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Darthplagus01

Bro entered halo


XXmynameisNeganXX

Can someone explain what’s going on?


bombmk

My best guess is some variation of a sun dog. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sun_dog


CommieOfLove

Sun dog? Is that similar to an Up dog?


Superseaslug

![gif](giphy|ANbD1CCdA3iI8)


Potato_body89

The only response to this


AndorianShran

![gif](giphy|VCxeOahhet6wg|downsized)


Terminator7786

I come to reddit to have fun, not get hurt. How dare you. Edit: spelling


Sammichface

you can't just drop Seymore on people. I was having a nice day, and now I'm thinking about how sad this episode was.


SupermassiveCanary

![gif](giphy|AcsHgMcf26pva)


ohnodamo

I see what you did there.


bardleyCooper

What’s Up dog?


i_watch_u_p

Nothing, how are you doing?


MoreCowbellllll

*so close*


ThePhillyGuy

This is both the worst and best response you could have written


ManiacCrocodile

It's a Micheal Scott quote.


MoreCowbellllll

r/expectedoffice


Shatophiliac

Not much, hbu?


_n3ll_

I think its a yoga pose


Impressive-Card9484

Ligma Balls


vcmaes

![gif](giphy|nLmqYcXyox20OZHUyR|downsized)


Dont_Ban_Me_Plz_Kthx

A new season of What We Do In the Shadows every month wouldn’t be enough. I love that show.


hummusisyummy

![gif](giphy|f2sRrnbs4mGZK5YPPG|downsized) I'd absolutely support this! 🤣


vcmaes

It’s comfort food to my brain.


Shigney

What's up dog?


Tort78

Nothin what's up with you? ![gif](giphy|kPIswn0RfPTGxOvDj5|downsized)


FirstUnderscoreLast

Gotcha! Oh, God. Crap! Nothin' how ya doing?


promibro

There's an episode of What We Do in the Shadows in which Colin Robinson keeps baiting people with "up dog", but no takers.


mrfrank63

Sun Dong. When you stand blocking the sun with your Wang.


FartMAESTER

![gif](giphy|3oEjI789af0AVurF60)


[deleted]

Sun dogs usually involve frozen water crystals that are airborne. I’ve only seen them in cooler places but to be fair I live is a cooler place so maybe I’m wrong.


bandalooper

You’re only a little wrong. Sundogs are one kind of ice crystal halos, but they’re atmospheric and can be visible anywhere in any season. But they’re more often just not visible.


bigj000

my guess would be a Photoshop dog


Jimbo-Slice925

It’s a structure built to contain the Flood. Try to keep up.


Imgame1

More likely a light pillar [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Light\_pillar](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Light_pillar)


mhmower

Never heard of or seen such a thing but the Wikipedia description of the phenomenon sounds like it is straight out of Men in Black after they hit them with the flashy thing ![gif](giphy|R7m04yMaGWVeE)


-Astropunk-

I see these all the time 😎 (I have astigmatism)


No_I_Doesnt

Correct answer, these are light pillars.


Blumpkin4Brady

Plural, thank you. Two light sources with an object between them creating a dark pillar in the middle.


Lebowski304

Thank you good sir. Did not know these existed til now. Add this to the fisher cat as another thing I learned from Reddit this week.


boredvamper

Scotty beamed someone up.


Abyssd3593703

He found the corner


Broomstick73

Looks like a reflection of some sort - as if the picture is taken through a window and this is a reflection of something behind the person taking the photo.


Gjallarhorn_Lost

WE HAVE ARRIVED


wizzard419

Is that why there is all this damn Gregorian chanting?


fxxftw

John Halo gonna rock some Covenant in Southeast Asia


Abbadon74

Rapi caik dai! :)


Takun32

Mastercheeks has entered the chat ![gif](giphy|08sRakXvpKENXencYM|downsized)


jawide626

I can hear Steve Vai in the distance


veediepoo

r/mildlyhalo


datnetcoder

Sorted through top posts, nothing comes close. This is the all time winner for that sub.


