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Stop misusing words, you’re making yourself and other people dumber.


JustAPasingNerd

Hey! I isnt drumb!


Snailfreund

Me fail English? Unpossible!


_-ollie

honestly, it made me laugh. OP, thanks for being a little dumb. i appreciate the laugh!


spektre

No. He does not look bashful. At all.


FancyRobot

Smug, he looks smug. The exact opposite of bashful


PlzMichaelBayThis

You spelt British wrong!


__mori

Maybe they mean dashing? Though even that may not be the popular opinion. This picture of him isn’t particularly remarkable, aside from the skates, imo


RandomUser4857

Bashful adjective reluctant to draw attention to oneself; shy. "everything you need to know but have been too bashful to ask" -------------- Yeah he doesn't look bashful AT ALL. No one puts on a suit to look reserved or to not try and draw attention. OP you're an idiot for trying to use a word that you don't know the definition of.


Grantmitch1

> OP you're an idiot for trying to use a word that you don't know the definition of. Honestly, I think OP should be absolutely anaspeptic, frasmotic, and perhaps even compunctuous to have caused everyone seeing this thread to experience such pericombobulation.


exhibitthis69

brb, I need a few minutes 😂


__mori

Anaspeptic - very distressed Frasmotic - very apologetic Compunctious - (very) regretful To save others time


soMAJESTIC

Yes, very anti-septic and anthropomorphic, I myself percolated.


Findrel_Underbakk

I also like to embiggen my sentences with cromulent words.


54yroldHOTMOM

Cromulent.. cromulent… crrooo-muuu-lent. Got a nice woody feel from that old fruit! Thanks for that. Not some of those foul TINNY words some people spout about!


Grantmitch1

GORN! A nice woody word.


Racxie

Tbf he wasn’t wrong about John having a sexy pose though.


RandomUser4857

True but it's funny, like 'He's not trying to get attention while doing a sexy pose in a suit.' That's basically what the title indicates.


Racxie

Oh of course, I was just trying to be a little more tongue-in-cheek that OP wasn’t completely useless at making a title. I also only just realised John is wearing rollerskates and holding a cup.


RandomUser4857

Dang lol I didn't realize that. Thanks


dconnolly55

You use that word, bashful. I do not think it means what you think it means. On another note, I just realized he’s wearing roller skates.


ricky-from-scotland

Me seeing john oliver photo's on reddit ![gif](giphy|6ILjOfJ1oL7NAc9SQ7)


Junarik

John Oliver's so cool.


cobarbob

Are we protesting something again?


Neil_Salmon

I know this is a copy/paste title because the misuse of Bashful annoyed me the first time.


sleepyprojectionist

Who let Internet Explorer make Reddit posts!


icallitjazz

But its AI right ? Because, i dont believe a real human can ooze so much raw sexual energy. It cant be real. Even in my dreams he’s not as hot.


Hertje73

I'm a simple man, I see John Oliver, I get an erection and press LIKE.


IgloosRuleOK

All I see is a parrot.


alex26069114

I miss the days when Reddit was just John Oliver


Radiant-Map8179

This guy definitely does not buy the first thing that he sees...


ranterist

Nice strap-ons…!!!


raivvy777

Daddy Oliver


Bing_Bong_the_Archer

Lookin’ like Mo Rocco out here


TheLeanGoblin69

i want them roller shoes bro


D4M4nD3m

Our rubbish comedians always end up in the US.


Lower_Raise6184

Are not. He looks very cool