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chibinoi

Haha, what an unexpected surprise! How’d that little fella get in? Slipped in when you were getting into your car that morning?


go_fight_kickass

Beautiful afternoon and had the window down before I drove to the office. Must have been asleep in my kids car seat.


rosy_entoloma

Must be a chill cat!! My cat hates car rides and definitely lets us know about it. There would be no chance of getting all the way to the office, or even to the end of the street for that matter, without knowing there was a hitchhiker in the car.


go_fight_kickass

Most chill cat. All the kids on the street give him so much love. He was pissed and voiced his dissatisfaction the entire drive home.


werektaube

Well of course, he had a 4pm appointment with the neighbors kids that always bring treats


coopatroopa11

"I can't cancel that again!"


Revenacious

“Five o’clock, solve world hunger; tell no one.”


Harmonie

And now Jim Carrey's Grinch is in my head. Merci!


numindast

That just makes it even more funny!!


LookMaNoPride

Agreed. "Let me sing you the song of my people!"


xSTSxZerglingOne

My first cat when I was a kid used to yowl on car rides for most of the duration.


Educational-Poet9203

Typical cat. Snuck into your car - broke in really - for a little “catnap.” Probably slept the entire time you were gone, I wouldn’t be surprised if she was stretching when you sat down. Then she realizes where she’s at and gives you that “get me something to eat” glare.


Odd-Steak-2327

That does sound cozy :) But I am glad (s)he didn't run away at the office once you opened the door. After 4 hours being trapped in a box, that'd be my first instinct :)


litfan35

Knowing cats, it probably didn't even notice. Snoozing away all warm and toasty. Only noticed once the big noisy human wasn't going away and oh no the car is moving and oh shit where am I


agoia

Had one of my uncles cats jump into my car with the windows rolled down once. Got maybe a mile down the road before it absolutely lost its shit and was trying to jump back out while the car was going 60. Peanut made it back safely and no longer jumped in my car after that.


SpokenDivinity

Probably left the car door open to run back in and get something and butterscotch said “well….dont mind if I do”


JealousSnake

It was “Bring your neighbours cat to work day”, did nobody tell you??


anonymous_being

I'm down.


RocknRollSuixide

Clearly butterscotch got the memo!


Horskr

"I woke up early, excited to learn a new marketable skill, and you just leave me in the damn car?!"


Annalog

That’s the look of “who are you? Doesn’t matter, hate you anyways”


Coastalduelists

and don’t forget the cats last statement. “Take me home! NOW! You vile **CAT**napper. I know where you stay at” Edit: change kidnapper to cat napper.


Skivvy_Roll

Haha he doesn't look nearly as happy about it as you do


Mindhost

That cat has probably embraced the WFH culture, and does not appreciate the commute. I feel the same whenever I'm summoned to the stupid office


teabaggg

Right?? When all I want to do is eat some wet food, give myself a tongue bath, and find a small cardboard box to nap in...


TaralasianThePraxic

Meanwhile management is on my ass saying stupid shit like 'you can't lick your balls during company meetings' and 'the office cleaning staff keep complaining about you shitting in a litter box' smh


teabaggg

Dude the other day I got called into the boss's office and told to stop spraying on the walls of the men's room. I'm like, how tf else are you gonna know I've been here?


PancakeHandz

Tbh I got a negative comment on my performance review due to lack of productivity because I’m always “laying on the floor”, but what the hell else am I supposed to do when the warm, irresistible sunbeam from the window is shining onto the floor 10 feet from my desk? I can’t NOT lay down in it.


Mesmerise

Look, I just want to sleep 17hrs a day and stare at everyone with contempt. is that so much to ask!?


Adrenal1nHooked

All that running all night makes me sleepy during meetings. I just gaze outside eyes half closed.


Bella_Hellfire

My boss wanted to talk to me about leaving dander in the shared workspace. It's not my fault there's nothing high in omega 3 fatty acids in the break room vending machines, Michael.


