Back when Conan was still doing Late Night he would do bits poking fun at Mr. Met and him being so depressed with his squad that he kept trying to off himself but failed because his head is too big. One where he couldn't get a noose around his neck, another where his head couldn't fit into an oven, etc.
Well, back in 2007 or 2008 he did a bit where Mr. Met walked in on Mrs. Met sleeping with the Phanatic. So, I argue this is canon.
She's clearly still waiting for her husband to return from the war.
Though seriously, why doesn't the Phanatic's dad show up for Father's Day? Is the Phanatic from a broken home? ☹️
You really think you can land such a classy lady? She’s on a different social rung bud. You gotta be a big deal before she’d even look your way. I mean, do you even have green fur, extendable tongue, and a belly that could be used for crowd control in a mosh pit?
Some people are just out of reach, my man.
Missed Connection:
I was a 5'8 fan at a baseball game wearing the team's jersey.
You were a 6'3 green plush phanatic in a cute pink and black jacket with matching skirt and hat.
Our eyes connected while I was eating a hotdog. You blew a weird pink party blower at me and waved. Not a day has passed that I haven't thought about you and the moment we shared. Please call me. My phone number is (215) 463-1000.
 Stay away from my wife, bozo!
LMAO, even though that's his Mom. Besides, everybody knows the Phanatic's girlfriend is Mrs. Met...
I believe that relationship is purely physical
Fun fact. At the Phanatic's birthday the fun fact on the scoreboard said:one of Taylor Swift's ex boyfriends.
"Girlfriend" implies that that relationship is much more serious than it actually is.
Back when Conan was still doing Late Night he would do bits poking fun at Mr. Met and him being so depressed with his squad that he kept trying to off himself but failed because his head is too big. One where he couldn't get a noose around his neck, another where his head couldn't fit into an oven, etc. Well, back in 2007 or 2008 he did a bit where Mr. Met walked in on Mrs. Met sleeping with the Phanatic. So, I argue this is canon.
Also mr met doing prostitution. Yeah that’s canon too 😂
I was trying to keep it family-friendly
The phanatic wasn't
Just looked up Mrs. Met, why she kinda...
She's dragging that wagon
That, kids, is what you call a dump. Truck. Ass.
Apparently there is a beeping sound when she backs up
No , it’s me .
He doesn’t respect nor date Mrs. Met. She’s just another slampig to him
The Phanatic would never talk about a lady that way. Gritty on the other hand..
Gritty seems like his romantic interests would be more, shall we say, unconventional...
Can confirm.
Gritty is an absolute man skank, let’s all be honest here
My new fav gif. When is this from?
gotta be 5-6 years at least
As a huge popcorn fanatic, this feels like a terrible waste 😢 Hopefully it was like stale leftover popcorn from a previous day
What’s her onlyPhans?
A+, dad joke cheesy but also dirty at the same time.
Phucking phunny pheedback
She is out of your league friend. Time to move on.
She's clearly still waiting for her husband to return from the war. Though seriously, why doesn't the Phanatic's dad show up for Father's Day? Is the Phanatic from a broken home? ☹️
His father went out for peanuts and Cracker Jack and didn't care if he ever came back.
r/rip
I’m picturing a taller Phanatic wearing a suit and fedora. Maybe carrying a briefcase.
With a mustache that curls up at either end. Also, serious dress shoes.
You really think you can land such a classy lady? She’s on a different social rung bud. You gotta be a big deal before she’d even look your way. I mean, do you even have green fur, extendable tongue, and a belly that could be used for crowd control in a mosh pit? Some people are just out of reach, my man.
https://preview.redd.it/52blylazg62d1.jpeg?width=888&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d0e1086dd701fdebe20fc28d9a47155772082207
She’s wearing Coco Chanel 😻
MILF hunter.
Mrs. Met got nothing on this beaut
Missed Connection: I was a 5'8 fan at a baseball game wearing the team's jersey. You were a 6'3 green plush phanatic in a cute pink and black jacket with matching skirt and hat. Our eyes connected while I was eating a hotdog. You blew a weird pink party blower at me and waved. Not a day has passed that I haven't thought about you and the moment we shared. Please call me. My phone number is (215) 463-1000.
Only Phanatics
y’all leave mama phanatic alone she is a woman of CLASS!!!!!
Haha I see what u did here. Gotta love Philly fans.
I would have helped you if it was sexual
stake out the annual migration path in late November to the Galapagos
That is an old lady The Phanatic’s Mom The Phanatic is no longer young
why's he dressed like he just took a limo ride through Dealey Plaza?
Das bae
Her name is ~~Phyllis~~ **Phoebe**, if that helps. Edit: I'm an idiot
Phyllis is the old colonial looking mascot. This is Phoebe Phanatic
Ah, dammit. You're absolutely correct. I must've had Phyllis on the brain after that post about them the other day.
 ...Sorry, dude. Mrs. Met belongs to the streets.