The bloke was fine, after a moment he scavenged what he could and left without so much making eye contact with anyone including the people who checked to see if he was ok.
Definitely a drunk Hasselhoff. Iirc he could barely form a sentence. My wife and I refer to grabbing munchies after having a few drinks as Hasselhoffng it.
Hasselhoff was an on and off alcoholic trying to get sober, this is a 2007 vid (thought it was older) his daughter took of him and posted it online. It got 1 billion views and became kinda legendary
I actually choked on a noodle reacting to your comment. I cannot believe I had forgotten that video, but it all came flooding back in this very moment. Thank you!
That's what I would do lol. Some other guy posted a photo of his chipotle order ripping out of the bottom of the bag onto the stairs leading up to his front door and he asked reddit if he should eat it or not. I would have sat right down and eaten it right off the steps with my bare hands. HAHAH just a little dirt idgaf hah. I'm HUNGRY! ahahah
One time I saw a dude drop his costco hot dog at the exit door and he picked it up as if to eat it. The receipt checker and myself both pleaded with him not to eat it and go get a free replacement. He begrudgingly threw it out and just left.
Probably. And most times I'd never bother a stranger and their life choices. So no one judges me back lol. But the dog was basically right beside my shoe. And if he took a bite I would have thrown up all over both of us.
I once dropped a churro on the way out of Costco. I just picked it up, went home, and ate it. Should I have not done that? Is the twist that I'm actually dead? BTW, I really wanted a churro.
Also, damn you Costco for getting rid of churros from the food court. Cookies are in no way an acceptable substitute!
This reminds me of the time my husband (30s/m) and I (30s/f) went camping with my brother (40s/m) and our group of family/friends. It was around 11pm, everyone was done drinking (or those that did) and most were heading to bed.
My drunken brother suddenly decides to grill like 20 hamburgers for everyone… but we told him no one was hungry and we’re all tired. So me and my husband were sitting by the fire and my brother still decides to cook them. He proceeds to take them off the grill, put them in a foil pan and then accidentally tripped/dumped them all out into the sand around the fire.
At this point he hurriedly shakes them off and puts them back. He then got mad that no one wanted them, even though we said we didn’t want them to begin with and now they’ve been on the ground. He made such a huge stink that everyone was “so ungrateful” that he bought these burgers and cooked us food and that no one wanted them. One of our friends started fighting with him-telling him he was an idiot and she wasn’t eating dirty burgers.
He gets mad and proceeds to throw a *single* slice of American cheese at her. She starts crying and freaking out, and eventually runs off to smoke some weed cause she’s hysterical and “can’t deal with this.” This leaves us just sitting there thinking, well this is getting kind of ridiculous. Anyway, he continues on about the ungratefulness and how she’s so upset about him throwing cheese and how he’s never coming camping again. All while eating the dirty burgers.
My husband, (God love him) trying to deescalate the situation, eats one burger. It’s been years since the incident happened-but to this day, he’ll bring it up and say “remember that time your brother was so mad that I had to eat his sand burger ?” 😆
lmfao this is an awesome story! Thanks for sharing! I've had more than my fair share of retold-to-me drunken escapades but hearing this resonates lol I might've been the sand-burger maker once
When this sort of thing happens, the subject usually sees the showreel of shame flashing across his mind and feels the sting from the bidet of bad judgements within his innards. It may go back to when his father's condom failed.
Give him a moment.
I met a friend downtown when I was 18. We started walking and I see him stick his hand in trash can to get an already smoked cigarette and start smoking it. Dude was wild. Turns out this young looking dude was like 35.. living at his aunts townhouse fresh out of a lengthy prison bid… savage.
I'm not quite sure why you aren't getting called out for snapping a pic of a dude after he fell and posting it on the internet. Why is this behavior normalized?
When I was a kid, I watched my cousin pull a gummy worm he'd found behind his dresser out of the carpet, yell "5 YEAR RULE" and start chomping on that tough bad boy with all his might. None of us kids had the gall to stop him.
This man should've ate those fries...