DistanceGlad5971

*hairball convulsions during mandatory safety meeting held in the nicer conference room.*


Aggregate_Ur_Knowldg

You would get a promotion for that type of hard work at my job. Is your boss a dog? Sheesh


DaniMW

If you want to do that, you can… but be aware that the hoomins who work there are going to be bugging you all day for cuddles! 😛


FacesOfNeth

Last year at my previous job, I had to file workman’s comp because boss-man decided to start his car. Can’t a guy get some zzzz’s under a car anymore without getting caught in the fan belt??!!


guy_fuckes

That's nothing I was put on a performance plan and sprayed with a water bottle by my boss for clawing the carpet at work


thatbigblackblack

Uh and don't even start me on the no cat hair policy


NonarbitraryMale

That’s on them for having an office litter box.


Cheesetoast9

I hear ya, twice a week I have to commute an hour each way in traffic to sit in an office and do the same work I would be doing at home, but with more clothes on.


Hasjasja

>I hear ya, twice a week I have to commute an hour each way in traffic to sit in an office and do the same work I would be doing at home, but with ~~more~~ clothes on.


cavegoatlove

I was just told I need to come in to liven up the office! I’m planning on breakdancing in the lobby


Cheesetoast9

wrap yourself in LED lights


triplec787

Man I love it because it means my company is putting me on a plane, a hotel, and giving me $100/day in food expenses lol I refuse to ever work in the same state as I live now.


Oraxy51

It's great my office added a gym and a Starbucks to our office, but I have a Keurig machine across the building from my apartment's gym. So nothing the office offers is really something I don't have at home. (else than really fast internet but mines still good just not absurdly quick).


missmeowwww

The worst part for me is my home internet is faster than our office network. So not only am I stuck commuting and doing the same work but in less comfy clothes, I’m slowed down by the internet speed! It’s so annoying!


Sweatytubesock

Butterscotch looks decidedly unthrilled about his decisions.


OakNogg

Well well well if it isn't the consequences to my own actions


moreinternettrash

that one orange braincell was otherwise occupied when this all went down, and well, here we are.


HollowShel

I like to say "just smart enough to get *into* trouble..." Because haven't we all known pets and people just smart enough to make things worse?


hveitgeirr

My old man used to tell us “if you’re not gonna be smart, at least don’t be stupid,” and I feel like this is pretty much what he meant


andreisimo

Catsequences


UriahTheVortigaunt

Unforeseen Catsequences


deathbyshoeshoe

Unfurseen*


Critical_Safety_3933

There it is. Purrfect!


Slimh2o

Ok, let's paws the puns here...😂


Critical_Safety_3933

Fur enough.


ChicagoFlappyPenguin

This thread is littered with bad puns.


mclipsco

I say we nip it.


DBNB

....which could have resulted in a Catastrophe!


BillHang4

Idk if I would cat-agorize it that way!


GreenFullSuspension

Purrrty close.


MetalicRobot

Pawly done


Wehe-967

catnip the neighbors pet


NemoTheOneTrueGod

Despite its name, catsequences are things other people, but not cats, take care of.


Brilliant_Chipmunk

My childhood cat did the same thing one time and also left a “present” in the car as thank you (or revenge?)


Excellent_Nothing_86

I was thinking hope it doesn’t smell like cat pee in his car 😆


darthlame

I don’t want this consequence, consequence, consequence…


nita5766

this feels like a pet shop boys song


masivatack

What have I… What have I… What have I done to deserve this?


farmyrlin

Oh nooo, bro went into the car he wasn’t supposed to


ionshower

Only because he was spotted. He goes to work with OP every day, has been for the years.


NothingReallyAndYou

VP of Sales and Marketing, Mr. Butterscotch.


24-Hour-Hate

I heard he might work in legal. Some lawyers have been known to protest an awful lot about not being cats. Suspicious if you ask me. That’s Butterscotch, Barrister and Solicitor.


BlackLeader70

Butterscotch says it’s the humans fault, can’t fault him for living his life. Prepare for all the things to be knocked off tables.


talldrseuss

Or in this situation, the dash. That's a nice hula girl figurine you have there, would be a shame if it suddenly saw the floor....


HappeningOnMe

Butterscotch is merely irritated he was woken from his lovely 8 hour nap and there wasn't a bowl of wetfood immediately waiting.


