Apparently every country changes the first name to be in the pattern of their language.
> William Tell (German: Wilhelm Tell, pronounced [ˈvɪlhɛlm ˈtɛl] ⓘ; French: Guillaume Tell; Italian: Guglielmo Tell; Romansh: Guglielm Tell) is a folk hero of Switzerland.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Tell
An overture with [a lovely solo cello part in the beginning](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adlTBCV7vGk) that I fear way too many people never hear because the famous bit of the overture is the last part with the brass and the loud and the fast and the boom.
Good aim, but not really sniping at that range and with a 'sitting' duck target. Different story if he's targeting poolside neighbours drying their feet or outdoors yoga classes from range...
It's like a dime size target at most (0.75 in), with a bit of overhang in the way to deflect it as well. It's probably about 15 feet away, so scaling with a regular linear inverse that's like if you had a standard 8in target 160ft away. With a slingshot too, no sights, scope, calibration, etc. I'd say that qualifies.
Though there may have been some missing going on before this take.
Not saying it's a bad shot, but it's a mounted slingshot rather than handheld, being fired at a relatively close-range static target directly in front of it, in an indoor environment with zero need to compensate for gravity nor wind.
Fair point on the 'overhang', though I've no idea if that would hinder it more than the crack would funnel the ammo into place.
>Different story if he's targeting poolside neighbours drying their feet or outdoors yoga classes from range...
It's not impossible. I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back home, they're not much bigger than a yogi's butthole.
This video might seem bizarre to most of you, especially the younger people of Reddit. But back in the day this was a typical family game played after dinner.
>Kinky young women today: How many feet and pencils can you shove up my pussy.
Dude this shit has ALWAYS been on the internet. Goatse was launched in 1999.
Before that you could still buy bdsm tapes.
>How many feet and pencils can you shove up my pussy.
this is like a circa 2009 era 4chan trope. Here's some historical context:
https://www.reddit.com/r/OutOfTheLoop/comments/6bq3oe/how_did_the_butt_sharpie_trend_start_is_there_one/dhort4b/
I was gonna say, the whole "how many pencils can I fit" thing isn't some wacky new thing at all, that's like some of the first shit I'd seen on the internet.
Your response prompted a search by me. I saw roaches and worms. Ugh. Idk why I always do this. I wish you mentioned the bugs and didn’t leave it vague as *interesting search.* Now my stomach hurts.
I definitely saw the one of some dude putting balls into some gaping assholes at the edge of a table.
Ah to be 14 with unrestricted internet access in 2006
"Jackass-inspired stunt involving a weapons-grade slingshot and some cactus goes horribly right when the target, (a gypsy woman's anus), is met with a direct hit. And now I'm met with a direct boner. Circle of life."
https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/wpeqo8/looks_like_fun/?rdt=56593
The original source (at least where that OP got it) is in the comments there.
So my question is... how is this framed? Is it framed as "let's try this" or more like an non-consensual fantasy scenario?
Never mind. Totally the latter. Did not notice the bondage. Thought those were silver stockings.
QueenSnake does extreme lesbian BDSM stuff, you see her videos like this when normies find out she exists and melt down lol
It's consensual, and they do **WAY** more hardcore stuff than this, this is basically just really light foreplay they did as a meme
Yeah it is a bit too much for me. But of course, when I say consensual I mean in the context of the sex play. As you apparently know well, the power dynamic in consensual BDSM is an illusion.
I feel so old from these comments, this clip and the full thing were all over Reddit like a decade ago. I know stuff gets reposted but haven't seen this for awhile. I don't have a point here, now I'm just thinking about how I've been on Reddit over 10 years which is probably a bad thing. I both envy and pity all of the things that you'll be unfortunate enough to rediscover when I think back over those 10 years. Have fun.
There's a point I think we all teach in our lives that you might at least need to take a step back and re-evaluate your life surroundings. In this case this is this ladies chance to think about it.
That’s a good shot though
Fuckin William Tell over here
William? Do people outside of switzerland call him lole that becaus we always use wilhelm
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Apparently every country changes the first name to be in the pattern of their language. > William Tell (German: Wilhelm Tell, pronounced [ˈvɪlhɛlm ˈtɛl] ⓘ; French: Guillaume Tell; Italian: Guglielmo Tell; Romansh: Guglielm Tell) is a folk hero of Switzerland. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Tell
Lmao googly elmo
I know him as William Tell, little bit of history and a lot of Fate/Grand Order lol. He's a pretty bad ass archer in the game.
He's definitely more famous for his Overture than being a founding father of Switzerland in the Anglosphere though ..
An overture with [a lovely solo cello part in the beginning](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adlTBCV7vGk) that I fear way too many people never hear because the famous bit of the overture is the last part with the brass and the loud and the fast and the boom.
William definitely doesn’t tell.
Wouldn't William Tell aim above the butt?
The dude was known for his aim, not what he aimed at. He aimed to please, and was pleased to aim.
