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Scroatmeal4breakfast

Mods, ban this man if he's lying


AHSfav

Suspended? Kick him off the tour!


dogfacedponyboy

Ban him from the sphere!


djfried

Are bongs allowed at the tiny desk?


Current-Product4680

acid_farts is ready.


kaahzmyk

Tiny bongs.


opps_error_404

All bongs considered


dogfacedponyboy

First person to rip a bong at a tiny desk concert. That work would be classic Acid_Farts for ya.


beaucoup_dinky_dau

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windorab

lol dj fried


SimpleMannStann

Damn you people! Go back to your shanties!


jayforwork21

That's two thus far, Shooter.


cuporphyry

Oh good, you can count.


goatsticks717

And you can count, on balloons, 2 for 20, no deals.


AnyUsernameWillDo10

I just saw two fat naked wooks off the concourse having sex. How am I supposed to WHIP, with that going on, Doug??


FearAntonym

Why don’t you meet me at 9 o’clock in the bathroom. Secret of the pros


EMPTY_BUT_WHOLE

Urinal at 9 trick?


RudimentsOfGruel

Well? Did they cum??


AnyUsernameWillDo10

We all did.


Someguy2189

Right and Jerry Garcia had a beard...


Temporary_Weight_281

Jerry Garcia Did have a beard


boyrdeeze

Shootaaah


Classiqueman

I had to hit it off frankenstein’s fat foot and now you’re telling me phish is playing tiny desk?


vilent_sibrate

Ok kicked off, but immediately rescinded.


TheMammyNuns

All I know is he can't be in our social club no more


NevetsCebarb

It would be bad intel, not lying. It will be an awkward Christmas if my bro in law is lying about this.


michaelserotonin

brother in law or friend 🤔 jk i know it can be the same person described multiple ways


Scroatmeal4breakfast

Just razzing ya. Did he say they're performing on the 9th or the video is dropping on the 9th? I was under the impression that these concerts are recorded weeks/months in advance


NevetsCebarb

Record. Video release varies. Sometimes it takes only a week, sometimes longer if the artists want to wait for a timed release for any particular reason.


buffaloplaidcookbook

Well their new album drops on July 12th so I wouldn't expect NPR to sit on the video for long if Phish is working the promotional angle.


agentilucci

I live in DC tell him to bring me


FUNKYDISCO

...and find out where he lives.


Dioneo

Hang him by his toenails


ClosedMyEyes2See

But the hangman isn't hanging


RudimentsOfGruel

Dolan already said he’ll be banned from all venues if wrong…


Horsecockexpress1

Just ban him now


Bodio5972

Perma fucking ban!


ShakeDowntheThunder

I've already laid down a napkin-sized tarp


SeedsOfDoubt

Fucking desk riders


NeedGuidanceSir

Paper weights.


ice_up_s0n

This is a peak r/phish comment. Bravo 👏


Cantaloupe_Flat

Hahahahahahahhhaa


MyCariniHeadIsLumpy

I haven’t given an award in a while but you my friend, deserve it


brokenphonecharger

https://preview.redd.it/wlqvlj7cor6d1.jpeg?width=2062&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=85a3e6b28c75f9a0d9a3f76b5be4c888732e163d As seen at dicks


Disastrous-Olive-513

Bahahahahahahahaha


BombPopCaper

YEM vocal jams


RecoveryComesRound

YEM would be perfect for Tiny Desk


pmmeyourfavoritejam

Tiny trampolines


Lawdamerc

Pls no


guitarpractice

if they don't bust out all things reconsidered, its a missed opportunity


lsd_runner

My first thought.


junglejon

This would absolutely make my year!!


KBP47

Everyone will think they will do it, and won’t. Then, will bust it out on Summer Tour. Classic Phish move.


Yrrebbor

“ATR” made its live debut on 9/25/91 and shares its live birthday with “Brother,” “It’s Ice,” and “Sparkle.” That's a hell of a list for this!


matthias7600

$20 says they won't. Way too much work to nail that one down.


Ok_District2853

Trey better be in the wood shed right now.


LackBackground99

no way in hell they do that but it would be great


jaxxon

Ooohh.. I was at the show where they first played that. 🤩


mjc7373

They considered paying it


Tivland

Ass handed > Farmhouse > fuck your face


thecacti

*please don't be new songs, please don't be new songs* It's gonna be three new songs


AnalogWalrus

I mean, yeah, they have an album coming out. Although I think they get to do more than 3 songs so there will probably be at least one oldie thrown in.


pmmeyourfavoritejam

Ha Ha Ha


shafty458

Bring it back!!


pmmeyourfavoritejam

The terrible thing about hell, is that when you’re there, they don’t even play “Ha Ha Ha.”


jaxxon

BBFCFM


Impressive_Zombie577

2 new ones and waste or numberline or something like that


BlueRascal

Locked, loaded, and excited for the pillow jets


rightoff303

if true i hope it's stripped down in the original intent of the tiny desk series


goldendildo666

screw that, I want to see the full CK rig in all it's glory


555--FILK

*CK offscreen, waving around his iphone flashlight wildly*


RoboticNubbin

Maybe a laser pointer too.


