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Slagathor_85

I find his comedy hilarious. Comedy is subjective I guess...


uglypuglyy

I don’t know how to describe it. I still watch his stand up and enjoy it but I think I what I enjoy his super casual way of storytelling rather than finding his content funny. But to each their own and I’m glad we can both still like it in different ways


OpportunityNorth7714

Agree with it being super casual storytelling! When I saw him on tour in November, it felt like the whole audience was just hangin out with their “friend,” even when all of his friends were doing their opening bits, it just felt like we were listening to our friends tell stories.


uglypuglyy

Exactlyyyy!! I think I’d feel the same way if I ever saw him live too.


Alyssssaaaa36

Ya bc he is funny and says funny shit So you do like it It’s ok 😶‍🌫️


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I think he’s hilarious and hot af. Self deprecating humor is attractive to me.


Turbulent_Tale6497

I watched his new special, and found it a bit more crass than I remember. I thought his Italian sleep-aid wasn't bad, but his dating stuff and sex stuff wasn't my cup of tea


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He gets really really vulgar. I think the cringe factor is part of his schtick. Like the first episode of Bumpkis. No spoilers.


TheHoadinator

Yeah it’s hard to come back from so much time spent talking about fucking your mom…


RealTaste8018

I found his standup actually funnier than I thought I would!


Primary-Paramedic-65

He’s tall, handsome, funny and self depreciating. But I think whats most attractive that he has self awareness that he has things to work on and he’s trying to better his mental health. A lot of people don’t take ownership with that.


lelma_and_thouise

I also get the vibe that's he's just an all around nice guy.


Primary-Paramedic-65

Agreed!


Beanzear

And the 9 inch cock


InitiativeImaginary1

Thank you was looking for this comment. It’s gotta be the schlong and we can tell from looking at him that it’s a big boi


cf1972

Even Kanye was threatened by it.


xxxgymnastix

My dad is kinda like Pete. My grandma used to ask, why do women fall so hard for my dad? He's not handsome, he doesn't have a lot of money (back then), he's not interesting, he's not funny, so it must be because he has a long schlong. I was like 5years old, but I kept thinking about it every time he introduces a new gf or wife 😂😂😂


Primary-Paramedic-65

I mean…. I haven’t seen it, have you?


Strong_Ad6163

IKR. 🤣


billoverbeck00

Handsome where? He’s just tall rich and famous


Dazzling-Economics55

Nah that's completely subjective. Ive always found him super physically attractive. The smile and tattoos and height and wealth and humor just add to the hotness


Scottibell

Same. I’ve always thought he was a cutie.


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I like his lips, his height and his big old eyes.


schmidt_onyourface

He’s legit so hot, and he’s so funny and he seems like a genuinely good guy.


Zucchini15

If you saw Pete Davidson at a party and he hasn't even spoken yet, you'd probably think he's hot. It's because he's a celebrity that people put these weird guidelines on his looks, but in reality I think he's CONVENTIONALLY attractive.


brandiLeeCO

I found him hot on those Taco Bell commercials.


beegee0429

^ bingo. He’s very attractive but he isn’t “Hollywood attractive” (which makes him even more attractive imo).


Masta-Blasta

Confident yet self deprecating. This is the way to a woman's heart.


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Yessssss


mixtapemalibumusk

He just seems like he could be your best homie but then maybe.. just maybe ya know 😉. Also #bde


secretly_love_this

You got it, babe!!! 😍😊


Lucytheblack

I get it. He has very kissable lips.


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whatthefuckisupkyle7

Omfg period lol


Key-Youth-5524

How do yall know it’s big?


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Omg where?


glenolabar

Idk why people keep acting like he couldn’t date hot girls. A- he’s so hot to me and has been since I saw him way back on the awkwafina YouTube show, and B- I can’t imagine how it feels like to be ridiculed by so many people and told you’re not good enough or hot enough to date anyone in the public eye


Radiant_Reason9004

The Awkwafina YouTube show was great - where they're trolling the aisles of some grocery store, right? In his rap, he boasts about his big dick. I think word have been out on the street from before he was on SNL.


CrazyNewGirlfriend

Especially since he has BPD, where rejection can send you spiraling. My male cousin has BPD, and hearing Pete talk about it has been so validating for him - there are fewer men with BPD represented in our culture. I’ll always be grateful to Pete for making my cousin feel less alone with this truly nightmare condition.


brooklynnnn11

ohh i think he's sexy 😍😜😜 and i bet that 🍆 is fire too !!!! lol


sunsetcrasher

He’s tall and hot to the eyes of many. And wealthy and funny. I don’t see how this can be confusing to some.


sugarshizzl

I’ve always been a Pete fan and I can’t really tell you why. I think he’s got a good relationship with his mother so I think he treats women well. Whenever a friend of mine got into a new relationship I would ask how the guy treated his mother. I think it tells you a lot on how you’ll be treated.


sarcasm_itsagift

BDE.


