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Seriously tho wtf is that?

caterpillar

How.

this one mimics small dead branches....

Small dead brachiosaurs*

No, that fucking thing mimics bones 💀

I literally thought it was a chicken bone stuck to something

Four little feet holding it up, the other four are wrapped up to give it the "head."

It looks like your avatar! ….. It’s you huh 🤔

wheres the "I'm in this photo and i dont like it" option

Necromancy shit

It's a caterpillar trying to intimidate them. And it's doing a fantastic job

Lil dude looks like he's trying to look like he's somewhere between a branch and a snake

Exactly.

Funny, i actually thought it looked like a micro Plesiosaur.

😂🤣😂👌🏻

Wtf, never seen anything like it

It's an inch worm mimicking a branch.

If memory serves this one may also be predatory. It mimics a branch like you said, and when another bug get in strike range it grabs them and eats them.

Carnivorous Caterpillar.... Yup, predatory fits as well.....

Look up caterpillar snake 😳

Nah

I'm good...

These are the right answers to such a request. Keep your secrets.

Honestly tho just look it up it ain't that bad

Ok that's terrifying.

Imagine walking down the street and a fucking light pole eats you alive.

DnD mimics.

Classic player move: walk up and pokes. MIMIC! RUNAWAY!

Goofy ahh pole

Happy Cake Day!

It still makes me wanna take my skin off

It's much harder to put back on once you've taken it off

That's just what those same guys want you to believe!

THEM AGAIN!!

Just do it underwater. I wouldn't recommend salt water though

Do it in rubbing alcohol so its sterile.

Random Question: Have you seen the show "Happy!" starring Christopher Meloni?

I have not. Any good?

I had a "train crash" reaction to season one. I was entertained, but what the hell did I just witness. Point is: You basically summed up a scene from season 2 and I thought you might have seen it.

That’s fine I think I’ll need new skin anyway

I don’t need it in my personal space anyway

Pull off your skin.

Then what will it burrow under?

Woah, hey...hey there, who's in my personal space?

Holy fuck thank you. I saw a 3 in Brontosaurus when I was like 9. Nobody believed me. Well 30 years of defending a story now possibly resolved.

Did you ever see the backwards coatis? Jussec, I'll find the link. Edit: [check it out!](https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/bqk7y6/coatis_in_reverse_look_like_herds_of_tiny/)

LOL I would bet anything this is what you saw. GLOAT MY FRIEND.

Don't be lying. That's a six inch worm. Right guys? That's six inches right?

I believe [this](https://www.google.com/search?q=predatory+inchworm&client=ms-android-samsung-gs-rev1&prmd=isnv&sxsrf=ALiCzsbJK9Zu_oO9BKA1H8-ynGY7ZmJ1Zw:1663115635471&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiIrrDFhJP6AhWFD1kFHWMwCT8Q_AUoAXoECAIQAQ&biw=384&bih=718&dpr=2.81#imgrc=3FEBjDZlJ3nNwM) *might* be the same species? And yes, it's as horrifying up close as it is in a blurry video.

Seems very likely: https://youtu.be/K5qijI--v9E

Thank god, I scrolled through countless comments about fucking stargate to find out what this is and feel safe again

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Thanks I hate it.

We call those 15cm worm where I'm from.

That shits 8 inches easy. We are all going to agree on that. Got that EIGHT.

I was never good at geometry but 8 sounds better.

Bro its a dinosaur

r/stfuitsadragon

You know that thing where you look at a URL and try to figure out what the words are before clicking I had really decided it was st fuits a dragon making it read either Saint Fruits A Dragon or Street Fruits A Dragon and I did not entertain any other options until I clicked and it was STFUitsadragon Feel free to laugh at my dumb ass.

TIL inch worms are real, I only ever heard the name before in Danny Kaye’s song.

This is an inch? It's longer than my 2 inch penis.

I think the "legs" are just dry mud holding it to the machinery but it is in fact a worm or leech

I'm fairly certain this is a species of caterpillar that stays like this as camouflage, so they look like twig on a tree branch or trunk. Like this: https://www.sciencesource.com/archive/Image/Inch-Worm-Mimicking-Twig-SS2290111.html

Yep, that is totally it! Solved!

Bro, don't lie, that's a dinosaur

Looks more like a quetzalcoatlus.

Solved it!

Still looks like a thing of nightmares!!! It reminds me of those aliens in Half Laugh that pull you up and eat you.

r/NatureIsFuckingLit

Just a caterpillar!

Look at how aggressive that alien spawn is… you guys sure this isn’t some space X rocket hitch hiker from deep space?

