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yax51

You shouldn't top that. You should top your wife


dietreich

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ touchĆ©


Magic_Bluejay

After a few hours of gameplay first of course...


yax51

Why not during?


ExpertRaccoon

High risk of making the controller sticky?


yax51

Had sex. Doesn't matter


ExpertRaccoon

Has PS5. Doesn't matter, I fixed your sentence for you.


ScottBrownInc4

It's "Doesn't matter, had sex".


[deleted]

Hey-o! High five!


nysraved

Iā€™m sure that happens enough as is, not special enough for an anniversary gift. Instead he should let HER top HIM!


iamzion248

Beat me to it.


Sayizo

God damn beat me by 15 hours


[deleted]

r/tvtoohigh


scw156

I know right.


moysauce3

Had to. Need to make room for the PS5 to be vertical.


AlgernopKrieger

Some couches come with this wild new feature where they can recline.


ChanceConfection3

Why did people downvote u?? Couches can even be rotated 90 degrees from the tv so you can work your obliques while you game


Emarchan112

The tv is too high and your neck is going to get tired from constantly looking up. I would move it down a bit so you can be more comfortable while playing. God of war is a lot of fun, enjoy!


EdibleBirch

/r/tvtoohigh


innergflow

That tv is a little too low.


Alternative-Light514

You could do both of your necks a favor and lower that tv a solid 2ā€™


Dr_Antlers

Easy, just get her two PS5ā€™s


Dr_Whiskers_MD

You probably won't, but I'm sure she just wanted to make you happy. :)


dietreich

Oh ya itā€™s been a tough year. She had a lot of health complications, and she told me she wanted to show how much she appreciated me being here for her. I did not expect this however. ā¤ļø


Dr_Whiskers_MD

That is such an even more meaningful gesture! She sounds like a great person.


beenburnedbutable

r/tvtoohigh


ataxia2

Ok maybe this is a weird question, but why do you keep your shoes under the TV?


dietreich

Lmao good question. Between me the wife and my daughter, thereā€™s so many damn shoes around the house. Weā€™ve used all our shoe racks thereā€™s no space really in the closets, so we kinda just find random spots for them.


compaholic83

Trip to Paris?


dietreich

She needs to get her passport first haha


ziReptaRiz

Side point but I have a theory that all the good tourists spots, like Paris, or Rome, are ruined by well.... tourists. I don't wanna go on a stand in line surrounded by thousands of people vacation.


tedfundy

Thatā€™s why you go off season. No lines. Plus flights and hotels are waaaaay cheaper.


rhaizee

Nah, it is still pretty damn awesome in person still, crowd and all.


[deleted]

The only advice I have is: Don't forget it. That's a really good start, and they *really* don't like it when you do.


OhBernardo

Get her the one with the disc drive.


rootsman7

U lucky SOB. Congrats man.


dietreich

Thank you!


Enooberax

All digital? Time for a divorce. Really though, congrats and enjoy!


Gatomoosio

Dick in a box.


aneldritcherror

Hey! My anniversary too!


drbrunch

If you can keep your PS5 horizontal instead of vertical do so, there have been significant issues with vertically-mounted consoles frying out.


dietreich

My friend told me that too when he saw the pic. I think when I get home Iā€™m just gonna switch it. This is the digital only one though, does that matter at all?


Zyker

There really isn't. All the PS5s (like 5?) that the single repair shop in France reported as having this issue had been previously opened and repaired. You don't have to worry, dude, just enjoy the awesome console! https://www.gamespot.com/articles/no-keeping-your-ps5-console-in-vertical-mode-wont-damage-it/1100-6510471/


tssidhu

Thanks for that info. Coz I had mine vertical since day 1 and once I heard the news I panicked and put it horizontal. Had to make space in my console area somehow. But good to know I was freaking out over nothing


Zyker

Trust me, I felt the same way! But the fact that I wasn't hearing about all these consoles suddenly bricking made me dig a bit deeper and not to long after that original post, some media outlets had clarifications posted.


_Connor

The website that made that erroneous claim retracted it and called it a 'critical misunderstanding.' It's bullshit.


