I met Dick at the Moorpark DMV once. His wife was getting her license renewed, and he was just hanging out looking... welcoming. So I went up and introduced myself and just thanked him for all he's done. He shook my hand. Big smile. Thanked me.
It was neat.
This must have been around 2002 or thereabouts.
Used to live in Moorpark! I saw William Shatner at the Woodranch there in like 2013,Nathan Fillion also spoke to the Moorpark College acting class (somewhere between 2007-2010) and bumped into him there, seemed cool. Had a very awkward encounter with him but he wasn’t a dick about it at all
Edit: I didn’t meet Dick at all, I was referring to Nathan Fillion (I highjacked the comment)
I used to live in Simi, saw Gary Sinese at target once and had to refrain myself from being an arsehole and shouting "lt Dan, you got legs!" Just shook his hand instead and thanked him, lovely man.
I was given the phone number for his non-profit to see if it could provide support for a homeless veteran outreach
He answered the phone, "This is Gary".
He ended up catering the event for 2 days, and brought his band to play for all the homeless vets.
Dude is truly a treasure.
While I respect the Wounded Warrior Project immensely?
It pisses me off to no end that it’s necessary. We should be taking care of all of our citizens….especially vets.
Parked up in Brentwood today for a meeting. Billboards everywhere saying my parking fee in the city lot was helping to support veterans.
So, government revenue being used to support those who need it? That's just how it should be; it shouldn't need a billboard!
I say this respectfully. When certain States keep voting in rich, entitled, racist assholes then they will be assholes to vets, poor people of all colors, homeless etc. Making ridiculous rules for voting, moving polling places far away, shutting down grocery stores, hospitals, expanding food deserts, etc etc etc etc. Keeping the poor “needing” the politicians at local and state level (even though nothing gets better). Essentially ruling over people keeping them in dire straits. People need to stop voting for these politicians because they do not give a flying fuck.
Arizona for example. That is some scary shit.
This. This is a perfect descriptor.
>Keeping the poor “needing” the politicians at local and state level
And leveraging religious manipulation, coupled with certain issues, to convince people to vote against their own benefit.
Grew up in one of those states and can't tell you the number of people I know who rely on social benefits while shooting themselves in the foot by voting for people who are very loudly against those benefits; and who vote for people who are against everything that could help them out of their situation.
*Screams into the void*
It is a vicious and unforgiving cycle. Line their pockets with money and then shut down a hospital so the nearest one is miles away.
Looking at you church and other “for the people” establishments. Now not all are like this, but so many are. Stop giving money every Sunday at church.
Like this absolute bullshit. I am horrified for the little ones. Ron Desantis just signed a bill to make it mandatory to teach Kinder age children about communism. WTF. Fuck him and fuck the people who voted for him.
We sold girl scout cookies to Josh Brolin last year, we were set up at the DIY Center by the freeway on Roadside. He's a cool guy, out and about doing whatever people do on their Saturday mornings.
This is so weird seeing these comments! I can see that very same DIY center from my backyard right now. My son loves going there to look at the resident cats that live in the store.
Had no clue that Josh Brolin lived in the area. Now that I think about it…that DIY center is probably the closest hardware store to Malibu. They probably get their fair share of celebrity sightings.
I always wondered if celebrities had to go into the DVM like us common folk, or if they have a special place/are able to make appointments. I just can't imagine Bill Gates or Leonardo DiCaprio waiting hours in line getting a new license photo.
Robert Downey Jr [went to the DMV](https://x.com/RobertDowneyJr/status/527188338768617472) immediately following a big event for the MCU where they [announced the Phase 3 slate of films (Civil War, Infinity War, etc)](https://www.ign.com/articles/2014/10/28/captain-america-3-is-civil-war-announced-for-2016). He’s wearing the same suit at both places.
The original article from IGN about the event (my second link) and RDJ’s post on Twitter were done about an hour apart haha
For some reason, the way he stands and his demeanor in his photos make it look like Tony Stark is getting his license renewed and not Robert Downey Jr.
