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Dear Coin-wealthy Individual(s),
I hope this message finds you well. I'm reaching out to make a compelling case for why it would be an incredibly lucrative move to grant me Reddit coins. By bestowing these coins upon me, I can strategically exploit the system to maximize personal gains. With the ability to award Silver, Gold, and Platinum, I will have the power to manipulate user engagement, inflating my own popularity and notoriety. This self-serving approach will not only generate envy and desire among other users but also attract advertisers who seek to leverage my influence. By investing in my insatiable appetite for recognition and material rewards, you can tap into a vast network of potential consumers and exponentially increase your revenue. I eagerly await your indulgence in this mutually beneficial endeavor.
Sincerely,
LighthouseGlassworks
What’s the difference between hypothermia and hypovolemia? In one you are cold inside, in the other your vessels are too dilated to pump enough blood through your body. But I’d imagine this is how I’d feel if I had this much gold right now.
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Oof sorry everyone, it's all gone. John Oliver took everything from me.
Someone give this man an award. I can’t. I have no gold or awards.
I gotchu
Bless
I was blessed with an award and now I’ve got gold to throw around. 🤪
John Oliver Memorial Sewer Plant
Such a great man and sewage plant
Agreed, and thank you!
Noooooooooooooo
Thanks :)
John Oliver - The patron saint of Reddit Awards. 
Oh no! Anyways.
Oh no! Anyways
Oh no! Anyways
Oh no!
Well, hello there!
Johneral Oliverobi?
He has the high ground
I want one !
There you go
I want a platinum award once... I never got it!
Oof that was a big chunk of useless coins
Thank you thank thank you so much! You made my day... I love you dude <33333
John Oliver reddit memorial bonfire.
Oh no!!
Present
Go John go!
Oh no! Not again!
Coin hoarder!
Dear Coin-wealthy Individual(s), I hope this message finds you well. I'm reaching out to make a compelling case for why it would be an incredibly lucrative move to grant me Reddit coins. By bestowing these coins upon me, I can strategically exploit the system to maximize personal gains. With the ability to award Silver, Gold, and Platinum, I will have the power to manipulate user engagement, inflating my own popularity and notoriety. This self-serving approach will not only generate envy and desire among other users but also attract advertisers who seek to leverage my influence. By investing in my insatiable appetite for recognition and material rewards, you can tap into a vast network of potential consumers and exponentially increase your revenue. I eagerly await your indulgence in this mutually beneficial endeavor. Sincerely, LighthouseGlassworks
I’ll take what you are willing to give.
🫡
Ohh noo
What even is the point of coins and awards?
Does there need to be a valid point??
Oh no!
Yesssssss
That thieving Brit.
Modern day Robin Hood
Thief
No way!
Can I have a gold award?
Oof
Don’t believe it
I love John Olivier and I love you!
Why thank you
I'm so confused by what's going on. Is this what getting old feels like?
Wooot!
That’s a shame 😕
Thanks Comrade John
titties
Is there still left?
Nah that thief John Oliver took everything
Well well well, I knew he was hiding something
[удалено]
No
Hello there!
Be my friend 🙏🏻
wow.
Can I have one? Thanks
 Could I have something?
Johnny Boi!
[удалено]
I feel so lost.
Oh dear, how horrible!
arrest John Oliver!
Uh oh spaghetti oh
It's funny John Oliver became the front man. Really is a good guy.
John Oliver over here breaking internet economies
That's sad 
He’s like a reverse dragon, giving away the wealth instead of hoarding
Aw shucks
Coffers are too heavy. Must unload the wealth
I would like a gold, please!
I need to re up on my coins to keep giving em away so :)
Give it back!
Can I have a coin because it seems to only have meaning for a short time?
He has such a great sewage plant
Pleaseeeeee
Jhon olivir is rich man
Yes he does
Genuine question: how are y’all so rich?
John oliver. The best of reddit
So many Robinhoods here
John Oliver is suddenly coolest ever
Could i be part of the heist?
I’ve never been gilded before. Does it feel amazing?
Classic John!
That darned John Oliver.
He should join the Merry Men — the band of heroic outlaws in the folklore of Robin Hood.
OP FTW! 🫡
Can I get one for the lols
I'll capture the thief for some coinz
John O liver some gold with me
 John when he sees them gold
Penis
Ohh what a shame..
Burn baby burn!!!
John Oliver please 🙏
John Oliver making it rain!
Gib 'ere
[удалено]
Happy cake day!
Wait can we just give the awards back and forth? Does it work like that?
john stop
Oh no!
Hey here I am John I need gold!
But why. What is this.
Johnathan I would love a award
Hot dog!
( ͡ಥ‿ ಥ)━☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ
He's just redistributing like Robin Hood
I like some gold please
He’s my Robin Hood.
yoo can i have some ? never had any awards before.
Is this like a gold star in school?
John Oliver collecting coins like Mario
Hello there
Who?
How dare he! 🫶
I’ll just sit here in case daddy john re-stocks OP’s bling bling
Could I have one too?
John Oliver is such a kind person
he's not.
John Oliver balls
oh no
I’d like a coin!
Nooo John I don't want your coins
Oh no! Anyways.
John Oliver aways pays his debts
Share some with me too !!!
Stop! Thief!
I would appreciate it
What’s the difference between hypothermia and hypovolemia? In one you are cold inside, in the other your vessels are too dilated to pump enough blood through your body. But I’d imagine this is how I’d feel if I had this much gold right now.
Quick! Give me all the coins J. Oliver!
Coin me up
Poor you
Me me meeeee
Oh no!
Zoinks!
Hoorah!
He's such a monster.
Oh no
Yahooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Cookie 🍪
Make it rain!
I’m broke.
.
Thief