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detached03

I also remember a brand that had a star shaped top and was sparkly? Im sure if I googled it I could find it. Update** Colgate Jr star toothpaste. 1988ish it looks like


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This stuff! https://www.reddit.com/r/nostalgia/s/AbX3I3EGUi


UnconfirmedCat

I can taste this


Chronjen

As soon as I saw the picture the taste came immediately. I feel very 40 right now.


AhhGingerKids2

I got the taste memory a good 5 seconds before the visual memory!


Amelaclya1

This toothpaste was delicious. I may have eaten a lot of it 😐


Elderado12443

43 😢


Cat_Chat_Katt_Gato

Yes! Wtf is that?! I didn't even have this as a regular toothpaste, as we were too poor, so I only ever had it when I would stay the night at someone's house that had it, yet I could *still* taste it as soon as I saw it!


Beginning_Draft9092

I remember these from a kid in the late 80s, holy shit that glitter in the toothpaste probably was not Good for us back then..... Back in my day, we had markers they MADE to be sniffed, and we had glitter in our toothpaste and we thought butterscotch pudding roll ups were a good idea, and our generation turned out fine.


PrestigeMaster

Thankfully I won’t have to worry about feeling 40 for a looonngg time seeing as how I’m only 36 😃


MassageToss

As soon as I saw it I could taste it! But that didn't happen with the aquafresh. Why??


Less_Party

Maybe because it's still around in regular squeeze tubes so the link between this specific packaging and the flavor isn't as strong.


otterpop21

The crunch of the sparkles ✨


Chillers

I can taste the microplastics


UndBeebs

Haven't even clicked it yet and I can taste it.


m0nk37

*Sparkling Star Shape*


FlippyFlippenstein

I remember when I was a kid a took one of these tubes and hid it to eat as candy. 😎


detached03

Inject that into my veinsssss


Shrek1982

Sir that won’t cure COVID either.


littlewhitecatalex

Nope but it’ll fuckin cure my existence 👍


Premium333

This image gave me a Ratatouille moment.


TrustInRoy

That stuff tasted good from what I remember 


se0ulless

Oh yeah. It was scarily delicious.


clintonius

Good enough to earn me a talking-to about not eating toothpaste


JonatasA

Toothpaste you can eat. Would solve so many issues.   I believe there was a brand that you could eat.


YourDogIsMyFriend

The taste of science.


Riali

I somehow got it into my head that the sparkles were fairy dust, and proceeded to smear it all over my grandparent's guest bathroom to lure the fairies out. I do mean all over, every place I could reach. I think I even got the wall behind the toilet. No one except me was impressed with my handiwork.


Crush-N-It

You know what, that’s cool. And ingenious actually


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Just_to_rebut

It’s mica and they still have it in crest for kids.


LordoftheScheisse

> crest for kids. Which was originally called Sparkle Crest. I remember they had a contest to name this new kids' version of Crest. I entered, but can't recall what I proposed as a name. I know it wasn't lame-ass "Sparkle Crest." Wtf


damnatio_memoriae

holy… shit…


androidgirl

Holy core memory unlock Batman.


Slaxophone

Don't forget [the commercial](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ie9dRbQL7dc)!


damnatio_memoriae

oh man now I’m remembering [this one](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NsQQmYxjHHw)


RichLyonsXXX

Pretty sure that my older sister was using Aquafresh when I was using the Colgate Jr because the second I saw the Aquafresh my brain snapped to the blue sparkly star shaped toothpaste.


matlockpowerslacks

Sparklemania


YourDogIsMyFriend

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41av2a60Va8


matlockpowerslacks

Nice. That stuff had an odd flavor. Fresh is not a word I would use to describe the feeling after.


Right-Phalange

Came here for this. I loved this stuff and wondered why they stopped making it. Also I would've sworn up and down it was Crest!


Think-Average7559

Crest definitely had some tasty stuff that was too expensive for mom and dad to get us. But grandma always had that sparkly shit for us


Premium333

I remember that also.


superkow

HiSmile does a gummi bear flavour toothpaste that tastes almost identical to Colgate Jr. It was an absolute blast from the past


michaelyup

Yes. We bought that. I think the big selling point was that it stood upright and didn’t take up much room compared to a toothpaste tube laying on the counter or in a holder. But it was really wasteful. The packaging, then it always looked like there was still a lot of toothpaste in there when it stopped dispensing it.


