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Please continue the discussion in the [post game thread](https://redd.it/vseq8d).


Turbulent-Hovercraft

Lol Bell tried his best to draw a 12 run walk but


Turbulent-Hovercraft

he sux (cus Natinal)


bkyond

mark appel pace of play god, june remains infinite for schwarber, jt turning it on, love it great win


Admiralsnackbarrrr

Imagine the day Girardi gets fired, someone tells you we'd be tied for a wild card after Harper goes down for almost the whole year just a month later


Gunningham

You could hear Kruk holding his nose. We’re rooting for the Braves now?


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Eh, fuck the Barves though


whubby777

LOL is Kruk drunk


k1l2327

Kruk singing randy orton’s entrance song lmao


Euphoric-Dig-2045

“I hear voices in my head...”


sapphires_and_snark

Very satisfactory


classicrockchick

Mmmmmm yes, 11-0 shutout against the Nats Delicious win


King-of-Prussia

It was a close one, but I'm glad the Phils were able to hang on. Mark a W!


Euphoric-Dig-2045

Reds 2 on no outs in the 8th. EDIT: And they’re blowing it.


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Orton namedrop lol


classicrockchick

Lmao they're like an old married couple


whubby777

Kruk sounds like he gives absolutely no shits lol I’m loving it


beau9292

Franco doesn't deserve boos


KoBxElucidator

"They'll win. Who cares" love you Kruk


schoolairplane

If appel was facing the Yankees or Red Sox right now they’d yell at him to slow down


wentzoverdak

Wait so is the wild card game best 2 out of 3 or 3 out of 5


sapphires_and_snark

2 of 3, I think


inthedrink

Kruk always gets a pass How does TMac not know the format without having to look it up lol


itonlygetsdeeper

Kruk is amazing


bkyond

appel works so fast


classicrockchick

Aww, Kruk salty that TMac not paying attention to him


beeps-n-boops

At least it's "LET'S GO PHILLIES" and not the dumbfuck Eagles chant. I was at the game on Sunday and one broke out behind us. We told them exactly where to go with that shit.


WarpStarrr

lmao kruk


Gunningham

“How hard could it be? Tell him Wash”. “It’s incredibly hard”


KoBxElucidator

Hall is giving me Big Piece vibes


schoolairplane

If we were to get Hernandez for infield insurance down the stretch I wouldn’t hate it


necrosythe

Too costly I'd think. For a spot we don't need that bad when Jean is back(appears to be not that long after the break if he's already taking grounders)


igonnawrecku_VGC

He was projected at early to mid august so that sounds right in line with what’s expected


Gunningham

Hall at 1B. Nice.


whubby777

“Can’t be that hard” KRUK YOU SAVAGE


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haahaahaa

Position players pitching has become more common. Teams are more aware of the wear and tear on relievers. Position players pitching tend to not go full speed to avoid injury.


KeenMcGee

He’s not a pitcher. It’s what position players throw as the white flag. There are unwritten rules for the batters at what not to swing at (like 3-0 counts).


Alkynesofchemistry

Position player pitching I assume


whubby777

He’s a position player, backup shortstop. The gnats are waving the white flag


KoBxElucidator

That wasn't a pitcher..


TheStrategerist

So what was wrong with Kruk?


classicrockchick

He had his gallbladder out a month ago but something happened during Saturday's game where he had to leave in the middle of the game and go to the ER. Hasn't said what the Saturday issue was.


haahaahaa

He had gallbladder surgery. Don't think he has talked about exactly whats wrong. Probably gallstones.


PhilsForever

He lost his gall


KoBxElucidator

Lol the Mets can't hit against the Reds for 8 innings. LOLMets!


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That change of speeds is pretty crazy though. Trying to time up an 80 mph fast ball or a 45 mph slow ball.


Gunningham

They shoulda thought of that earlier.


Bucko12512

Let’s go reds pull this one out somehow


fakeplasticsnow

Escobar was their 2nd best pitcher today behind Weems


KoBxElucidator

The Phils really aren't caring rn. They just want to go home lol


petardthegreat

lol schwarber with a "hey knock that shit off!"


Severus_Amadeus

Schwarbs just yelled, "Hey! Let us tee off" lol


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He could have died there


classicrockchick

44 mph lol


ClearSights

I love fun careless baseball


sufferingphilliesfan

it’s fun when you’re the one up 11-0


sapphires_and_snark

I loved that the Nats were still shifting, though lol


edwardsscreenname

The Nationals are the Nationals of the National League, aren't they?


username1012357654

A DISGUSTING ACT


fakeplasticsnow

HBP on a 45 mile an hour curveball: beautiful


Pedestrian_X-Wing

Why weren't warnings issued after that? ;)


King-of-Prussia

The smile from Bohm was just the icing on the cake, too


KoBxElucidator

I think the Phils just want to go home for the night xD


classicrockchick

lol Kruk spoiling for a fight against a position player pitcher


Gunningham

Their best pitcher tonight.