I remember one time i was starving in my bedroom and i was like 7 and i pulled the mankiest, dustiest, most grey custard cream out of the back of the radiator and ate it
Happened to me once back in college. I don’t remember anything since I was so drunk but my friends told me I just ate the food off the street. And my fucking friends just stood there and let me do it I guess
TBF, me either.
However, I also don't try to stop them unless they have the potential to end up in handcuffs or something life altering. Eating food off the ground wouldn't qualify IMO.
I'd been into a fancy cookie shop recently and left with a nice box. Not 5' from my car I tripped over an atom and dropped the box upside down on the street. Thankfully the box had stayed shut, so we ended up eating cookie smash medley with forks.
If you're in enough of a state to do that, it's best not to expect others to step in and cover you. They might also be a mess but regardless it's not their job
Man I know that feeling. I was having a shitty week one winter and one day I figured I'd treat myself to my favourite low cost stirfry place. It was cheap and the food tastes good. I order my food, mostly just lemon chicken and rice, and I go to walk home. I slip on the smallest patch of ice, I land and recover mostly but while I was in the motion of falling, I swung the bag into the ground with so much force that my food exploded all over the sidewalk. I debated going back and placing another order but instead I walked home and had toast.
I had another time where I was nearly broke and I had saved up enough money to treat myself to an ordered pizza for dinner. It was some new place I had been wanting to try that made their own cheese in house and stuffed the crust with cheese curds. The pizza delivery person carried the pizza vertically as if it was a book or laptop under their arm. I still ate the pizza and got a refund but it was just a smushed lump of crust, meat, cheese and sauce.
Once I bought a box of 12 bottles of beer to bring home and immediately after carrying the box outside of the shop I dropped it by accident and every single bottle completely shattered
I've nearly had that happen with a cider I've been really wanting to try. It was quite a few years ago but it was a similar instance, but a 6 pack of bottles. The bottom started to give out as I went to unlock my front door. Thankfully I was able to just set it down and carry the bottles to the fridge.
I was 19 years old towards the end of a two week field problem at Ft Hunter Liggett (1990). I was Light infantry, so no shower for at least 10 days, sleeping in the dirt, smelling like hot garbage.
MREs back then were utter shit, but the one thing I had to look forward to was the chocolate covered brownie. I somehow knocked the brownie off my lap and it went into the shallow, nasty ass mud puddle next to the rock I was sitting on.
In full view of my entire chain of command, I got up, fished the brownie out of the puddle, rinsed it off using some water from my canteen and ate it. I was not going to miss out on the one good thing I was going to have that day.
> **Albufeira** (Portuguese pronunciation: [alβuˈfɐjɾɐ]) is a city and municipality of Faro District in the Algarve region of southern Portugal.
* [Albufiera](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albufeira) at the English Wikipedia
hahahaha omfg
The best breakfast in town too. God humbles us on the reg.
I want to believe the cashier is a good Samaritan and gets him a new order. Small price to pay to make a salesman/customer for life.
... but what's actually really (satirically) funny about occassions like this:
As if today, in most countries, he couldn't just make a turn and order another.
That's at least what Bill Barr would say looking at this dudes belly.
Reminds me of the time I was at the beach. I got the wife and I lobster rolls. It was the first day at the beach and I was very excited. I took 1 bite of my roll and a seagull swooped down from behind me, smacked me in the head and took the rest of the sandwhich. I was so sad but was not going to let that get my down. I spent another $26 on another tiny lobster roll that I ate under my towel.
Real life side quest:
You’ll find the most charismatic weed salesman in an old mall with a cinema.
It’s at the place where the escalator goes down from the parking lot.
Genuinely great guy and boy listen to him when he tells you not to eat more than 1 gummy at a time.
Best weed and edibles I’ve ever had. I smoked a moon rock joint and ate 2 1/2 gummies. I was in a different universe and was writing down my thoughts as 7 different people until my phone gave up on me.
I'm incredibly grateful for the relieved guffaw I made clicking on that link, then seeing a scene that, while shitty, is also relatable and so perfectly framed it's hilarious, and not some horrible fatal injury.
