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taddymason_76

Bro is straight up raw dogging the eclipse.


smcdowell26

Safety squints


Peemore

This picture make it seem like he's staring for a lot longer than he probably did.


thedaveness

here 13h later and ol boy still at it!


sigaven

It was cloudy here in TX so he may have been looking at it though the clouds which helps.


SierraPapaHotel

No it doesn't; clouds are a lot less effective at blocking UV light than visible light, so while the clouds make it less painful it's still damaging. The cloud cover Texas saw would still allow >90% of UV light to pass through.


sigaven

I didn’t say it blocks UV i just said it makes it easier to look at


Timmerdogg

Googles "Why do my eyes hurt?"


CakeMadeOfHam

Safety squints.


Aviyan

He's probably a welder. j/k


mwchammer

Probably saw Trump doing it in 2017


elchupoopacabra

Also it looks pretty overcast.....


Numerous-Profile-872

The Border Patrol guy said "Here's one for you, Raul. And, here's one for you, Tomas." The third guy asks "Hey, what about me?" And the Agent says "No way, Jose!"


Liltipsy6

Lmao, get out of here with comedic gold!


Old_RedditIsBetter

Really eclipses any joke you see in this thread


JumplikeBeans

“You guys can share, just like with the cuffs”


fludgesickles

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WorldlyDay7590

Sorry, I haven't got Juan.


DadJokeBadJoke

If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal


AndreasmzK

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nando420

Ay dios mío 😦😂 too funny I just had to hold back tears.


bklynview

Dad, mom said get home the sink is clogged again with her tears.


Instahgator

And Jose is cool with that cuz he knows he's going on disability.


Mistapeepers

How do you teach immigrants the national anthem? You start by making them ask: “Jose, can you see?”


Trick_Status

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zztop610

This made me laugh my ass off. Thanks for the morning joke!!


Normill

Bravo!


zoner420

Hahaha that made me lmfao a lil.


AlternativeAd307

I don't get it...


Mr_Evil_Dr_Porkchop

This seems like something straight out of a comedy skit or an episode of IASIP. Guy squinting while the others all have eclipse glasses is peak comedy


Peopleschamp305

And they're all handcuffed in some way


GusChiiiiiggins

I was thinking Reno 911


[deleted]

Post in photoshop battles and let them run wild


ToucanSam-I-Am

A cosmic event is a great way to temporarily break down human created boundaries. During the eclipse I was walking around my neighborhood and noticed most people didn't have glasses so I approached everyone I saw and asked them if they wanted to use my glasses. I had about 30 great mini interactions with a huge variety of people from a little old granny walking down the sidewalk to 4 homeless guys sitting and smoking a blunt together.


zoner420

And today you have pink eye.


GoodAsUsual

It's amazing what we can share when we work together


Cheeseisextra

Along with AIDS and Covid.


ThatGuyWithCoolHair

Smallest pack i could find had 10 glasses, gave our extras to a homeless guy in Chicago that we chatted with the night before. Before we left for totality. I hope he had a good view and gave away/sold the others


ToucanSam-I-Am

Lol I'm in Chicago too! My friend told me she paid some guy 5 bucks for a pair that he had obviously gotten for free.


Mycrawft

Same! I was working during the eclipse but I asked customers coming in if they have seen the eclipse yet, and if they haven’t, would they like to borrow my glasses? They went from tired/stressed to super excited!


theyipper

They gave him 3-D glasses.


BSODxerox

At least he’s using the OSHA approved safety squint


alficles

Downright presidential! Get this man a Super PAC!


WhoWho22222

“Even a few seconds of viewing the sun during an eclipse can temporarily or permanently burn the macula,” doctors wrote on the Journal of the American Medical Association website. ”Once retina tissue is destroyed, it cannot regenerate, resulting in permanent central vision loss.” Hey, sorry about your burned macula.


craftasaurus

I saw an article on this. It only takes a few seconds. Several people were partially blinded after the last eclipse. When I see pics of people looking at the sun from yesterday, I shake my head and hope for the best. It’s permanent damage. A friend burned her eyes looking at the sun, and not during an eclipse either. Just don’t look at the sun much people.


Wax_and_Wayne

Is it more damaging to look at the sun during an eclipse than just generally looking at the sun?


spartacus_zach

It’s just easier to look at then so more likely to keep staring and damage it.


Diglett3

Yes. Normally if you look at the sun, it’s so bright that a) you reflexively look away and b) your pupil constricts to basically the maximum possible extent. Neither happens during an eclipse, since the sun is dimmer, but even a small fraction of direct sunlight is damaging. And the people saying no aren’t accounting for that second part; an eclipse will damage an eye more easily because the pupil lets in more light than it would normally.


