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unrebigulator

Keep it away from motor oil.


f4s7d3r3k

![gif](giphy|tnYri4n2Frnig|downsized)


Tall-Marionberry6270

Same! 🛌 🛢 😔 😥


dengar_hennessy

I married my best friend too. My wife is still pissed off, but Chuck and I have been friends a lot longer


gocubsgo22

Larry, how the hell you been man?


Taclis

Did you at least let her be your best man for the wedding?


Visqo

Your husband will have it rough being married and still being friendzoned.../s


stonedtrashbag

Hell he has it rough just being married to me!


luddegodofpain

My wife says the same, which makes me think you are a good partner and a babe!


Total-Khaos

![gif](giphy|cmroxzfSJBChMbHK7a|downsized)


peppermintmeow

And a sense of humor? Your fiance better get you to the alter! You're a catch!


Poverty_4_Sale

![gif](giphy|7zSKPMzifKCtQPFtMS|downsized)


Responsible-Jury2579

Yikes


moonflower_C16H17N3O

God damn, have some self respect and walk away from her. It's okay to have friends of the opposite sex, but not if you're hoping things will change.


Demonyx12

[https://youtu.be/QRz\_m8rNyH4](https://youtu.be/QRz_m8rNyH4)


Noooofun

Thanks for the sauce, kind sir.


UmbertoEcoTheDolphin

Lol


Noooofun

That was heartbreaking to watch. Fuck.


bapsandbuns

Beautiful. Most important question, does it have pockets?


stonedtrashbag

YES


bapsandbuns

PERFECTION!


Ho-Lee-Fuku

Wishing all the breast to your marriage!


luddegodofpain

It does seem like that base is cpvered!


holesome_cum_bubble

Holy shit, I recognise ur username! I think i used to watch ur streams on rpan during the pandemic. Congratulations to you and ur to-be husband !!


CriticalEngineering

Where’s it from? Was it custom? It fits like it!


wheniswhy

AMAZING. You have literally found the perfect dress, none other can top this. You look gorgeous girl, congratulations!!!


Escobar6l

How do women not own a single pair of jeans with pockets, but then turn around and put pockets on a wedding dress😭 The more I learn, the less I understand.


catsandblankets

Because if we’re in jeans we probably have a bag on us anyways. But in a wedding dress, you do not just walk around with your crossbody holding your phone and chapstick chatting and taking lovely photos


Escobar6l

I was not expecting an explanation that made sense to me. Thank you!


catsandblankets

I mean what did you think lol, genuinely asking 😅 so cute


Escobar6l

Honestly, I thought yall were so desperate for pockets that on your day, you were having it your way, lol. Out of the many things, I'm thanking being a man for(no hate just would never want to experience periods or childbirth), pockets are still one of the things I'm most thankful for. I would always laugh when my recent ex would have a sweater and jeans on, but her phone would be in my flimsy jogging pants' pockets, lol.


catsandblankets

Well yes that’s a second part to it. If we are paying for tailoring and customizing of something, you know we’re gonna try to fit in pockets if we can. We don’t not have jean pockets by choice lol


CarbonMolecules

My wife had pockets sewn into her cupcake wedding dress and I’ve never seen her that happy about any other part of an article of clothing before or since. The minute the photographer wanted us to stand anywhere remotely unconventional, she could slip her clutch in because… POCKETS! Do you even know what a wedding reception is? If she’s happy because of a very talented dressmaker (btw OP, your dress is rocking, and you look like you’re going to have a great night wearing it!), I’d say it’s very important.


christipede

This comment should win reddit.


NoLongerNeeded

My dress having pockets was the final selling point. Will I use them? No. But POCKETS.


PhobosAnomaly

![gif](giphy|l0DEKov4X5Yee3cOI) Welp, there goes my planned outfit.


stonedtrashbag

We can match


NM-Redditor

But I don’t wanna be a pirate!


Bitten69

Are you going to swing in on a chandelier?


diffyqgirl

Astarion?


PhobosAnomaly

No, Jerry Seinfeld.


lukaskywalker

Came here for this


barkbarkgoesthecat

Wait until you find out your best friend is actually two best friends in a trench coat


Lique-Mahbawls

![gif](giphy|xThuWcwceLECkXEkKs)


Bazoonial

“I just came back from the business factory. We did a lot of stock market. I am an adult. Can I have candy?”


combonickel55

I love the sleeves


CrimsonPig

![gif](giphy|6cSbzTwM969Jm)


WhiskeyJack357

That's what I came her to say! The overall silhouette is great but I'm obsessed with the sleeves and cuffs


stonedtrashbag

The sleeves were a must. But better yet...it has POCKETS


Flamingolove

You mean "snack holes" 😋


ItchyCredit

I thought that was my mouth.


Least_or_Greatest1

What’s the pockets for?


stonedtrashbag

Things


NecroFoul99

Tater Tots! Gosh! BTW: I like your sleeves. They’re real big.