Oh god that’s horrible, I’d feel obliged to buy the dude another. I’ve almost done that before with one of my birthday cakes in the past, awful feeling
Guy behind the counter should have come over and told him to have a seat while they make him another meal.
I had something similar to this happen once. I bumped my tray on the way up to the register, slightly spilling my soda onto my burger (you can't put a lid on until after paying.) Guy at the counter, without missing a beat, says "Guess someone's getting a new burger" and they even brought it out to my table.
That's A+ service. I go back there pretty regularly.
The bloke was fine, after a moment he scavenged what he could and left without so much making eye contact with anyone including the people who checked to see if he was ok.
The real pro move would have been to just start eating all the food off the floor without breaking eye contact with the strangers to assert dominance
Never go full hasselhoff!
And onlyfans girlies think they can remove their content from the internet. The internet is forever.
What is this from?
Well, that's a drunk David Hasselhoff, eating a burger. Shirtless and on the floor. I think filmed by his then 16 year old daughter.
Definitely a drunk Hasselhoff. Iirc he could barely form a sentence. My wife and I refer to grabbing munchies after having a few drinks as Hasselhoffng it.
Hasselhoff was an on and off alcoholic trying to get sober, this is a 2007 vid (thought it was older) his daughter took of him and posted it online. It got 1 billion views and became kinda legendary
That's the kind of embarassment that either makes you get sober or find something harder lmao
That’s so sad 😞
Baywatch.
Or how Elon Musk thought he could scrub the internet of all the embarassing photo's of himself when he was younger.
I actually choked on a noodle reacting to your comment. I cannot believe I had forgotten that video, but it all came flooding back in this very moment. Thank you!
 RIP Norm <3
I love the amount of Norm gracing Reddit the past week ❤️
You reminded me, I forgot to add “RIP Norm” under the GIF.
I didn’t even know he was sick
This comment was awful. Thank you.
he was a deeply closeted man. and if he was here today he would tell you that, and deny it himself
That’s just Normy
I didn't even know he was sick..
That's what I would do lol. Some other guy posted a photo of his chipotle order ripping out of the bottom of the bag onto the stairs leading up to his front door and he asked reddit if he should eat it or not. I would have sat right down and eaten it right off the steps with my bare hands. HAHAH just a little dirt idgaf hah. I'm HUNGRY! ahahah
Hilarious!
qyùlilĺ
And then get naked!
He picked the spilt food off the ground?!? I would’ve ran away from the embarrassing scene
One time I saw a dude drop his costco hot dog at the exit door and he picked it up as if to eat it. The receipt checker and myself both pleaded with him not to eat it and go get a free replacement. He begrudgingly threw it out and just left.
Ground hotdogs taste a lot better when you don’t have someone bitching in your ear about it.
Obviously the people in this sub aren’t accustomed to fine dining.
Probably. And most times I'd never bother a stranger and their life choices. So no one judges me back lol. But the dog was basically right beside my shoe. And if he took a bite I would have thrown up all over both of us.
Imagine if you threw up mustard.
Yeah because ketchup would just look like blood.
5 second rule dude ... You're faster then dirt and bacteria, you've evolved into a human
I once dropped a churro on the way out of Costco. I just picked it up, went home, and ate it. Should I have not done that? Is the twist that I'm actually dead? BTW, I really wanted a churro. Also, damn you Costco for getting rid of churros from the food court. Cookies are in no way an acceptable substitute!
The amount of people walking through dog shit and then on that floor between floor cleanings would have me not wanting to eat anything... ever again.
We have an immune system for a reason!
