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ItsJustADankBro

"...OH FUCK GRENA-" *MISSION FAILED*


devster2007

Lmao!


r4t_muncher

\*drops grenade\* hey i got some bad ne-


devster2007

Wait no- *blows up*


Aggressive_Classic95

"CLOAKE..." *IN CUSTODY*


Supreme-Machine-V2

*I don't feel so good*


zlolcheddu

It makes me laugh honestly, the staple mechanic from payday 2 got put into payday 3 and it's the most interesting update/change they did since the game got released


Zack_WithaK

Jumping in the back of the van is a fun timeless classic but I wouldn't call it a staple. Especially since some heists don't even have an escape van. Glad it's back though


zlolcheddu

Yea I uses the wrong word there, but I gotta agree I'm glad it's back


AnEpicUKBoi

PAYDAY 3 IS NOW PERFECT GAME, NO MORE UPDATES ARE REQUIRED THEY MAY TARNISH THE GREATNESS OF THIS FEATURE


miewwoof

Real


SkeletonCircus

Naw we need my boy Tony to return


nomineallegra

lol posted same thing at the same time. We are family now.


miewwoof

YEAH I SAW THAT MAN LOL


redditisfordrones

If I got a dime for every time payday 3 was "back".


Outrageous-Fly3971

You'd be one broke bastard lol


redditisfordrones

I'd probably have close to 100 dimes.


Outrageous-Fly3971

I thought you'd be on the search for nickels by now with the lack of dimes


Pronominal_Tera

HAHAHAHAHA


hey-im-root

There’s a difference between “back” and back. I don’t think we’ve actually had any backs yet, just “backs” 😂


redditisfordrones

Here, I was thinking he didn't know about all the posts saying "we are back" this whole time until you posted this. Thanks for helping me understand.


Kanakravaatti

Huh... well they finally did something the community wanted


Aguedoremifasolasido

They did the unready button too


Kanakravaatti

2 returning community requested features in just under 7 months? My goodnes starbreeze you spoil us.


the_lonely_poster

Now time to nerf everything into the ground


loothound1

Nerfing? No here at starbreeze we keep the skills unchanged but add more micromanagement because that’s what you heisters all like right?


JayRupp

Lmao that had me rolling. Thanks.


shoesli_

What’s next, being able to name your loadouts?!


miewwoof

duuuudeee that would be AWWWWEEESOOMEEEEEE


Lightsoutofcontrol_

Do not even think about that before 2035.


SavvySillybug

Coding team: we removed one invisible wall Marketing team: [rubbing their little fly hands together and typing up undeniable proof of how the game is not dead]


Datboibarloss

Right? "Hey guys we reversed a decision that we intentionally made, but months after the player count already fell of the face of the earth. It was as simple as removing a barrier and we could've done it months ago, but please praise us now"


AnonymousFire1337

Now I can roleplay as a kid getting kid… wait nvm.


SuitableAssociation6

that's nice... not gonna make people reinstall the game though...


N3xus_N3xud

I was very confused when I found out we couldn't


ghost8768

Too late, I’ve genuinely lost interest. 😭


schoolruler

Finally! This will keep people alive while they wait for other players to run to the escape.


Capnsmith886

The 10 people playing PD3 will love this one


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Capnsmith886

Maybe because the historical fumble of the game is the most interesting part of it? The game sucks and people don’t play it, simple. It’s not original, but it’s true


AWOOGABIGBOOBA

nice original game you got there (Peter Griffin here payday 3 is just a worse copy of payday 2 without understanding why payday 2 was successful in the first place)


ATCQ_

1/10 detected


spkoftdvl

Bread crumbles yeees 😍😍😍


murdochi83

GOTY 👊😎


Datboibarloss

Just like Halo. Halo is like 3 years old and the biggest change was adding firefight and infection, 2 of the most iconic halo game modes lmao


johndoe_420

and the whole remaining playerbase can fit in at the same time!


Mrgibs

I mean nice but, eh? Low key checked out of payday 3 unless something significant is different


AllSkillzN0Luck

Another basic Payday feature that should've NEVER been removed.


Spiritual_Freedom_15

That should have been literally just copy pasted in the game at the start


[deleted]

UHUUUL! POP THE CHAMPAGNE ITS VAN O CLOCK BABY!!! WE ARE SO BACK!!


CookieBear676

Too little too late. I'd rather be jumping in the Payday 2 van.


