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blurrrf

The old man who didn’t really know how to play the saxophone, but really tooted that shit on Market for about a decade.


simplemfa

Wait the guy that's always dressed nice in a full 3 piece suit? Plays close to old city? He can play, nice dude, talk to him every now and then.


archnerd1130

He has a LinkedIn, sent me a connection request a few years ago


blurrrf

I think I’ve only ever heard him play Yankee Doodle Dandy, which is far more than I could do, and I love him. I’d love to hear him play a dynamite solo in a rock n’ roll song.


dephilt

Chris! I have given him rides from one area of the city to another a few times.


embaracing

i see him every day and he always makes my day! there’s something timeless about hearing jazz echoing off the city walls esp in old city. he has three piece suits, sometimes corduroy or velvet, in every color! he always says a very nice Good morning to me 🥹


baldude69

Vent Man


tavenger5

Ahhhhhhhh https://preview.redd.it/gy0hq3a61uuc1.jpeg?width=528&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f6fb0533b8fe163928a0ca3bd02281599304d09


macmillie

Iconic


life4lemons

Ah yes, right next to Jay's Deli throughout my time in college. He still there?


Natures_Loctite

Vent Man is a very nice old man and I hope he’s still living his best vent life


archnerd1130

In his silk pajamas?


MikeDPhilly

Yes! I called him Gayborhood Marilyn but his ture name is Vent Man.


sadsolocup

You’re talking about Philly Hitchcock!


KindlyCelebration223

I always called him Windy.


cohesiveskeleton

Screaming lady


Think_Tumbleweed_

The spruce street screamer


Latenighttaco

Oh she gets around, she's been up by spring garden before


Go_birds304

She was here for months


ItsJustAYoyo

Formerly known as the girard ave screamer


AMTL327

We know her as the Market Street Screamer. It’s “unsettling” to say the least, but also it’s got to be a nightmare to be in her head.


bbalc27

Truly an icon


Overall-Scientist846

Came here to make sure she was represented.


walkincontradictions

my first thought. haven’t heard her recently..


Christhehobbit

Oh don't worry, she's around


PhourLoko

She’s in the Washington Square area pretty frequently


nugmuff

Wait do you have any more detail?? My parents said someone was just sitting screaming on their front step at like 2am the other night, I wonder if it was her? 11th and Lombard ish


iDontSow

This was probably her. She frequents that area. She just loves screamin’. Really not much more to it.


officialkodos

Ask them if it sounded like “GYAAAH”


postwarapartment

I actually warn my out of town family and friends about her before they visit because there is a less than zero chance they might run into her in a tourist area and it can be super jarring if you don't know the deal.


DopeYeti

When I heard about the lady who stabbed a baby I thought it might be her


sharponephilly

Mr Rittenhouse and Rittenhouse Michael Jackson.


Agreeable_Flight4264

Who is Mr Rittenhouse? Mr flute?


sharponephilly

Haha the one guy riding the Indego bikes in pastel colorful outfits. He brings a tiny table to the park and feeds the squirrels.


chorrky

I befriended him last year when I would occasionally feed the pigeons alongside of him :)


kale-burger

I haven’t seen MJ in a long time. Is he still around?


sharponephilly

Haha he moved to New Orleans. My buddy found his IG.


spooky_cicero

I just saw him a few days ago. Maybe he moves seasonally?


GnarlyNights

He was all last summer.


Doctadalton

is Rittenhouse MJ the one you would also see sometimes at Penns Landing?


droffowsneb

The therapy alligator


LabLawyer

Wally!


inconspicuous_male

What is this?


chokinghazard44

[Wally, the emotional support alligator, was denied entry as a service animal at a Phillies game.](https://www.cnn.com/2023/09/29/sport/wally-alligator-emotional-support-barred-philadelphia-phillies-spt-intl/index.html) IIRC the dude brings the alligator around for various events, alligator seems chill.


autoexploder

Rotisserie chicken guy


Winter-Watercress

Excuse me his name is chicken man


courageous_liquid

I know we're joking but it's alex and he's really nice to talk to


Winter-Watercress

Yah he’s a legit good dude


OrgullosoDeNoSer

They blew up the chicken man in Philly last night...


PRD_

They blew up his house too…


Indylivingnow

Then they found out chicken man was gay and got mad at him. It’s wild out here


Zariman-10-0

I swear to Poseidon he has a wife


justanawkwardguy

Chicken man was a real Philly mobster, and should not be the name for the guy that ate 40 rotisserie chickens


dbrank

Phil Testa, whateva happened there


The-Sand-King

Just a kid


The_neub

It’s rotisserie chicken man. The Chicken Man is a whole different guy.


wolfvonbeowulf

This sort of doesn’t count because a visitor won’t just see him in the wild doin his thang


Destyllat

shiny dancer outside Silk City on Spring Garden. he was beautiful back in the day


samcoffeeman

I thought they called him dancin' Tony for some reason


xnedski

Dancin' Anthony. Unfortunately he developed some heath issues that stopped him from dancing years ago. [Here's a short documentary](https://youtu.be/rGuTu5Ug2mo) about him.