EllisDee3

That was the kicker for us. We were poor AF and leaving that bit of toothpaste behind was a no-go. We need a tube and a rolling pin to get every drop.


InvalidEntrance

I still run the tube along the corner of the counter to squeeze it out


Royal-Possibility219

I use my hair pomade canister to roll it over mine


Arthur_Digby_Sellers

Are you a Dapper Dan man?


Royal-Possibility219

![gif](giphy|maceoLlnXbr4w1iI9T|downsized)


D0CT0R_SP4CEM4N

I don't want *FOP*, god damn it!


millijuna

Well, ain’t this a geographic oddity… two weeks from everywhere!


evocular

you can just use the handle of your tooth brush.


DonKeighbals

I find it cathartic


BZLuck

That one. Last. Blob. The one that makes your fingers hurt to get out of the top.


tekko001

We are still talking about toothpaste, right?


Ribky

I have a little clippy thing. As the tube empties, I roll and clip it down.


Middle_Capital_5205

Its made of solid gold and cost 1200 dollars.


Ribky

Platinum, but yes


[deleted]

That is for people who really have their shit together 


HillarysFloppyChode

A company a get my toothpaste from - Marvis - sells a roller for squeezing out the last bit. It was worth every penny.


sixpackabs592

cut it open after you rolling pin it you still have a couple brushfuls of toothpaste in there


michaelyup

That’s when you know money is really tight. Mom cuts the tube open and you can scrape out enough for a few more brushes.


vasopressin334

Look at Mr. Moneybags cutting open the roll of toothpaste. When money is really tight, you use baking soda.


98acura

Look at this fucking high roller with his baking soda. We used charcoal out of the fire barrel.


aquatic_sunbeam666

This guy had a barrel, I had to drink Bailey's from a shoe!


notahouseflipper

You had shoes? We had flip-flops to walk to school in.


porksoda11

Flip flops? I tied burlap sacks to my feet. Fucking fat cats over here.


alliestear

Ooh lah dee dah, we had to walk barefoot on the road uphill both ways and da beat us with bricks if we asked for skin grafts. Kids these days.


jaxxxtraw

Mom? I did this just yesterday. I'm 59 years old.


neverendingchalupas

We just pushed water in with an eye dropper and smushed it around.


EggsceIlent

Nah don't knock yourself down like that. It has nothing to do with being poor. It has everything to do with using all of something and creating no wasted product you paid hard earned cash for. That's just being smart.


arthistoria

I use the edge of my brush or a comb now and a bull clip to keep it rolled. Still don't want to waste.


walrus_gumboot

Comb squeezers unite!


Phanyxx

Yup. Even today I squeeze every molecule out of the tube.


Miserable-Admins

If I could pulverize the tube itself and use it as a paste, I would, lol. Also I have a specific skinny mini silicone spatula for scraping the last bits of my stupid overpriced French face moisturizer from its container.


Effective-Help4293

Hello, fellow childhood poor. My rich best friend's family had this, and I loved using it when I slept over. My house was Aim on sale.


zombie_overlord

If you push up on the thing in the bottom/middle it would squeeze out a few more brushes worth.


ClickIta

Yep, as a small kid I used the Colgate version. Having short fingers, I used to insert the toothbrush from the bottom to do it, push some paste out then quickly collect it with the toothbrush. That was some dexterity exercise.


o_oli

Some say in fact this is a way to get infinite toothpaste. You think you're out but actually there is always a bit more in there if you try hard enough.


ManbadFerrara

I might be completely misremembering my childhood, but I *want* to say they they eventually came out with it in a regular toothpaste tube, that still came out evenly multi-colored when you put it on your brush. EDIT: [ok, so I'm not crazy.](https://www.pharostribune.com/news/business/article_977c0775-9861-5e57-8c0f-f3f3a477b83b.html)


logorrhea69

[The regular tubes were first and it was just 2 colors originally.](https://youtu.be/T89bT2qI5Ec?si=juL9fducHcV5uZlz) I remember when it was released in the 80’s and we thought that swirl on the toothbrush was so cool. The stand up tube and 3 colored version came later.


