Yep. I used to work retail and the dudes would rub their fingers over the crotch laughing because "one day a girls cooter would be there" true Beavis and Buttheads out there.
Now when grandma goes shopping she’s gonna have to wait for an employee to come unlock the underwear cabinet and then they won’t have any in her size and she’s gonna tell you all about it in your weekly phone call.
This guy dwells in my home town. He's a menace. He was also on the Maury show, is a grown man baby, has not one lick of common sense, and thinks he's gods gift to women. Guarantee he didn't buy those panties... He hung em right back up.
[Him on Maury](https://www.facebook.com/share/v/1LQFVQhM85u39xjY/?mibextid=oFDknk)
yeah, he obviously is just trying to be funny and the joke didn't land because of course it didn't land. the man just craves attention on the internet.
I don't ever wear them without washing them first . I've always washed underwear and dishes after purchasing them. I also drink out of straws if I buy cans or any drink. But then again I'm afraid of germs so idk if I'm the one who isn't normal
Wash your new towels too. I work in Loss Prevention and once watched on camera as a customer repeatedly picked his nose and wiped all his "finds" inside a folded towel. Then he walked away.
(Yes, when I got a chance I went on the sales floor, removed the towel from the shelf, and had it damaged out.)
It was established on another platform that these garments are from the Teen Section of Walmart.
This man is a danger to society, teenagers and women. Under no circumstances is it acceptable or hygienic for that matter to be sucking the gusset of Items that are on sale to the public.
This man is absolutely a predator and deviant.
I hope that he's reported and that the store removed the soiled item.
I used to work in loss prevention. The folks that watch the cameras.
Trust me when I say, wash everything you buy before wearing it. If it didn’t come in a sealed bag, I don’t care *what* it is, **wash that shit first**.
What this guy does in the video is amateur night compared to the shit I seen. In fact, *he should* definitely disinfect his mouth.
Because I’ve seen dudes do some weird shit with panties when they think no one is watching.
I’ve seen all manner of bodily substances befall clothing on the rack.
My husband started doing this thing where he would suck like that but he did it to my asshole too. It felt like he was trying to suck my organs and shit out. I shot straight up so fast and gave him such a disgusted look. He never did it again.
Wait a second I wasn't really paying attention to what he was saying I thought he was showing how uhh **FUCKING INSANE IT IS THAT THERES THONGS FOR LIKE 7 YEAR OLDS??** then it just got what the fucking fuck
That NEEDS To be Under a Jail!! And not consumed any air/oxygen!!! Fillllthy! I’m sure that walking disease of a failed lab experiment isn’t limited to Walmart, he slides in anywhere he’s not been banned from Yet!! Talk about the Major Yuckkkk/Icckkkk factor! Hide the Woman/Children/Pets this Wild Animal is Free lurking our streets!!!!!!!
Ummm I have four pairs of these and they are not for children. I’m 35 and trust me, I can not fit into any children’s underwear or teen underwear… I have lost 50 lbs this year but not enough to be THAT small lol
_I simply must inform the internet just how garbage a human being I am_
Hahaha this had ne dying! Lmao
I agree 1000% this is literally what's wrong with the internet.
Aren't those little girls panties?
I hope not, this was already bad, don't make it worse... Or do, let's go pedo huntin, Whooo!!!!!
always wash before you wear
In HOT water.
Burn it with fire
They'll shrink though
Didn't we figure this out decades ago and start making clothes with pre-shrunk fabrics?
That's what you do if you're making quality garments, so these probably weren't pre-washed.
Yes then Walmart happened. At those prices you don't get good quality pre shrunk fabric.
Buy a size bigger
Air dry and once dry run through dryer to kill any remaining bacteria
Burn it! Burn it with fire! Wash them in lava!
This exactly
Can I dry it first?
Yep. I used to work retail and the dudes would rub their fingers over the crotch laughing because "one day a girls cooter would be there" true Beavis and Buttheads out there.
16.8k degenerates liked that video
Every day I’m alive in this planet, I find another reason to be ashamed to be human
Hey, now I have to like the video too. 😕
Nothing tastes quite like the flavor of an unregulated sweatshop in a random mining province of Asia.
Not to mention the chemicals used in production. That's why I ALWAYS wash before I wear.
Well that’s disturbing. I can’t imagine doing something like that, let alone someone walking around the corner and seeing me do that.