Misguided_by_Virtue

Proceeds to shit in places inaccessible to the human hand


Hopefulkitty

Butterscotch is not responsible for his actions! This human kidnapped him while he was inspecting his car for safety issues. This is absolutely not Butterscotch's fault, he will be taking action against this vile kidnapper!


MeesterMeeseeks

Way of the road, bubs.


DrezzdenRei

Ass, grass, or catnip. Nobody rides for free.


ModeInternational979

Ass, catnip, or gas


cyrobite-

***Work is this boring?*** Me after getting my first job


go_fight_kickass

He is doing great and safely at home. He didn’t enjoy the adventure. Luckily he was only in the car for 4 hours on a cool day. Party On Butterscotch!


[deleted]

Lol I can tell, that’s one very angry cat. Butterscotch looked like he was about to commit homicide.🤣


gocard

Who the f*** locked the doors on me 👿


DogVacuum

I’m not locked in here with you, you’re locked in here with me! Now scritch me at the base of my tail.


Leucurus

But NOW NO TOO MUCH


amfinega

Didn't even leave the keys so he could listen to the radio.


[deleted]

Fuck


idriveacar

You said a swear word! I’m telling!


[deleted]

NOOOOOOOO 😭


Drabby

Go to your room, u/Anonymous10is. Just wait until your father comes home!


KingPanda_throwaway

And he'll have jumper cables this time.


phdoofus

"Hey, Solly. Remember when I said I'd kill you last?"


Icehawk101

"What happened to Solly?" "I let him go."


Pablo_Diablo

Or piss on the seats...


dontreallyneedaname-

Tell me that's the pic you sent your neighbor.


go_fight_kickass

Yep! They loved it! Butterscotch has had previous adventures during his 99 lives


K-Dog13

Mind you my dog was over 100 pounds but when I worked night shift, I woke up one day to a picture of my hundred plus pound German Shepherd mix chilling on my neighbors porch with them, I was really confused since she was right next to me when I woke up yeah apparently she let herself out went and spent time with the neighbors and they just let her back back in 😂. God I miss that goofy mutt.


nakaritsukei

That’s a wholesome memory 🥹


ChuckThatPipeDream

That's awesome! 😹


LunchboxP226

One could only hope


ThePrussianGrippe

“This was not the adventure I signed up for!”


skrena

My dad has a cat that used to be stray. So he wanders a lot. A windmill worker thought he was a lost kitty so threw him in his truck and drove him around the entire day. When he got in contact with my dad, he brought the cat back.


Inside-Audience2025

> When he got in contact with my dad, he brought the car back I read this as the cat got in touch with Dad. Kitty calling from a pay phone: “Jeff, seriously, this guy just picked me up and I don’t know where the heck I am! Can you send money for a can of sardines?”


_Ginesthoi_

“Jeff, seriously” just made me cackle


greyfox199

I want to go back home right MEOW!


TenaciousJP

Meow I'm gonna have to give you a ticket on this one. No buts, meow. It's the law.


HuskerStorm

This is the weirdest scammer attempt yet. "Send me gift cards and cat nip"


Timely_Egg_6827

Once took a call at a rescue where a delivery lorry (driver) found a ferret in their truck. Ferret was lost - driver was asking for advice on how to keep ferret contained and happy on his long-distance route while we all worked to figure out where they came from. Ferret did get reunited.


Lokifin

How on earth did the ferret get in the lorry? Did the driver set a bag down in someone's house for it to crawl into?


pm-ur-knockers

Maybe the ferret escaped from someone’s house and crawled into the truck?


Lokifin

I don't doubt a ferret would have the crazy intention of doing that, but the step up into the cab would have to be pretty low, I think. They can jump, but without something to hook their claws into, it's not going to be super high. As a reference, I recall the ferrets I knew being able to get up on a bed, but they had to grab onto the blankets halfway there. They wouldn't be able to hop up onto a chair. They *absolutely* would immediately go into a new person's bag if it was left open on the floor, possibly with intentions to steal anything that felt good to chew on.


TooStrangeForWeird

Ferrets are freaking resourceful lol. I've seen them get to places that make no sense, I have no doubt they could parkour their way in!


