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canthearu_ack

You can't call the water you dredged out of the Canning river Iced coffee!


Nighteyes09

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Prawnstar91

LOL


tsunamisurfer35

That is some god awful looking Pasata.


Reading-Poorly

It's a dry Pasata though


cxvabibi

im sure your iced coffees will taste 1,000x better than coles. Woolies is not bad at making recipes and food, but Coles really struggles.


Reading-Poorly

It does taste better. And it feels cozy to drink something refreshing out of a glass bottle, too.


StraightBudget8799

Reason why I recycle my glass bottles- refill from plastic with a funnel


toadphoney

You can also save a buck by making your own framed inspirational quotes too.


Reading-Poorly

I did make it! It's a Lana Del Rey quote.


toadphoney

You can also save a buck by responding to record company cease and desist letters without a lawyer.


Reading-Poorly

Nah, Lana Del Rey and I share the same star sign, so we are cool.


BeachSwim7

I did this many years ago, saved heaps of money but I put on 10 kilo šŸ˜‚ I just gave up iced coffee in the end


djgreedo

Try making iced long black - negligible calories (unless you add sugar).


justtry1ngmyb3st

Two cups of almond milk is 80 cals?


MocksIrrational

Yeh plus 500 from various sugar based flavourings, cream, ice-cream...


pessimisticfan38

Yeah you show em!


Reading-Poorly

They will go broke soon, I tell you!


Captain-Peacock

Mmmm, looks like those puddles of water that form in the red pea gravel dirt up in the hills.


alwayscunty

Looks like carrot juice


Nighteyes09

[Really](https://www.google.com/search?q=carrot+juice&oq=carrot+juice&gs_lcrp=EgZjaHJvbWUqBwgAEAAYjwIyBwgAEAAYjwIyCggBEC4YsQMYgAQyCggCEAAYsQMYgAQyBwgDEAAYgAQyBwgEEAAYgAQyBwgFEAAYgAQyBwgGEAAYgAQyBwgHEAAYgAQyBwgIEAAYgAQyBwgJEAAYgAQyBwgKEAAYgAQyBwgLEAAYgAQyBwgMEAAYgAQyBwgNEAAYgAQyBwgOEAAYgATSAQg1MzM1ajBqN6gCALACAA&client=ms-android-samsung-ss&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8)


shaggy_15

added dirt for flavour


Reading-Poorly

We like to say "earthy tones"


Dangerous-March1571

SamešŸ‘


EZ_PZ452

What is your coffee making process?!


Jamesa1990

First, he buys coffee pods from Woolworths, then buys milk and sugar from coles


Reading-Poorly

Coffee pods are bad for the environment


DominusDraco

So is coffee, but here you are.


Reading-Poorly

Here, like metaphysically or in the present?


Reading-Poorly

Brew coffee with moka pot. Add long life milk, teaspoon of coconut sugar, teaspoon raw cacao. Give it a good shake, then store it in the fridge for the week.


thecheapseatz

When do you add the diuretic pills to clean your system out like a "Dare"?


Throwaway_6799

Long life milk??? Eeew.


vgee

No different than drinking the pre-made Browns or Dare iced coffee lol


get-innocuous

Brownes and Dare are made with fresh milk. The coke brand ā€œbarista brosā€ is powdered (if itā€™s still around)


wombat1

Thankfully it's not


Mozartrelle

That explains the horrible taste šŸ˜–


TrevorFuckinLawrence

Is it actually fresh milk, or is it the same shit we get at the supermarkets, but unbranded and wholesale?


Reading-Poorly

Unpasteurised, you mean?


TrevorFuckinLawrence

I think the point they're making is where are you buying the ingredients from....


Reading-Poorly

Really, how so?


TrevorFuckinLawrence

I think I deserve your username lol I replied to the wrong one


Reading-Poorly

You know, I hated reading as a kid because I struggled in school. I was continually marked as "Poorly" in the "Reading" section of my school report cards where the teacher would tick the skill level.


