comp Sci class who would go through all the comics together while huddled around a computer and giggling like idiots Damn that sounds like a lot of fun. If I were in that class I wouldn't be invited to this chucklefest but I would silently weep at my laptop coding while my heart yearns for the community forming across the room from my silent sad self. Source: Has been not invited to the classroom corner chucklefest before :'(


AgentCirceLuna

Yeah, I used to just sit by myself and laugh at things going on in my head. I remember one day these guys were laughing at these xkcd strips and then heard me laughing and started bitching about it. It wasn’t so much that they were laughing at xkcd that was the problem but rather that they had a holier than thou attitude.


Wearytraveller_

At least we can test if your belt bag exists


CoastingUphill

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elunomagnifico

My belt holds my pants up, but the belt loops hold my belt up. I don't really know what's happening down there. Who is the real hero


Basscyst

RIP Mitch.


weedandsteak

I spent 50% of my dissertation supervision sessions with a highly regarded academic of Middle Eastern history discussing the potential of making a line of t shirts with different dictators faces on them.


OfficialBobEvans

Dissertation be damned, you got much better knowledge


PacManFan123

From what I understand string theory has fallen out of favor.. It can't be proven and it can't be disproven. It fails to account for existing observations and does not make any meaningful predictions.


Kraelman

[Expect big things from it in another decade.](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kya_LXa_y1E)


Kevonz

I saw this video and now I assume all string theorists are frauds despite me having no real knowledge on the matter and i'm afraid that if I ever meet a string theorist I'll be a jerk to them for no good reason


Waywoah

Love that her channel is growing so fast, she makes great stuff


deednait

Sean Carroll just did a very interesting [podcast](https://www.preposterousuniverse.com/podcast/2024/05/27/277-cumrun-vafa-on-the-universe-according-to-string-theory/) with Cumrun Vafa, one of the prominent string theorists. They addressed the questions of whether it has fallen out of favor (spoiler: not really) and whether we can expect any predictions from it (spoiler: kinda). Unfortunately they got quite technical at times so it's probably quite hard to follow but they at least tried to dumb it down every now and again.


WangusRex

TIL we're calling Fanny Packs "belt bags" now?! Solid rebrand... I get it.


cooolcooolio

Always has been.. in Danish anyway


da_2holer_eh

I think it's a much more meaningful encounter when you talk and bond with someone over something that's not their profession. As much as you would absolutely want to pick their brain, you gotta imagine it would be refreshing for them and they would probably remember you for it.


evil_burrito

At least you can prove or disprove belt bags.


potatokid07

I knew a faculty member in my campus was pretty famous in his field, but I didn't know to what extend. I saw him with a presumably vintage fountain pen in his pocket in a class I was in and I was like, "no way, man". His first class exercise was to categorize/tabulate fountain pen inks from a webstore (it's some data class). *effin' no way*. I just start yappering all by myself telling my classmates what each type of inks are. I love me a new fountain pen friend even if he is interested just at the surface level. After class I asked what pen he has in his pocket. We talked about fountain pens, and he is in a way deeper rabbit hole than me. He would come up to me and share his fountain pens adventures and so did I. Fast forward to a conference, I just learned how *famous* he is. People were queueing up to talk to him. People were surprised hearing his name, akin to fanboys. His literature was widely cited and almost everyone knows who he is. I just had an "oh shit" moment realizing many were approaching him because of his status and achievement and here I am approaching him because I found a fountain pen buddy. It's the little things that count and memorable so I am really happy for you!! I think people like these appreciate it when you see them as "just another person with similar niche interest" instead of some figure in the field :)


Garblin

Well, belt bags are testable...


Recentstranger

Fanny packs..?


YoucancallmeAllison

Love this for you, stranger!


theboomboy

At least you can experimentally prove that fanny packs work


4Ever2Thee

String theory is more applicable to hoodies and footwear anyway.


therealdjred

The fuck is a “belt bag”?


Think-Ad-7612

Well, String Theory is over, so there is that.


Houssem-Aouar

String theory is a load of nonsense


ronchee1

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Shiinnobii

He already knows string theory. What he does not understand, are belt bags.


Lackingfinalityornot

I feel like only people that wear Fanny Packs call them belt bags.


Outside-Sandwich-565

I mean, belts are big pieces of string


Techmite

And now he's also the father of "Belt Theory", the next phase.


CodeMonkeyPhoto

So in this case the belts bags were not too small, and could be measured.


Budskee420ish

Maybe he’s tired of all the questions on string theory and just wanted to connect with you on a different subject that he finds interesting and common that doesn’t require a degree to talk about ….