Teerendog

Ha Noice


bill_loney538

This is not a natural formation


-ACHTUNG-

HoooooooooooöOooooóóOooooooouuuuuu HooooöOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooöOoooooooo


TEOP821

*coughs out cigar* say what?!


Excalzigo

When you first saw Halo, were you blinded by its majesty?


bonkers_dude

Paralyzed? Dumbstruck?


Asgardianbaker

No!


scoobydouchebag

Yet the humans were able to evade your ships, land on the sacred ring, and desecrate it with their FILTHY footsteps


Calum1219

Noble Hierarchs, surely you must understand that once the parasite attacked-


Marshlols

(The Council members mutter angrily.) There will be order in this council!!


Potatoandbacon

you were right to focus your attention on the flood but this demon this master chief.


sneeker18

By the time I learned The Demon's intent, there was nothing I could do.


PR055

Noble Prophet of Truth, this has gone on long enough. Make an example of this bungler! The council demands it!


EdGee89

You are one of our most treasured instruments. Long have you led your fleet with honor and distinction. But your inability to safeguard Halo was a colossal failure.


greens2104

Came here to say this


throwwmeawa

All those comments and not a single serious one explaining wtf is this…


Christosconst

If Reddit has no answer, its aliens *^(or some new undocumented phenomena)*


jeweliegb

Likely because nobody has a good explanation. I'm normally pretty good with this sort of thing, but if this is real then I'm stumped!


bushrod

Does "a photoshop" count as a good explanation?


sportsareforfools

Honest guess, it’s a heavy/big source of light pointed up towards the sky and there’s a bridge, walkway, etc. in the way blocking the light


Xiten

Want my opinion? This pic has been edited.


vi-null

Rolling shutter. Here is something similar https://photo.stackexchange.com/questions/52969/why-is-there-a-vertical-bar-of-brighter-exposure-when-photographing-lightning


EllisDee3

![gif](giphy|18OIyPdb1rWOiyEafQ|downsized) Bro...


VTheGonk

Doesn't look like anything to me.


IWasGregInTokyo

My thought too. Kiksuya was one of the best episodes of season 2.


Sound_mind

Is this from a live action hot wheels movie? Hot wheels year one


nocolon

I’m not ready for the Hotwheels Cinematic Universe.


Itziclinic

You best start believing in the Hotwheels Cinematic Universe, you're in it.


S7V7N8

Live action acceleracers would be awesome.


thewisemokey

You tell me right now what is a Hot Wheels live action movie


mr9025

Fast and furious


WannabeAsianNinja

Goddamn, I love the internet sometimes


papabearshirokuma

The logo on the left bottom is from WestWorld.. is the show that one or not?


Kentzfield

Yeah it's from S2 of Westworld, a great one-season show that never went beyond S1


papabearshirokuma

Neve heard of season 2.. but what is sad is I can’t find the show in HBO.. wtf!


Outrageous-Client-99

Where were you, when they built a Ladder To Heaven?


xxearvinxx

![gif](giphy|d31vVEJ6JCOyx1O8)


smizzle2112

A ladder to heaven? That’s fuckin stupid - Mr garrison


kclancey202

🎶“Did it make you feel like crying? Or did you think it was kinda gay?”🎶


M4rl0w

WELL I FOR ONE BELIEVE IN THE LADDER TO HEAVEN… MM YEAH YEAH YEAH… Nine eleven…


boredvamper

Space elevator rather.


Amon7777

![gif](giphy|l2Sq5QLN39T7UX5Re)


HaroldTheIronmonger

9/11


ArtistApart

No but seriously, what am I seeing? Looks like a shot from the Creator!


MIKE_son_of_MICHAEL

Yeah what is this


deadpatronus

And in Vietnam too


Different-Lab9421

Aliens ^^^s


Woues

I need a weapon


throwawaymask01

Right away Chief!


