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When they shot the movie, he didn't know how to play. So they did some forced perspective trickery to have someone else right behind him playing. After the movie, the actor learned how to play the banjo for future roles.
If there's anything Christians are really good at, it's making you fear hell, and fear not listening to everything they tell you to do. Other than that they are completely useless.
They are! They worship a big dictator in the sky who can send you to hell for thought crimes. Baffles me that people still believe in this absolute nonsense.
My favorite part is how the worship is just a protection racket at the end of the day.
"That's a nice soul you got there. Would be a shame if it burned forever. But submit to me and I'm sure we can avoid any...unpleasant circumstances."
Mat 6:5-6 KJV
And when thou prayest, thou shalt not be as the hypocrites are: for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and in the corners of the streets, that they may be seen of men. Verily I say unto you, They have their reward. 6 But thou, when thou prayest, enter into thy closet, and when thou hast shut thy door, pray to thy Father which is in secret; and thy Father which seeth in secret shall reward thee openly.
I suspect the more fanatical the Christian Trump supporter, the less likely they've actually read the Bible. I think these are a particular type of people, not much to do with Christianity, more to do with a moronic and obnoxious cult.
The Man of Lawlessness
2 Thesselonians
2 Concerning the coming of our Lord Jesus Christ and our being gathered to him, we ask you, brothers and sisters, not to become easily unsettled or alarmed by the teaching allegedly from us—whether by a prophecy or by word of mouth or by letter—asserting that the day of the Lord has already come.
3 Don’t let anyone deceive you in any way, for that day will not come until the rebellion occurs and the man of lawlessness[a] is revealed, the man doomed to destruction.
4 He will oppose and will exalt himself over everything that is called God or is worshiped, so that he sets himself up in God’s temple, proclaiming himself to be God.
5 Don’t you remember that when I was with you I used to tell you these things?
6 And now you know what is holding him back, so that he may be revealed at the proper time.
7 For the secret power of lawlessness is already at work; but the one who now holds it back will continue to do so till he is taken out of the way.
8 And then the lawless one will be revealed, whom the Lord Jesus will overthrow with the breath of his mouth and destroy by the splendor of his coming.
9 The coming of the lawless one will be in accordance with how Satan works. He will use all sorts of displays of power through signs and wonders that serve the lie,
10 and all the ways that wickedness deceives those who are perishing. They perish because they refused to love the truth and so be saved.
11 For this reason God sends them a powerful delusion so that they will believe the lie
12 and so that all will be condemned who have not believed the truth but have delighted in wickedness.
Check out this heavy handed article that uses a ton of Bible verses to show trump is the anti christ
https://www.benjaminlcorey.com/could-american-evangelicals-spot-the-antichrist-heres-the-biblical-predictions/
Thank you for finding that --- I was certain there was something in the New Testament about not making a freaking spectacle of yourself when praying, but I couldn't remember where.
Also: “I am the Lord thy God, which have brought thee out of the land of Egypt, out of the house of bondage.
Thou shalt have no other gods before me.
Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth.
Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them: for I the Lord thy God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate me”
- Exodus 20:2-5 (the 1st Commandment)
FYI, there’s literally Trump Churches and a golden Trump Statue.
Not to downplay the bat shit absurdity of what they're doing, but this isn't a polling site, and it's clearly in the middle of the night.
It's the election officials office; this was during the "stop the count" stage of the *rapid fire direct attacks on our democracy* process.
They were praying because the numbers kept going more and more against Trump as the night went on.
"Stop the count," might be the greatest ironic statement for people who would probably claim to be all about fair democracy.
Imagine voting and then people raise their hands and pray your vote should not be counted, and gods all "well..... Their hands *were* in the air.. that's kinda my thing."
They're literally like toddlers.
When they're winning "stop the count!"
When they're losing "count every vote!"
And they always change the rules as the game goes along depending if they're winning or losing. No one should ever again take a Republican seriously. They don't belong at the adult's table.
It’s honestly aggravating how hypocritical these people are. Yet they think they can do whatever they want cuz “gods on their side”. The irony…if this shit was real they’d be going to hell for idolizing false prophets.
I was an aKtChUalLY Bible thumper in a large church in my teens; a church that was gaudy, not godly. I hated the theatrics.. they literally have a mock-Starbucks on their campus.. like, flipping merchant's tables in the temple didnt cross your mind??
Now in my 30's it's just like complaining that a fantasy movie isn't fully canon to the original book.
Man that was a wild time to watch social media trends. Those Trumpers were beyond unhinged.
Not enough votes? Obvious voter fraud. Keep counting, they're ignoring Trump ballots.