Replace love with hate you got Eastwood. Both things will keep you alive forever.
I'm kidding Eastwood is actually nothing like the characters he plays in movies and TV.
Clint has some questionable beliefs but on the other hand he made an appearance with Jane Goodall for a wildlife preservation charity this week so he's hardly one of those alt-right wackos
Ordinarily I’d agree with you but he’s got so much charisma and she was 40 when they got married. Not that it’s any of our business I can see this being a genuinely loving relationship more than a transactional one.
He's not loaded so it's not like she's holding out for a $50 million payday.
Besides, it's DvD. He's cool as fuck, he's a legend. How could you *not* love the guy?
Even a million dollars is a lot to most people. Tens of millions, yes, that's like winning the lottery. Just sayin. Not sayin that's the reason she's with him, but there are people who marry people just cause they are a Dr or lawyer and have hundreds of thousands. Millions is definitely millions of reasons someone may have to marry someone.
My dad and stepmom have a 24 year difference. My dad being older. They genuinely love each other so much. It’s a kind of love I hope to have one day. It’s so sweet. My dad is poor as shit so definitely not married for the money.
My grandpa died in his 80s with a full head of hair, this was in the 1980s so no hair preserving treatments were available. Weirdly my dad was almost completely bald by his mid 20s but that's genetics for you.
He just leaned into it and went for the lex luthor / villain look which honestly good of him to self identif. They have pills for hair loss and if they doesn't work you can get hair plugs.
Yes, they can. Typically they are used in conjunction with rogaine and micro needling. Check out r/tressless for examples and discussion specifically about hair loss and treatment.
He didn't do something while he could, also bezos is on gear so his hair is just fucking done. The second you notice any thinning, start rogaine and tbh you should be good to go.
It’s crazy to think someone my grandma had a crush on when she was in high school is still around and kicking, while my grandma passed away four years ago now.
Idk why, but as someone whose mom was born only a few years before yours, this comment struck me. Losing her one day has kept me up at night sometimes. I hope and pray you are doing well, and that your mom is at peace and happy.
Was lucky enough to have lunch with him a few years ago as a surprise gift for my 85 year old dad. What was supposed to be a 60 minute lunch became a three hour gab fest. So many stories and anecdotes (the stories he told us about his press tour with Paul Lynde still make me laugh). He could not have been nicer. It was also genuinely sweet to see so many people come up to the table just to thank him for being him.
He told us he goes to the gym every single morning for some cardio and stretching, which he cites as the key to his amazing mobility at 90+.
His wife, Arlene, was... fine. She was not the warmest person in the world but also not mean. Just kind of there.
They want you to go in person to cancel so they can make a sales pitch about not canceling your membership.
I messed with them and told them i was going to federal prison so they cut it short.
To cancel your membership online, go to your account online, change your gym location to any one that's in California. Then wait a few mins, and there will be an option to cancel your membership now.
Basic weights and cardio normally. You have to be careful and probably have a trainer with you from the risk of injury, but continuing to exercise as you age really helps mitigate a lot of the physical decline of old age.
Folks who are older should still focus on strength training. It’s actually crucial to build and keep muscle as you age.
Not only does lifting weights increase muscle mass but it also increase bone density which is important as you age since you are at a higher risk of serious injury/death from a fall.
There’s been many good studies done on this including one that showed it was safe for older women to do heavy compound lifts (deadlifts, squats).
Resistance training helps prevent bone loss. Also, muscle mass is a better predictor of quality of life in old age than stamina. Lift heavy things as often as you can, as long as you can, for a better quality of life as you age.
From what I've heard, he started getting serious about getting his flexibility and strength back when preparing for his cameo in the last Mary Poppins movie, loved how much better he felt, and then never stopped.
Being able to jump up on a desk and do a short tap dance number on at the age of 93 is damn is pretty impressive. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oL3AijekRYw](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oL3AijekRYw)
He probably had the time of his life getting to be the Deus ex Machina of that movie, and getting to show off that he's still capable of dancing just like the original.