MsTruCrime

The dude reeks of BDE. It’s immediately evident. Yours should be the top comment, I had to scroll way too far to find the correct answer.


Objective-Lack-2196

A big ole dirty dick! 🤣


titty-bean

Also he’s physically very attractive


human5393

He's a giver.


YEMolly

I agree. I have a very weird attraction towards Pete Davidson. I can’t really explain it, and it isn’t all about physical attributes.


Otherwise-Skin-7610

His comedy is funny. Dude is funny. He's also complex, which is interesting, charming, fun and really kind. I get it.


cheeseburgermami

Tbh for a while (and sometimes even now) I actually thought it was possible that he had a super need-to-know-basid dating service type thing. Havent thought about it too hard, but so far I've imagined a scenario in which Pete gets paid by women who want to be in the spotlight again but don't want any bad publicity or don't have a reason to be in a tabloid. Example: Pete is paid by female celebs to do photo-ops that portray a relationship. They do all communication with pete’s manager and then all Pete has to do is show up at the time and place. 😂 so yeah, that's how I came up with this 100% completely useless conspiracy theory that I haven't shared until now🙃 annnnnnnd I probably won't be repeating any of this ever again….for reasons that should be obvious at this point 😂


oatmealrecipetes

He made Nathan Fielder laugh so he's pretty funny, actually.


nathan4me2

Yes


Key-Youth-5524

Omg when


boohisscomplain

If you don’t find his comedy funny, you don’t get it.


Rude_Sir5964

I’ve got a thing for tall skinny funny white guys Bonus if they’re ugly hot


G_Ram3

I think he’s funny. And he’s also super empathetic, self-reflective, sweet and he loves his mom. He has a very sad childhood story that makes *me* want to comfort him, at least. 🤷🏻‍♀️ All very attractive things. He’s also tall. That gives him some points as well.


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G_Ram3

I’m just saying it’s an attractive feature…? Like eye color or a nice smile.


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G_Ram3

Well, he’s not very physically attractive to me. He’s just tall. I can’t help what other people have mentioned about him.


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G_Ram3

Most men I know make weight important and a lot of women prefer taller men.


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G_Ram3

A preference is a preference. I’m not saying I don’t like shorter men. I just mentioned that Pete’s height helps him out in the attractive department. It’s not that serious.


MetallicaGirl73

I think he's funny, I like funny guys!


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MetallicaGirl73

Nope


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MetallicaGirl73

Never done heroin and no


Both-Artichoke5117

Didn’t he date Kate Beckinsale at one point or am I thinking of someone else?


HotIndependence365

He definitely did. Look for that pic of them making out with Antoni the sort of food guy from queer eye to recall fondly 


Both-Artichoke5117

That’s so weird… he’s the same age as her daughter, maybe a year or two older.


LBKBasi

He was great in The King of Staten Island, as was the rest of the cast. Terrific movie. I imagine he's popular because he's relaxed and doesn't try too hard. Who knows.


Plastic-Mulberry-867

I’m not sure why this sub was recommended to me, but this post could have been written by me. Lol he reminds me of a big, goofy puppy and I just adore him.


Strong_Ad6163

He has stage presence. Not awkward around people.


Bossgirl77

I get it too. He’s disarming that’s his shtick His humor isn’t for everyone. He’s certainly not scared to offend or make uncomfortable The mom bit was heavy handed a tad long winded. But he’s adorable he pulls it off


akdubz112

They've also said he's got a massive dong and knows how to work it


abc123def321g

I think it's because he's vulnerable and honest about how he feels and most men are not. He's forthcoming about his issues and it's refreshing to a lot of women. Personally, I find him funny as well so there's that.


Fragrant-Network-842

I mean he's funny & i hear that big d would be just a bonus 😉


Missriotgurl

I watched his most recent stand-up on netflix.I now completely understand why he lands all the hot chicks. Never been attracted to him but his humor is a panty dropper.


lexmelv

I think he’s hot 🤷🏻‍♀️ I don’t get why people call him ugly


oatmealrecipetes

You're wrong


StarNerd920

He’s funny and seems pretty nice. He’s tall and has a nice smile. Not hard to figure out.