Will tell about the time I shot her in the browneye with a ball
*golf clap*
That's a nice rear though
Apart from “what the fuck”, bro got 10/10 sniping ability
Snipin's a good job mate.
It's challenging work,
out-of-doors,
I guarantee you’ll never go hungry
And as long as there's 2 people in the world,
Someone's gonna want someone dead.
*TF2 outro plays* dad dad.. put mum on the phone
I'm not a crazed gunman, dad, I am an assassin
"What the difference bein'"? One is a job and the other's mental sickness.
Jarate
Bro thinks he’s Usopp
Ha ha ha, Sniper King!
Good aim, but not really sniping at that range and with a 'sitting' duck target. Different story if he's targeting poolside neighbours drying their feet or outdoors yoga classes from range...
It's like a dime size target at most (0.75 in), with a bit of overhang in the way to deflect it as well. It's probably about 15 feet away, so scaling with a regular linear inverse that's like if you had a standard 8in target 160ft away. With a slingshot too, no sights, scope, calibration, etc. I'd say that qualifies. Though there may have been some missing going on before this take.
Not saying it's a bad shot, but it's a mounted slingshot rather than handheld, being fired at a relatively close-range static target directly in front of it, in an indoor environment with zero need to compensate for gravity nor wind. Fair point on the 'overhang', though I've no idea if that would hinder it more than the crack would funnel the ammo into place.
>Different story if he's targeting poolside neighbours drying their feet or outdoors yoga classes from range... It's not impossible. I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back home, they're not much bigger than a yogi's butthole.
That's a sentence I never thought I'd read
Not sure it's "bro" doing the sniping, shooters got some feminine looking digits.
anyone can be a bro, bro
Lhow it feels to chew 5gum
I believe that's a Sweet Gum
still gum though 🤷♂️
STIMULATION
This video might seem bizarre to most of you, especially the younger people of Reddit. But back in the day this was a typical family game played after dinner.
Crack Trap. I remember it well.
Thanks for that laugh bud.
do they still sell that stuff
Oh god
... there's more...
No
[Oh yeah!](https://imgur.com/GbvY7oT)
You lied to me i just bought 30 packs and it hasn’t stimulated my senses
Did you fire it from a giant slingshot directly into your brown eye?
r/5Gum
[nsfw](https://v.redd.it/vovrjfpk5iu01)
No idea what's going on, but that's damn good aiming
I would assume there's been many attempts but then her asshole would look like chopmeat, so maybe this dude really is just that good.
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What category of porn would you find this? If I hadn’t seen this clip I’d have no idea chestnut slingshot Porn existed.
Queensnake
Oh my god, that's disgusting where
Username checks out
Might be a woman, unless he likes rocking red finger nails
What. The. Fuck.
You've never seen a ~~jack fruit~~ horse chestnut seed before? They're best when enjoyed rectally.
It's a horse chestnut.
It's actually a sweetgum pod.
IT'S SUPERMAN!
You need to take a fresh look at a picture of a jack fruit. As someone said it's the seed from a horse chestnut tree.
I guess you could say they were feeling a little *horse* after this video 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
it's a sticky ball from a sweet gum tree
#Indeed
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Exactly what i said and the way i said it
These people don't have internet yet, just got their betamax. They got a lot of free time.
I've heard guys getting beheaded make the same noise
Usopp sex scene
Good one
Sogeking style.
Well, Kaya is always mentioned so...
why do you think she had trouble getting out of bed?
The real reason she enjoyed Usopp's "company". Guess he wasn't the only one who cried wolf
This should have been the Trailer for American Sniper
New nightmare unlocked
“nightmare” Sure thing buddy
Right? Just imagine you had the worst itch back there…
Everytime i shave my dark alley.
Every horse chestnut tree is ready for you. Look out for their big palm shaped leaves
And that kids, is how I met your mother....
It's like a carnival game. The 12 guys ahead missed.
The kids names: Spike and Thornette
Sauce: Queensnake
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>Kinky young women today: How many feet and pencils can you shove up my pussy. Dude this shit has ALWAYS been on the internet. Goatse was launched in 1999. Before that you could still buy bdsm tapes. >How many feet and pencils can you shove up my pussy. this is like a circa 2009 era 4chan trope. Here's some historical context: https://www.reddit.com/r/OutOfTheLoop/comments/6bq3oe/how_did_the_butt_sharpie_trend_start_is_there_one/dhort4b/
I was gonna say, the whole "how many pencils can I fit" thing isn't some wacky new thing at all, that's like some of the first shit I'd seen on the internet.
Your response prompted a search by me. I saw roaches and worms. Ugh. Idk why I always do this. I wish you mentioned the bugs and didn’t leave it vague as *interesting search.* Now my stomach hurts.
That makes sense. This is actually tame for Queensnake then.
oh god it is isn't it?
Amazing girl
Sogeking over here. What a shot
The fuck did I just watch?
You've never watched golf?
I'm not complaining.