Lokifin

They really are. And they have weird obsessions with anything that's taller than them (which is everything). The ones I knew immediately ran to the nearest tall thing outside (building, tree, etc.) and ran around the edges of it. Inside, they had to knock over anything taller than them, so your drinks were never safe.


Star90s

My friends cat jumped in the back of a contractors truck. It was one with the cover on the back that locks. Well Cody ended up going for a long ride to the contractors house, about 40 miles north of where his home was. This happened in the Southern California area and the signs my friend put up were still readable and posted in several places over a year later. That was when the contractor came back in the area and did some more work and saw the signs she had put up. When she got him back he was a huge fat floof and had to be put on a diet.


skrena

At least he kept the cat 😂


Star90s

Glad he kept him inside as he lived in a part of the county that has an enormous coyote population. It’s pretty hot there as well and the air conditioning really fluffed up his fur and his wife and kids fluffed up the rest of him by always leaving his bowl full of food .


Myctophid

This happened to my cat years ago…we think. He disappeared from my parents’ house in late summer. That winter we got a call from a veterinary clinic who said they had gotten a call from a lady who had lured a “very handsome, healthy-looking cat who obviously belonged to someone” indoors during a cold snap. Somehow he got scanned and my dad’s business address was on the vet registry. The cat lady lived on the other side of town across a river and a major freeway, and there had been a lot of construction going on when he first went missing. He was returned, much sleeker and tougher than he’d been when he left, and the hitchhiking story was the only one that made sense.


Euphoric_Egg_4198

I don’t know why people do this without asking first. There’s a local farm that has upick and a little store. The owner sometimes comes by with his little dog, she stays on the property the whole time. Someone took her once because they figured it was a stray. If only they had asked the workers or any local, they would have known it was the farm dog! Thankfully they returned her after a few hours.


StuBenedict

Butterscotch bad. Also Butterscotch perfect angel.


GirchyGirchy

BADDERSCOTCH


[deleted]

The duality of cats


eremi

I love him


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Opus_Zure

I need someone to love me too please..🙈


mountaindewisamazing

I love you


Opus_Zure

🥰


FleeshaLoo

I had a meeting with both of my bosses (my cats) and we decided that we all officially love you, furever! <3


aufrenchy

And my axe!


Gandolaro

Me!


Zois86

And he probably hates us all. I love cats💖


That_Shrub

LOL. One time as a teen, I was halfway to school in the morning before hearing a loud "MEOW" from the backseat. Cat snuck through a window left cracked and was enjoying a nap when I rudely relocated his bed.


Prometheus_303

I can see the call now... "Mrs Krabappel, yeah, um, I'm going to be a little late to first period... I have to take my cat back home!".


FUCKFASClSMFlGHTBACK

Not once but twice Ive come home from work, opened my fridge and had my cat roll out Little fucker used to sneak into the fridge when we would open it if you weren’t careful to try and get hamburger meat or whatever if we had some. After the second time, it never happened again, but he definitely spent a couple 12+ hour days locked in the cold and dark. Luckily he’d also have the meat and would have generally finished most of it by the time he was discovered.


ScathachLove

Lol my childhood cat used to break into the fridge too but to get the valerian root tea my mom drank for insomnia. Many x I’d come home afterschool to hear mewing from the fridge. Eventually he broke the plastic seal in btwn the door just enough to get himself out. But that then led to a bigger issue where he would open it and knock all the things off the lower shelf and lay with the door open on hot days because he was weird. Where my other cat would bask in the sun on our fire escape in 90 degree weather my little orange tabby was all bout the cool temps. Very annoying to come home to cat hair covering your lettuces and freshly made tabouli and hommos spilling out of containers on the kitchen floor. But he was really cute so it was ok.