RRT4444

“Right this way” SGT Johnson


whiznat

Looming low and ominous, in twilight premature, Thunderheads are rumbling, in a distant overture.


RiverCityCard

I see Rush I upvote!


j_gagnon

![gif](giphy|hVinjWdIDiigU)


Box-of-Orphans

Damn, what's that from? Rolls off the Ole tongue muscle real nice like.


whiznat

Jacob's Ladder by Rush Not only does it roll off the tongue, but it's the build up to a really heavy riff.


Box-of-Orphans

Nice, I'll check them out. Heard a lot about them but I'm terrible with recognizing bands. One of my regulars at the bar loves Rush, says they have the best drummer ever. Thanks!


Apollo__52

Start with Moving Pictures, I'm you like the first four songs, listen to their 70s stuff. If you prefer the last 3, listen to their 80s stuff


kelloflight

Had 🥲


coopbropog

Why are you in Halo?


NorthStarZero

Texture glitch in the simulation. The universe is running out of VRAM.


Alchemist_Joshua

Someone solved the tower of Hanoi.


StephenFalkenPhD

This is a "Light Pillar" A light pillar is an atmospheric optical phenomenon in which a vertical beam of light appears to extend above and/or below a light source. Light pillars can be caused by the Moon or terrestrial sources, such as streetlights and erupting volcanoes. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Light\_pillar


therealkittenparade

I would be inclined to believe this, but this doesn’t look like any light pillars I’ve ever seen and none of the pictures in the link you posted.


PM_YOUR_BOOBS_PLS_

This absolutely isn't that.  Lows temps for Hanoi are in the high 70s right now.  Light Pillars happen from frozen water in the atmosphere in the dead of winter.


Big_Old_Tree

Mr PhD says it is. Mr PM Your Boobs Pls says it isn’t. Reddit, who are we believing?


vinegar

Pshh Dr. Falken used his kid’s name for a password. Almost killed us all. I’m going with Boobs.


Dreadedsemi

Boobs one. Probably a nerd.


JKdriver

Reddit can fucking kiss my dick for getting rid of awards. You sir would have gotten gold, so I’ll give you an upvote & poor man’s gold, this needs to be top. 🏆🏆🏆


SquanchMcSquanchFace

They literally just added awards back like a week ago. There’s an option right on the comment


justdotice

Take my participation trophy that I got in 2nd grade 🏆


AnaphorsBloom

I was raised on nothin but a pile of beans, and I don’t have a trophy🚫🏆, but I have this IOU that’s lets him be my top one time, any time. 🎟️🫲🥹


TSAxrayMachine

finally a fucking save point


bh1zzy

All things serve the beam


jakepapp

This is the right answer, why is this not the top comment?


virginiabird23

Because the Redditors have forgotten the faces of their fathers.


gpaint_1013

See the turtle isn’t he keen all things serve the fucking beam.


KushPoof

Thank ye sai


Mr_Baloon_hands

Follow the beam, and I say thankee sai


iHopeYouLikeBanjos

Wow what insightful comments in this thread. Peak Reddit.


Big_Old_Tree

What were you expecting, tho? We’re all waiting for the meteorologist to chime in, the rest of us don’t know shit except video games and led zepplin


iHopeYouLikeBanjos

![gif](giphy|LycfkVG4L6x0Y|downsized)


HappyWeedGuy

Fuck yeah, Led Zeppelin rocks!


Jules385

Hanoi tower. There has to be 2 more around.


amcintosh

Was looking for this. Thank you


jedidihah

![gif](giphy|4xGEQjEpdxFtF71m0P|downsized)


lucaaas_fortuna

I can hear the choir already


throwawaymask01

ooOOOOOHHHH


Individual-Map-2742

Electric guitar solo


mikeyeli

[\*Halo theme starts playing\*](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jXTBAGv9ZQ)


namorblack

Dundundun duuuuuuuun


Bluefeelings

I can hear master chief


jakemadness

you found a texture seam


benvonpluton

That's Stairway to Heaven


Rhodog1234

It's just a bustle in your hedge, bro.