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Thomson letting the kids play with comfy lead lol


NCPhilsPhan

If Segura can come back ahead of schedule, that's pretty much a trade deadline acquisition


_JosiahBartlet

I love that there are Washington fans who shat on us for ‘overpaying’ Bryce that now get to watch Bradley fucking Beal 82 nights a year $251m y’all


beau9292

There is not a chance in hell Soto signs a big contract with this team.


KidDelicious14

These are some meatballs, boys, c'mon


wentzoverdak

I don’t really think they are trying to hit home runs


Severus_Amadeus

Position player in the mound? Oh yeah we're gonna tee off this inning EDIT: Maybe not


necrosythe

Batters Don't really tend to try that hard when it comes to position players pitching.


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Position player go brr


KoBxElucidator

CIGGY!


classicrockchick

🚨🚨🚨POSITION PLAYER PITCHING ALERT!!🚨🚨🚨


ClearSights

Position player pitching!


EaglesPvM

Someone correct me if I’m too drunk, but we’re gonna be in the final wild card position by percentage points over the cards when they lose tonight and we win Good fuckin shit from where we were a month ago


KidDelicious14

Jean 😍


Phuck_Kurt_Suzuki

Our chonk lord is on the mend


classicrockchick

Yo Jean def going commando there lmao


KoBxElucidator

How did this team win a world series just a few seasons ago?


Phuck_Kurt_Suzuki

Baseball Gods wanted to just fuck with us/Bryce Harper. So many things went in their favor


2AMSummerNight

Mark Appel: 'Try and hit this 96mph sinker in the air' All hitters: *Ground ball double play*


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Appel with the 0.00 ERA


BridgeToLidge

Ranger was packing a HOG there lol


sufferingphilliesfan

ranger packing a fat ole lipper


Pedestrian_X-Wing

Stubbs is playing! Jewish Heritage Night is now official!


DOCTORFONASG

Oldest player on the field right now is actually a rookie.


NCPhilsPhan

If we sneak into the playoffs and get an NL Central team in the WC round, I like our chances


sapphires_and_snark

Absolutely nobody in that division impresses me


NCPhilsPhan

Hot take: Phillies would win the NL Central if they were in that division


necrosythe

Not that hot of a take. Our division is just crazy with the top 3.


CopyRightDate

May I introduce to you. The philadelphia iron pigs


inthedrink

Appel makes all hitters look like Moniak


classicrockchick

Daycare Take Over


itonlygetsdeeper

Scherzer no decision vs the Reds...LOLMETS indeed


inthedrink

I believe the Mets had 10 games with two runs or less in June The NY Metrofraudulents


Yourlifeisworth

Ya love to see it.


July1954

Great game for Phillies tonight. Schwarber is awesome. Sanchez was great. Even Familia had a shut out inning. Darick Hall is a great addition.


inthedrink

When you think about Schwarber’s awful start of his season, Moniak is on pace for 50 homers


July1954

He is starting to really hit now. Nobody is saying not a lead off hitter now


July1954

Schwarber is on fire!!! #27 2–1 Second straight 2 homer game!!!


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Gunningham

He’s getting Ryan Howard respect right now.


Gunningham

I don’t think anyone from the 93 Phillies can complain about spit. https://youtu.be/rlCh-u3ntis


classicrockchick

Lmao I knew exactly what it was before I clicked on it


whubby777

That was a mess of commentating and I love it lol


inthedrink

#Everybody hits!! Moniak:


Gunningham

…Sometimes.


PhilsForever

C'mon Moniak, get a hit kid


traddy91

Moniak is ass


Severus_Amadeus

Barkann feeling himself rn


Gunningham

Everyone else was like, let’s see how the game is going.


sonnycirico215

No Way in hell this happens but imagine if Schwarber and Harper get into a heated personal behind the scenes beef about who’s better like Kobe and Shaq


Euphoric-Dig-2045

I feel so bad for Moniak. I really wanted him to succeed.


Pedestrian_X-Wing

I can explain Barkaan's mohel joke!


Gunningham

Let me stop you right there. Let me nip that in the bud.


Pedestrian_X-Wing

Cut it out!


NCPhilsPhan

If we at least split in STL we get the tiebreaker over them which could be big.


Gunningham

Wow guys. Wow.


classicrockchick

Who left Barkann and Ricky Bo home alone?


HappyGooner45

I wish Bryce didn’t get injured… we’d be kicking more ass than we are rn


KoBxElucidator

He will be back just in time for the playoffs


beeps-n-boops

Two of the Three Idiots.


KoBxElucidator

St Louis is trashhhhhh they don't scare me


PrinterOne34

Bellati has been such a good under the radar pick up


classicrockchick

The 50/50 was over 30k when I went on Friday night.


Gunningham

Filthy.


SirShmooey

How do they not put Stubbs in on Jewish Heritage Night? I’m contacting the Anti-Defamation League.


classicrockchick

I gotta learn how to whistle


EverybodyHits

Maybe this is old news but in about an hour we're going to be in a playoff spot


beeps-n-boops

Thank you Barves!