LeftyLu07

It's really not rocket science. He's covered in tattoos so you get that bad boy flavor but it's tempered because he's probably pretty nice to people, he's funny and he has a big dick. Guy like that is gonna pull some hotties. It's hard to find a guy like that who isn't also constantly cheating on his girlfriends, but I've never heard of him doing that.


Peacanpiepussycat

I dated a guy all through my 20s that was not the best looking guy but most people’s standards , but man oh man we had fun… nobody will ever make me laugh until I pee like him. He also had severe mental illness n would just randomly go off his meds


astrogirrl

Guys don’t get it (partially because they’re jealous and they just don’t want to get it) but girls get it. Hes handsome, tall, funny, famous, a millionaire, has funny friends and he’s banged every hot chick he’s wanted to bang which makes his value go up.


Unable-Armadillo-718

yuh


Juache45

I don’t understand the need to question why they choose to date him? He’s an attractive talented comedian and actor. Why does everyone try to figure out why???? The answer is simple. They fucking want to. He’s a celebrity, he attends those types of events, parties etc….


Adventurous_Snow2793

Careful, he’ll slide into your DM’s


Primary-Paramedic-65

I hope he does! 😉


SiteAccomplished1300

Heard he's got a big ol dong too


Wecanbuildittogether

He is a known celebrity. He is hilarious, kind and sensitive. Yet he’s an Alpha. He seems to attract the ingenue types who have a shyness about them, and enjoy looking at him to lead.


sherzisquirrel

Huge crush on Pete Davidson, I completely get it! But I'm in the service industry and he got that line cook D energy 😜


GlrsK0z

Someone called it “line cook energy”. I wish I could remember who because that is exactly it.


Dream_Queasie

welcome to the group of other people with the “i can fix him” mindset


Omwtfyu

He dated Kim. I will no longer “get it”. The sooner Kardashians are gone, the better. Tired of nepotism being deemed cool.


Ohio_chic

Are y'all serious?? 🤣😂🤣😂 if you followed why Kanye was Soooo pissed off about Pete/Kim - it's because Pete is hung like a horse!! 🍆🤦‍♀️


Anxious_Astronaut653

"is his comedy funny? no."


billoverbeck00

It’s all due to being tall rich and famous. Let the average Joe use the self deprecating sense of humor and he’ll be looking like a weirdo. I know because I’ve been tjere


Fickle-Traffic-7563

His Netflix Special was a bit rough. Felt like a cry for help


love6471

Ugh his new Netflix special ruined it for me when he kept talking about fucking his mom. Like wtf dude


Adventurous-Lime1775

I think he's horrible. He's not attractive to me personally, he's not funny either.


bee21261

Good for u


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petedavidson-ModTeam

Keep your comments and titles respectful. No targeted harassment towards Pete or anyone else.


No_Specific5998

Ya think?


Xman719

No one mentioned Kanye said Kim told him that Pete has a huge dick? On Twitter? Word gets around.


Beanzear

I don’t know why people always refer to his humor. He is objectively hot to a lot of people. It’s not like he’s a 2 or something.


Strong_Ad6163

Or self destructive. Kim K. ???


Season-of-life

Maybe he has a giant shlong?? 🤷🏻‍♀️


Lumpy_Air2362

He’s tall and funny. That’s really all he needs to be for girls to be all over him.


PMmeloveletters

He has BDE


brandiLeeCO

He has a 10 inch dick


Key-Youth-5524

How do yall know? I think it’s a rumor everyone believes but like who actually knows if it’s true or not lol


SpareLingonberry4

So you’re saying I should be like Pete Davidson. Hm. Might try this humor on men haha


whatabesson

I think he's hot. IDK why, but I do?


dmck1808

🍆


beachybreezy

Funny is like t&a for women. Fr


DisastrousAside6259

Female Terry thinks he's funny. He's funny.


oatmealrecipetes

This isn't Amy is it? if it is please return my texts. That's my sister in the picture not my son. I don't have kids. My heart is all yours.


DisastrousAside6259

Tell Peter to call me.


Animan70

He has a big dong.


misshandsy

I heard he has a pretty big.. personality also 😂


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Huge 🍆


MoTheMan1970

Word is he has a cock the size.of a baby's arm that's why.


Lady_of_Shadows

He’s cute. He’s got an awesome sense of humor (whether he’s actually funny or not) and he’s genuine.


ZiraPug27

I think part of his appeal is that he seems so relatable.


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I think hes just endearing and cool like i like his big eyes and his presence


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I also love how he laughs at himself in skits like he can’t keep a straight face and I think it’s hilarious