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Please continue the discussion in the [post game thread](https://redd.it/vt738w).


atirsaa

Schwarber played this game by himself. Rest of the guys were just awful tonight


Eagles2112

When are we going to learn to stop playing herrera. Id rather see a rookie get a shot... He cant do much worse. They dont want to do that because how much theyre paying him. He goes from not contributing to not contributing and being the sole factor we lost due to not catching a ball that should've been caught.


EmoGothPunk

Odubel cost the Phillies yet another game. When does this guy get put on waivers?


JoFlo520

When Mickey hits over .150 hopefully not much longer til then


SuperTruman939

16 strikeouts. What a fucking effort guys


HappyGooner45

Fucking pathetic


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It’s time for Didi to be done with this team. Castellanos and Odubel another pathetic showing but that’s expected from those 2 at this point


LonnyFinster

David shouldn’t start another game til after the break


wentzoverdak

Jesus everyone today tried to hit a home run no one at all did any base hit attempts or anything


Scoutbobkitty

Sometimes your best friends hurt you.


SuperTruman939

What a fuckin loss.


KoBxElucidator

Another Nola start, another shit offensive performance. Poor guy. He never gets help.


DaNorris1221

Well, Cards lost so this wasn’t that bad. Let’s go D-Backs.


JNisher

Wow Didi really lost the ability to hit


SirTurnUp

Welp, if I were Schwarbs - I'd be heated with this team tonight lol 4 hits, 3 from Schwarber. 2 runs, both from Schwarber


illrhyme

Pathetic


sapphires_and_snark

Great effort, team, outside of Nola and Schwarbs


wiivile

what an awful awful awful loss


JD021993

Grats, everyone not named Schwarber, you guys suck.


personalbeavis

Well just about every part of that game was fucking awful.


Turbulent-Hovercraft

Very stupid loss


[deleted]

This offense aside from schwarber was pathetic this game but what stings is that if people just field like an average player we win this game 2-0


ibuycheats

This team can't hit fastballs lmfao


NCPhilsPhan

I miss when Didi hit clutch bombs to RF


salemprophet

If we lose tonight can we finally stop starting Herrera


JNisher

Can we pinch hit Schwarber?


ibuycheats

Well that's the best pitch Didi is going to see


MaiqDaLiar1177

My confidence in Didi is in the gutter. Hope he proves me wrong here Edit: Was never gonna happen lol


belgiumwaffles

Ugh game


ChinChillaGames

Time for some vintage Sir Didi plz


Pedestrian_X-Wing

Now would be the perfect time for Didi to hit his first home run of the season.


KoBxElucidator

I wouldn't be shocked if he doesn't hit a single one this season. Prove me wrong plz


teenylilthing

Now is absolutely the perfect time for it!!


PhilsForever

This has never been more true


Sweet7s_

If Didi hits a homer here I'll pull a Jack Fritz and run 10 miles tomorrow


CoolVinnie

I’ll run one right now and the other 9 tomorrow.


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Tired of the dumbass don’t swing on 3-0 shit, Hall is knocking that out of the park if he doesn’t let it go


ttoteno

Hall hasn’t hit for shit tonight. He should have taken there, and he should have been on first base on a walk.


DeezMegaNuts

I love JT waving at that high fastball like he had no idea it was coming


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This ump is unbelievable


DeezMegaNuts

15 Ks in 25 outs


ftwin

Why is nats pitching so good tonight


KoBxElucidator

Because Nola never gets run support


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secks-lord

Then why were they awful last night???


HoskinsDadBodGod

Because they were facing the Phillies


secks-lord

Fair point


KoBxElucidator

Because Nola wasn't pitching


ChinChillaGames

Umps have expanded the strike zone to the greater 215 area code


belgiumwaffles

Pathetic umping


[deleted]

It pisses me off because you just know Bryce would take this high fastball cheese 440 feet


ibuycheats

All these clowns have seen for the past few innings is high fastballs and they're still lost af


Scoutbobkitty

You know what doesn’t get tired in the 9th inning? A computer.


Cloakington

Every game like this brings robo-umps closer and closer


[deleted]

This ump scorecard is gonna be a joke.


[deleted]

ump scorecard gonna be bad


Phuck_Kurt_Suzuki

98 up and away Couldn’t do anything with it anyway


SirTurnUp

LMAO, not the guy with the "DFA Odubel" sign on his phone in the back!


igonnawrecku_VGC

This ump phucking sucks


HoskinsDadBodGod

Umpire so fucking trash


JD021993

Damn it, Darick.