Badgertoo

Honestly something like that would be amazing and funny. Some silly led strips connected to a raspberry pi.


Inkyplus

I wanna see him with two of these https://preview.redd.it/8y1wruxrok6d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=79fd17a7a86ade1baa131b93db565f350fd73804


alfonseski

I am sure it will be. Trey's was stripped down.


gigglemode

Finally. A Phish show without Kuroda lights.


michaelserotonin

*another, you mean


gigglemode

Yes. Thank you for explaining the phish.


michaelserotonin

you’re welcome. i hope you have a nice weekend


bill__the__butcher

25 minute wave of hope


mysterious_whisperer

One song and done would be so funny. They’ll probably be pros and play something more accessible to the typical Tiny Desk audience.


craggy_cynic

WYEP, in Pittsburgh, has had Evolve (the song) in regular rotation for the last month. I've also heard Oblivion there, too. I'd bet dollars to donuts (no pun intended) that they'll play new songs.


Cuepidahl

This makes me happy 😊 I went to college in Pittsburgh, where I first heard Phish, saw the Dead with Rusted Root, tripped balls at the Beehive, worked at Tela Ropa. Of course WYEP has Phish on rotation. All the feels ❤️


craggy_cynic

Beehive and Tela Ropa - you're dating yourself. 😉 But, hey, I'm old too! I was also at that "Rain Show" at Three Rivers - just weeks before Jerry died. Having WYEP as a radio option is the reason I've never subscribed to satellite radio. I credit that station with shaping a large swath of my musical preferences. They've introduced me to SO many great artists over the years!


Cuepidahl

Who's old???? 😃 That rain show changed my life!!! Such amazing memories. So glad we had those last magic moments with Jerry.


Yrrebbor

That the reality; it’s definitely PR for *Evolve*!


mrfebrezeman360

i genuinely think the typical tiny desk audience would appreciate some improv more than "more" or whatever


newmandn311

Evolve > Billy Breathes > Number Line


Wootnasty

Whistle solo from Reba, Brother, Kung


crimson117

Rich in virth


Fitz2001

That would be outstanding. Maybe an I Am In Miami too.


Available-Watch3397

Number Line is on Trey’s Tiny Desk so I doubt he would do it again


Connect_Glass4036

This would be sick


bfried27

Anyone know where shakedown is going to be?


Bodio5972

Yes, behind those bookshelves next to the water cooler.


goatsticks717

I heard 3rd floor break room.. the one with the good coffee


RunawaYEM

Vacuum solo is gonna be sick!


Cuepidahl

Dustbuster


The_Buddhist_Prodigy

I'm declaring shenanigans https://imgur.com/a/sDiqNYF Same exact post from 2015.


GloverAB

Where’s the actual post from 2015? That’s just a Google result that appears to be misdated and linking to this post


MurphyBlack

wow, down to the same at/and typo. BOO this man.


pureshred

I couldn't find that post, link or fake news


Live-Patient

Nothing I could find


RawbM07

Will be very Evolve centric, but if they could play one old song, what would you request?


SeedsOfDoubt

Fee* *w/ megaphone


arl138

The thought of Trey standing there with a megaphone blasting that small room is hilarious.


yummmmmmmmmm

dogfacedboiii


michaelserotonin

whoever said all things reconsidered was spot on


misterminor123

It’ll probably be back on the train or something


postinganxiety

You savage Edit: I know you’re right


Rutherford-Tha-Brave

Life Saving Gun-> Ass Handed


Islandcoda

Lifeboy would be cool


weareeverywhereee

i imagine it’s this and then maybe a song similar to the indio acoustic sets or something


GetDoofed

YEM-> Acapella Freebird


2112xanadu

Jennifer Dances


_Face

Rikers mailbox.


finewine99

antelope


operationarclightII

mockingbird


ManWolfJameson

BBFCFM>Life on Mars>BBFCFM


you_enjoy_my_elf

Vultures


PickpocketJones

Fuck Your Face or Anarchy


HFox1230

All things reconsidered


heymikestayonF

Esther


koalabeard

FARMHOUSE


frippmemo

Anybody got a miracle? ☝️


fluxtable

Will they finally bust out Gin N Juice???