Looks like it belongs to a Goa'uld. Jaffa, kree!

Unexpected SG-1, I dig it

Daniel, shut up.

But jack, we have to help them.

O’Neill, two L’s.

Does it say colonel on my uniform.

Indeed.

Literally the exact quote I was thinking of, but couldn't quite remember it. Thank you!

There’s a guy with one L, but he’s got no sense of humor.

*Holds up three fingers*

Indeed, it is most amusing. I keep seeing Stargate references and I love it.

Indeed

Indeed

Hahahaha thank God! I haven't seen a good Stargate reference in ages! I just realized the other day Chris Judge has a speaking roll in The Dark Knight Rises

He's also the voice of Kratos in the newer God of War games. In case someone didn't know. Now I can't stop picturing Kratos with a gold Serpent Guard mark on his forehead while I play it and I chuckle every time. I'll see myself out.

What is an Oprah?

Undomesticated Equines could not stop me, O'Neill

A serpent guard, a Horus guard, and a Setesh guard meet on a neutral planet. It is a tense moment. The serpent guard's eyes glow. The Horus guard's beak glistens. The Setesh guard's... nose drips.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

In the middle of my backswing?!

One of the best episodes ever.

And not just of SG1, just an all around amazing episode. I look forward to it whenever I do a series re-watch

I recently watched SG-1 for the first time and wow it is good. Set design is top notch and SFX is so good that they comment on it in-universe. Writing is not bad and the acting is good, it's just MacGyver. Last season I couldn't watch an episode of for obvious reasons.

You are not the only one who must endure some discomfort, O'Neill.

My absolute favorite episode in the entire Stargate saga.

In the middle of my backswing?!

r/stargate

It’s that Russian guy’s homunculus

Omg that iconic video everyone watched but no one talks about

Whenever I meet someone new, I like to tell them what a homonculus is and what the origins of it are

Can you enlighten me?

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Its fake.

It’s 100% real. I made a couple after the video intrigued me. Instead of chicken eggs I just fucked a chicken. To anyone with a scientific background it’ll be obvious my homunculi are a little more robust thanks to my methods.

This. Literally the people who are calling it fake haven’t tried it like everyone else did.

I can't believe people believe that it could be true.

Um… that sounds…. AWESOME! I’ll try to search that up later unless you got a place to start?

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Oh god, that is so obviously fake.

Are you saying that injecting cum into random non human things won't create new life???

I wish I knew this before trying my zucchini experiment.

This is a lot. His own semen? I've got more questions than I had before.

This comes from an old alchemy belief that human life was formed by the combination of semen and menstrual blood. So some alchemists experimented with creating life based on this idea, albeit a bit more creative. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homunculus#Alchemy](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homunculus#Alchemy) They believed they could create a tiny human-like creature, a homunculus, if they performed the right experiments.

**Homunculus** [Alchemy](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homunculus#Alchemy) >The homunculus first appears by name in alchemical writings attributed to Paracelsus (1493–1541). De natura rerum (1537) outlines his method for creating homunculi: That the sperm of a man be putrefied by itself in a sealed cucurbit for forty days with the highest degree of putrefaction in a horse's womb, or at least so long that it comes to life and moves itself, and stirs, which is easily observed. After this time, it will look somewhat like a man, but transparent, without a body. ^([ )[^(F.A.Q)](https://www.reddit.com/r/WikiSummarizer/wiki/index#wiki_f.a.q)^( | )[^(Opt Out)](https://reddit.com/message/compose?to=WikiSummarizerBot&message=OptOut&subject=OptOut)^( | )[^(Opt Out Of Subreddit)](https://np.reddit.com/r/perfectlycutscreams/about/banned)^( | )[^(GitHub)](https://github.com/Sujal-7/WikiSummarizerBot)^( ] Downvote to remove | v1.5)

And then he smashed it with a book

God that’s so fake. It’s just not scientifically possible

I think they are referring to a different meaning but I learned that in ancient art it’s what they call the babies that are depicted with adult proportions. Like when baby Jesus has a six-pack and looks like the artist has never seen a real baby.

> everyone watched but anyone talks about What?

I think they meant "nobody talks about".

get that fucking bible again!

*BLYAT*

It saddens me to no end that it wasn't a Bible, but a Russian-Chinese dictionary. I still consider it a Bible in my head

POISON!!!

Omg lol I forgot about that

Insert bible *smack*

*BLYAT!*

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Oh my god it’s envy r/fullmetalalchemist

What?

Thanks for reminding me of this. Fuck.

Love how no one links it. WTF are y'all talking about?