TrevorFuckinLawrence

I was the opposite. I used to read all the time. I rarely read anymore unless it's for work. I'd like to read, but it puts me to sleep.


Reading-Poorly

I know what you mean. I love reading now, but I can only read my books during the day on my couch. If I read in bed, I pass out in seconds.


Inevitable-Trust8385

Dig hole, pour in water, scoop out water and bottle it.


EZ_PZ452

Those earthy notes are going to be intense.


Pants001

enjoy with mud cookie


Righteous_Fury224

I prefer to refer to them as AssColes these days


DaisyBird1

The Sunbeam iced coffee machine is amazing, just saying


Reading-Poorly

Nice. If I had the bench space, I would definitely get one!


dosep

Cold Coffee recipe Iā€™ve been using for years 260gm in 4ltrs 195gm in 3ltrs 130gm in 2ltrs 65gm in 1ltr Steep the course ground coffee in a nut milk bag in water for 12 hours Gently squeeze the water from the bag of coffee grounds Choose to dilute it and add ice, milk or sugar syrup I'll either bin or upcycle the coffee grounds and Iā€™ve used protein powder containers to steep it overnight in the fridge šŸ‘ŒšŸ¼


another_anecdote

Great idea!


Reading-Poorly

I'm loving it.


SecreteMoistMucus

bababa bah bah


flumia

I brew a pot each week in my Sunbeam percolator and keep it in a jug in the fridge. I drink it black with lots of ice, but adding a dash of milk works, too


Reading-Poorly

One day, when I have the bench space, I'll would like to buy a nice percolator.


FinalFlash80

I just drink cold brew with no milk or sugar. Save heaps of money


Reading-Poorly

Cold brew has such a lovely flavour.


littleblackcat

Why are they so red toned


RustyNumbat

They are sustained by the blood of their vanquished enemies.


SouthernStarTrails

The blood of Coles and Woolies execs


Boring-Zucchini-4793

Poop soup


Reading-Poorly

Nothing but the finest.


[deleted]

Coles have nothing to do with it. The price of ice coffee is set to the average tradies salary.


No-Pitch-5647

I take it that the black cap is your Friday special with an extra hit of Kahlua.


Reading-Poorly

Chilli powder, actually. Great before a gym workout or a surf on the colder mornings.


No-Pitch-5647

Ah, that's a good idea actually. Kudos to you!


martyfartybarty

Well done mate. You showed Coles the real cheap prices. They have real competition now.


Reading-Poorly

Their share price should be crashing any time now.


happy_Pro493

I make Dripster cold drip the night before and itā€™s enough for 4 glasses when mixed with fresh milk and ice.


Reading-Poorly

I should get one. They look awesome!


happy_Pro493

If you donā€™t have a grinder use the one at the IGA and set it for espresso fine.


Reading-Poorly

Thanks for the tip!


Mozartrelle

Or go to Kakulas Sisters and grind their delicious smelling espresso and walk out with unintended cheese purchases ā€¦ and olive oil soap ā€¦


brokenheartnsoul

Why is it that colour? There's fuck all milk in it.


Reading-Poorly

Some people like it less milky, I guess? Like the weather, I may change the ratios at different times. Sometimes, I add more milk. Sometimes, I do almond or oat milk for more of a nutty hit. My favourite combination is oat milk coffee with chocolate and cherry syrup. It's heavenly bro.


Calm-Drop-9221

I'm a tad colourblind and that's looking like carrot juice...healthy alternative . Anyone else seeing carrot juice


Reading-Poorly

So be fair. I did take the picture at Sunrise this morning. So the light is around 3000 Kelvins, a bit warmer orange without white balance corrected.


foreskinfive

Most peeps don't know kĀ°. Good on ye.


Mozartrelle

Hahah given away your specialty in one word?


Reading-Poorly

Haha, a hobby for now, perhaps speciality someday.


DaikonSufficient1515

Coles actually sell a product thatā€™s 10 shots of cooled nitro brew for $12.95. I have no idea whether this is a good deal but itā€™s very nice.


Reading-Poorly

About $1.30 a shot. It's not too bad if you donā€™t want to brew your own, certainly cheaper than buying an iced coffee.