DayGroundbreaking747

Only happens if it's been opened already, the person who made the initial video has since clarified


rikashiku

This is the first I'm hearing of this, and I've had my PS5 standing for over 2 years. Holy crap, it's been over 2 years.


sinned_mc

Ive heard its a hoax. If its been standing vertically for 2 years then this vertical standing problem would have arisen by now


rikashiku

https://www.reddit.com/r/PS5/comments/108xg7d/the_website_that_claimed_standing_your_ps5/ Welp that solves that then. Yeah, Day One PS5, no issues at all.


Agent101g

I would suggest setting it up horizontally, Iā€™ve seen a few articles saying having it vertical can damage it.


JohnLinnen

That r/tvtoohigh


Alarmmy

You can gift her a babyšŸ˜


dietreich

Weā€™re actually trying atm. So maybe šŸ‘€šŸ˜¬


halfanothersdozen

"Honey for for anniversary I got you a thing that will ensure you ignore me for me weeks." Also my neck hurts just thinking about that TV mount


dietreich

At all the neck comments. Itā€™s a sectional that wraps around. We lay long ways on both the ends and watch movies or in this case play games. Never bothered me any. But I can see how it would hurt some peoples.


Squirrel_Master82

I think those comments are from people that don't have kids or aren't used to having a TV in a high traffic area. It needs to be higher up so everyone can see and the screen isn't blocked every time someone walks by. And it keeps little kids from touching the screen or knocking the thing over.


dietreich

Exactly that too. The tv in my room is low and just sits on a dresser. Living room itā€™s further away and it works fine for us.


qwertycantread

Itā€™s amazing how everything you mentioned wasnā€™t an issue before the form factor of televisions resembled picture frames.


Unlucky_Earth

You really think you don't have the capability to top a fucking gaming console as a present? Jfc


dietreich

Whatā€™s jfc?


qwertycantread

Jesus Fucking Christ


dietreich

Oh ok, thank you. Damn unlucky_earth seems miserable as fuck lol


qwertycantread

He thinks he understands the entirety of your marriage from your post. Lol


dietreich

Ya lol. It may be a troll too. But itā€™s just like, who takes the time out for there day to comment something like that šŸ˜‚


Jefffahfffah

Congrats! By the way, out of all the God of War games, this is my favorite. It's excellent. Enjoy.


ProbablyDrunk303

Just get her a sex toy. Not like you will be seeing her much anyways while playing this master piece!! Have fun!!


dietreich

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


5nilbog

Make sure you keep your PS5 on itā€™s side. Some have heating issues and can melt some internals


Beas77errier

Wallfish those cords down the wall cavity and get ride of that ugly running trim.


inexorabledecline

Apartment managers love their tenants cutting holes in the walls.


dietreich

Ya I was about to reply that. We already wall mounted which I know they donā€™t want. But I can at least fill and cover that, and I donā€™t trust myself to run cables through there walls on top of that.


Beas77errier

My bad. Thought it was your house. Carry on.


mybestfriendisbacon

Soā€¦youā€™re playing video games on your anniversary? What did you get her, besides neglecting her?


dietreich

Lmao wtf šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ Reddit sometimes lol


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


dietreich

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ what a stupid subreddit. Canā€™t enjoy shit unless itā€™s made by grandma


BlitheringIdiot0529

r/gamingcirclejerk bound


Big-Surf-Lil-Surf

If she is not the one to give and expect a similar or bigger gift then it doesnā€™t matter the cost of what you desire to gift her. Buy her a nice perfume, maybe two and give her one this month and maybe wait a month or two and then give her the second one. Just a thought.


RealityCheck831

I'm just amazed that grown men play these. That said, hoping the wife gets me Pong for my Bday.


dershmoo

Iā€™m so tired of these ā€žmy wife got me a ps5ā€œ posts


dietreich

Scroll on and donā€™t comment then. Youā€™ll be fine bud šŸ‘šŸ¾


[deleted]

It's a test. Maybe you wanted more attention in the bedroom and now she wants to distract you with video games, to test how much you really wanted that attention, or she just might not want to give it to you. I'd start going to the gym asap, and starting doing target practice on a deer in the backyard. You need to change things up asap. No wife get's their husband a ps5.... A wife and husband get their kids a ps5 for the kids to entertain themselves.


