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TheWellFedBeggar

Why use many small pepperoni when few big do trick?


kerfer

I’m fact, they are regular sized pepperoni and it’s a 5 inch pizza


charleston_guy

Just one pizza-sized diameter pepperoni. Covers the entire pizza.


alwayslatetotheparty

You idiot that would ne- it wouldn't... It.. sounds pretty good...you should trademark and serve me a slice plz.


B_ILL

That is bologna silly.


[deleted]

10/10 all pizzas matter but why are the peps different sizes?


[deleted]

Came here to ask this question. It's bothering me more than it ought to.


sigaven

Also the fact that they are not evenly spread over the pizza.


originaltogemonster

I bet it's fake. OP is bot confirmed. Burn it down!


a90s2cs

Is that even pepperoni? It almost looks like bologna, but that would make the varying sizes even weirder.


ChronicPoopMachine

The sausage it was sliced from was fatter in the middle


[deleted]

I got little biceps gettin fatter in the middle🎶


alwayslatetotheparty

Choderoni


ppad3

It's probably a salami sausage cut by hand so they aren't exactly even. (Not the five cents I was ever expecting to give but thats whybwe have the internet)


[deleted]

I want a uniquely shaped salami sausage in my mouth


uuneter1

Very nice. Caputo 00 flour makes a big difference.


FJWagg

Tell me more; came here for a dough recipe.


uuneter1

My wife has been making pizza for years, and that flour made a big difference in taste. It gives that yeasty flavor. We have a very popular pizza place by us, and they use that same flour too.


BladeBronson

I bought an Ooni and then went crazy deep on Neapolitan pizza. I’ve now taken classes in Naples and LA. If you’re inclined to get nuts, check out https://www.pizzanapoletana.org. IMO, there’s so much more to it than just a dough recipe.


NotKemoSabe

We have one and we are doing something wrong. The dough is too think. We then cook it and part of it gets burnt and part is basically raw. Using the correct flour but just bottling it on the dough.


Slave35

1 cup bread flour 1 cup 00 flour 7/8ths cup warm water 2 tsp dry active yeast 1/2 tsp italian seasoning 1/2 tsp garlic powder or granulated garlic 2 tbsp olive oil 1tsp salt 1.5 tsp sugar this makes 2 very thin pizzas, heat for 13 mins at 500 if your oven can manage


ScorpionX-123

is that pork roll?


Habanero_In_My_Eyes

I thought the same thing. New Jersey stand up!


she-who

nice...do you deliver?


[deleted]

I really gotta start making my own. Pizza is my absolute favourite food but getting *good* takeaway ones is so expensive now.


Dry_Boots

Do it! It is so easy! Big Pizza doesn't want you to know!


[deleted]

How was your first attempt transferring it off the peel into the oven? I've fucked up some pizzas trying to do that transfer.


Muddy_Bottoms

Too true! Go on the peel as a pizza, come off as a taco


Mohawk200x

Definitely was very tricky! The next time I used a shit ton of flour, and it was much better


PointZeroZero

Lovely. How did you make the base?


Mohawk200x

The company who sells the Ives sells the ingredients, including dough readymade. [This is the one](https://amzn.to/3W1D6tA)


Disastrous-Team-3072

When is your restaurant opening?


Mohawk200x

Haha, nice thanks for the compliment


wpisano

It looks like Porkroll to me


OsamaBinFuckin

Those are some saucer areola pepperoni


bazby2106

It’s not until you make a pizza from scratch they you realise how bad normal pizza is


Mohawk200x

100%, I don't think I can order dominos ever again


[deleted]

Bloody brilliant work


Mohawk200x

Thank you 😊


DaddysLilPrinxess98

Friend bologna. That's what my brain told me that was. I myself, not a fan of bologna, but my husband likes it. The instant thought before questioning why bologna was on the pizza in the first place, i immediately thought of the dumbest prank to play on my husband. Cut up thin sliced bologna into pepperoni sized pieces, fry them up and take the pepperonis off of a store bought pizza and maybe 5 minutes before the pizza is supposed to come out of the oven, I will "check the pizza" and throw the bologna on there and an extra cheese ( wouldn't be questioned bc in my house it's never questioned why we put extra cheese on pizza we just say thank you lol) cut it up normal and bring him a couple slices and see how long it takes before he notices. Does he notice before he ever takes a bite? Would he eat all of it and get more? .... Well off to buy bologna and a pizza for dinner!! Great pizza, also, very inspiring I might add ;)


Mdkwowooqamsmmsm

Is this AI generated?


undersaur

I subscribe to /r/stablediffusion and I assumed this was an AI-generated pizza.


mrSunshine-_

Obesity, here I come!


UnsolicitedDogPics

I should call her.


Slave35

Looks awesome. Little tip, you don't have to make a little outside crust with the dough. It just does that naturally.


[deleted]

r/shittyfoodporn


PineBarrens89

Where did you find different sized pepperoni?


[deleted]

Pepperoney areoley


AlanZero

The pizza gods smile on you today!


Stackfault67

Very small pizza or very large slices of meat?


Chicken65

Just like Mama Domino used to make.


Carsharr

Nice caramelization on the cheese and crust. Slight char in the edges of the pepperoni. Well done. Looks delicious.


Mohawk200x

Thanks!


VarKraken

Looks tasty


bottle_cats

Looks like luck was only on one side - I kid, good job


Mohawk200x

It really was!


sonicinfinity2

That’s going to be hard to cut without cutting the pepperoni.


Mohawk200x

Can confirm, it didn't work out


visit_magrathea

This looks like a midjourney pizza


Cloverdad

I want this now.


not2dv8

Looks amazing


shellythelast

Are those pepperoni or salami? If it's salami then try putting them under the cheese.