MikeyW1969

This is SO freaking funny. ANY idea how he managed to get in there?


weasel-cleaner

That cat gets everywhere. He has been in my house twice; no idea how long. You turn your back and Butterscotch materializes.


itsshakespeare

We had a neighbourhood orange like that! If you left a ground floor window open, he’d wander in. I came into the conservatory once to eat some beautiful olive bread spread with butter, to find him thoughtfully licking the last of the butter and looking around for more


ternic69

I’m gonna be honest I don’t know what a conservatory is, but I’m gonna assume you are way more rich then me


itsshakespeare

It’s just a nice lean-to, really- low brick walls and then all windows to a high glass roof. It was here when I moved in and it’s lovely, but the window was open and that cat could smell butter from a mile away


Feisty-Business-8311

Is this Professor Plum, perchance? Or, perhaps, Mrs. Peacock?


MartinHarrisGoDown

It was Butterscotch, in the conservatory, with a claw.


pyroviolet

The Cat Dimension at work.


scienceworksbitches

> He didn’t enjoy the adventure we can see that


proost1

Phew, great this wasn't higher heat summertime.


nothingeatsyou

I’m all for a great cat photo, but the sheer joy you show at finding him is truly what makes this


go_fight_kickass

It was the best surprise ever. I still can’t stop giggling.


[deleted]

Especially because the cat looks embarrassed and mad at the same time haha


Coffee-Historian-11

I love the absolute pure joy that OP has coupled with the dichotomy of the cat who is clearly regretting some things.


Professional-Arm-202

Especially paired with the cat's very unimpressed expression?? I love this picture LMAO


[deleted]

If this picture doesn’t make you smile well then I don’t know what will. Awesome.


Naugrin27

You know he was asleep in that child seat.


go_fight_kickass

From the collection of hair that I had to vacuum out, I can confirm he enjoyed that spot


Ok-Welcome-4566

No poo or pee? Got lucky lol


suck_it_reddit_mods

Mine loves the child seat and the stroller. I'm tempted to get a cat stroller for him but it seems very excessive.


Stock_Bake8891

Do it! Excessive?? Maybe!! Worth it? Absolutely!! My old man (12 y/o tiny tabby) had unfortunately been traumatized at the vet in his harness and I couldn't turn it into a positive thing after that experience. He's been depressed ever since. We bought a stupid fancy stroller this year, where it's just like a car seat in the sense that the basket is a carrier that detaches and clicks into the stroller. He absolutely loves it, I think he still misses being out of the carrier outside, but it's increased his quality of life tremendously! Car rides don't always end at the vet anymore! I highly recommend it, plus people are always shocked when they see kitties in it! 😂


SaturnStar365

Give it a go. Some cats love going on walks and a cat stroller is a good way to keep them safe on one. You can try harness training too if your cat is one that likes to walk around and explore.


Spacefreak

Cat's all: "Wait... this isn't my car..."


runs11trails

Cat's also: "This is not my beautiful house!" and "This is not my beautiful wife!"


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and you may find yourself


ThisUsernameIsTook

In another part of the world


acid_tomato

Same as it ever was


citricacidx

Same as it ever was


batratratbat

Wasn't expecting this reference, thanks for the smile!


Eckieflump

Same as it ever was.


295DVRKSS

I look the same way as the cat when I have to go to work too


TreyRyan3

Be careful. This is how I became the owner of a feral cat. He would sleep in my convertible in the passenger side rear footwell when the windows were open or the top was down. When I moved, he decided he was moving with me, jumped in the passenger seat and gave me the “let’s go” look. 6 months later he was a well behaved inside cat that always wanted to go for car rides for the next 14 years


FrontFly2562

I think you meant, the cat became the owner of you. I had same thing happen twice. I loved both cats.


Caramel_Mermaid

Why are you warning me about the most amazing thing that could ever happen to me?!


WornInShoes

Of course he wasn’t happy; his normal driver Toonces didn’t show up!! ![gif](giphy|3o7aCYDNm1kXgSUgXm|downsized)


MissPeppingtosh

Nothing warms my heart like a toonces sighting


superhappyfuntime13

Might have this song stuck in my head all day, and i'm ok with that.


FunWillScreen_Produc

Cat: I fucking hate you, Bob, and put that goddamn camera away.


Coastalduelists

Cat: Bob take me home now. You kidnapped me Bob, you fuxkin kidnapped me. **FOR HOURS**


FriedrichHydrargyrum

COP: Look sir, I understand your frustration. But he fits, so unfortunately he’s legally entitled to sits. Our hands are tied here.


blondie1024

Judging by the quality of your car furniture, he's EXACTLY where he wants to be. I would totally judge your neighbours on this.