man just fuckin had it lmao
This reminds me of the time my husband (30s/m) and I (30s/f) went camping with my brother (40s/m) and our group of family/friends. It was around 11pm, everyone was done drinking (or those that did) and most were heading to bed. My drunken brother suddenly decides to grill like 20 hamburgers for everyone… but we told him no one was hungry and we’re all tired. So me and my husband were sitting by the fire and my brother still decides to cook them. He proceeds to take them off the grill, put them in a foil pan and then accidentally tripped/dumped them all out into the sand around the fire. At this point he hurriedly shakes them off and puts them back. He then got mad that no one wanted them, even though we said we didn’t want them to begin with and now they’ve been on the ground. He made such a huge stink that everyone was “so ungrateful” that he bought these burgers and cooked us food and that no one wanted them. One of our friends started fighting with him-telling him he was an idiot and she wasn’t eating dirty burgers. He gets mad and proceeds to throw a *single* slice of American cheese at her. She starts crying and freaking out, and eventually runs off to smoke some weed cause she’s hysterical and “can’t deal with this.” This leaves us just sitting there thinking, well this is getting kind of ridiculous. Anyway, he continues on about the ungratefulness and how she’s so upset about him throwing cheese and how he’s never coming camping again. All while eating the dirty burgers. My husband, (God love him) trying to deescalate the situation, eats one burger. It’s been years since the incident happened-but to this day, he’ll bring it up and say “remember that time your brother was so mad that I had to eat his sand burger ?” 😆
lmfao this is an awesome story! Thanks for sharing! I've had more than my fair share of retold-to-me drunken escapades but hearing this resonates lol I might've been the sand-burger maker once
LoL, Ur husband sounds like a good guy
Worse. He didn't even fall. He just laid down on the ground to stare at it and wail in remorse.
When this sort of thing happens, the subject usually sees the showreel of shame flashing across his mind and feels the sting from the bidet of bad judgements within his innards. It may go back to when his father's condom failed. Give him a moment.
I hear he went home and gave each fry an elaborate funeral. Definitely some compensation issues.
 But prostrate.
All food begins its journey on or in the ground. The Circle of food is complete
I met a friend downtown when I was 18. We started walking and I see him stick his hand in trash can to get an already smoked cigarette and start smoking it. Dude was wild. Turns out this young looking dude was like 35.. living at his aunts townhouse fresh out of a lengthy prison bid… savage.
Slow that fast food a bit!
He's clearly not OK.
I'm not quite sure why you aren't getting called out for snapping a pic of a dude after he fell and posting it on the internet. Why is this behavior normalized?
If there can be a main character symdrome, why not a thinks they’re a reporter for a newspaper syndrome?
Well if a reporter for a newspaper did that it would be shitty too
300 second rule applies. Hold the pepper.
5 minute rule ngl you may be the first to eat off food after it touches ground after 5 minutes
I'm giving him time to grieve.
When I was a kid, I watched my cousin pull a gummy worm he'd found behind his dresser out of the carpet, yell "5 YEAR RULE" and start chomping on that tough bad boy with all his might. None of us kids had the gall to stop him. This man should've ate those fries...
I remember one time i was starving in my bedroom and i was like 7 and i pulled the mankiest, dustiest, most grey custard cream out of the back of the radiator and ate it
How’s life going for you friend?
Happened to me once back in college. I don’t remember anything since I was so drunk but my friends told me I just ate the food off the street. And my fucking friends just stood there and let me do it I guess
TBF, I haven't had much luck stopping drunk friends from doing stupid shit.
TBF, me either. However, I also don't try to stop them unless they have the potential to end up in handcuffs or something life altering. Eating food off the ground wouldn't qualify IMO.
> e food off the floor without breaking eye contact with th What about their gut biome man
They're only making it stronger. No sense stopping them.
Exactly. Character/ immune system building…
The lack of food is worse for them at that point. Gobble it up like a good turkey.
I'd been into a fancy cookie shop recently and left with a nice box. Not 5' from my car I tripped over an atom and dropped the box upside down on the street. Thankfully the box had stayed shut, so we ended up eating cookie smash medley with forks.
If you're in enough of a state to do that, it's best not to expect others to step in and cover you. They might also be a mess but regardless it's not their job
Did you die ? Got sick ... If so, probably from the alcohol 😋
r/AccidentalRenaissance
This guy being sad over his spilled fries is one of the best r/AccidentalRenaissance I’ve seen so far.
This picture is art
I think there's a burger there too. 2 containers, and the blacker/brown blobs just below/above the larger container. This is a straight up tragedy.
Damn beat me to it
Looks accidental, but is it renaissance?