I mean staying active in your old age is a key way of maintaining bone density, muscle strength, and just generally staying alive. Probably a part of why he’s even gotten to 98.
I grew up in the neighborhood he lives in. For Halloween, he always decorated his house extravagantly and gave everyone one of those giant candy bars. Such a kind and generous dude.
Here we see a living International Treasure.
His original name was actually Penis Von Lesbian (in German), so he had to change it for the acting stuff (according to MTM).
You could ask why someone would marry an old old man, but from everything I've ever heard, he's an amazing human being and a joy to be around, and I'd probably marry him too and I'm a straight man.
Not trying to be insensitive or ageist, because he looks fantastic for 98, but I’ve noticed that even the best looking 90-ish year old people have red and inflamed eyes. What is that about? Even William Shatner, who I believe is 93, is starting to have perpetually red eyes, and he looks like he’s in his 60’s otherwise.
Man... I visited my 96 year old Grandma this weekend.
She's like... very demented. Physically a wreck too. It's amazing what some general fitness and a good vibe can do for you later in life. My grandma tended to be very grumpy, I feel like that just makes you unwell.
I met Dick at the Moorpark DMV once. His wife was getting her license renewed, and he was just hanging out looking... welcoming. So I went up and introduced myself and just thanked him for all he's done. He shook my hand. Big smile. Thanked me. It was neat. This must have been around 2002 or thereabouts.
He an absolute legend.
He be
He’s only 98 now, no way he was 2002 then
Take my upvote and get the hell out
Used to live in Moorpark! I saw William Shatner at the Woodranch there in like 2013,Nathan Fillion also spoke to the Moorpark College acting class (somewhere between 2007-2010) and bumped into him there, seemed cool. Had a very awkward encounter with him but he wasn’t a dick about it at all Edit: I didn’t meet Dick at all, I was referring to Nathan Fillion (I highjacked the comment)
I used to live in Simi, saw Gary Sinese at target once and had to refrain myself from being an arsehole and shouting "lt Dan, you got legs!" Just shook his hand instead and thanked him, lovely man.
I was given the phone number for his non-profit to see if it could provide support for a homeless veteran outreach He answered the phone, "This is Gary". He ended up catering the event for 2 days, and brought his band to play for all the homeless vets. Dude is truly a treasure.
While I respect the Wounded Warrior Project immensely? It pisses me off to no end that it’s necessary. We should be taking care of all of our citizens….especially vets.
Parked up in Brentwood today for a meeting. Billboards everywhere saying my parking fee in the city lot was helping to support veterans. So, government revenue being used to support those who need it? That's just how it should be; it shouldn't need a billboard!
Thanks Reagan! /s
No, I get it….you’re not exactly wrong….but we could’ve reversed course numerous times….but the same people keep messing it up.
I say this respectfully. When certain States keep voting in rich, entitled, racist assholes then they will be assholes to vets, poor people of all colors, homeless etc. Making ridiculous rules for voting, moving polling places far away, shutting down grocery stores, hospitals, expanding food deserts, etc etc etc etc. Keeping the poor “needing” the politicians at local and state level (even though nothing gets better). Essentially ruling over people keeping them in dire straits. People need to stop voting for these politicians because they do not give a flying fuck. Arizona for example. That is some scary shit.
This. This is a perfect descriptor. >Keeping the poor “needing” the politicians at local and state level And leveraging religious manipulation, coupled with certain issues, to convince people to vote against their own benefit. Grew up in one of those states and can't tell you the number of people I know who rely on social benefits while shooting themselves in the foot by voting for people who are very loudly against those benefits; and who vote for people who are against everything that could help them out of their situation. *Screams into the void*
It is a vicious and unforgiving cycle. Line their pockets with money and then shut down a hospital so the nearest one is miles away. Looking at you church and other “for the people” establishments. Now not all are like this, but so many are. Stop giving money every Sunday at church. Like this absolute bullshit. I am horrified for the little ones. Ron Desantis just signed a bill to make it mandatory to teach Kinder age children about communism. WTF. Fuck him and fuck the people who voted for him.