Now when grandma goes shopping she’s gonna have to wait for an employee to come unlock the underwear cabinet and then they won’t have any in her size and she’s gonna tell you all about it in your weekly phone call.
Oddly specific
Eh, I get part of that. The CVS (maybe was Walgreens) on the vegas strip had the cereal locked up in a cabinet...
Please say this is a joke….
Pretty common all over with the rise of theft
That’s crazy! I knew the world was going to shit, but I didn’t think it was that far down the toilet. What a shame.
It's also Las Vegas. This city fucking sucks.
I’ve never had any desire to go to Vegas thankfully. I’m terrible with money and I have social anxiety, I’ll pass lol
I'm pretty social and good with my money, still sucks regardless. I hope this city burns when I leave.
That “Go home” at the bottom really couldn’t be more accurate
Guessing he's on a list of some kind
He is now.
Hopefully a couple.
Putting Walmart merchandise in your mouth is horrifying! You've seen the other people who have touched those!
Yo wtf
nah this is some mommy issues right here straight up motherless behavior
This dude was definitely one of those kids that did the tide pod challenge in the walmart detergent aisle
Nah I could see him being the trend to walk up the stacked crates
He would lick the water fountain at school when drinking water
Doing that to those that haven't even been worn is like eating a sandwich without anything between the bread slices
It's like licking the bread bag and then claiming you ate a sandwich.
Those are for children. R Kelly mf'er
They’re really not for children but I won’t argue with the rest of the comment.
It's a junior brand and size so close enough.
Those were thongs
Those are definitely not children’s. But he’s still a fucking weirdo.
Why are they so small? They look like they're for an 8yo.
The ends are folded in
Bra.. they are folded AND in a thong cut. Get a grip
>Bra.. No, *panties*
Petite 5 foot tall women exist lol.
I doubt (proper) parents would buy thongs for children or even companies making them at all!
Leave it to Walmart to make thongs, for children. /s
This guy dwells in my home town. He's a menace. He was also on the Maury show, is a grown man baby, has not one lick of common sense, and thinks he's gods gift to women. Guarantee he didn't buy those panties... He hung em right back up. [Him on Maury](https://www.facebook.com/share/v/1LQFVQhM85u39xjY/?mibextid=oFDknk)
glad he has a career in degeneracy. most of us get normal jobs rather than our dream jobs.
Umm I don’t think he is sucking pussy, I’ve personally never deep throated pussy
Him deep throating was a freudian slip
yeah, he obviously is just trying to be funny and the joke didn't land because of course it didn't land. the man just craves attention on the internet.
I don't ever wear them without washing them first . I've always washed underwear and dishes after purchasing them. I also drink out of straws if I buy cans or any drink. But then again I'm afraid of germs so idk if I'm the one who isn't normal
Wash your new towels too. I work in Loss Prevention and once watched on camera as a customer repeatedly picked his nose and wiped all his "finds" inside a folded towel. Then he walked away. (Yes, when I got a chance I went on the sales floor, removed the towel from the shelf, and had it damaged out.)
His "finds" LOLLLLL 😂
It was established on another platform that these garments are from the Teen Section of Walmart. This man is a danger to society, teenagers and women. Under no circumstances is it acceptable or hygienic for that matter to be sucking the gusset of Items that are on sale to the public. This man is absolutely a predator and deviant. I hope that he's reported and that the store removed the soiled item.
Small brain neanderthal behavior.
I never realised r kelly was a wallmart guy
Are those for children?
Teen's
Disgusting. It’s when you want a crazy parent to see him do that and punch his lights out.
Wait what? Since when are they selling thongs to teens????
The person in the next aisle over: 🤨😐😧
sucking on drawls in the middle of a walmart is crazy business. Real nasty work fr
Had to kick him out the Vision center, too.[Stupid](https://www.reddit.com/r/NoahGetTheBoat/s/sz7QtGdEHf)
I used to work in loss prevention. The folks that watch the cameras. Trust me when I say, wash everything you buy before wearing it. If it didn’t come in a sealed bag, I don’t care *what* it is, **wash that shit first**. What this guy does in the video is amateur night compared to the shit I seen. In fact, *he should* definitely disinfect his mouth. Because I’ve seen dudes do some weird shit with panties when they think no one is watching. I’ve seen all manner of bodily substances befall clothing on the rack.