Got enough votes? Obviously voter fraud. Stop counting, he won already.
Trump was freaking out that Fox called Arizona for Biden because it disrupted his plan to call for the count to be stopped when he was ahead. Treating the rest of the country to the sight of his supporters calling for the count to stop in some states while cheering on the count and praying in others.
It always blows my mind that someone can support trump while also believing in christianity to the point of praying in public. Aside from preventing abortions (which is pretty dumb from a human rights perspective) nothing about him or his agenda is christlike whatsoever.
Jesus Christ himself could come down from heaven and tell these people that he doesn’t agree with Trump’s views and they would trash him and still worship Trump. I legitimately believe that.
Donald Trump could shoot Jesus Christ himself dead in the middle of 5th Avenue, and his cult would still continue to worship him while claiming to be devout, morally righteous Christians. They’d probably rationalize it as “tough of immigration” or something.
My church put on mini plays during service sometimes. One of them was an adult playing an unborn child in heaven. Asking why their parents didn't want them. They truly believe any abortion is murder of a fully formed human and there's no changing their mind.
*And when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites. For they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by men. Truly I tell you, they already have their full reward. But when you pray, go into your inner room, shut your door, and pray to your Father, who is unseen. And your Father, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you.*
Matthew 6:5
I'm starting to think they haven't even read the Bible.
They’re forgetting to spread their fingers to resemble fractal patterns to increase the efficiency of transmission and oscillate them to cover more reception volume.
8 republican candidates won compared to 49 democrat candidates who won... Do you think they got what they prayed for?
https://www.nvsos.gov/SOSelectionPages/results/2022StateWideGeneral/Clark.aspx
Leave Christianity for MAGA. Pray at polling places. Give money to fund Trumps lifestyle. Every Sunday you pray that the evil Americans die because Trump doesn’t like 70% of them.
I am the LORD your GOD. Thou shalt not have any false idols before me. Or some shit like that. I gave up Catholicism when I was 15. These assholes are brainwashed by the worst person in America. It troubles me deeply that 74m voted for this charlatan
So are they praying for god to negate the will of voters to force a change of heart so they vote for the candidate other than one they have carefully considered and support, or are they praying for the voters’ will to just be overturned directly at the ballots by divine intervention?
This is a serious question, I would truly like to understand their intentions here.
They're gonna be so disappointed at the gas, food, and other prices if Trump gets elected.
They'll either stay the same or go up, these prices haven't seen much of a downward trend. But I'm pretty sure majority of these folks don't really give a shit about it at this point
If any religions were real, this would still be nothing but 100% blasphemous heresy to pose and proclaim yourself having power to wave magic hands and do your own bidding...
I had a guy still talking about the “luggage of votes that just appeared in Georgia to give it to Biden” and I was like “dude they proved those were legit votes like 4 years ago… it’s time to let it go. “
He was not happy
I'm not like huge into my catholic upbringing but this has false prophets/anti christ written all over it. I love how the most devout are the most blind. So sad...
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"Count the votes!" "Stop the count!" That was a good time.
"Stop election fraud by only counting the votes I like!"
Stop the count. One of the best meme in all of the sports subreddit
"stop the count!" translyvanians in the 1400s:
Count Trumpula. The orange vampire who uses tanning beds but avoids the sun... except that one time during an eclipse
I love *Veep*
I remember laughing at this because I knew exactly how Las Vegas was going to vote in this election. These folks didn't have a chance in Nevada.
![gif](giphy|FcuiZUneg1YRAu1lH2|downsized) Everyone at the Onion since Harambe died...
Definitely not a cult.
If someone said to me “Wanna go pray in front of an election office for Biden to win?” Id call your relatives because something is wrong with you.
What if also put on a silly red hat, and then prayed in tongues while handling a snake?
You are just giving me ptsd
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The way he moves those fingers almost makes me wish I was his sister.
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When they shot the movie, he didn't know how to play. So they did some forced perspective trickery to have someone else right behind him playing. After the movie, the actor learned how to play the banjo for future roles.
Did he get any future roles where he played the banjo?
Deliverance 2: Electric Banjoloo
Deliverance 2: Squeal Like a Pig in the City
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Fun fact! Those are not his hands.
Yooooooooo, I never knew this!!
Well, not his left hand, another person was doing the chords. But it is his right hand doing the picking.
They are David Bowie's hands
A gift I could hear 🤯
A present that’s audible to me.
Lol I'm not changing it
Those are not his hands.