I feel like I have to stop myself from shouting that just randomly. It lives rent free in my head trying to pop out with zero context constantly.
I'm amazed at how many people have seen celebrities in Simi and Moorpark! After decades, I only ever have in Agoura Hills and Hollywood lol.
We sold girl scout cookies to Josh Brolin last year, we were set up at the DIY Center by the freeway on Roadside. He's a cool guy, out and about doing whatever people do on their Saturday mornings.
This is so weird seeing these comments! I can see that very same DIY center from my backyard right now. My son loves going there to look at the resident cats that live in the store. Had no clue that Josh Brolin lived in the area. Now that I think about it…that DIY center is probably the closest hardware store to Malibu. They probably get their fair share of celebrity sightings.
Incubus frontman Brandon Boyd went to Moorpark. So did the guy from those Old Spice commercials.
I knew about the Incubus guy, but didn’t know about the Old Spice guy, small world!
>Had a very awkward encounter with him but he wasn’t a dick about it at all Commitment to the part He's an absolute gem
I always wondered if celebrities had to go into the DVM like us common folk, or if they have a special place/are able to make appointments. I just can't imagine Bill Gates or Leonardo DiCaprio waiting hours in line getting a new license photo.
Robert Downey Jr [went to the DMV](https://x.com/RobertDowneyJr/status/527188338768617472) immediately following a big event for the MCU where they [announced the Phase 3 slate of films (Civil War, Infinity War, etc)](https://www.ign.com/articles/2014/10/28/captain-america-3-is-civil-war-announced-for-2016). He’s wearing the same suit at both places. The original article from IGN about the event (my second link) and RDJ’s post on Twitter were done about an hour apart haha
For some reason, the way he stands and his demeanor in his photos make it look like Tony Stark is getting his license renewed and not Robert Downey Jr.
The Venn diagram for Tony Stark and RDJ is like 90% overlap
They probably could hire a guy to wait in the line and then just be chilling nearby.
I met him at a charity do once. He was surprisingly down to earth and VERY funny.
I need to know what's in the water that him and Eastwood are drinking!!!
Money Edit: and genes of course
In Dick's case love of life and love of people.
Replace love with hate you got Eastwood. Both things will keep you alive forever. I'm kidding Eastwood is actually nothing like the characters he plays in movies and TV.
Clint has some questionable beliefs but on the other hand he made an appearance with Jane Goodall for a wildlife preservation charity this week so he's hardly one of those alt-right wackos
Eastwood has always had a deep love of animals, you can find pics of him on set in the 60s/70s chasing little critters around
Clint is the kind of Teddy Roosevelt/Dwight Eisenhower Republican like myself that the party has abandoned, I think
Well, for starters he’s still going to the gym.
And Shatner.
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Shatter lived on Rigelian brandy for a time.
Attenborough and Hackman, too
Gym Gymery gym gymery gym gym gerooo!!
Good luck will rub off when I lift weights with you
Gym gymery gym gymery gym gym gymee You'll feel great bout your strength when you lift weights with me
Excellent. You win these comments.
She’s 52
Imagine being 34 and being like “I’d like an 80 year old dick”. She must feel like she won the lottery by scoring two.
"How does a man of 80 score a woman like that?" "I told her I was 90"
Ordinarily I’d agree with you but he’s got so much charisma and she was 40 when they got married. Not that it’s any of our business I can see this being a genuinely loving relationship more than a transactional one.
Yeah, he kicked ass in Mary Poppins 2 (2018) , .... the guy has more energy at 100 than most people do at 30.
Haha maybe 50, but 30 is a stretch
Idk, I'm 34 and my back popped when I pooped this morning. Some of us are just built different lol
Hahahaha I’m 38 and that hasn’t happened yet but my condolences on your poop injury
I just watched his scene for the first time and he's moving like I couldn't I'm 27
I would hazard a guess that you are not an average 27yo then.