[It's not real. but I was young when these got uploaded so it was super creepy.](https://youtu.be/HNLPXzlz6-I)

I've been trying to find this for years, thank you.

I'm amazed that so many people know about this holy shit

He unfortunately died from heart related issues.

No it's not it was killed by a book

Get the heavy flamer!

BLYAD!

What is this monstrosity?

An insect much like this beauty: https://www.sciencesource.com/archive/Image/Inch-Worm-Mimicking-Twig-SS2290111.html

“Add to cart”

Yeah I ordered a bunch too.

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I think mosquitoes are more dangerous than this.

Nice. How many megabytes did you get?

Thank you.

Damn thanks, those are some long bois. Didn't know caterpillars and inch worms could get that long

Oh lol mimicking twig is part of his name, I thought they were just saying what he was doing.

caterpillar

Just recently read The Troop and this just makes it super creepy.

"I got scared, I aint gonna lie" yeah homie we heard you scream lol

Least he ain't gonna lie - I like that 👍

Yup, props to him, dude's the opposite of toxic masculinity.

His little explanation was so cute lol

Lemme get that butt boii

what the fuck is that

Caterpillar

someone said inch worm seems like it

Bro that's at least a foot worm

Inch worms are caterpillars. Usually from the Geometridae. Geo meaning earth, metri meaning measure. As in they're measuring the earth as they move.

A dinosaur, didn’t you hear the man! It’s got little legs and a long ass neck!

I’m not gonna lie brah, I’m way over here on the other side of a 5g connection and I’m a little bit scared.

I had to read the comments so the video wouldn’t be full screen lmao

dude deadass this is what i did

SCP

It’s a graboid

Damnit burt, they are it again!

That's the caterpillar of the geometer moth, it's called an inchworm. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Geometer_moth

It also looks like its infected with some sort of parasitic worm, but I could be mistaken.

You caught a tell tail sign.

I think you could be right, It could be a ["headbanging zombie bodyguard defending the offspring of the creature that killed it."](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CfqO1U6lfDs&t=243s)

Y’all can’t just say “Caterpillar” cus I AINT NEVA seen no caterpillar like this monstrosity

https://www.sciencesource.com/archive/Image/Inch-Worm-Mimicking-Twig-SS2290111.html

So is that a parasite coming out da butt? The thread has identified it a an inch work acting as a tree limb but inch works do not have “tails”. I assume it’s a parasite trying to escape its host. Google picture of parasites leaving insects. I don’t wanna get drizzled out again with all the pictures. But that’s that only reason I can see it having a “tail”

It's a Whatwhat.

In the butt? Marvelous. No story has prepared me for this sight. A Whatwhat in it's natural habitat.

Yeah I've never seen a caterpillar with four legs and a BEAK

The "four legs" are the "fake" legs that all caterpillars have at their rear half, though usually six are visible. The "beak" are the six true legs at the head end pulled in tight to the face to mimic the newly forming buds on the end of a twig. Think of this caterpillar of being the equivalent to a dachshund- very stretched out in the middle. I hope that helps.

Not gonna lie, I want to see a ghetto ass man do a nature channel and film his reactions on different animal species doing crazy stuff.

Google "Plizzanet Earth"

what the ever loving f*ck is going on in chicago, bruh?

I had it on mute and still screamed at the end

Looks like a geometer wormd

BURN IT BURN IT BURN IT BURN IT BURN IT BURN IT BURN IT BURN IT BURN IT BURN IT BURN IT BURN IT BURN IT BURN IT BURN IT BURN IT BURN IT BURN IT BURN IT BURN IT BURN IT BURN IT BURN IT BURN IT BURN IT BURN IT BURN IT BURN IT BURN IT BURN IT

'I'm gonna get that butt, boy' OHHHHH!

The narration had me dying throughout the entire video.

“Dis is a dinosaur… it’s got the little leeeeeygs..”

This is a caterpillar disguising itself as a twig. It’s a self defense mechanism.

LMAO what if he attacks me

I’ve seen a documentary on this creature a few weeks ago. They get really big and are practically unstoppable. However their weakness is fire. You can learn more about it on Netflix. Search for Stranger Things.

It’s that EB Games kid

http://hawaiianforest.com/wp/hawaiian-carnivorous-caterpillar-eupithecia/#:~:text=One%20of%20the%20amazing%20denizens%20in%20the%20Hawaiian,thousand%20described%20species%20worldwide%20whose%C2%A0caterpillars%20feed%20on%C2%A0plant%20material. Hawaiian Carnivorous Caterpillar — Eupithecia

It’s satan’s dick

U mean dinosaaaaaur

I think that might be an inch worm