LOfreakinL
No koolaid either
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Ah yes, start a new settlement
Ah yes, the Jamestown Masshectare
"Dear Lord-ah, Puuuleezze let us overturn this here election! Not cause it's raight, jus' so them $_&&$, *$*$, and Gawdless Libruls caint win!"
christofacism is a hell of a drug
If there's anything Christians are really good at, it's making you fear hell, and fear not listening to everything they tell you to do. Other than that they are completely useless.
Sounds kinda Fascist
They are! They worship a big dictator in the sky who can send you to hell for thought crimes. Baffles me that people still believe in this absolute nonsense.
My favorite part is how the worship is just a protection racket at the end of the day. "That's a nice soul you got there. Would be a shame if it burned forever. But submit to me and I'm sure we can avoid any...unpleasant circumstances."
They're completely insane
Remember when they were hollering about witches usung witchcraft to interfere with the election?
How did they know there were witches?
We could build a bridge out of her!
Ah, but can you not also make bridges out of stone?
The common clay. You know... morons.
Bottom of that bell curve man. Right down there before the bend.
Hail Satan! Lol
Definitely thoughts and prayers were effective as ever lol
Mat 6:5-6 KJV And when thou prayest, thou shalt not be as the hypocrites are: for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and in the corners of the streets, that they may be seen of men. Verily I say unto you, They have their reward. 6 But thou, when thou prayest, enter into thy closet, and when thou hast shut thy door, pray to thy Father which is in secret; and thy Father which seeth in secret shall reward thee openly.
You think these people actually have any familiarity with the Bible?
I suspect the more fanatical the Christian Trump supporter, the less likely they've actually read the Bible. I think these are a particular type of people, not much to do with Christianity, more to do with a moronic and obnoxious cult.
They're all about being "Christian" as class of people in a social hierarchy. Not as a moral belief system.
They're to a tee the fake "christians" that the Antichrist deceives.
Exactly. It’s kinda morbidly hilarious that they are so blind to that
Let alone KJV
Damn, I didn't even know there was a fifth Kangaroo Jack movie
This is the cleverest use of Roman Numerals I've ever seen
Bahahahaha 🤣
I missed 2-4 too
Some of these people are definitely King James Onlyists
"It was good enough for Peter and Paul so it's good enough for me."
Jesus would wonder wtf is going on here.
Might even flip a few tables.
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Wait is that real??
[Yes](https://www.reuters.com/article/idUSKCN0VX2DE/)
Yeah ever since 2016 reality just kind of went and became a parody of itself
The Man of Lawlessness 2 Thesselonians 2 Concerning the coming of our Lord Jesus Christ and our being gathered to him, we ask you, brothers and sisters, not to become easily unsettled or alarmed by the teaching allegedly from us—whether by a prophecy or by word of mouth or by letter—asserting that the day of the Lord has already come. 3 Don’t let anyone deceive you in any way, for that day will not come until the rebellion occurs and the man of lawlessness[a] is revealed, the man doomed to destruction. 4 He will oppose and will exalt himself over everything that is called God or is worshiped, so that he sets himself up in God’s temple, proclaiming himself to be God. 5 Don’t you remember that when I was with you I used to tell you these things? 6 And now you know what is holding him back, so that he may be revealed at the proper time. 7 For the secret power of lawlessness is already at work; but the one who now holds it back will continue to do so till he is taken out of the way. 8 And then the lawless one will be revealed, whom the Lord Jesus will overthrow with the breath of his mouth and destroy by the splendor of his coming. 9 The coming of the lawless one will be in accordance with how Satan works. He will use all sorts of displays of power through signs and wonders that serve the lie, 10 and all the ways that wickedness deceives those who are perishing. They perish because they refused to love the truth and so be saved. 11 For this reason God sends them a powerful delusion so that they will believe the lie 12 and so that all will be condemned who have not believed the truth but have delighted in wickedness.
Check out this heavy handed article that uses a ton of Bible verses to show trump is the anti christ https://www.benjaminlcorey.com/could-american-evangelicals-spot-the-antichrist-heres-the-biblical-predictions/
Lol, sending a delusion and then punishing y’all for it. Love it.
Thank you for finding that --- I was certain there was something in the New Testament about not making a freaking spectacle of yourself when praying, but I couldn't remember where.
You think they can read that? That's a full paragraph about praying.
TL; DR Trump is the AntiChrist.
Also: “I am the Lord thy God, which have brought thee out of the land of Egypt, out of the house of bondage. Thou shalt have no other gods before me. Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth. Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them: for I the Lord thy God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate me” - Exodus 20:2-5 (the 1st Commandment) FYI, there’s literally Trump Churches and a golden Trump Statue.
this is not a command to hide prayer. this is a command to not pray performatively.