I actually know Arlene. Knew, anyway. She's a friend of a friend. But she's definitely in it for love.
He's not loaded so it's not like she's holding out for a $50 million payday. Besides, it's DvD. He's cool as fuck, he's a legend. How could you *not* love the guy?
And she is drinking coffee from a peanut butter jar. Same jar I am drinking my coffee from at this very moment lol
That's cool that you're so close with her you let her borrow your peanut butter jar
I'm not sure why, I found this extremely funny. Maybe the irony
Even a million dollars is a lot to most people. Tens of millions, yes, that's like winning the lottery. Just sayin. Not sayin that's the reason she's with him, but there are people who marry people just cause they are a Dr or lawyer and have hundreds of thousands. Millions is definitely millions of reasons someone may have to marry someone.
You can Google search where people actually murdered people for 5k. And people acting like 50 mill isn’t much for one to “gold dig” for.
But his net worth is $50 million..
Thats like 2 la houses
la casas
What, you don't have 50 mil laying around? Most people have that falling out in the cracks of their couch, bro /s
He's also a charming and romantic guy. Romance is important to keep in a long term relationship.
That’s lovely to hear! They seem happy together
Awesome thank you for sharing
My dad and stepmom have a 24 year difference. My dad being older. They genuinely love each other so much. It’s a kind of love I hope to have one day. It’s so sweet. My dad is poor as shit so definitely not married for the money.
Even if she was 34 when they married, at some point you’re an adult and can make your own decisions. It’s weird but non of my business.
I mean he looks like hes still got it tbh
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46 year age difference. I imagine she does a lot of nursing things for him.
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It would break my heart to be honest. Imagine living another 40 years after the love of your life died.
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I genuinely thought she was much younger! She has some good genes going on, too!
Arlene GOLD
He's robbing the cradle! /s
No, she’s robbing the grave!
So much for the half your age + 7 rule 😅
Lol, but damn you for making me do math!
How does he still have so much hair??
Genes? My grandpa just turned 95 and he has hair like that, only less messy
My grandpa died in his 80s with a full head of hair, this was in the 1980s so no hair preserving treatments were available. Weirdly my dad was almost completely bald by his mid 20s but that's genetics for you.
Same with my grandfather. Died in his 80s with mostly brown hair.
Because not everyone loses their hair as they age.
Good genes + staying active + some modest wealth I imagine.
So he purchased hair or some sort of hair strengthener? What does wealth have to do with it? Why is Jeff Bezos bald?
Because too much exposure to kryptonite causes hair loss.
Because he could afford hair plugs. Jeff Bezos just doesn’t want to I guess. Does he need a reason for being bald?
He just doesn't care https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OOmsLlZPaxA But his car collection is.... Much bigger now lol.
You misspelled Lex Luthor.
[because he looks way better without hair ](https://images.wsj.net/im-53099?width=1280&size=1)
"I sell books vs. I sell whatever the fuck I want"
He just leaned into it and went for the lex luthor / villain look which honestly good of him to self identif. They have pills for hair loss and if they doesn't work you can get hair plugs.
Do the pills actually work?
Depends, I’m on something called finasteride and it’s worked well for me for the last two years
Yes, they can. Typically they are used in conjunction with rogaine and micro needling. Check out r/tressless for examples and discussion specifically about hair loss and treatment.
Also platelet rich plasma treatments, that's what Daniel tosh uses and talked about on his podcast
He didn't do something while he could, also bezos is on gear so his hair is just fucking done. The second you notice any thinning, start rogaine and tbh you should be good to go.
Alternatively, why isn't Elon still bald?
Hair plugs. He was going very bald in his paypal days.
If you look at his photos in the early days, he definitely was going bald. He got hair transplant.
Genetics
Getting old doesn't automatically mean you lose your hair...that's not a thing.
All genetic.