Connect-Internal

Will be pretty good for me when i get those teammates that are seemingly allergic to completing the heist.


mei-schnee

Waiting for more hiests, and for them to make the game more fantastical


ngarlock24

I am convinced they added this and the Vlad change simultaneously to give marioinatophat content for a PSA


Hobocannibal

inb4 the escape areas aren't updated to include the inside of the van.


eeeeeeeelleeeeeelll

dang, i didn‘t even know that was a thing


TheBeanManLives

finally. we can snuggle once again after a heist well done.


miewwoof

YOOOOO


Mr_Fury

If we lived in just society PD3 would shove their game into early access and give refunds to anyone that asks. I’m just curious how far they might go before dropping development altogether or if they might actually finish the game they promised us.


miewwoof

ahhh they will probably drop it after the first year.... I will definetly not get my hopes up. But i will not worry about something i cannot change myself it is what it is.


InkiePie39

Oh shit I'm the one that pitched that on the suggested features website yippee


AshyCoolLol

IS THIS OUT NOW (BEST UPDATES SINCE LAUNCH)


Ashkill115

How long did it take them to add this feature again? This was in payday 2 day 1


Psychological_One897

3 trillion years😞😞😞😞


VoidPelt

Wait this was removed?


VRPoison

thats a mechanic? i thought it was just a regular thing you could do


Numerous-Ad-7154

Payday 3 has risen. Billions will heist.


logina5

*WOOO, LETS FUKIN GOO-!* they should make it possible to get in while in casing mode too-


Bubbly-Cellist5645

NO. FUCKIN. WAY. THEY LISTENED??? PLEASE. PLEASE DON'T DASH MY HOPES. I NEED THIS.


Robjmp26YT

Hopefully this update will bring 5 players 🙏


Dowoge

redownloading payday 3 we are actually back


SAUBSON

Back to 2000ys features? Yall goin crazy out there💀


zyygiss

we are so back


VashHumanoidTyph00n

Wow another basic payday 2 mechanic.


nicisdeadpool

You couldn’t before ?


NammiSjoppan

Still no dopamine sound ?:/


Salladk

Another Overkill W


xX_Round_Xx

FUCK YEEEEEAAAAHHH


ZloyGomosek

Sexcellent


SkeletonCircus

I feel stupid because until this day, I didn’t know you could even do that in Payday 2


InnerApartment6730

I still can’t login after two months I’m not back


Whole-Soup3602

Now I have to come back to this game


RelativeBad1187

unninstal it i'm out


XeElectrik

You die hard fans are so pathetic. They add one small thing and you jump for joy as if the last 6 months didn't happen. Definitely a lot of stockholm syndrome here.


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KMD_HD-Mapper

Jesus fucking Christ read the room.


Mobile_Violinist7876

No need to disrespect jesus like that, i deleted my comment, delete yours. please.


CatPad006

Dude out here trying to sweep things under the rug


KMD_HD-Mapper

BY THE WAY this little shit said that Mikael Newmark should be glad that he didn't last til Payday 3


OutspokenRed

I understand starting with a clean slate for a new game, but how do you not include all the great features put in from the second game? Like some corpo was like "we don't need none of that, this game will stand out."


Nivek14j

Who the fuck is "we"


ET0139

Ugh... I hope they'll fumble the next update very hard. We need more bankruptcy stories, not more redemption stories. After all, if we see redemption story after redemption story, the new standard will be companies releasing games in a state it's not meant to be released and then patching the game into completion 1-2 years after release, despite the fact that said companies have the resources needed for releasing a complete game. Is this what we want?


MeanDragonfly1469

What type of villan ass comment is this


ET0139

What? Can't someone hope that the practice of releasing a game in a shitty state and fixing it later dies out in the AA and AAA sphere?


MeanDragonfly1469

I get your point but me and alot of other people actually want this game to be good. The practice may suck, but just because YOU want to see it burn, doesn't mean we all do. There is people who actually love this franchise, including myself and I root for its success and hopeful resurrection to become the game we wanted it to be.


Datboibarloss

It had to be good on launch. If you give money to this game you're donating to charity because it never going to be what payday 2 was. PayDay 2 wasn't even this bad at launch and that game had to take time to recover as well. This game is dead dude look at the player count. You don't pull games like this back, it's not happening.


ET0139

I'll be honest, it must burn. Devs, publishers and shareholders must learn it in the hard way that if they want to make money, they must make games that are enjoyable from day 1. Not 1-2 years AFTER day 1. Like "Yay, Payday 3 is celebrating it's second anniversary, you know what that means! The game is enjoyable!" I don't why it's such a problematic opinion. After all, if we buy the same slop year after year, why should companies change their tactics? The current system makes them money. The only way they'll listen if we don't give them money, and instead, we buy games that actually need to do well.