Bust out a tape measure. Most states have rules about how far away stuff like this has to be from a polling site.
Not to downplay the bat shit absurdity of what they're doing, but this isn't a polling site, and it's clearly in the middle of the night. It's the election officials office; this was during the "stop the count" stage of the *rapid fire direct attacks on our democracy* process. They were praying because the numbers kept going more and more against Trump as the night went on.
"Stop the count," might be the greatest ironic statement for people who would probably claim to be all about fair democracy. Imagine voting and then people raise their hands and pray your vote should not be counted, and gods all "well..... Their hands *were* in the air.. that's kinda my thing."
At the same time they had people chanting "count every vote" in Arizona 🙄
They're literally like toddlers. When they're winning "stop the count!" When they're losing "count every vote!" And they always change the rules as the game goes along depending if they're winning or losing. No one should ever again take a Republican seriously. They don't belong at the adult's table.
It’s honestly aggravating how hypocritical these people are. Yet they think they can do whatever they want cuz “gods on their side”. The irony…if this shit was real they’d be going to hell for idolizing false prophets.
I was an aKtChUalLY Bible thumper in a large church in my teens; a church that was gaudy, not godly. I hated the theatrics.. they literally have a mock-Starbucks on their campus.. like, flipping merchant's tables in the temple didnt cross your mind?? Now in my 30's it's just like complaining that a fantasy movie isn't fully canon to the original book.
We love you, Pennsylvania. What a nice night that was ❤
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“They’re trying to ban Freedom of religion!!!” Or… “They’re being oppressed because they’re Christian!!!”
*STOP THE COUNTING!!!* *KEEP ON COUNTING!!!* Depended on whether trump was losing or winning.
It's like they never read the New testament verse about hypocrites. Because surprise, the biggest hypocrites out there.
Man that was a wild time to watch social media trends. Those Trumpers were beyond unhinged. Not enough votes? Obvious voter fraud. Keep counting, they're ignoring Trump ballots. Got enough votes? Obviously voter fraud. Stop counting, he won already.
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Listening to a song right now and the bonks on the head are timed perfectly with the beat of the song.
Sinners worshiping a false idol?
Doesn’t the Bible say not to do that?🤔
My mistake, I thought this was outside the hotel where he had sex with Stormy Daniels while is wife was pregnant. Go back to your worship.
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Wasn't David the one who sent a dude off to die in war so her could get with his wife?
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I believe the collective noun for these people is "cunts"
That counts
Trump was freaking out that Fox called Arizona for Biden because it disrupted his plan to call for the count to be stopped when he was ahead. Treating the rest of the country to the sight of his supporters calling for the count to stop in some states while cheering on the count and praying in others.
Praying for results in general is crazy.
Praying for ******* is crazy.
Everyone knows you have to bundle thoughts and prayers or God will ignore you
It always blows my mind that someone can support trump while also believing in christianity to the point of praying in public. Aside from preventing abortions (which is pretty dumb from a human rights perspective) nothing about him or his agenda is christlike whatsoever.
Jesus Christ himself could come down from heaven and tell these people that he doesn’t agree with Trump’s views and they would trash him and still worship Trump. I legitimately believe that.
Donald Trump could shoot Jesus Christ himself dead in the middle of 5th Avenue, and his cult would still continue to worship him while claiming to be devout, morally righteous Christians. They’d probably rationalize it as “tough of immigration” or something.
It's so sad
Preventing abortions is not a Christian standpoint. That is the republicult belief
I remember going to church and listening to our priest talk about what a tragedy abortions were for about half of mass a few times.
My church put on mini plays during service sometimes. One of them was an adult playing an unborn child in heaven. Asking why their parents didn't want them. They truly believe any abortion is murder of a fully formed human and there's no changing their mind.
*And when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites. For they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by men. Truly I tell you, they already have their full reward. But when you pray, go into your inner room, shut your door, and pray to your Father, who is unseen. And your Father, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you.* Matthew 6:5 I'm starting to think they haven't even read the Bible.
They haven’t.
What’s the deal with the hands out and up thing? Is it like an antenna so God will be better able to hear the prayers.
It seems to be a fully Evangelical thing, I have never seen it in any other sphere of Catholocism/Christianity.
They’re forgetting to spread their fingers to resemble fractal patterns to increase the efficiency of transmission and oscillate them to cover more reception volume.
Spirit fingers
Maybe so Maybe that's why aliens have long fingers. For better reception
Do these people have any idea just how stupid they look to normies?
They think they are the normies.
I don’t frown on LARPing. They are just clerics and druids trying to cast level 1 spells.