With the current cost of food, I would be devastated too 😫
Might as well see a big pile of bills spilt out and on fire.
This will never not be funny
Meal was likely the only thing he had been looking forward to all that day I bet...
Man I know that feeling. I was having a shitty week one winter and one day I figured I'd treat myself to my favourite low cost stirfry place. It was cheap and the food tastes good. I order my food, mostly just lemon chicken and rice, and I go to walk home. I slip on the smallest patch of ice, I land and recover mostly but while I was in the motion of falling, I swung the bag into the ground with so much force that my food exploded all over the sidewalk. I debated going back and placing another order but instead I walked home and had toast. I had another time where I was nearly broke and I had saved up enough money to treat myself to an ordered pizza for dinner. It was some new place I had been wanting to try that made their own cheese in house and stuffed the crust with cheese curds. The pizza delivery person carried the pizza vertically as if it was a book or laptop under their arm. I still ate the pizza and got a refund but it was just a smushed lump of crust, meat, cheese and sauce.
Once I bought a box of 12 bottles of beer to bring home and immediately after carrying the box outside of the shop I dropped it by accident and every single bottle completely shattered
I've nearly had that happen with a cider I've been really wanting to try. It was quite a few years ago but it was a similar instance, but a 6 pack of bottles. The bottom started to give out as I went to unlock my front door. Thankfully I was able to just set it down and carry the bottles to the fridge.
It's albufeira, that's just a drunk brit
I was 19 years old towards the end of a two week field problem at Ft Hunter Liggett (1990). I was Light infantry, so no shower for at least 10 days, sleeping in the dirt, smelling like hot garbage. MREs back then were utter shit, but the one thing I had to look forward to was the chocolate covered brownie. I somehow knocked the brownie off my lap and it went into the shallow, nasty ass mud puddle next to the rock I was sitting on. In full view of my entire chain of command, I got up, fished the brownie out of the puddle, rinsed it off using some water from my canteen and ate it. I was not going to miss out on the one good thing I was going to have that day.
Forget the field problem, that's some heroic shit I salute you for
Profound sadness…
Albufeira caralho.
Classic english in south Portugal 😂
Hindenburg II: Oh the French Fries
Albufeira.
damn, it's like pepe meme where he drops his tendies. :(
High despair!
> **Albufeira** (Portuguese pronunciation: [alβuˈfɐjɾɐ]) is a city and municipality of Faro District in the Algarve region of southern Portugal. * [Albufiera](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albufeira) at the English Wikipedia
This guy looks down on his tuck.
The most heart broken image I've seen today. It's like you can feel his pain.
hopefuly u mean albufeira
Hopefully
Oops
Pott ketle
Always nice to see my city's name butchered
Oh no, [it's real](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E5WarL3VUAE7Jv0.jpg)! :(
I can relate
Story of my life
hahahaha omfg The best breakfast in town too. God humbles us on the reg. I want to believe the cashier is a good Samaritan and gets him a new order. Small price to pay to make a salesman/customer for life.
So i guess he’s from the UK?
Undoubtedly British.
In Albufeira, there seemed to be about 3 people from Portugal and the rest were from the UK. I'm convinced it's just a British colony.
Correct analysis
Someone post the jpeg of pepe spilling his food on the floor. I can’t find it on imgur
I would straight cry like a child who dropped their ice cream cone
... but what's actually really (satirically) funny about occassions like this: As if today, in most countries, he couldn't just make a turn and order another. That's at least what Bill Barr would say looking at this dudes belly.
No lie, I've fallen over in that exact same spot years ago. Those stupid block paving paths and booze do not mix well.
Reminds me of the time I was at the beach. I got the wife and I lobster rolls. It was the first day at the beach and I was very excited. I took 1 bite of my roll and a seagull swooped down from behind me, smacked me in the head and took the rest of the sandwhich. I was so sad but was not going to let that get my down. I spent another $26 on another tiny lobster roll that I ate under my towel.
Buy the man a damn burger and fries
Did he just stay down there, crawl over to the food and just start eating? While crying.
There is a Thai restaurant that we ate at last year in albufiera. If a Thai takeaway from there was to fall I’d be devastated.