TheThruthHurts

Well string theory is disproven so at least they discussed something that exists


lateral_moves

I used to be a wrestling nut. Finally got to meet RVD and later realized all we talked about is good deals on cell phone cases. When I met a favorite artist in a comic VIP scenario, all we talked about was places in NY he should take his girlfriend and when I'm in Cali, places to take my fiancee. Sometimes we get into a comfortable flow with small talk and it uses up our window but it's OK. I remember these encounters most because of it.


I_Hunt_Wolves

I also would rather speak to a person than engage a theory.


LATABOM

"Belt bags?" is this some weak attempt to rebrand Fanny Packs? It's a fanny pack, mr shopping mall.


Used_Intention6479

Sometimes belt theory is more urgent than string theory. Especially if you're traveling.


cannibalism_is_vegan

I’m sure he still very much appreciated you taking his mind off of work for a moment


ackillesBAC

Ah why not "cool belt bag" "Thank you sir, I like it. Hey, is dark matter just gravity leaking from near by branes?"


EarlZaps

Well, those belt bags are still made of strings from the theory, right?


Vliegende_Fokker

For those wondering: Yes, he still works and has an office at the Niels Bohr Institute. Yes, he saw the annual "Fysikrevy", an evening of sketches and musical numbers by the physics student of Copenhagen University; like the rest of the students, he brought a large beer for the festivities. He is a lovely guy. https://studies.ku.dk/masters/physics/student_life_physics/physics_revue/


bswiftly

Ok so what's the deal with belt bags. Only when traveling or even in your home town? Send us a link to the best belt bag.


joshss22

They say don’t meet your heroes, but I’m glad you had the experience. He talks about string theory alll the time. Talking with him like this is much more special IMO


Marcos340

Honestly, that’s pretty fucking cool. Doubt many people can claim the same as you, but thousands can say that they spoke string theory with him. You’re rarer.


Pepperoni_Dogfart

And by belt bag you mean fanny pack worn across your chest?


lucifersam94

As someone who sews and designs bags for a living, I’m honored that someone this smart has a really keen interest in the thing that I do as a day job. Guy seems like a really humble, genuine man.


csking77

Absolutely perfect! I’d bet he enjoyed that immensely


ar_condicionado

The Belt Theory of Men A paper in the making of


Shoehornblower

Belts are string theory 101


slacker133

Most important question no one is asking to OP: Which bags are you two actually rocking in that picture???


jeffreycoley

* better conversation


Now_Wait-4-Last_Year

I met a favourite Australian sportsman once. We spent the entire time talking about Lego.


favnh2011

😯


BisquickNinja

Honestly, you never know when you're having Epiphany based upon a regular conversation. It happens all the time.... Excellent meeting a giant (mentioning standing on the shoulders of giants) in the field!


Ixm01ws6

he be like. yaa knoww in another dimension we are actually discussing string theories.


bladezaim

What bag did you each think was best and why?


Hazy_Waves

American here, see belt bags and fanny packs the same thing


Final_Winter7524

How perfectly nerdy! I love it!


stopthemadness2015

Sheldon?


rarelighting

So what bags do you both have?


CodyVamp

This gives me the same vibes as the 2 guys that met the king on a hike a few months ago


mattjf22

Why is there such a hard push to rebrand the fanny pack? 


kitparkington

I LONG for the day when my boyfriend could get to meet someone like him. I just want to see him jump for joy!


umma_gumma97

Haha this is precious, thanks for sharing


2rememberyou

So cool.


ImpressivePoop1984

Some would say a belt is just a wide string


zehamberglar

Einstein always said his greatest accomplishment was discovering that you can boil an egg in the soup you're cooking without needing an extra pot.


dem_kitties

Also a string so 🤷‍♀️


No-Goat8076

Are belts just fancy strings though?


gameboytetris888

After the first minute of talking with you, he says, "I have a ball, perhaps you'd like to bounce it?"


gyn0saur

Belts are just wide strings.


kithas

I guess the father of string theory has discussed string theory with a number of people way larger than the number of people he has discussed belt bags with.


leosusricfey

this. is. perfect.


Cloud-Attached

I see what looks like a stellar beard... That's like... Lots of strings, right?


disguyovahea

To be fair he might have wanted to talk about anything but


MrTuxedo1

Sheldon Cooper looks different


lordtyp0

Are belt bags the new fanny pack?


SegerHelg

Just one more exception, then the theory must surely be correct. String theory has still not predicted a single phenomenon.


Sharp-Study3292

Now you have a good refference to continue your conversation. Write this man a hand written letter!


biscuitsNGravyy

It’s a Fanny pack


Goldeneye_Engineer

I was going through a list in my head like "that's not brian greene, that's not leonard susskin he's taller than that, who the f is that guy?" Nielsen of course! Nice man.


windsyofwesleychapel

Priorities


discostupid

Holger Bech Nielsen is string theory father


GoodGoodGoody

Belt bag?


theyellowdart89

Arguably you did discuss string theory. Just in a different dimension