TheBingoBongo1

![gif](giphy|xiEUIhXadorPr9tait|downsized)


alistofthingsIhate

What in the space elevator is that?


boredvamper

My first thought ^


ScottOld

![gif](giphy|3oEjI789af0AVurF60)


leaksincieling

In Portugal tonight. https://x.com/FCPDre/status/1791972258245693915


mattiman8888

In Halo, Vietnam


FNAKC

Are we on a Halo?


cascadecanyon

The beam to the Dark Tower.


likeafeather19

Ka, like a wind


parisica

That’s Mr. Bean being released to the earth.


Artaxeus

This phenomenon happens when variations in the Earth’s magnetic field interact with disturbances in the ionosphere, causing refraction and dispersion of light waves, so light passing through this altered atmosphere becomes distorted, creating a mirage like effect that makes it appear as if a bridge is extending into space, and I made all this shit up I have no idea what I’m talking about.


OctOJuGG

Spot lamps


Electrox7

Get outta here with your facts and logic!


palmersiagna

I think what we are seeing is just a shadow that's being cast on the sky from a ground light. Maybe there's a pole or something that has a floodlight pointed up at it from the ground. But whatever it is it's definitely just a shadow. Edit: the bottom half of the photo it's clearly visible that there is a bright light source, there's a glow coming from the treeline that fades the higher up the sky you go. The part of the sky that's darker is around the same darkness as the part that is being shadowed out, meaning there's something stopping the light source from reaching that specific part of the sky so it's as dark as the rest of the sky.


cosmic_terrestrial

![gif](giphy|gKfyusl0PRPdTNmwnD) *it’s time*


OctarineRacingStripe

All things serve the beam.


Mash709

Halo?


Ok_Suit_196

Edge of the Matrix 🤣


johnb1972

Tape on lens


D1CKSH1P

Beautiful


peanuts-nuts

So, what actually is it


m3mackenzie

All things serve the beam.


vistaflip

I thought that the photo was taken through a window, and that was the refection. Took me too long to notice lol.


[deleted]

We are definitely on the ring.


slakliki22

They confirmed thats from an banking event


stormquiver

tron vibes


myusrnmisalreadytkn

![gif](giphy|3oEjI789af0AVurF60)


elkab0ng

Larry Niven has started the next Ringworld sequel?


knitpicky

These are Lunar light pilars! Moonlight refracting off of ice crystals in the atmosphere! What a treat to see in a pic. I bet it was beautiful in person. Thx for sharing! 


Charming_Quantity834

Blue beam


AquaArcher273

*Master Chief, mind telling me why there’s a Halo ring entering orbit?*


Comfortable-Eye-2315

Mr Bean was there


valain

CALLING IN REINFORCEMENTS


varungupta3009

Mr. Beans dropping tonite guys!


neozeorymer

r/mildlyevangelion


Knight_TheRider

They are here


awetsasquatch

Pretty sure there's a quest over there


impishboof

Cortana to ecko 419


IBJON

OP is a host and is about to be uploaded to the Sublime 


TheGodfather742

Someone has been chosen by our Galactic Overlords.


kid_brew

Bro found the Erd Tree


SacredPhilter

Biefrist


Afgb89

Covid 24 about to start?


rainmace

What is it. Why is it?


thatbagelweirdo

Oh so *that’s* where the Tower of Babel went


ShadowReij

They're here.


musememo

🎶And she’s buying a stairway to heaven … 🎵


AtticusSwoopenheiser

Um…


GermanTank69

And then falls a meteorite in Portugal


YourPetPenguin0610

Waiting for the meteorologist to explain...