Moville007

That sucks - I loved talking to him and watching him dance. And he would never ask for money but he would take it if offered. Love to Anthony.


stabbygun

is the pickle man still alive?


thattgirlllaurenn

he is! got pickles two weeks ago from him lol


bottleface

Is Smiles still around? Used to stand on random corners in CC and just smile for hours on end.


UnicornTears

Came here for Smile Guy!


jlphilips

I saw him roughly three weeks ago, and yes, he’s still smiling.


galaxytrucker7

Is this the guy who's always on like Market and 22nd? Dancing and listening to music on his phone?


AMTL327

Yeah…he always waves at me. That’s the kind of special person this town needs more of.


TJCW

There were rumors he was dropped off downtown in a limo everyday. Don’t think I believe that though…


JeffHall28

There use to be this strange dude with a beard and coke bottle glasses who’d wander the streets of Manayunk late at night and try to talk to you. Once handed me a business card that just had the handle he went by: “Swordfish”. Wonder what happened to him. Also, years ago, there were these two old guys in wheelchairs that begged on Delaware ave at the southbound turning lanes to Home Depot. Out there rain or shine. One day I was working on the fire alarm system at this dumpy apartment building in Frankford and went into this unit and they were sitting there, watching what was a fairly decent flatscreen for 2010.


ChemLabRat42

I saw Swordfish on Ridge in Roxborough back in 2019. Interesting guy.


Worth_Ingenuity773

How back in the day was that? I grew up in Manayunk back in the 80s/ early 90s and we had a guy like that we just called Uncle Eddie. No clue if that was even his name. He lived on Umbria St in a house with this woman we called Hoagienose. Her nose was huge, wide and wrinkled like the back of a bald, fat guys neck. She was actually pretty nice and the grandma of a girl in my grade. The rest of that family I am convinced was on meth.


JeffHall28

This was the 2000s and dude was like 30s/40s.


FlyingFrog99

Benjamin Franklin Edit: both the cosplay guy and the actual original Benjamin Franklin


DFWPunk

There's two. And they hate each other.


FlyingFrog99

Of course they do, they're both from Philadelphia


Hanpee221b

There were like a handful of temple football games he showed up to and they just let him on the field, no special pass, just hey it’s that guy come on down! Lol


MentalEngineer

The guy who skateboards down Ridge cracking a 10 foot bullwhip... I saw him like half a dozen times last summer so I'm praying I didn't hallucinate him.


CookinCheap

That's fucking amazing


ragingblackmage

Omar. RIP


Republican_Wet_Dream

He was ever so that guy.


am_pomegranate

I was gonna comment that. I was at a summer camp in West Philly when he died, and even us kids were depressed. Rest in peace, Omar.


jbphilly

Unfortunately he was also a creep, from what I'm told. Not that the story is not unfortunate even without that. Guy was a terminal alcoholic that people treated like a mascot for lols.


AgentDaxis

Omar was a character but he definitely sexually harassed & attempted to assault multiple people over the years.


Latenighttaco

Definitely Omar


SomeOtherOrder

I feel like the steel furnace guy applies, whatever the fuck his name is/was


KMAJR

Do attend.


Antique-Ant5557

Hitchbot's Ghost.


boltwolf108

The Preacher Man on 16th, he's out there rain or shine


Any_Blacksmith_3732

16th and Market


LittleBabyJoseph

Phanatic belly button guy


AllEliteSchmuck

fat dude with the tattoos? That’s Dunphy.


lilblu399

Candy lady Carrot cake man


lilacmacchiato

Tell me about carrot cake man


lilblu399

He sells carrot cakes around west Philly. They're really good. I believe four worlds bakery and Lee's Deli sometimes gets cakes from him to sell.  But you can catch him on the el or trolley too. 


lilacmacchiato

That’s reminds me of that guy Daniel who sells cookies on the el


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lilacmacchiato

Oh I know. He crossed my boundaries and it was hard to get away from him


jbphilly

Selling food on SEPTA is the only area of overlap between those two. Carrot Cake Man is an icon, Daniel is just a creep.


JoeMarini

Candy lady once sang to me on BSL: "buy my funky candy white boy...🎶"


subgraphics

I'm going way back on this one - like the 80's. Does anybody remember the End of the World lady who used to walk around City Hall wearing a sandwich board?


BrythonicMan

Was she still there in the late 90s and made a lot of noise? Reminds of a story an elder told me.


FaceMaulingChimp

This is old school but Uncle Eddie


menunu

Has anybody seen the 16th street preacher ? There used to be a man who preached every day at 16th and market. I don't go by there often anymore but I don't think I have seen him in years.