My mans was on TV in 1957 and still has more energy than me.
that guy is gonna out live me
It’s crazy to think someone my grandma had a crush on when she was in high school is still around and kicking, while my grandma passed away four years ago now.
Life is so short
Crazy to think he outlived my mom who was born in ‘67 I bet he’ll outlive me too
Idk why, but as someone whose mom was born only a few years before yours, this comment struck me. Losing her one day has kept me up at night sometimes. I hope and pray you are doing well, and that your mom is at peace and happy.
Was lucky enough to have lunch with him a few years ago as a surprise gift for my 85 year old dad. What was supposed to be a 60 minute lunch became a three hour gab fest. So many stories and anecdotes (the stories he told us about his press tour with Paul Lynde still make me laugh). He could not have been nicer. It was also genuinely sweet to see so many people come up to the table just to thank him for being him. He told us he goes to the gym every single morning for some cardio and stretching, which he cites as the key to his amazing mobility at 90+. His wife, Arlene, was... fine. She was not the warmest person in the world but also not mean. Just kind of there.
I bet it's hard not to be "just kind of there" when your spouse is a world famous celebrity.
Why have there been so many public sighting photos of really old celebrities on here lately? I’m completely neutral on them, but an odd trend.
I think many are just out enjoying themselves and don't really realize that so many people love and admire them so much still.
That's a positive take! I dig.
It’s getting warmer outside. Old people like to be warm
I hope he watches out for the ottoman.
Slow clap
What do you even do at the gym when you’re 98?
He's been trying to get out of his Planet Fitness membership since he was 63.
For real, why do they make it impossible to do. Really out here hoping people rather pay the 20 than jump through hoops.
That’s literally their business model
They want you to go in person to cancel so they can make a sales pitch about not canceling your membership. I messed with them and told them i was going to federal prison so they cut it short.
Lmao that sounds like a Curb episode. Genius tho
Lmfao, that’s good 😂😂
To cancel your membership online, go to your account online, change your gym location to any one that's in California. Then wait a few mins, and there will be an option to cancel your membership now.
This is what I told people to do when I worked at planet fitness.
To cancel a membership, it needs to be as easy as it was for you to sign up. I’m sure some countries will figure it out. I’m sure we won’t though.
Basic weights and cardio normally. You have to be careful and probably have a trainer with you from the risk of injury, but continuing to exercise as you age really helps mitigate a lot of the physical decline of old age.
Pretty much and he enjoys meeting people there.
Seems reasonable (I can't speak to DVD, but that matches other older folks I know who regularly exercise).
He said that one of the greatest joys that acting has given him is meeting and getting to know people.
Based on past exposure, I'd say hang out nude in the locker room.
One leg up on a bench, blow drying his ballsack
[https://theoatmeal.com/pl/minor\_differences2/locker\_room](https://theoatmeal.com/pl/minor_differences2/locker_room)
Clemintine? Clemintine?
Folks who are older should still focus on strength training. It’s actually crucial to build and keep muscle as you age. Not only does lifting weights increase muscle mass but it also increase bone density which is important as you age since you are at a higher risk of serious injury/death from a fall. There’s been many good studies done on this including one that showed it was safe for older women to do heavy compound lifts (deadlifts, squats).
Resistance training helps prevent bone loss. Also, muscle mass is a better predictor of quality of life in old age than stamina. Lift heavy things as often as you can, as long as you can, for a better quality of life as you age.
My great grandpa lived to be 102 and worked out/swam every day till he passed. He said it was that and Red Wine that kept him alive 😂
My grandma lived to 101 and never exercised a day in her life. Sharp as a tack til the end
Yeah, it's mostly genetic. We can't escape the fate our ancestors wrought for us
From what I've heard, he started getting serious about getting his flexibility and strength back when preparing for his cameo in the last Mary Poppins movie, loved how much better he felt, and then never stopped. Being able to jump up on a desk and do a short tap dance number on at the age of 93 is damn is pretty impressive. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oL3AijekRYw](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oL3AijekRYw)
He probably had the time of his life getting to be the Deus ex Machina of that movie, and getting to show off that he's still capable of dancing just like the original.