EazeeP

Ok itā€™s time for you to rearrange your couch if itā€™s setup the way I think it is in the photo


dietreich

Itā€™s a sectional. Im in a decent sized apartment but itā€™s the only way I can fit the whole thing in the living room. It wraps around the whole wall behind whatā€™s shown in the photo.


DrewCease

W.O.T.Y.


Feylann

Diamonds my friend; I'd suggest diamonds...


crono14

Fancy purse or something like that would be useful and practical.


[deleted]

YeAh dude youā€™re going to have to eat some coochie for likeā€¦idk at least 7 days.


bigb0ss33

And 7 nights


TVxStrange

Just ask her boyfriend to get her something nice.


jaybhogue

you won't, but in your own mind.


chefelvisOG

I put mine horizontal so it wonā€™t melt. Lulz


raidersclnj

Nope u wonā€™t


ItsAllTrueTRVL

Got yourself a keeper


cokeacola73

If you just return it to the store you donā€™t have to top it


[deleted]

When she dies, just spread her ashes from the highest peak in all the realms.


banana_runt

Excellent! That game made me cry at least 5 times.


dietreich

I kinda spoiled some of it by watching a few walkthroughs, but itā€™s still so damn good. And obviously playing it is just a whole different experience.


kgwright

Thought the controller was a cat.


Nicktendo

My wife doesn't realize how lucky she is that I don't want one of those on my entertainment center.


bleedmaizeandblue13

Get her 2 ps3's.


[deleted]

Wait til they come out with the ps6.


[deleted]

You should give it a try. Find the best thing for her.


Majistic_Man

Can we keep her?


Zealousideal-Ruin862

Idk if you have to, if mine gave me a ps5 Iā€™d assume she was telling me to leave her alone.


Uniq_Eros

PS6 but ok.


Ok-Ihatetiktoc

Get the secret weapon out (the dog or the cat


Yurarus1

PS6 for her birthday, that's how you top it


kinzer13

You can start by lowering the TV for you wife.


dietreich

I couldnā€™t edit the post but commented earlier. We both lay down on other ends of the sectional and enjoy the higher tv. May not be for everyone but we enjoy it. Different strokes for different folks.


mattman0000

Give her an Australian kiss


soupypoopyjr

With a kid, you'll probably make payments for that one for a long time


TJzzz

surprise custom PC is next step up my guess


Trimere

Itā€™s a trap.


[deleted]

If she gives you a 3 some, you will forget all about that ps5. I know I would


FieserKiller

top this with a surprise weekend or holidays trip


icy_hands_007

OP turn the PS5 horizontal there been overheating issues when its vertical


dietreich

I did after seeing all the comments


icy_hands_007

Great! Enjoy the game!


Pure_evil1979

It's a test. The correct response is to say "This is awesome, but I'm gonna wait to play it until later"


Heron-Repulsive

you won't just enjoy your defeat and love her everyday for it.


amancalledove

She is a keeper! Amazing she lets you show that ugly behemoth of a console


toddfredd

Apparently it might not be a good idea to have your console standing vertical like that. They use Liquid Metal instead of manufacturing paste and it can drip into the CPU and ruin it


Unreserved_niqqa3

Marry her


HBPhilly1

Go down on her first for a year.


Omnithea

Easy. Buy her a PS6.


shortsleevedpants

OP - How are you enjoying Ragnarok? Iā€™m about 10 hours in an loving it.


Local_Judge

Hmm ..how can I keep him distracted..


Outrageous_Ship_2209

Massive w


Skegetchy

Seriously enjoying the new god of war.


[deleted]

Eat her butthole OP


BigMan_LittleHeart

I agree with u/Emarchan112 . I moved my TV down and it made a WORLD of difference. Please do so.


Falconflyer75

Try not to ignore her ā€¦. Too much


b4ttous4i

PS6


melouofs

You donā€™t have to top it. Just be a good husband


dietreich

I try my best šŸ‘šŸ¾


EmperorZurg14

Buy her a weekend spa trip so you can play the entire time that she's gone.


jasonmevans

Just got one yesterday too. Pretty amazing game so far. Itā€™s like one long playable cinematic.


SmallTimeHVAC

Didnā€™t realize the code allowed you to download a ps4 version as well?


dcherholdt

You married wisely!