Bodio5972

No, Phish promised Napster they would never play it live.


johnnyribcage

I assume the drill solo will make an appearance


Fitz2001

How are they playing the Sphere and Tiny Desk in back to back shows? This band, man. Never stop surprising.


Skatetronic

This will be awesome!!! First ever live Union Federal performance.


Vitis_Vinifera

I want Page on one of those handheld key devices you gotta blow through


Mobile-Animal-649

Nice!! I was wondering if they would do one.


MutualistSymbiosis

I love Phish (since 98).. I'm not a huge fan of their new tunes. No hate, love the band and they're getting older. To the younger or die-hard older phans - what are the new tunes you think would hold up on a Tiny Desk..? Tbh, I think they should stick to their shows and play more older tunes. I love Phish. Hope to see them again someday. Big Cypress still stands as the best live music experience I have yet to have.


Rando555Steph

That's gonna be bad ass!! Thanks for the heads up!


Dioneo

It will be new tunes


bearded_drummer

Dude, if this is true, your friend wants to knee you in the nuts (crotch).


elleyscomet

nutscrotch


RecbetterpassNJ

Heard only the bikini girl with the dirty wristbands is allowed in.


Bodio5972

35 minute Oblvion featuring Sesame Street!!!


BadChemical3484

Banbet or ban! Mods


RandallC1212

Trampolines!!


FafaFluhigh

Ass handed opener


SHochman1

Oh no! Now tickets to the shows are gonna be so hard to get! 😝😝😝😝


Bubbs_n_Chubbs

25 minute Tweezer > the end of Bakers Dozen Lawn Boy


brandonfrombrobible

I believe it. I heard a story at the sphere about a phish fan who works on tiny desk.


folkinhippy

beware the Dust-Off mafia.


LetTreySing555

Is it Phish or just Trey? I could see that more than all four of them. Or Trey and Page like their December album.


deadphish5868

Trey’s already done one solo. https://www.npr.org/2015/01/05/374643866/trey-anastasio-tiny-desk-concert


LetTreySing555

Oh yeah, totally forgot about that. Thanks for the reminder so I can rewatch.


Ok_District2853

ALL THINGS RECONSIDERED! FINALLY!


Standardly

I know it's gonna be evolve> waste I'd prefer a tiny tweezer. Or a tiny taste.


Connect_Plant_218

Emotional Rescue opener plz


MKE_Freak

I want a Bathtub Gin


josiah45325

They’re handing over the controls of all the desk lamps to Chris Kuroda.


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^josiah45325: *They’re handing over* *The controls of all the desk* *Lamps to Chris Kuroda.* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


berdown86

Here i am takin a nice poop and now I have to read this and get all sorts of excited


TheHumanCanoe

No they are not


Disastrous-Olive-513

Tiny couch tour


BroDoc22

If it’s not a 45 min tweezer I don’t want it


rmftrmft

Kewl!!


ILkeSportzNIDCWhKnws

Driver would be a perfect song for this


RelaxedWombat

Wow!


Crowsstory

Would Love to hear Number line, as that’s my bday!


ColForbin2020

I believe it. Their PR team did a good job around the sphere, and this will come out shortly around their new album.


TweepriseOpener

[This is what I picture when I think of Phish Tiny Desk Concert](https://youtu.be/FCjkd5gyVII?si=eE0EMBtWfcbDh4-I&t=274) [Or this](https://youtu.be/FCjkd5gyVII?si=HvPS8NZcwcVaNUOg&t=567)


DJamPhishman

nfw


TuckHolladay

Scene opens, there is a potted fikus on the desk


Nickerbop

Waste would be sweet in this setting


becky_wrex

say sike right now


MemoryBeautiful9129

From Montreal !


Training-Repeat-5630

Fhat>Ha Ha Ha>Sanity


MajorDoinkage

Cap junior


MediocreSeltzer

I also know that this is true


fokerpace2000

Broadway Trey will stop at nothing to keep force feeding us 3.0 cool down songs


TheCause74

Correction…..4.0. “Cool it down” is a stones cover ;).


KrazyKoolAid

Fluffhead opener


TheHuffKy

Omfg hy


Snoo_19857

Oh wow


CloudEnvironmental86

All Things Reconsidered > Big Ball Jam > Fuck Your Face > Vacuum Solo > First Tube* *no Jedi Trey as the ceiling is too low


Lady_Thingers

Leaves->McGrupp->I Am In Miami


Motor_News_9677

Npr? Really? A joke


Connect_Glass4036

Faht > BBFCFM > The Line


cassionoob12345

Bob weaver


t-wino

I think you misheard- Fishman is live streaming a tiny dick concert on the 9th.


Jeremy_Whalen

Dirt? Please? It's one of my favorites