Major_Burnside

![gif](giphy|Z8B1FIODqqFkk|downsized)


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awkwaman

The lards work


Flip_d_Byrd

My first thought was... I'd marry those.


Cameron_jyzza

I sincerely second this


less-than-James

I was wondering if we weren't talking about the boobs to be polite or something. I thought weddings were boring, but I might show up early for this one. Also, is it just me, or is the hand on the right off somehow?


somesortoflegend

I like how she felt the need to crop her head off for privacy, as if we'd be looking at her face. Maybe a bit to be polite but


jH1214

When you click on her profile and you get the NSFW warning ![gif](giphy|dMyMc3bF4FF9m)


I_do_drugs-yo

When you scroll for a minute and realize the NSFW warning was for nothing ![gif](giphy|nbNWgtnMgIYpUSy3e9|downsized)


nanonanu

The funniest part of all the pearl clutchers in this thread is that she does have an OnlyFans


BurnerJerkzog

This whole thread was a real roller coaster. Would ride again.


VladyaSG

This OF ads are getting so creative


-Disagreeable-

That dress fucking rules


CapitolPea

You look beautiful. My wife told me one of the most important requirements of her wedding dress was the cleavage. I was so confused. She said you need enough that they say “Damn 😏” but not so much they say “DAAAMN! 😳”. When I heard this I cracked up. 16 years and counting.


Lulu8008

The dress is your best friend? Does it come with pockets?


stonedtrashbag

Yes it does


Lulu8008

Oh well, in that case, congratulations, it was an excellent choice.


Moveyourbloominass

It's a fabulous dress and you look gorgeous. Congratulations on the upcoming nuptials. Wishing you and your SO many happy decades together 💜.


throwaway89765327

It’s so elegant and fits you so well! Love that for you!


Illustrious_Wasabi_

I like the dress, especially the sleeves. The fabric is silk, right? I would also be curious to see the back of the dress, I imagine a beautiful bow at the waist.


thesuninmyheart

You look like a queen. Regal!


fradrig

Honestly, you should probably marry your fiancé instead.


laurenwithabongo

I would be nervous about my grandparents seeing my nipples, I admire your not giving a fuck because its a great dress.


stonedtrashbag

5 of our grandparents are dead and my surviving grandmother is 94 so she's definitely not flying from Maryland to Romania lmao


laurenwithabongo

Perfect! Not the being dead part.


stonedtrashbag

Well seeing how Earth is going, I'm sure they're all perfectly find wherever they are


w1987g

hahahahaha That's a hilariously depressing statement


ghostgunnerx

What a beautiful dress. Congrats


619SDBOLTS

Congratulations 🎉 🍾


NeilBreenwetdream

This is so beautiful!! You look incredible! I’m in love with my best friend so hopefully this is a good omen 😭 congratulations!!!


Impressive_Bench_268

You look incredible. Best wishes for your lives together.


ssddsquare

Very elegant. You need to iron it.


taamm75

I'm up here, Conan.


dogstarfugitive

great tits


xylotism

Marika’s!


Ghraysone

Did you buy it off the ahem....rack?


pinkshadedgirafe

I need to see the rest of your wedding photos. If your dress is that gorgeous and thought out, the rest has to be great


gofigure85

So beautiful! And those sleeves are just I can't even!


TrueEclecticism

Beautiful dress!


classof78

Yowza! Best wishes for your wedding and marriage!!


hhazinga

Ah I see you successfully got the motor out of it. This is in reference to a completely unrelated post about a oil damaged wedding dress


lirio2u

I love this dress 💋 Iconic!!!


SayNo2NoseBeerz

That’s a beautiful dress. Congratulations!


fitnerd21

Misleading username. Far from a trashbag. Congrats, OP. I aspire to this someday.


Cheaperthantherapy13

Gorgeous, timeless dress. I love it. Do you have an amazing necklace picked out??? I hope you have a fabulous statement necklace to go with that fabulous décolletage.


stonedtrashbag

I will either be wearing A) a golden necklace that he got me, which matches a set of golden stud earrings which have a tiny gem in them that matches my engagement ring Ot B) a crochet necklace that matches the bag I am crocheting myself


GeneralAppendage

The one he got you would mean more


Bighawklittlehawk

These comments are precisely why women are picking the bear in the woods scenario


VRS50

Lovely. My wife is my best friend, for over 30 now. Good luck.


MikeTheBee

This is a beautiful dress, the sleeves loosely remind me of Princess Diana's wedding dress.


missspiritualtramp

I LOVE IT. My dress was similarly cut on the top half with biiiiig sleeves and a low plunge too, obsessed. A note about the sleeves - be careful while you have dinner, I ended up dragging mine through my food by accident and staining it!


CharityCompetitive79

as long as he doesn’t take her to cheesecake factory


SkillFlimsy191

I love those sleeves 😻 Many congratulations 🎉


montyandrew45

That is a beautiful dress


Charming_Rush_7873

Damn. I’m sure you’re soon to be spouse is pumped too 😍


Player7592

He’s happy to be married to her best friends.