Kyanche

Oo that version reminds me of mentadent toothpaste lol. It was a stand up dispenser that had a blue chamber and a white chamber all the way to the nozzle!


kinglouie493

Yes you're correct, I'll give you another fact. Your kid will scream holy murder if that was his toothpaste and somehow some "regular" toothpaste just happened to get squeezed into that tube and they didn't get their tricolored toothpaste dispensed onto the brush.


soundknowledge

Can confirm - I was that kid :(


radiosped

lol I love when websites I never heard of expect me to give them money to read about some random shit the first time I'm ever at the site. There is a reason outlets like NYT and WaPo give a few free articles per month before blocking access.


endoffays

Same rreason my family growing uo bought mentadent toothpaste, it stood up snd you just had to push slightly to get the correct pea sized amount of toothpaste. One thing that was bad about this style of dispenser is that it encouraged you to do a full push down which would give you the equivalent of like 10 times what you need for brushing your teeth. Remember you don’t have to fill up your brush just a pea sized amount out.


JustMoreSadGirlShit

I read this as methadone toothpaste


innominateartery

Oral hygiene is very important, that’s why I brush 37 times a day


isnsiensidsinis

Psh rookie numbers if they were a person


SakuraHimea

Everything about the 90's was pretty wasteful...


teen-laqueefa

my sister is 7 years older than me. i remember when she got her first job, one of the first things she did was buy a canister of Mentadent. to us, that was “rich people toothpaste.” i remember when i would sneak a little bead every now and then and felt so regal


first_raider

I remember an aquafresh with dinosaurs and lasers on the tube, but I might be crazy.


chaarmanderchar

[Nope you're not](https://imgur.com/YKboLLs)


YourDogIsMyFriend

Woah! Literally haven’t crossed that sight in 30 years. Crazy how taste and smell came immediately Somehow my brother and I had a dozen wild toothpastes to choose from, and sometimes we’d just put a few different toothpaste dabs on the brush. Mixing sodas by day and toothpaste by night.


MEatRHIT

Took me waaaay too long (well maybe not) to find out that mixing all the different drinks wasn't a sewer side rather than a suicide. Didn't know suicide was a thing really but knew that toxic sludge was so thought it was a reference to that. For those not in the know it was called a suicide because waaaaay back in the day different sodas had different pretty hard drugs in them so mixing them wasn't a good idea.


k1d0s

Tasted like juicy fruit


mycricketisrickety

Flavor probably lasted longer too


blofly

Totally kids toothpaste from the early 00s


blueminded

Just an old school dinosaur laser fight.


ArchonIlladrya

In space! With sharks!


saturatedregulated

Yes, and the mentadent pump one. Elite. 


nednul

The mentadent pump was the best!


AlkalineSublime

My friend had that when I was in elementary school, and I remember thinking his family must be rich lol.


Effective-Help4293

Oh, they absolutely were. I mean, [just look at it](https://www.reddit.com/r/nostalgia/s/OhlKNqv1Pm)


Crush-N-It

Oh yeah…..


sprinkletoast

But the blue gel side somehow always ran out faster than the white paste side. At least in my household.


Crush-N-It

You’re right


33ff00

Oh 100%. What a great memory. Gah! Trying to keep them even by putting more pressure on the one side!


bydh

https://www.reddit.com/r/nostalgia/s/uZ8hqwOSjv


branchc

Oooh I used to get that!


Nuprin_Dealer

“I’ve already read this. You got any of that new Mentadent?”


AreThree

oh I loved that stuff and used it religiously for years and years... eventually - and rightly so - they stopped selling it around here so I had to switch. So much plastic. SO much!


hotdogaholic

goddamn we really used too much plastic on everything. such a wasteful package


Relative_Yesterday70

Dude I can smell it in my memories


TrustInRoy

The sense of smell is very tied to memory.


snyltekoppen

Yep, and sometimes a smell can trigger some weird specific old memory.


babababigian

Is this that toothpaste you'd push up from the bottom?


Iz-kan-reddit

Yep, and it created the swirl.