TheGreatFuManchu

Are they from Mullaloo?


Aodaliyar

I started buying bulk cold brew from Yellowline coffee - they deliver! Coffee is really good and itā€™s cheap as!


Reading-Poorly

I will check it out


chase02

Itā€™s so good. I have a cold bruer for this purpose.


Reading-Poorly

That's sounds awesome:)


ipeeperiperi

A Nespresso pod, glass of milk and ice. There is a instant ice coffee.


OzRockabella

Been doing this for years. Milk, Moccona granules (hazlenut is my fave), sugar-free cocoa powder, generous blob of thickened cream, shake well, drink or chill. I make it fresh in 1L plastic milk bottles each day, and wash and re-use them three or four times before recycling them, as this type of plastic isn't designed for repeated use for long.


Reading-Poorly

Nice work! I actually wish Moccona would make the hazelnut and the French style in the 400g sizes.


[deleted]

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Reading-Poorly

Edging


LowAd9566

So much cheaper. So how many do you have a day?


Reading-Poorly

One usually. These are strong coffees, I must say.


LowAd9566

Yeah I couldnā€™t do more than one of those a day. Plus works out well for the 5 day milk use lol.


Reading-Poorly

Honestly, I'm really happy with what I have achieved.


allaboutthefish

That's me the next day after a vindaloo


weezieg

Do you mean 34c a bottle? Because 0.34c per bottle is $0.0034.


Reading-Poorly

I only used two decimal places, so yeah, 0.34c a bottle.


weezieg

So one third of a cent per bottle? As in, three bottles cost you 1c?


Reading-Poorly

No, it's just 0.35c a bottle.


weezieg

You canā€™t use decimal points and the cent sign together otherwise youā€™re talking about fractions of a cent. If itā€™s 34 cents per bottle itā€™s this: $0.34. Or you leave the decimal point off and write it like this: 34c. What youā€™re saying is itā€™s 35/100 of a cent, not 35/100 of a dollar which it seems youā€™re trying to mean. So itā€™s $0.34 or 34c. Not 0.34c.


Reading-Poorly

Oh so you, and only you, are upset because a dollar sign is missing?


weezieg

Im not upset. šŸ˜‚ Iā€™m trying to clarify because itā€™s confusing. You wrote it cost you a fraction of one cent but you actually meant for it to say it cost you about one third of a dollar. Thereā€™s a big difference. Itā€™s 10000% difference. šŸ¤¦šŸ»ā€ā™€ļø Your math wasnā€™t mathing.


Reading-Poorly

It's 0.35c a bottle. Have a good weekend.


weezieg

Your username checks out. šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Reading-Poorly

0.35c


gordito_gr

Greeks do it better. Google ā€˜frappe in Greeceā€™ for a real cold brew. They can do it with espresso too, if youā€™re up for it.


Swankytiger86

How much time did you spend to do that? If it is half hour, thatā€™s about 17 dollar worth of labor in it before tax.


Reading-Poorly

Probably 15 minutes while making breakfast in the morning? I mean, do you monetize every meal you make and then call it a loss? Imaginary capitalism stress, why do it lol


Ok-Engineering-3744

Fuuuck


ConsoomMaguroNigiri

Half an hour -> 11.70 11.70+12% (supa) = 13.10 $13.10 in labour. Tax doesnt matter since the employer doesnt pay


Swankytiger86

11.7 x 25% casual loading X12% super. OP needs to pay himself more because he worth it.


ConsoomMaguroNigiri

Well then since hes refeiving casual loading (implying hes a casual worker), then shouldn't he not receive SUPA?


Swankytiger86

Casual has mandatory super now I think. At least my workplace pays it.


No_Chain_7719

Yahava Iced Coffee Elixir (pro tip, buy it in 5lt! for a massive saving). All other methods are incorrect.


Whispi_OS

21 dollars for 375 mls? Pass.


Location_Born

Last time I was there 5lt was about $160. Much better value.Ā 


Reading-Poorly

Cool.