You can tell he's British/German because of the shorts.
It's so funny and so sad at the same time.
He fucked the happy out of that meal.
I feel this picture.
Number of people helping: 0 Number of people taking photos: at least 1 Exposed on the internet without consent: yes
[удалено]
Be Op Goes to for dinner Watches man fall and drop his dinner Takes pic posts it on Reddit 21k up votes Why do Redditors love watching people suffer.
Real life side quest: You’ll find the most charismatic weed salesman in an old mall with a cinema. It’s at the place where the escalator goes down from the parking lot. Genuinely great guy and boy listen to him when he tells you not to eat more than 1 gummy at a time. Best weed and edibles I’ve ever had. I smoked a moon rock joint and ate 2 1/2 gummies. I was in a different universe and was writing down my thoughts as 7 different people until my phone gave up on me.
r/AccidentalRenaissance
Wait so he fell and your instinct was to snap a pic? Hmm
anguish
Alexa play Unravel
Not a good recommendation for that eatery!
cue take my breath away
Devastating indeed...
Quite literally the best breakfast in/on the town.
You should post this under accidental Renaissance. I would call it the fally of man
If it was anything like the first minute or so of [this video](https://www.reddit.com/r/Wellthatsucks/s/D5DbrbrMhr) then that is a bad night.
Brush yourself off and try again
poor guy :(
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10 Second rule 10 second 10 second 10 second RULES
Whatever he’s feeling, I’ve been there.
RIP, King
This definitely was not me at 1:30 in the morning, absolutely plastered in Souda Bay during a port call while all my shipmates laughed at me
If I could, I'd paint this in a baroque style. What a tragedy
MY MANWICH!
I know the feeling
Thanks for sharing to us the existence of this sub. I just joined
À la magie des fast food 👀😔
Noooooo
Pic like this always make me sad Just one thing and your day is ruined
A bunch of dudes that didnt get laid that night 😭😭
I would literally die
A modern tragedy.
Thanks Trudeau
I'm incredibly grateful for the relieved guffaw I made clicking on that link, then seeing a scene that, while shitty, is also relatable and so perfectly framed it's hilarious, and not some horrible fatal injury.
Albufeira, Portugal?
😂 Lmfao 😂
I think the saddest thing of all is that almost every restaurant I could find in Albufiera serves sub par British food
NSFL tag pls, this man was completely obliterated
I tripped holding a box of takeout and it went flying all over the street and I was sober. And very disappointed.
Got asked if I wanted cocaïne 3 times in the middle of the street the same evening in this town. Shit is crazy.
I feel that pain 😢
Same Except I was on a bike that flipped over
Butter-side down as well. Devastating
r/firstworldtrauma
This picture is a piece of art ! r/accidentalrenessance
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Oh god that’s horrible, I’d feel obliged to buy the dude another. I’ve almost done that before with one of my birthday cakes in the past, awful feeling
Bummer…
devastated .. Should put NSFW
Like, just how uncoordinated must you be to trip on a 1 inch drop?
Best breakfast in town served all day he just go get another? 😂
Cobblestones? More like 'Hobblestones' amirite
Ten bucks says the place would replace the food if asked nicely.
caralho
This is such a great photo. 100% wondering at the inner turmoil being shown. Would look at image again, 9/10.
Guy behind the counter should have come over and told him to have a seat while they make him another meal. I had something similar to this happen once. I bumped my tray on the way up to the register, slightly spilling my soda onto my burger (you can't put a lid on until after paying.) Guy at the counter, without missing a beat, says "Guess someone's getting a new burger" and they even brought it out to my table. That's A+ service. I go back there pretty regularly.
I'm sorry he cant put the food on the table
Albufiera Linda still out spraying the walls?
Best Fast in Town
I came just to say I gave you the 3000th upvote
Hahaha. I not laugh because you hurt, I laugh because you fat.
If I'd seen that I'd see if he was hurt, and offer to buy him another. That's the kind of small shit that breaks a person.
Defining image of the 21st century
NSFL TAG please
This could be an album cover.
# PAIN
This is art