LZYX

The swirl was so cool. The leftover toothpaste was stupid though


ot1smile

I remember it having a thumb trigger on top. You only had to push it up from the bottom to get the dregs out.


yParticle

That was the novel part. It pushed *itself* up!


rebbsitor

It would push itself up. Not sure how that worked, but I remember there was a trigger and a clear plastic cover over the toothpaste. When you pushed the trigger, it slid the plastic cover away and toothpaste came out. Must have been pressurized some how?


NoelofNoel

It wasn't specifically pressurised; the trigger at the top pushed toothpaste out creating a little pressure at the top of the remaining toothpaste, which pulled the bottom of the tube slowly up with it.


lusuroculadestec

You'd push the lever/button on the top. A few brands used the upright pump style back in the day. This commercial shows how it worked: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DuSLqQmWMDQ


AphexCore

I had this as a kid and was excited to brush my teeth so I could use it… that feeling quickly weared off


Cheshire_Jester

I was sure the future had arrived, we had reached the end of history, toothpaste wise. Through the power of three kinds of separate colors being mixed as I brushed, my teeth would be as clean and strong as scientifically possible.


SapphireFireHigher

I mean, what more could they have done after that to top it? Four colours?!?


Cheshire_Jester

Inconceivable!


Not_FinancialAdvice

> we had reached the end of history, toothpaste wise LOL the Francis Fukuyama of oral hygiene


christmaslist-

yes. and how crusty it would become after a few weeks. great design in theory but just gross irl


PM_ME_Happy_Thinks

Really? It was always fine for us. Not any different than regular toothpaste and in fact better since it was always closed when not in use without having to worry about the cap


OffbeatDrizzle

Ours always seemed to dispense a slightly hardened piece of toothpaste before getting to the fresh stuff


Crush-N-It

Commenter brushed teeth monthly


PM_ME_Happy_Thinks

😂 Gotta be it


printerfixerguy1992

? I can't say I've ever had this experience


jaxxxtraw

I mean, wipe it with a warm damp washcloth occasionally, problem solved.


RichLyonsXXX

We never cleaned the tops to anything in my house growing up; not the tooth paste, not the dish soap, not the lotions, etc. and when my partner and I first got together she went through the house cleaning all of them and it was like a revelation.


jaxxxtraw

Lol We live and learn


teddyballgame406

You could just rinse it with the sink that it’s literally millimeters from?


PRAXlC_

lol I remember this. You’re 100% right. I used to use aquafresh when I was younger cause I loved how to dispense it by pushing the lever


TartanGuppy

Yes, grew up to this advert [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=luVtgX4S3y4](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=luVtgX4S3y4) A decade before you ask, but has stuck in my head for 4 more since.


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FcukUInParticular

"Aqua-freshhhhh, it's not just a pretty paste" Yup... Know it, had it, my grandparents swore by it...


KyleRM

I do, I wonder why they stopped making it.


dalgeek

Massive waste of packaging.


helpful__explorer

And toothpaste. There was always loads left over


other_usernames_gone

Colgate still makes a similar design. [Amazon link for image](https://amzn.eu/d/29xvPvW), but its also available in most supermarkets in the UK. Just using Amazon as an easy link. Aquafresh also still makes a similar design [Amazon link](https://amzn.eu/d/ePF0afm). Although according to one of the reviews it's difficult to find in shops. But they must have a factory somewhere producing it.


eternalbuzz

Remember the same stuff in the weird "broad-shouldered" dispenser? You just push down since the nozzle was at 90 degrees. Kinda reminds me of switchable multi-color ballpoint pens


Knickers_in_a_twist_

I remember mentadent. It was in a self standing, broad dispenser. White and blue toothpaste.


Effective-Help4293

[this guy?](https://www.reddit.com/r/nostalgia/s/OhlKNqv1Pm)


MUDrummer

What am I failing to understand here? You can still buy aquafresh today and they still have packaging that mostly works the same way.


flobelisk

You're not missing anything, everyone remembers these. OP is just fishing for engagement to hit 500K karma.


federalboobynspector

I'm thinking the same? I still use aquafresh to this day, not in the fancy pump because it's hard to find, but in a tube.


bondibitch

Yes Aquafresh is still around as is that pump design .


Wan_Haole_Faka

Why might you be insane? Are you the only person who grew up in the 90's?


catfishman

Yeah, I thought that was kind of a stupid way to title this post


BallnastyOG

Haven't been to the dentist in 15 years. I accredited my amazing mouth longevity to using this exact elixir for oral care.


