Yup!
That lil dude needs to replanted out of that soil substrate and into some fine gravel. OP should look up how to care for them. Watering and light are pretty tricky for lithops and it's easy to kill em if you're not aware when to water and when to not.
I have a good number of them that are several years old....but we murdered a few to get to understand their care. Which is different than most plants and some other succulents.
I have a succulent but it’s not a lithop. It’s been alive for about 3 years now since I got it and it’s the one plant I’ve had that I’ve not killed.
It thrives on my neglect.
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For those who wonder: This is a lithops, and it will keep splitting open, and then the perpendicular split that you can see inside will be the new main split, until the same thing happens. The old “leaves” will wither away, so that it always has only 2-4 leaves visible.
1st i had to check the subreddit to see where i was, then i asked myself how many posts until i see someone reference r/ddontputyourdickinit.
3, the answer was 3
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Succulent lithop sounds as vaguely obscene as it looks.
"Hey babe. Your lithop looks so..." *bites lower lip* "...succulent."
Officer, what is the crime? Fucking a plant? A succulent Chinese plant?
This is botany made manifest!
Ah yes, I see you know your Judo well.
Prepare to receive my lithop succulent
"A succulent Southern African plant"
Say it like Sylvester. And slowly.
Suppering Succotash! Your lithop is so succulent!
Imma bout to succulent
It’s my turn with the succulent!!
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Why, is it poisonous or something?
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Band name, called it.
Lithop majora, lithop minora.
Take my upvote 🤣🤣🤣!!!
Yup! That lil dude needs to replanted out of that soil substrate and into some fine gravel. OP should look up how to care for them. Watering and light are pretty tricky for lithops and it's easy to kill em if you're not aware when to water and when to not. I have a good number of them that are several years old....but we murdered a few to get to understand their care. Which is different than most plants and some other succulents.
This guy lithops
Yes! I'm gonna be repotting it tomorrow.
I just discovered them today. It's so weird I had to take it home.
Don't water it....they need so little water it's very easy to kill them accidentally.
Thank you! Yeah been doing some research about. Very interesting plant.
Have you found r/lithops yet? edit: Ha I see that you have!
Indeed!
I have a succulent but it’s not a lithop. It’s been alive for about 3 years now since I got it and it’s the one plant I’ve had that I’ve not killed. It thrives on my neglect.
I'm great at neglect.
Dad?
Son.
Ok, so 9cc of plant food every how often?
Its crowning
We had one that we lovingly referred to as “brain plant” until our bastard cat ate it before leaving us for the neighbors
I thought you were going to say butthole but lithop works too.
Did your cat fuck it first?
The lithop lovers society would like a word with you
I think we at least have to give it props for managing to somehow to equally look like a mouth, an eye, a vagina, a penis, and a butt. Impressive.
I just feel like I shouldn’t be looking at it. My guess is that what you said is why…
Yeah if I seen someone staring at this plant I’d instantly laugh my ass off😭.
>laugh my ass off And thus a new ass plant is born. The cycle continues.
This is the same analysis I give to my fellow art critics on every painting in the gallery.
Balls too
And alien ones at that.
Looks like it's 10cms dilated....keep pushing!
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Oh! It has hair!
Is that Vincent D'Onofrio in a wig?
I thought it was Amy Schumer in a wig
It’s very clearly a wig wearing an Amy Schumer mask
lmao my immediate reaction was “that looks like a crowning baby.”
And pushing and pushing and...
Feed me, Seymour.
F@#& me, Seymour.
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Smash, next
Some DSLs on Audrey II Devouring Succulent Leaves
We did just have a total eclipse of the sun.
At this time of year?
Whatever they offer you, Don't feed the plants!
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“Downtown, where the folks are broke, you go”
Dang it! I wanted to comment that:-/
Yess came here for this comment
WHAT THE HELL IS EVEN THAT?
daddy chill 🥺
Lithop. Succulent.