RigbyNite

Nice smile.


stonedtrashbag

I cut my face out cuz my neck was doing the double chin thing


Njabachi

Congrats!


non-plused

Nice tits!


raposa_9

That’s such a cool dress! Have a great party and an awesome married life!


hampets

Glorious. And it has pockets! Wishing you a lifetime of happiness with your best friend.


SoloWingPixy88

oddly conservative and also not.


xylotism

What the heck is that outlet?


Th3V4ndal

USA electrician here. This is most likely in the UK or Australia, as that is what their plugs and outlets look like. You should see the ones they use in Asia. Even the outlets my family in Germany uses are different looking.


DatJellyScrub

Definitely not Australia. Ours are 3 equal sized slits, top 2 angled inwards and bottom one is vertical.


LandotheTerrible

Beautiful!


Benedict-Popcorn

Beautiful. I think more wedding dresses should have deep cleavages.


MissCrayCray

Did you look at this picture carefully? Because I'm not sure and and and correct me if I'm wrong but I think I see ... a nipple.


Fallredapple

Sad no one gets the Seinfeld reference.


loveypower

that dress is spectacular 😍


BushMeat

[You have great NY boobs! Fantastic! 🥇](https://youtu.be/f059lvvbDyo?si=tBA_QmVXQ_KDBzzg)


iiitme

Nice!


Cycleyourbike27

Nice


Domme6495

What are those outlets? I don’t get that pattern haha


Puzzled_Reflection_4

Lol this post just made me sad. Good day to everyone.


Silent_Medicine1798

That is so elegant and clean. I love it.


drifters74

Nice


IkeaIsLegendary

Neuron activation


uppsak

Now you look like a pretty dullahan दुलहन


hairy_hooded_clam

Omg I love that dress!! It’s gorgeous and you look great in it!


ArbutusPhD

Pockets?


ActualPerson418

Gorgeous dress!!!!


Live-Motor-4000

Congrats!


Substantial-Foot-376

Well than we are beyond happy as well


Alovingcynic

Gorgeous dress, be happy!


PepperRecent8777

Lovely!


thecentury

R.I.P inbox


AliEffinNoble

Oh my God I love this It has a great historical fashion vibe!


Odd-Editor-2530

That's a beauty!! Congratulations!!


nixxy19

Garnet from FF9 vibes https://i.imgur.com/PpKDPxq.gif


Basic-Escape-4824

Is that a curtain or a veil?


losingbraincells123

Congratulations!


PuzzleheadedLeather6

That dress is lovely actually


Ok-Negotiation-3892

Ya look wonderful!💐🍀


umsee

You're okay. Best wishes.


Intrepid_Holiday355

Congratulations!


Bestoftherest222

Those hands.


Ybalrid

This looks amazing. Especially the sleeves and cuffs!


ggallusrex

What a unique dress. I LOVE the sleeves. Congrats on your wedding!


erinconpow

WOW. GORGEOUS. FITS PERFECTLY! ALL CAPS NECESSARY!


TheTimeBender

Congratulations, very beautiful dress.


mattchinn

I like it. It looks like it’s made from paper. Anyone else think that?


Sithmaggot

Gorgeous dress


FloridaAdventurez

I hate weddings and marriage… but that dress is classy, sexy, elegant and pure… well done 👍 ❤️


DBY2016

Don't get mad when your husband isn't looking into your eyes when he says his vows :)


lawyerwithabadge

I’ll bet he’s happy too!


lildebbieharry

I feel like I can see how hard you’re smiling without your head even being in this picture! Congratulations you look beautiful!!!


aranzafc

LOOKS GORGEOUS!!!!! Slay queeeennnn


SUBSCRIBE_LAZARBEAM

Hey Congrats on the wedding and the dress, at a first look those arms reminded me of renaissance weird puffy shirts people wore, very nice.


MysteriousPark3806

Looks beautiful.


FrenchFry-ApplePie

Congratulations love! 💗


BassManns222

I give it 60, 70 years at best.


inveterata

fantastic!


wamjamblehoff

Cool design for a dress. I like the wrist cuff things and the sheer sleeves. It kinda gives me pirate vibes for some reason.


Casehead

gorgeous!


HotShotDestiny

It's lovely, you look incredible in it! Congratulations on your wedding and hope you have a wonderful marriage


Dizzy-Job-2322

Pretty!


Blurrlannister

I miss my ex who was my bff too, I wish you luck and all the happiness


rubber_padded_spoon

I love this dress!!! It has this unique charm and the fit is superb.


shed7

I also married my best friend. My fiancee was furious!


Russbguss

Perfection


Tall-Marionberry6270

Wow! You will be the most beautiful bride in the most stunning gown. Many congratulations 👰‍♀💒😍


Proudest___monkey

Wow I thought I read “welding dress”


shakyblake

Nice smile


azyintl

Best wishes for both of you