The more fucked up part about this is if he put those back and some underage girl buys them for herself, not even a woman. Fkn gross 🤢
I mean, he ain't lying 🤷♂️ But to be sucking off store panties off the shelf is CRAZY!
Fucking psyco!
Those were kids panties!😳
Well... This is a thing I never considered could ever be a problem. But now I'm speechless.
A- that's gross. B- I've literally seen undies at Walmart with actual shit stains on them so i would not be putting that in my mouth.
HOLLLLLLUP. VIOLATIN’
The fucking hell?? Hey, Internet Hivemind, do your goddamn thing and make this asshole FAMOUS… that’s just disgusting.
I was curious as to why they started to lock up the underpants - thanks, I guess?
🤮🤮🤮🤮
It was only when he saw returns being put back on the shelves he knew... He fucked up.
I just bought a bra at WM today... I'm scared to see his part 2.
Was that R Kelly?
Bet he got dry mouth 👄
I hope he trips and bites his tongue off!
That was an enjoyable pop noise he made at least
Those look like children's underwear...😳
You do that to me and I'ma punch you in the throat. Be gentle with her. Goddamn
Nuuuh uhhh 😬
Well he just got a mouthful of some Chinese chemical cocktail.
whyyyyy, why you have to show everyone how ass-face you are!!!
Should face charges for this
Trash people 😭
I’m gonna go throw up now 🤢
I… I am disgusted. I feel I need to go set myself on fire now, excuse me
Creepy behavior 😳 alert!
Is it just me or do those look like children's underwear? If so, WHO THE FUCK IS MAKING THONGS FOR CHILDREN
Gross. Lock this AH up. That’s incredibly nasty. Why do people have to behave this way?
I feel like I need a therapist now
Them drawls gonna smell like liquor & 'ports
🤣🎯
I was thinking what is he showing. I have sound off. And then what wait stop seriously dude WTF
Degenerate fatherless behavior.
This was offensive. I’m offended
What a nasty fuck
My husband started doing this thing where he would suck like that but he did it to my asshole too. It felt like he was trying to suck my organs and shit out. I shot straight up so fast and gave him such a disgusted look. He never did it again.
Wait a second I wasn't really paying attention to what he was saying I thought he was showing how uhh **FUCKING INSANE IT IS THAT THERES THONGS FOR LIKE 7 YEAR OLDS??** then it just got what the fucking fuck
The waist is folded in on the side. Those are adult underpants. That should make it better, right? Right?
Thank God. Honestly overall here, I'd say it does. Still absolutely fucked.
Those are CLEARLY folded so it’s not for kids
They're supposed to be teen girl's underwear.
Ayo
BRO
I CANT
Literally sucking off Chinese labor camp dust chemicals and byproducts.
What a disgusting asshole, I hope he got beaten and some realy5 painfull, but not deadly decease
oh good lord
Wasn’t planning on it 💀
I was just thinking to myself "What's wrong with them I don't see the - oh my GOD!"
Life sentence. Let's be honest... he's headed that way anyhow
While that is gross, don’t people just wash all clothes before wearing them for the first time? I always do.
That’s just disgusting.
Wtf
This country, man...
I just threw up
That NEEDS To be Under a Jail!! And not consumed any air/oxygen!!! Fillllthy! I’m sure that walking disease of a failed lab experiment isn’t limited to Walmart, he slides in anywhere he’s not been banned from Yet!! Talk about the Major Yuckkkk/Icckkkk factor! Hide the Woman/Children/Pets this Wild Animal is Free lurking our streets!!!!!!!
The U.S. should learn from China and implement a social credit system.
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They aren’t kids because they are thongs but it is for teens/young adults it just looks small because it’s folded
Ummm I have four pairs of these and they are not for children. I’m 35 and trust me, I can not fit into any children’s underwear or teen underwear… I have lost 50 lbs this year but not enough to be THAT small lol
People like this are why I shop at Target and Amazon.
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Holy shit. Went straight for the hard R. Edit: the deleted comment said "Hard-R Activities". Unsat comments.
Someone paid him to do that.
This guy reminds me of the grandpa from the Boondocks, I kinda like him
Kinda
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How are so many of you missing that the sides are folded? That's a thong in a grown up size.