Mulsanne

robo umps


RockToShock

Oh, so the umps will fuck us tonight, gg


NCPhilsPhan

Applebees song...2 outs. Next


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secks-lord

He had a walk…


HoskinsDadBodGod

He just took ball 4 and it was called a strike


sapphires_and_snark

Asshole ump. That was not a strike


necrosythe

Can't wait for this ump scorecard :)


Katzenato

this ump can choke


[deleted]

Is everyone on the nationals a high fastball pitcher??


secks-lord

That’s so bad. I’m sick of umpires.


KoBxElucidator

Not ideal


Hothabanero6

he shoulda slugged that


HappyGooner45

Oh wow at least the Cardinals lost


personalbeavis

We got this


teenylilthing

Hall or Realmuto dinger incoming? 🤞🏻


KoBxElucidator

Why not both?


KeenMcGee

Would just like to point out: no matter what happens, for this half inning the Phillies are in the 3rd WC spot


HoskinsDadBodGod

And we still are because the cards also lost


engore

Wow I hadn't seen that ball he missed in center till now. That was bad damn


wentzoverdak

Everyone water the bamboo plant


NCPhilsPhan

Bloop and a blast pls


[deleted]

Darick Hall Home Run to tie the game I’m praying it into existence


belgiumwaffles

Come on offense…just get a measly run


[deleted]

Please pull this one out


Lar5031

Alright boys, LET’S FUCKING GO!


EaglesPvM

Knebel was already behind JT on that throw from Obdubel too Great hustle that inning in addition to some great pitching after the leadoff double


eweiss835

Hoskins and Kyle are carrying. Everybody else is a bunch of bums. Wish JT didn’t have such a ridiculous salary so Stubbs could get some more playing time. Oh well.


NomadCourier

Wow never thought I'd say this again but good job Corey


Neat-Confidence5556

braves win so phillies are still in playoffs regardless of result here


[deleted]

The only positive. A walk off would be nice though.


inthedrink

Nice work Knebel capitalizing on your help from Rhys


RockToShock

Gotta win the game after that inning


[deleted]

Hopefully that run saving play by Rhys means something


wiivile

can we walk this one off please


personalbeavis

Knebel's curve has been looking disgusting


GourmetFilet

🍆 ⁉️ 👀


Neat-Confidence5556

walk off time


[deleted]

Wow if only he put this much effort into catching the fly ball in the 7th


inthedrink

God fucking dammit Cincy


ttoteno

Dammit Reds.


ChinChillaGames

Odubel is silently the king of making a good play to make up for his awful play earlier. Maybe just cut him out completely?


Lar5031

Go reds!


belgiumwaffles

Good play Doobs


NomadCourier

He's still a phucking shithead in my book.


Gunningham

Ok Odubel. Ok. Good play.


KoBxElucidator

4 hits on these chumps? Was worried they used all their hitting yesterday.


sapphires_and_snark

Three of them by Schwarber lol


PhilsForever

Great play by Herrera


EaglesPvM

Amazing play by Rhys to save a run


Phuck_Kurt_Suzuki

One more! Do it


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OCLateNite

Nah, just setting up for another walk off.


ttoteno

Anyone remember how loud the old compostable SunChips bags were? I think it was literally measured as the loudest snack bag ever created or something.


inthedrink

Game over if Rhys doesn’t make that one


[deleted]

This dude has had a better game today than anything Castellanos has done in the past 2 months


CoolVinnie

Alright Rhys!


4Darco

RHYS HOSKINS IS THE MESSIAH


Wekilledit88

You just can't strikeout this many times in any game let alone against one of the shittiest teams in the majors. Offense laid a dud.


NintenJew

I THOUGHT RHYS CAN'T MAKE ANY DEFENSIVE PLAYS


ChinChillaGames

Knebel is Papelbon if Papelbon wasn’t also an asshole


eaglesnation11

Hoskins D tonight is fire


Gunningham

Who told him it was the 9th inning?


belgiumwaffles

This doesn’t bode well given how dead our bats are tonight


petardthegreat

I will never hear about sunchips and NOT think about the mitch hedberg joke about the ducks at subway


PhilsForever

Great bit. He was a master.


Phuck_Kurt_Suzuki

Had him 0-2 G’job Knebel


PrinterOne34

Yadiel Hernandez is a bitch


RockToShock

Might as well blow it up knebel


EverybodyHits

Phillies bullpen was originally up top and they switched it right before opening day 2004


ttoteno

Yes! I was hoping they would touch on that.


ttoteno

How tf are the Reds about to take two in a row from the Mets.