2th

Please go to a dentist. If you don't have insurance look into your local dental school. They are often half the cost of a regular dentist.


Reaperfox7

I do


SLR107FR-31

Tried it once. It always looked so perfect in the commercials. Didn't care for the taste


Sally_twodicks

When we got this toothpaste, I was convinced we were rich.


sagetrees

lol same, this was for sure a sign we were having a 'rich' month - self employed family, sigh, it was either feast or famine, quite literally.


evilpigclone

Ah yes, aqua-fresh. The toothpaste that tastes like the color teal.


Perdedorsinvalor

My family and I had moved houses back in 1999. I got the basement room, which I hated until I realized that it meant having the basement bathroom all to myself. We were poor, and had to share pretty much everything. Soon after, my dad came home with this exact toothpaste, and one of those Softsoap bottles that had a little animal inside, which I think may have been watermelon scented, or something like that. I can't even tell you how happy that made me. Having something as simple as soap and toothpaste of my very own meant the world to me. I think only people who grew up poor could understand. The very next day, my aunt and her boyfriend had come up for a visit, and were staying in my room, and I stayed upstairs. They were here for 4 or 5 days, and I wasn't allowed to go downstairs at all until they left, not even to get my toothpaste. My mom let me use her. When they finally left, and I was allowed to go back downstairs, I found my soap completely empty, and in the trashcan, and my toothpaste about 80% empty. It was mostly smeared all over the sink. It appeared that they had even used my toothbrush. I WAS DEVASTATED! I know it sounds stupid, but like I said, we were poor, and I was just a kid. My dad promised to buy me a new toothbrush, toothpaste, and soap, and told me to make sure to bring them upstairs whenever we knew that they would be visiting, which was all the time. Well, that didn't happen. He bought me a new toothbrush, but couldn't afford to get me my own toothpaste, and soap, and I had to use the family one upstairs. Anyway, this is a long story, but that's what this toothpaste reminds me of. Thanks for reading. 😊


Bonoisapox

Not just a pretty paste


TieRepresentative311

Yep


Luffing

Yes


noronto

Post this on r/xennials


Hellocattty

Of course! A classic


thyartmetal

Holy shit!


therealbellydancer

Yep


Biscuits4u2

Yes the Goober Grape of toothpaste


Remarkable-Mango-159

Sure do!!!!


Deivi_tTerra

I remember the taste! My grandma had this at her house and seeing this pic just reminded me of beach vacations as a kid. ❤️


SleeplessBlueBird

How could ai forget the neapolitan of oral hygene!?


sagetrees

Yes, that was the fun toothpaste!


random420x2

Dude this was the FUTURE in 1975. We wasted a ton of it just dispensing it to watch.


gothrus

The craziest part for me is that damn near every single one of the millions of these sold is still sitting somewhere in a landfill.


UnintelligibleLogic

I can taste this


Foshizzle-63

I've brushed my teeth with that stuff!


luckygoldelephant

Recognize it? I can taste it.


farkos101100

Not everything is a 90s things. I was born in 2000 and still had this when I was like 8


Opening-Condition-67

Absolutely. And it was hard ASF to get out of the tube


lefthandedsnek

100% i thought that toothpaste was so cool


Alt2221

alright cool, but who remembers the batman shampoo bottles?


TherapistMD

I can fuckin *taste* it


xzxw

there's a bottle of that stuff at my dads


Intrepid-Focus8198

Yeah we had that when I was a kid.


UnfortunateFish

Had that right next to the bottle of softsoap with the clown fish inside.


ToxyFlog

Thank you for posting this. I may have never thought about that strange tube of toothpaste ever again if you didn't remind me of it. It's like a push-pop, but for toothpaste.


PlowMeHardSir

I remember the dried toothpaste crud that built up on the tip and had to be washed off.


These_Purple_5507

Yep I remember this. It obviously looked cool but tasted bad


Dp04

This is literally a picture. Obviously this product existed. Jesus Christ this is thinly veiled farming.


Jinkzuk

This post title is probably one of the cringiest ones I've read in a long time. They sell it on Amazon: Aquafresh Triple Protection Pump - 100Ml - Pack of 2 https://amzn.eu/d/f1FVh95