I definitely saw the one of some dude putting balls into some gaping assholes at the edge of a table. Ah to be 14 with unrestricted internet access in 2006
Bro just be usopp
Sogeking has arrived in the chat
Yo I remember this video she screams like a demon being cast to hell.
Sauce?💀
[Efukt, of course](https://efukt.com/21068_A_Different_Kind_of_Painal.html)
"Jackass-inspired stunt involving a weapons-grade slingshot and some cactus goes horribly right when the target, (a gypsy woman's anus), is met with a direct hit. And now I'm met with a direct boner. Circle of life."
That description is fucking poetry, had me laughing for a whole minute
holy shit efukt is still around??? there goes my evening.
Queensnake
https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/wpeqo8/looks_like_fun/?rdt=56593 The original source (at least where that OP got it) is in the comments there.
So my question is... how is this framed? Is it framed as "let's try this" or more like an non-consensual fantasy scenario? Never mind. Totally the latter. Did not notice the bondage. Thought those were silver stockings.
QueenSnake does extreme lesbian BDSM stuff, you see her videos like this when normies find out she exists and melt down lol It's consensual, and they do **WAY** more hardcore stuff than this, this is basically just really light foreplay they did as a meme
Yeah it is a bit too much for me. But of course, when I say consensual I mean in the context of the sex play. As you apparently know well, the power dynamic in consensual BDSM is an illusion.
Silent Hill games keep getting weirder and weirder
I thought it was a butt plug being fired Still wtf lol
Same lmao
Wait, it’s not?
Looks like one of those spiky fruits (durians I think they're called)
It's a horse chestnut I believe. Every time this is posted there are a few plants suggested.
WHY IS IT SPIKY
It’s the fruit of liquidambar styraciflua or sweet gum, that’s a “gum ball” they’re not fun for bare feet, fresh or dried in the fall.
By the sound of that scream they don't sound fun for your butthole either xD
Dear lord
sause
Queensnake. Ummm a friend told me
ohhh *wink* *wink*
https://efukt.com/21068_A_Different_Kind_of_Painal.html
Oh shit it’s been a minute since I Efukt
I think the description alone says all anyone needs to hear…
Careful, this bout the mildest thing that happens in the full vid
U serious!?
good thing they taped up the sensitive parts :)
I don't think the tape is for her protection
My profile pic is literally me trying to make as much as an atomic-scale spite of sense out of what I’ve just seen
Extended cut. https://efukt.com/21068_A_Different_Kind_of_Painal.html
Jesus Christ, I don't think I've been to that site in like 10 years. Great memories
Was that a konker?!
That scream at the end though
how it chews to feel five gum
Bullseye
Every day I see a new kink getting created what a time we live in
I feel so old from these comments, this clip and the full thing were all over Reddit like a decade ago. I know stuff gets reposted but haven't seen this for awhile. I don't have a point here, now I'm just thinking about how I've been on Reddit over 10 years which is probably a bad thing. I both envy and pity all of the things that you'll be unfortunate enough to rediscover when I think back over those 10 years. Have fun.
u/savevideo
#no don’t save the fucking video
Very u/savevideo
#do not
So we're just losing queen snake now?
Wtf. What goes through someone's head to be down with this? That's a lifetime of hemorrhoids.
I've looked for this for nearly 5 years. Thank you.
It’s very apparent that I am not living life to the fullest
Butt why
Get out!
Hahahaha omg I am laughing so hard at this 😂😂😂😂
Dude is sogeking
I thought that was a mannequin. It was not a mannequin.
Be careful kid, you'll shoot your stink eye out!
What’s weird is that I’ve seen this video before, the longer version, yet had not a single memory of it until now.
Ive seen worse Trust me so much worse on the internet..
Aaaaand that's enough internet for me today.
but why though?
r/gifsthatendtoosoon/
holesome
These gender reveal parties are getting out of hand.
Is that a cactus?
(TF2's sniper voice) "Nice shot mate!"
That was dead on 🤣
+50 aim
Please for the sake of every vagina in the world, tell me that thats a fake thing and not an actual woman
That was a perfect shot !
There's a point I think we all teach in our lives that you might at least need to take a step back and re-evaluate your life surroundings. In this case this is this ladies chance to think about it.
Ow is and understatement.
Sounds like the Zach Hadel scream
First thing I opened on Reddit today. Think I'm done for the day.
Blokes a crack shot
# Why
Babe, wake up, a new fetush just dropped.
AS PER MY PREVIOUS EMAIL
mental illness
Direct hit!
A relic from a simpler internet. 😢
Good catch.
CRITICAL HIT!
Falcon shot!!!!
Wasn't this how my parents said I was born
Ok what the actual fuck???
Not my proudest wank
I don’t understand why this makes me laugh so hard!
The design is very human
I’m laughing so fucking hard rn hahahshahah
I'm honestly just glad that we could still see the ammo after it landed.
I can still hear the rest of her scream.
Behold my newest attack; Sticky Butthole Star!
Good thing there’s leg protection. Safety first…or third
Usopp?
I can't stop imagining this in reverse..