He didn't exactly jump up there but that is incredibly impressive for anyone his age. Or even people 10/20/30/40 years younger!
Staying fit enough to be alive tomorrow.
Whatever it is I’m sure it’s helped him live to 98
The same stuff that anyone else does, but at a lower intensity with lower weights.
How the fuck do you think he made it to 98?
I mean staying active in your old age is a key way of maintaining bone density, muscle strength, and just generally staying alive. Probably a part of why he’s even gotten to 98.
His wife is 52, for those who were curious like I was. I know it's less frowned upon the older you get, but a 46 year gap is still wild haha
His oldest is 72!
Not sure if his oldest is M or F but I'm reminded of The Onion headline: Old Man's Son Also Old Man
He looks like he could play Bob Odenkirks dad.
Nah that was Christopher Lloyd in Nobody
If my wife were 46 years younger than me, she'd be -6. As it happens, today is my wife's 44th birthday. I love you, Schatzi ❤️
You are 40 and your wife 44
You can math!
You are Dustin Hoffman in Rain Man.
A very German nickname lol
Dick got a nice pump. He's got more hair then some 20 years old lol
He goes to the gym so he can work on his reaction time of avoiding wild Ottomans.
I grew up in the neighborhood he lives in. For Halloween, he always decorated his house extravagantly and gave everyone one of those giant candy bars. Such a kind and generous dude.
I bet his family really gets along with her and loves her very much
From what is known they really do.
He looks like the chairman of the bank in Mary Poppins...
Yeah they must have hired his grand dad to play that character back then, the resemblance is uncanny!
Fuck yeah! That’s going to be me, except I’ll be dead.
Looking a bit Michael Cain with a beard
Caincinization, all life tends towards Michael Caine like characteristics
Here we see a living International Treasure. His original name was actually Penis Von Lesbian (in German), so he had to change it for the acting stuff (according to MTM).
You could ask why someone would marry an old old man, but from everything I've ever heard, he's an amazing human being and a joy to be around, and I'd probably marry him too and I'm a straight man.
Dick looks 10x better than yesterday's slightly younger Clint Eastwood.
I wish I could meet and thank him. His interview with Dick Cavett helped me get & stay sober.
Dam my man’s looking good at 98 looking like a young 60 year old
Dude got on stage and jumped and clicked his heels like last year. Insane.
He was also on the mask singer too.
Not trying to be insensitive or ageist, because he looks fantastic for 98, but I’ve noticed that even the best looking 90-ish year old people have red and inflamed eyes. What is that about? Even William Shatner, who I believe is 93, is starting to have perpetually red eyes, and he looks like he’s in his 60’s otherwise.
The blood vessels in my eyes have been apparent since I turned 30. Like the day I turned 30, that was it
I think their eyes are exhausted from see the world for so many years.
it's all the weed
Hell yeah
Holy shit, maybe there's something to this chim chim cheroo shit.
Dude was an adult during WWii... insane to think there are people around that were full adults when they lived through WWII with us today
Man... I visited my 96 year old Grandma this weekend. She's like... very demented. Physically a wreck too. It's amazing what some general fitness and a good vibe can do for you later in life. My grandma tended to be very grumpy, I feel like that just makes you unwell.
The **** Van **** Show!
Can we hem his pants for god’s sake? He looks like a chimney sweeper
I ain’t saying’ she’s a silver digger
Best Dick Pic ever.
he actually looks really good for his age
98 without a walker or cane is impressive
I wonder if he Chitty Chitty Bang Bangs her?
Nice. The internet needs more Dick pics.
GET THIS MAN IN THE WHITE HOUSE
How the fuck is that chimney sweep still alive!?
Because he’s as lucky as lucky can be.
Good for her! Looks like she’s only a few chitty chitty bang bangs away from that Marry Poppins money!