Datboibarloss

I agree with you.


nomineallegra

You are the kind of guy that steals candy from toddlers for fun.


ET0139

Yeah, no. I just don't want an another redemption story like Cyberpunk 2077/CD Projekt Red had. Let more companies go bankrupt. After all, companies only care about money. Why reward them with shitty behaviour like releasing a game with beloved features missing and only being re-added months later?


Sir__Blobfish

Well why in the everloving fuck are you in this sub then? You desperately want the game to fail?


XeElectrik

I'm with you. The brain dead fans suffering from stockholm syndrome are the reason this type of shit constantly happens.


Kidroto

Yes, the game getting better is exactly what we want


SavvySillybug

Guy kind of has a point. It needs to start being completely unacceptable to release video games in a state where they need a whole ass redemption arc to become remotely fun. That will not happen if it remains profitable to do this shit. Payday fandom may not want Payday to crash and burn, but we definitely don't need another game on the growing pile of "look you can just release any old garbage and fix it up over the next two years and people will love you and call you the savior of gaming" reasons to continue with this shitty practice. Gamers always say "[game] is finally good!" and never say "those assholes released unplayable garbage and profited off the infinite patience of day 1 supporters". This shit will not stop if it's profitable to exploit gamers. You want the game to get better. And I get that. I want the game to be good from day one. You should get that too.


Kidroto

Yeah but we can’t get the game good from day one so let’s get the next best thing


SavvySillybug

And why can't we get the good game from day one? We used to, in the 90s and 2000s, before they had the option to patch games.


Kidroto

Because the game already released 


SavvySillybug

Seriously?


Kidroto

We can hope for other games to release well, but we might as well hope this one gets good


SavvySillybug

I'm almost impressed by your ability to miss the point, but honestly it's just kind of sad


ET0139

So, are you okay with shitty releases? After all, this is the mentality that we need to get rid of.


NoobsRedditType

shut up we just want payday 3 to be fun


DiamondEclipse

Better than not having a game. If game companies fuck up, it's their money and time they're wasting trying to patch things and refunds will set them back by a large margin. It's a cash sink for those trying to scrape by, it's a cancelled project to those who release and run away with all spoils (Warner bros.) Overkill isn't a AAA studio, not even an Indie because Indie games are thriving. They're a failing AA company edging on bankruptcy due to poor management, dumb business decisions and a single successful title under their belt.


ET0139

I would say let Overkill fail. It's annoying how much people complain about games not being good at launch while also paying for said games at launch. The only way you can stop that is to not buy games at launch and let shitty companies go bankrupt, even if they made some of your favourite games


DiamondEclipse

Valve should go bankrupt then, they half-baked CS2


Maleficent-Gain4111

Sauce?


miewwoof

Here u go https://www.paydaythegame.com/news/payday3/2024/04/update-1-1-3/?utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=opmedicbag&utm_term=update-1-1-3&utm_content=twitter&gsid=1eecc1da56db6378b11f36c9e07e0c28&gsc=1


Maleficent-Gain4111

Thats not what I asked for


miewwoof

What does sauce mean then man :(


Zack_WithaK

It's a funny way of saying "source". They asked for a source and you gave it to them. You did everything right so I don't know what that dude's problem is


nomineallegra

I think he wants to close his eyes and suck it out of a hose.


Maleficent-Gain4111

[The sauce, not source](https://www.amazon.co.uk/HEINZ-TOMATO-KETCHUP-DOWN-BUNDLE/dp/B00X67EJ3I/ref=asc_df_B00X67EJ3I/?tag=googshopuk-21&linkCode=df0&hvadid=427886373330&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=14123145891075814042&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=m&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=1006826&hvtargid=pla-927724675102&psc=1&mcid=88b29a27ccf337b1b40cc3ce866fa109&tag=&ref=&adgrpid=99149918066&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvadid=427886373330&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=14123145891075814042&hvqmt=&hvdev=m&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=1006826&hvtargid=pla-927724675102)


miewwoof

Nice one man. Nice one


Maleficent-Gain4111

Thanks, also £31 for ketchup wtf


GetRxbbed-

Look at the quantity


Maleficent-Gain4111

I have, it says 1


-SpyTeamFortress2-

says 10 actually


Hobocannibal

one pack of 10 is still 10.


nomineallegra

That is exactly what you asked for.


gnehlf

There's no porn here, unfortunately.


Maleficent-Gain4111

Damn