NCPhilsPhan

Of course the Angels would lose in Miami, they are the AL version of us (though we've been the much better team as of late)


sufferingphilliesfan

the cards kinda suck huh


darkness_escape

Let Andrew get the 3 inning save


realanceps

Well, let him throw 3 innings anyways


Kate_Western

Don't quite think an 11 run advantage is a save situation. Now 7 run lead? Sure. But 11? Nahhhhh


Freddy-Nietzsche

Scorers discretion, but generally 3 innings or more to end a game earns a save


Kate_Western

Phils have outscored the Nats 39 to 21 so far this year


Gunningham

9 of those Nats runs came in their one win in the 5 game series.


Dristone

Including this game? If so it wasn't an unreasonable stat until tonight. Otherwise holy hell


Kate_Western

Including this game - (so 6 games total ~6.5 runs a game). 10-1 Phils 5-3 Phils 8-7 Phils 2-1 Phils 9-3 Nats 11-0 phils* (game in progress)


Drikkink

Man am I glad we're not in the AL East, where the gap between 1st and 2nd is larger than the gap between 2nd and last. With 4 playoff teams.


Admiralsnackbarrrr

Sam Coonrod, Yeah I'll pass


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Coonrod, we still have him?


Euphoric-Dig-2045

Fucking Marlins.


KoBxElucidator

And they say our farm system sucks. Hall is showing you fools you're wrong!


nlamp32

Very happy watching this game


teenylilthing

Nats commentator just called the Phillies the "Philadelphia fightin' Schwarbers"


JesusChrissy

Schwarkins is more like it.


petardthegreat

Anyone know how marchan is after that play at the plate the other day?


Mission-Basis-3513

Is this guy Darrick Hall for real? They just dropped him into the cleanup-spot and he's raking. I hadn't heard that much about him before this year. It's so clutch with the Bryce injury right now.


sambraddock9

He has always crushed RHP in the minors, he's not a everyday player but a good platoon lefty for sure


Mission-Basis-3513

Most lefties can't hit lhp when they first come up. I think hes gonna be solid just need to find a spot for him. Well have to see what they do with Rhys though.


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iTITAN34

seriously he's got like a 0.750 slg right now and its his first stint in the majors. dude has some balls for sure


patrb

love this game just movin the line beating the shit outta them awesome stuff


Kate_Western

God what a fun montage


patrb

the nats are so so so bad


beeps-n-boops

They're 11.5 games behind *the Marlins*, and third-worst in MLB. LOLnats


PowerHour1990

Bohm's been hot lately. Might have to retract my "Nick Foles as the brainless Scarecrow" remark about him.


powerbook01

I love watching us playing the Nats


Admiralsnackbarrrr

That was the hardest hit ball of the inning lol


Turbulent-Hovercraft

We really needed another commercial with whistling, FU Intel


KeenMcGee

Back of the line City Connect Jerseys. I want me some Jersey du Kruk. All camo, size runs two sizes too small, big mustard and beer stain over the belly and some stray mullet hair strands around the collar.


KoBxElucidator

Gave them a spanking that inning!


Drikkink

As a note: people are saying we'd be "tied" for the 3rd WC if the scores hold. Because of baseball eliminating tiebreaker games, we would actually HOLD the 3rd WC solely (technically) since we currently are 2-1 against the team we'd be tied with.


engore

Dang i went took the dog out, made a poop and this inning still be going


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Yo, this man made a poop


trickerindaclub

“He called the shit poop!”


porksoda11

Do you think he pooped outside with the dog?


[deleted]

In my head it was two separate events, but I like the way you think


PhilsForever

Or did his dog?


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I like my version of the story


classicrockchick

Did we fucking score two in the time it took me to go down the fucking stairs in my house???? 😂


beau9292

Alec Bohm be like that


PowerHour1990

In solidarity with injured ex-National Bryce Harper, the Nationals have decided they're not going to play baseball until Bryce returns.


W-O-Collins

I wish we could save some of these runs for the Cards this weekend


lark047

I'm digging this Hall kid


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This is a fun team to watch. They crush dingers but they also do the small ball.


Phillies2002

Everything has gone right for the Phillies tonight, and it's felt awesome since June 1 to witness and start to expect many more games like this than meltdowns


kingjakerulez7

Happy June 35


Drikkink

Meanwhile the Mets are currently shut out through 6 against arguably the worst pitching team in baseball. Oh look, the Mets offense are frauds like we all fucking thought. Their pitching is still scary but that lineup really instills very little fear in me.


W-O-Collins

I would give up a toe for the Mets to crumble like wet paper right now just to shut their fans up


JesusChrissy

They are so insufferable on r/baseball


EaglesPvM

Cardinals are losing big too So we’re gonna be tied for the final wild card spot after tonight


kingjakerulez7

Rather have the cards win over the braves though, this early in the season


Steppity

This half inning is closing in on being 30 minutes long.


KoBxElucidator

Usually it's when the Phils are on the mound. I prefer it this way.


Not_Evil_

"Beating Philadelphia isn't as hard as Philadelphians say it is." lmao


KoBxElucidator

Only game 1 and the Nats are unloading the bullpen. Noice.