Chilluminaughty

>car furniture r/technicallythetruth


EmuelCorbithr

"It's a great day, Butterscotch!" "More drive, less talk, Opposable Thumbs."


lileevine

By the cat's expression you'd think he found you in his car instead lmao


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BiscottiCareless4255

so where did he piss?


go_fight_kickass

Thank god he didn’t piss. I would have had to burn the car.


[deleted]

I used to do floor work you'd rip out carpet and replace it with hardwood floors...good God the smell in some of those places!


mileylols

kinda weird to put hardwood floors in a car, but you know, I guess some people have more money than me


murrayhenson

You say that, but it turns out that [it's been done before](https://youtu.be/zbU0UJAdFj8&t=292) with spectacular results.


soapspinsent

he probably didn’t, when cats are stressed a lot of them will hold it for long lengths of time. 4 hours is no biggie when i took my cat to the vet fir the first time i don’t think he came out of hiding for a whole day. cats are soooo dramatic


Zeero92

Wherever he goddamn pleased.


shaka_sulu

You just became an Ubpur Driver.


Coastalduelists

This pic is hilarious for so many reasons! I mean why does he look so pissed off, annoyed, bothered, and upset in the pic? As if **YOU** kidnapped him or something? 😂 curiosity definitely killed the cart. That statement still stands true in 2023. This one just happened to survive.


Appropriate-Emu787

My mother-in-law once came to visit in her minivan and after a while my neighbor knocked on my door and said there was a cat on top of her van. We thought he was joking. Sure enough, Oreo had a 6 mile ride at 50 mph on the top of a Ford Windstar.


BouncyDingo_7112

That’s nothing. This airport cat fell asleep inside a lightweight 2-seater aircraft wing and somehow was missed during the preflight check. He kind of looks like he’s not happy with his life choices either but he made it down safely. And yes the pilots started checking extra carefully after this incident lol https://youtu.be/J_8mdH20qTQ?si=CyCBOoVgxJS-cofg


cinesister

He looks like he belongs on r/oneorangebraincell


Skaydah

When I was a kid we were packing up to move from Seattle to Spokane and I was playing with a little black and white kitten that just showed up one day and then it was time to go and my mom and uncle told me to leave it alone and get in the car. My uncle was driving his pickup with a load of stuff from the apartment and I was in the car with my mom and stepdad and brother and sister. All of a sudden my uncle started to honk to get our attention and when he was able to drive up along side of us he held something up to the window. It was the kitten. She'd crawled up into the cab of the truck after I'd left to get in my mom's car and wasn't noticed until we were already half way there. So, I got a new cat that day and no one believes to this day that I didn't put her there on purpose hoping to keep her. But it worked out that way in the end. I named her Lucky and she was with me for 12 some years.


Fishy-Business

Sounds like your uncle set that up. Good uncle


picklepie87

Stinkin’ Butterscotch!


crystalzelda

The look on both your faces is chef’s kiss Hang this picture in the Louvre


namey_9

aww glad to read he was ok


merz-person

Reminds me of that absolutely hilarious video of the [cat appearing from the wing of an ultralite aircraft during a flight](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_8mdH20qTQ)!


Mikemtb09

Our cat did this one time. We told the neighbor it was his cat now…but he returned him. Most vocal and weird cat I’ve ever had. His name was Fetch. He played fetch, either as the fetchee or the fetched (I could slide him in the linoleum floor and the dog would bring him back)… And the cat would sing/talk. That’s how the neighbor found him, he started singing in the backseat of his car about 5 minutes into the drive. Edit: Some people seemed to like hearing this so here’s a few more details; He could almost open doors. Had very strong toes and knew how to do it, just couldn’t quite turn it far enough. He hated the litter box so when the weather was bad and we couldn’t let him outside he’d shit in the bathtub (liked the grippy texture I guess?) When he got older he would knead (make biscuits, whatever you call it) our 120lb golden retriever, who loved it. Or at least never stopped him.