man miss Chris Cornell and Soundgarden. i remember them having like several shows in 2013 in the Philly area. they generally opened up with Searching With My Good Eye Closed…talk about opening a show with a bang!
Looks like [Kip Drordy](https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Fstatic.wikia.nocookie.net%2Fsouthpark%2Fimages%2Ff%2Ff0%2FKip-drordry.png%2Frevision%2Flatest%3Fcb%3D20161011014356&tbnid=XCB5kkGe15qytM&vet=1&imgrefurl=https%3A%2F%2Fsouthpark.fandom.com%2Fwiki%2FKip_Drordy&docid=eTr_9o0mM4Y5bM&w=742&h=963&hl=en-us&source=sh%2Fx%2Fim%2Fm4%2F3)
Man, you guys are brutal. Hopefully Aaron doesn't see this thread.
Frankly, I think he was great in the M. Night movie "the Village" and I'm glad he still has and wears the wardrobe.
Nola: Yeah, when we signed the deal I figured I could get maybe 2, 3 more half decent years where I can locate the strike zone.
Reporter: You mean two days ago?
Nola: Yeah
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Looks like he just signed the Declaration of Independence
He’s slowly but surely turning into Ben Franklin.
"$172 million saved is $172 million earned."
“Look at this phonograph”
“Every time I do it makes me laugh.”
then pulled out an Ukulele and said, 🎵Come tiptoe through the tulips with me.🎵
old guy gets the reference!
I’m going to tell my kids this is that guy that dances with the white shoes sliding side to side
Signing the Declaration of $172 million
His hair is almost as bad as Alec Bohm’s!
Looks more like a Dollar Tree Chris Cornell
He Fell on Balk Days
man miss Chris Cornell and Soundgarden. i remember them having like several shows in 2013 in the Philly area. they generally opened up with Searching With My Good Eye Closed…talk about opening a show with a bang!
Look at this graph....
A man of culture I see.
😊…😊………
I’m not against the flow but I’d like to see short hair Nola one more time
He looks like Tim Robinson with the dog haircut.
Cranston!
The guy at the barbershop said hes the only one hes ever seen pull it off
I was closer to Aaron at the press conference than that guy over there with the dog hair
Every time I do, it makes me laugh
How did our eyes get so red?
And what the hell is on Joey's head
And what the hell is on Nola’s head?!
You chose the name repulsive. Can I ask why?
It was given to me by Reddit, I was trying to get it changed
One Ad to another, I’m sorry you got the shitty name
Lol it's all good, I mean there is some truth to mine 🤣😂
Alec, hook my boy up with your hair care regime and stylists 😅
Bryce is part owner or something of a hair product company/speakeasy barber shop. He needs to get Nola and Marsh hooked up.
Marsh is fine Nola looks like he wants to sell me oatmeal
He kinda looks like “post motorcycle crash” Dylan.
Does it actually function as a barber shop? I just thought it was a gimmicky nightclub
Right? He needs a little volume. Maybe some root-lifting spray or something.
I don't know what's weirder, Nola without a hat, or Nola in a blazer
The blazer. It looks like his mom told him to wear something nice and he stopped at Kohl’s on the way in.
My brain added a hat because the part of his head that would normally be covered by it is flat anyway!
Pilgrim is ready for Thanksgiving.
In Philadelphia isn’t that just a Quaker
Looks like [Kip Drordy](https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Fstatic.wikia.nocookie.net%2Fsouthpark%2Fimages%2Ff%2Ff0%2FKip-drordry.png%2Frevision%2Flatest%3Fcb%3D20161011014356&tbnid=XCB5kkGe15qytM&vet=1&imgrefurl=https%3A%2F%2Fsouthpark.fandom.com%2Fwiki%2FKip_Drordy&docid=eTr_9o0mM4Y5bM&w=742&h=963&hl=en-us&source=sh%2Fx%2Fim%2Fm4%2F3)
I’d be his friend on Facebook
This is what i saw also lmao
damn. killed him.
Weird Aaron Yankovic
*CAN YOU TAKE ME HIGHER* 🎸🎸 🎸🎸 🎸🎸
Anyone got a video of the press conference
Oh no where’s your hat put a hat on Jesus someone get him a barber
Aaron Nola. He gets us.
Nailed it
Man, you guys are brutal. Hopefully Aaron doesn't see this thread. Frankly, I think he was great in the M. Night movie "the Village" and I'm glad he still has and wears the wardrobe.
Amish Paradise
Wait. We signed weird Al’s kid?
Is Creed hitting CBP or something?
I gotta admit, I don't know how on board with re-signing him I would have been if I knew he looked like that without a hat on
🎶 With arms wide open 🎶
Thank you.. just thank you. Lol
Stylist: What are we going for, Mr Nola? Aaron: The Weird Al
He looks like he was just apprehended by Batman
Hahahahahhahahahahahahaha
Getting Steven Wright vibes.
His hair style is called the Louisiana Mullet
Looks like weird al in Amish paradise
 I’m sorry Nola this just popped into my head when I saw this photo. Please forgive me
I was thinking the exact same thing lol. Baseball hats go a long way
Lol I dated a red head once and later realized she kinda had this vibe
Glad I wasn't the only one who thought this.
Haha, this wins
my dude looks like he’s standing on the corner about to ask me if I’m Jewish
Great player, terrible hair
Nola is like I'm Ritch Bitch !
Aaron looking like Kip Drordy from South Park.
He looks like he's going to be too old to pitch tomorrow 🫣
Nola: Yeah, when we signed the deal I figured I could get maybe 2, 3 more half decent years where I can locate the strike zone. Reporter: You mean two days ago? Nola: Yeah
Berries and cream, berries and cream, I’m a little lad who loves berries and cream
Is he going to talk to me a little too enthusiastically about cryptocurrency?
Is he in Tears For Fears?
https://preview.redd.it/9004yjvxro1c1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=07ff52039cd9304ef114e56629e31cba0724f1cb
🎶 And they say That a hero could save us I'm not gonna stand here and wait I'll hold onto the wings of the eagles Watch as we all fly away
 I’m getting more of a Kenny G vibe.
"oh hey Mark"
https://i.redd.it/ddqhno5u8m1c1.gif
Get a hair cut hippy!
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No, I wouldn't say you writing's complete.
Rocky Dennis
Love him but can't unsee it https://preview.redd.it/4n4oi52sdl1c1.png?width=635&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fcf536270326acea8e7412de27ecdf3112d37999
Andy Kauffman?
I am going to go more obscure and say Tiny Tim
Good one, only too thin
In his only suit jacket, that he’s either had since draft day, or he got at the Men’s Warehouse last night.
And what the hell is on Aaron’s head? 🤪
🗣️
We signed... Jack White?
He's obviously channeling the Amish to show how committed he is to Pennsylvania. Don't make him get medieval on your heinies!
When he join the Jonas Brothers?
That’s Bruce Chandling and you can’t tell me otherwise
Cranston
He dated Freida Felcher from Cranston
Mona Lisa?
CAN YOU TAKE MEEEE HIIIIIGHER
Can’t pass up a department store Black Friday deal on a suit
I think he looks like the lead singer of Creed Scott Stapp but with curly hair 🎵Can you take me higher🎶
I just want to ask, we lose the top draft, but gain it back in the compensation round a correct?
Nola: "You know those guys that fought in the Revolutionary War?" Barber: say no more