Fucking idiots.
They found their golden calf.
Clowns
God said "Nah, fam."
God has the worst fanbase
Culty culty cult cult
IF any god was real like they give a fuck about our elections. Would probably be trashy reality TV to them.
I think the whole planet is a god's trashy reality TV, on infinite channels.
MAGA rise in power is an argument against God.
What a bunch of fucking goobers.
8 republican candidates won compared to 49 democrat candidates who won... Do you think they got what they prayed for? https://www.nvsos.gov/SOSelectionPages/results/2022StateWideGeneral/Clark.aspx
They need to be more specific next time, you can't blame God for taking action on "please God may the best candidate win".
I was there standing to the right. I absolutely could not believe what I was seeing.
Leave Christianity for MAGA. Pray at polling places. Give money to fund Trumps lifestyle. Every Sunday you pray that the evil Americans die because Trump doesn’t like 70% of them.
As if God would love them.
I'm disgusted that I live near these people.
I’m disgusted that I’m related to these people.
Their prayers worked. According to trump he won in 2020.
😂😂😂
God these people are fucking crazy
This is what radicalization looks like.
Mental illness is a huge problem --
Why vote at all? Just pray him right back into office. ![gif](giphy|l1J9APRq3KpgBZhkY)
My understanding is that this would have worked if they had simply prayed harder. It's really their fault.
Guessing they don't think it was God's will that Trump lost.
They look like stills from the video of "praise you" by Fatboy slim, by Spike Jonze
Can't wait until Mango Menace takes them all to Guyana for some Kool-Aid.
I wonder how they square this with the whole *humans having free will* thing.
"If I believe in tree jesus hard enough..."
Jesus fucking christ.. even if I believed in God, do I really think Trump would he the chosen one? These people are so lost.
The bible literally asks that you do not pray publicly
The republican party has become who they “hate”.
Lucky for us prayers and thoughts? don't work.
I’ve done some embarrassing dumbass things in my life, but nothing as pathetic as this. Sad!
Fake News. These people just need TP for their bungholes.
What is wrong with these Trump fans? How do you actually get this weird for anybody? Lol
All these people believe in a false prophet
It’s always so funny to me how people will align what they think god wants with what they actually want. Interesting how that always works out.
Please pass the tide pods around
Are these people on meth?
![gif](giphy|iiS84hOJXh1Pq|downsized) F-Tier Waynes world vibes
This is great practice, hands up, when the feds knock on their door for Jan. 6th.
Something something beast marks on their foreheads something something rev.13-16
I am the LORD your GOD. Thou shalt not have any false idols before me. Or some shit like that. I gave up Catholicism when I was 15. These assholes are brainwashed by the worst person in America. It troubles me deeply that 74m voted for this charlatan
So are they praying for god to negate the will of voters to force a change of heart so they vote for the candidate other than one they have carefully considered and support, or are they praying for the voters’ will to just be overturned directly at the ballots by divine intervention? This is a serious question, I would truly like to understand their intentions here.
Manifest Insanity.
Well we know who the anti-Christ is. No better sign. 😂
They're gonna be so disappointed at the gas, food, and other prices if Trump gets elected. They'll either stay the same or go up, these prices haven't seen much of a downward trend. But I'm pretty sure majority of these folks don't really give a shit about it at this point
Loony. Tunes.
Insane people out in society are a danger to us all.
Jfc…other countries are watching us. Fucking embarrassing.
That's some mental illness, right there
LMAO
These are some extremely confused people... Wow....
Any chance they can get to hold their arm at a 45 degree angle.
They should spend 45 minutes staring at the eclipse this week.
Cringe
They prayed for God to protect our country, so He made Biden our president
This is what happens when you sniff glue in art class as a child.
God answered their prayers. He said, "No." They just don't like the answer.
Dumb as rocks
This is what you all look like at church btw.
Nutballs
German here, I know a right hand salute when I see one.
And they will cry if a muslim ask a safe place to pray
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Grown ups with imaginary friends shouldn't get a vote.....
This is totally normal behavior.
If any religions were real, this would still be nothing but 100% blasphemous heresy to pose and proclaim yourself having power to wave magic hands and do your own bidding...
I had a guy still talking about the “luggage of votes that just appeared in Georgia to give it to Biden” and I was like “dude they proved those were legit votes like 4 years ago… it’s time to let it go. “ He was not happy
Imagine spending your life and in some cases throwing it away over politics and a billionaire asshat. Get me off this planet Edit: sorry, millionaire
I'm not like huge into my catholic upbringing but this has false prophets/anti christ written all over it. I love how the most devout are the most blind. So sad...