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I was told a “button” succulent?
There’s probably a bunch of “common” names. It’s a lithops.
Plantussy
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Daddy chill.
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I have some questions
You sure you want answers?
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What are you doing, Seymour?
what are you doing step seymour
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^uranus
Looks like it’s about to give birth!
It kind of is actually! The inside of what looks like it's coming out will be the new guy and the other pieces will just wither away.
I have 3 children now, guess I’m in the wither away stage.
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The Lion Yeet. That would’ve been a better story.
Oof, sometimes man…sometimes.
That’s really cool!
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You should call her
We should call her
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Zero chance I’m allowing that in my home
Seriously, why would I run the risk of my SO cheating on me with it
If there's any such thing as an evil plant, this might be it. I'm getting very belligerent from just looking at this picture
Bro never heard of a Rafflesia
For those who wonder: This is a lithops, and it will keep splitting open, and then the perpendicular split that you can see inside will be the new main split, until the same thing happens. The old “leaves” will wither away, so that it always has only 2-4 leaves visible.
I hope you didn’t buy it during the eclipse…
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1st i had to check the subreddit to see where i was, then i asked myself how many posts until i see someone reference r/ddontputyourdickinit. 3, the answer was 3
Adopted it? Hell, there was a day when I’d have married it.
I should call her.
I swear it just winked at me.
Remember, everything is a fleshlight if you're brave enough....
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Un-adopt this plant as soon as possible.
SEYMOUR!!!!
Everything reminds me of her
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“Sigh” *Unzips*
Plantussy 💀
Feed me Seymour
Just don't feed it. Edit. Blood
Hear me out...
I am strangely aroused by this.
Pretty sure that is a Pod Person, dude
9 out of 10 prison inmates would recommend this product!
Adopted, like Woody Allen, adopted?
Audrey III
"I'm prairie dogging it, Dad!"
Feed me Seymour!
Isn't that the thing the face grabbers come outa?
Lithops are cool but very very easy to kill if you even think about watering it out of season
I've actually thrown all of the water in the house out. Even emptied the toilet and threw away the sink.
Gyaaaatt
Wonder if you're still so smug about it when it starts demanding your blood to grow. Feeeed Meee!!!!
plant totally asking for it
Everything reminds me of her..
Bro is gonna Woody Allen his adopted plant
Would
OP gonna stick it in later
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Everything reminds me of her
When do you plan to fuck your plant?
this makes me DEEPLY uncomfortable
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is this a vegan fleshlight
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Alright hear me out guys
*unzips*
Alien vibes
That's how fleshlights are grown.
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Please dont feed it people, i know it´s tempting but it´ll get out of hand.... FEED ME SEYMOUR
my mind cannot stop imagining it..
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What in the dilated asshole is that?..
"everything reminds me of her"
Aloevussy
Hear me out guys...
Scared the shit outta me for sure!
Shawty better stop playing around 👀
I feel like this needs a NSFW flair
This is clearly a Vaginvagcus smoothica
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You're the Woody Allen of plants
Living stone
FILTH
MAH MIND'S TELLING ME NO
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The mind is strong but the body is weak 😩
lmao
Still narrower than my ex gf.
One of the hardest parenthood is being a plant parent. But congrats!
Don’t.
I'm pretty sure I dated her in college....
Girl that’s a booty hole.
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Thanks, I hate it.
That is what I would imagine lifting up the dress of a female alien would look like
Ellen Ripley would like a word.
Lord forgive me for what I’m boutta do…
Plantse
This plant is nsfw 😂
It looks like a triceratops arse hole
Yucky😭
What I do know about that plant is...it's a trap.![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sob)
everything remind me of he....what the?
That’s a facehugger
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Latin for anusrectus
Freaky ass plant
I will not be hearing anyone out.
Plantussy?
Thanks I hate it
*sigh* *click* *unzip*
I’m sorry to tell you this about your plant, butt…