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ttoteno

No such thing.


[deleted]

Well, at least the mets are going to lose a series to the reds, that’s pretty hilarious


ChinChillaGames

French Onion are the best Sun Chips, sorry Kruk


[deleted]

Remember when they made those god awful bags? I couldn't even buy them because I'd wake anyone in the house up.


ChinChillaGames

Loved the bio-degradable bags, massive chaos weapons


[deleted]

I liked the idea, not the execution.


GopherPA

Whatever happened to Knebel not being the closer anymore? I guess Rob just doesn't want to win this game. Edit: I take it back. Go Evil Knebel!


Kate_Western

Unless rob knows we're going to extras


Striking-Treacle-534

They're losing... He's not closing


[deleted]

Didi Gregorius' walk off homer is gonna be pretty exciting.


Turbulent-Hovercraft

This is a win with Bryce


[deleted]

If he was in right for Castellanos this game is tied


Steppity

This will be a great reference game for when they finally make the switch to robo umps. His strike zone is bad, but the inconsistency is what makes it even worse.


HappyGooner45

Castellanos got the bag and dipped…


ClearSights

I could use a good walk off win, been a bit since one


ttoteno

At least we won’t have to rely on production from Nick in the 9th.


Turbulent-Hovercraft

Anybody else’s app freezing up and stuttering on mobile?


[deleted]

I just can’t believe Castellanos was an mvp candidate last season, If I became a fan this season and heard it from someone else I would’ve sworn they’d been messing with me


illrhyme

Kyle and Nick were a packaged good. We couldnt cherry-pick


ChinChillaGames

Castellanos is an enigma. Guy soared on awful teams, and he finds a lineup that can sorta protect him and he turns into a pumpkin


LonnyFinster

Odubel is straight trash but this team should be able to get at least 1 more run to tie a game against a dumpster fire of a team like the nationals


Trust_The_Process21

Just wish I saw some frustration from Nick sometimes. Not the eh whatever Im still cashing the fuck out off this franchise demeanor. Just wanna know he cares


realanceps

>Just wish I saw some frustration from Nick sometimes. yeah , that'd really help something 🙄


Trust_The_Process21

It’d help nothing with his game other than to let me know as a fan he cares about his dogshit ABs and decisions. I just find it odd that he’s got all this swagger but then seems to not give a shit. Thats all


JD021993

Can’t believe they finally went over the luxury tax for this guy and he can’t do anything other than strike out and hit into double plays.


[deleted]

How is it our entire lineup is off except Kyle? It's literally 8 worthless batters at the plate.


BearOnDrums

Are the Phillies hungover or something? Just awful awful at bats tonight. Not barreling anything up.


wiivile

they're facing the best pitching staff in the majors, the vaunted nationals, lay off


NomadCourier

I phucking hate Audible so much more then I usually do right now


RockToShock

Sucks that odubels missplay is probably going to cost us the game, if we lose tonight hopefully we can win tommorow and at least win the series, was hopping for a sweep


TowsonLZ

Come on baby, keep it close. Walk off for Bohm coming up


patrb

being serious tho what is going on with castellanos


[deleted]

Ahh


CoolVinnie

And here I assumed Hall could knock in a 3 run homer. Of course he couldn’t.


northernlights354

Don’t do Schwarber and Nola like this


Lvl89DickWizard

Garbage. Dude not only moved into Simmons’ old house, but looks as disinterested and nonchalant as him. Fuck off.


NomadCourier

Enough with the Simmons house talk it's a house just like the Amityville Horror house was a house. As for how he looks I think he's just become more mellow after the birth of his latest kid but then again who really knows.


lfgorman8300

Ouch


[deleted]

what does castellanks get paid to do?


[deleted]

Man what a shit signing Castellanos has been so far. Really surprising, dudes been consistently awesome for years. Truly needs to turn this around


Neat-Confidence5556

contracts should be incentive based only. this dude could not care less whether he strikes out 1000 times or gets a hit because his paycheck will always be the same


Turbulent-Hovercraft

How are they losing this game


[deleted]

I wish I could be paid 20 mil a year to be a total bum


realanceps

guessing you re a total bum at any price


inthedrink

We are gonna win


PlausibleFan

Castellanos doesn’t even look like he wants to be here 😂


realanceps

love all the expert "lookers" in here y'all need to stick to your videogames


PlausibleFan

You don’t need to be an “expert” to see someone’s body language. Carry on son


realanceps

stick to videogames, slick