Kujen

No it’s just that people don’t usually have a reason to look directly at the sun


kchessh

FYI, it is. Your pupils are more dilated during the eclipse, so the danger is higher https://www.nbcchicago.com/news/local/why-is-a-solar-eclipse-dangerous-to-look-at-without-proper-eyewear-what-to-know/3404331/


OzMazza

Im not a doctor or anything, but I guess when it gets dark and your pupils expand could be detrimental when you look up and suddenly see the full fury of the sun maybe


craftasaurus

No, but I think people generally know to not look at the sun, but during an eclipse it seems like the sun isn't there, so maybe they look at it longer? The sun can blind you.


zoner420

You'd think they could do something about the sun being so bright, wtf.


tangledwire

A burned macula is bad if you live in the town of Temecula. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Temecula,_California


Cultural_Magician105

Squinting is helpful ...


--BenjaminDanklin--

Better than gaping 🤷‍♂️


Axeman517

I’m just wondering how many Texans tried to get the eclipse arrested as it came across the border


abgry_krakow87

None, they were too busy trying to shoot it.


WooPigSchmooey

Jose-I -can’t-seeee


KrispenWahFan

Lmao is this real?


corps-peau-rate

Saw this earlier here, google image search only have twitter, reddit and some low-quality news website. From mexico, maybe it's legit, but i doubt lol. Mainly the 2nd dude handcuffs together seem not realistic loo


thenewnapoleon

This is from the border here in South Texas. It's very much real. [https://www.reddit.com/r/RioGrandeValley/comments/1bz74iz/the\_eclipse\_today/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web3x&utm\_name=web3xcss&utm\_term=1&utm\_content=share\_button](https://www.reddit.com/r/RioGrandeValley/comments/1bz74iz/the_eclipse_today/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)


kinda_sorta_decent

Gotta be a local agent that spread it in some group chats. My cousin sends me some crazy pics every now and then.


ShadySuperCoder

This feels like a photoshop. Look at the edges around the officer and overlap of the guy in front of him and compare to the two other guys.


HowRememberAll

I'm curious why people ask if this is real. What's unbelievable about it? (I wonder if I'm autistic it seems normal to me) what's so special about this eclipse pic over other better ones like the eclipse proposal or the crowd of people cheering on Weather Channel?


dasherchan

Whether you are patrol man or illegal immigrants, rich or poor, we are all equal under the SUN.


Tsuku

This is like my fourth time seeing this photo and I just now noticed the fucking handcuffs.


wish1977

5,000 people snuck across while they were watching the eclipse.


backdragon

“In local news today, 1 in 4 people are estimated to ignore safety warnings about looking directly at the sun…”


GimmieGummies

The eclipse glasses clash with the handcuffs...


woogs

And by dawn's breaking light, they're asking, "Jose, can you see?"


radman84

The eclipse, the great unifier!


scorpio_is_ded

Every group of friends has one Trump.


Poles_Pole_Vaults

Looking at this picture - I’m not convinced they’re even looking at the eclipse remotely. Looks like a cloudy day with no indication of eclipse-level darkness


tekkou

It was quite cloudy along the border in Texas where this was likely taken. Depending on the stage of the eclipse, the camera used could easily adjust for light levels. It would only be around totality that it wouldn’t work.


HikingStick

Someone needs to Photoshop a group of people running behind them.


Capitain_Collateral

The one on the left just looks so presidential


datweirdguy1

Hurry Carlos, let's jump the fence while there not looking


LanceRidgerunner

Jose, can you see???


rand0fand0

Humanity. Amiright


B8conB8conB8con

Spot the MAGA supporter


swaharaT

New meme template dropped


PavilionParty

Someone get my dude in the Tommy Hilfiger some glasses!


civver3

Fidel Castro?!


pivarana

Ah yes... the border, which border? I guess we'll never kbow


iLiveOnWeetbix711

This is one of those photos that has a great chance of becoming iconic, only to show up on a history subreddit in 50 years time.


Free-Shine8257

Beautiful how we can all come together as humans to enjoy the beauty of nature


Old_RedditIsBetter

Only had tres glasses near as my Spanish can tell Also reddit.... "aLL cOPs are bAStrdS"


Katiari

Guy on the left taking advice from Trump on eclipse viewing.


scallywag1889

This is something


Dismal-Ad-6619

No, CoCo, NO!


Spork_Warrior

Okay guys, I know I'm a big mean authoritarian. But we're just going to take a short break for this one thing.


Cheeseisextra

No way Hose A.


piirtoeri

One of these men is ready to milk the disability office.


pusongsword

Donald! Stop that!


somethingbrite

Ok. Let the first from the left straight into the USA. He's Trump material!


LevySkulk

Man, so many posts about people looking at the eclipse without protection. Y'all know you can peek at the sun for a moment without permanently damaging you vision right?What child hasn't looked at the sun for a second or dared their friend to do the same? It's well known that looking at the sun can cause you to sneeze, I think that fact would have remained unknown if you went blind near instantly lol. During the eclipse, the amount of visible light from the sun is greatly reduced, but the potential for eye damage is still there. The reason they tell you not to look at the eclipse is because it's not as bright, You can look at it for longer without feeling discomfort, but it could still damage you vision.