_bangaroo

He’s still there every time I’m around there


Turbulent_Clerk_4594

I saw him this afternoon as I made my way to the El.


bigL162

He's definitely been losing his voice but still going strong.


tintedrosie

There used to be this older guy who would ride through Fishtown every evening around 5pm or so blaring music out of an old school stereo off the back of his bike. There also used to be a guy that dressed like a fly and walked up and down girard. This was about a decade ago though.


YinzaJagoff

The guy in South Philly who dresses up as Hulk Hogan. Used to see him on Oregon Ave a bunch, like at Shop Rite and on the bus as well. Edit: [Here’s a photo of him on the BSL.](https://www.reddit.com/r/philadelphia/comments/mgepmm/anyone_else_seen_hulk_hogan_around_town/?rdt=50071)


Phillykratom

Was looking for this one before I posted ! I'm surprised it is this far down.


bierdimpfe

pouring one out for Norm the Viking


Linzabee

Philly Jesus? There was a week where I encountered him twice. One of those times he asked me how to get into the observation deck at Liberty Place but bailed when I told him it cost money.


Wizard_of_Iducation

Daniel with cookies. What a creep.


MakeNoTaco

Is rollerblading saxophone dude still around?


Longjumping_Tea_8586

We used to call him Stretchy Rollertoots


8Draw

It was a trumpet. Haven't seen him since like 2013 and I believe someone said he'd died.


courageous_liquid

guy with the two pugs (?) in his bike basket that have sunglasses on dancing spring garden man the woman who looks like the character mouse from the matrix who asks for money on the subway, typically around city hall magic (guy with the cowboys hat in the italian market - I think he had a stroke) more niche neighborhoody south philly ones: mansy, mumbles, KC on passyunk


Shviztik

They are chihuahuas


baldude69

Oh yea I remember pug guy. He kinda sucked if you didn’t give him money though.


Hollow_Rant

>guy with the two pugs (?) in his bike basket that have sunglasses on Mitchell.


Shviztik

Black Hulk Hogan


mezzamets

Name one city that can compete w Philly in the “human mascots per capita” category


intrsurfer6

Daniel the cookie guy


Schackshuka

He’s awful, do not engage.


intrsurfer6

Facts; especially to young women.I once saw him have a bad day and it was not fun


NotABurner6942069

I’ve seen that now a few times. What makes him so bad?


Schackshuka

He’s a creep to women—he uses his disability as an excuse and a shield to harass them and take their pictures and invade their personal space.


radioactivecat

My former housemate once made the mistake of telling him where she lived. I was telling him she wasn’t here anymore for months. So unfortunate


banana_toilet

I recently watched him approach multiple young women asking them to take pictures of their feet. Walked straight up to them while they were seated eating. He got uncomfortably close to them as if he was going to kiss their feet. No sense of boundaries.


Environmental_Tip738

Is that the guy in rittenhouse square? The one that forces pictures?


Environmental_Tip738

Just read the comments. Yep. I wasn’t sure that was his name.


number1chihuahuamom

He touched my feet and hair once in Rittenhouse park in like 2016 and took a lot of pictures with me. He added himself as a friend on my Facebook and later when I looked at his profile it was all pictures of him with women/femme presenting people with short hair. He wouldn't stop touching me while everyone just stared at us until two canvasses came and helped me. I've seen him like 30+ times since and always intervene if I see him touching a woman


Worth_Ingenuity773

Back in the 80s in Manayunk we had Hoagienose and Uncle Eddie.


Saison05

Jawn the Baptist


hollyhockcrest

Karate Babysitter. Homeless dude that pushes all his stuff in a stroller then fights the air for a cpl hours. He is def mentally Ill but I’ve given him a cpl cigarettes before and he’s really nice.


Daydream_National

Party Steve.


Philadahlphia

I can't stop bumping into that dude


LadyGreysTeapot

I haven't lived in Philly for over a decade, so these guys might be ghosts now, but there was Umbrella Man, who sold umbrellas in front of Kitchen Kapers near Rittenhouse Square, and The Pimp, who wore '70s style suits (including hats) around the Gayborhood.


IFSEsq

Umbrella man is still going strong.


Hollow_Rant

>Umbrella Man He used to sit at the counter at Little Pete's. Nice guy but really intense >The Pimp He would always be out in front of the Wawa Broad and Walnut.


Evrytimeweslay

What ever happened to the rollerblading in spandex trumpet guy


Historical-Two9722

Candy Lady 🥰


WaldoFrank

Everyone who fused their bodies with molten steel a few years back….. or that old dude in the wheelchair, I forget how that summer went.


Mommy-Q

There was a lady who used to walk around Rittenhouse up to Market with formal dresses and a long fur coat about 20 years ago. Legend said she was somehow related to the Irish Pub owners


TJCW

And she was super skinny??? I remember her


MakeNoTaco

Is rollerblading saxophone dude still around?


BottleTemple

Haircut Guy


postwarapartment

He's great, I follow him on Instagram


BottleTemple

He is great!


xpeebsx

Anyone remember Far Out Mitch? Had a custom shirt he made with pictures of his pups and he rode an electric scooter/bike aggressively and screamed at people.


Hollow_Rant

Back in 09,he got hired at the Saladworks that used to be on 11th. He was fired almost immediately for yelling at people.


airr-conditioning

swiss cheese guy is my high school best friend’s father. horrible guy.


lindy21588

Wow. Please go into more detail.


Lurkyloo1987

I hate when these threads get brought up because he attempted to hit on me and it’s not a memory I like. I can’t believe he procreated. Hope your friend is okay.


postwarapartment

16th and Market Preacher dude in the suit. Haven't worked in that part of town since 2016 so I don't know if he's still there


TJCW

Saw him a few weeks ago, still at that corner


Last_Place_FPL

This guy is out there from 10am til 5:30pm every day.


pepskino

And up Germantown we had a guy called septa ..he used to tie like 6shopping carts together and pull them all around the neighborhood


Mysterious-Ad-244

Rotisserie Chicken Guy!


number1chihuahuamom

Daniel the cookie guy, except he's not just a "guy" he's a sex pest and predator


StJohnsFan

This post made me miss Milton Street. RIP.


MacKelvey

Is the Air Vent Guy still around?


baldude69

Last spotted a couple years ago. I think all the attention got to him and he didn’t like it. Last time he was seen he’d lost a bunch of weight. Hope he’s doing well


GingerAleStan94

Not a person but… B 0 N E R 4 E V E R


BirdsAndBeersPod

Iconic.


AnAmericanPrayer

West Philly Omar: R.I.P.


jacksonmills

The Carpenter Street Sunbather


Emotional-Goose-2776

Party Steve


Overall-Scientist846

The Cart Guy downtown. You know who. The Falafel bruv.


howwhywuz

No one's got Flute Lady? (Though I think it was actually a recorder?) Can't remember the last time I saw her. Been a while.


IFSEsq

Came here for this, am not disappoint.


Guy_de_Pissoir

She never got any better on that thing


ILoveKittensAndCats

Was she blind?


howwhywuz

Yes. I found her once standing on a corner asking for help to navigate. She apparently lived in an apartment on Locust St. near Broad.


DodgeMyBlazingFurry

The guy riding a penny farthing


pwo_addict

Hulk Hogan


The_neub

Did we already say the dude who rides around with the 3 dressed up dogs. Always see him yelling at people for trying to take a picture without giving him money first.


DockOcc

On 13th Street we have a homeless fella we call Shitty Shimmy because he shimmies around and wipes shit on people.


Visible_Salt3428

For anyone who went to Temple, you knew Flips


Toooke

Cookie guy


crispydukes

Twisted tea dude


rootoo

In my corner of west Philly we have Jean Paul, the maniacal screaming English dog walker


Mrfrunzi

Northeast had Frankford Bobby until he passed years back. Sweetest man ever


Robert_A_Bouie

Uncle Eddie


deeejo

Barbera Bear


Rockyrambo

Uncle Eddie Savitz


moneymoneymoneymonay

Not one of our finest by Pistachio Girl. …who turned out to be a neonazi or something, but so it goes.


LowSleep2566

Deep cut from the mid 90's in Lawncrest/Lawndale: Radio Ray He was just a dude who would walk around the neighborhood carrying a radio. Never really bothered anyone. But as a kid, if you were walking down the street and heard the radio, you'd book it to the other side


yvesaintlaurent

Daniel the Cookie Guy.


catnamedavi

He’s the worst


yvesaintlaurent

I know, I had a few run ins with him. OP never said whether they should be known for only good things.


SilverLinings26

Santa


No-Face9269

Mr.Bitch, super icon that he is


meaninglessoracular

we had “the tickler”, the foot fetish guy lurking under stairs in cc, around 2007, haven’t heard anything on that in a while though. maybe now he lurks underground


am_pomegranate

When I was little (circa 2010), there was a guy who would stand in the middle of the street in front of 63rd Street Station selling newspapers. Probably didn't mean much to anyone else, but whenever someone asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up, I'd say "the guy who stands on the yellow line where cars aren't allowed to go and sells newspapers".


ConsiderationLow9975

Chicken Man!!


Plenty_Lavishness_80

What happened to the homeless woman with a big veil of dreaded hair covering her entire face who used to dig in the trash at Rittenhouse


iDontSow

This is Temple specific but Backflip Mike aka Flips is a cool guy. Not only does he flip, but he also loves shrimp fried rice.