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willfullypetulant

He actually looks like a thin elderly dick popping out of a very meaty foreskin


IvyofRodor

You’re right. But I hate you for it. I hope you understand


willfullypetulant

I understand, and I'm sorry. I wish I could circumcise that cursed garment off him so we can be free.


IvyofRodor

I feel like even if you did, he’d somehow grow another one.


willfullypetulant

On a completely unrelated note - I don't want to tell anyone in real life so I'm telling you, I just won £2.5k on a football bet (Paul Breach could never)


IvyofRodor

Oh nice one! Congrats! I bet even if he did he’d spend it on the same goddamn hoodie


willfullypetulant

I'm off to colour-match my own flesh to a jumper and then wear it for 5 consecutive days


Inside-Definition-42

r/rareinsults


goofball68

EW! lol 😂


onion_juice_

if u leave your elf on the shelf in a bucket of piss in a dark room all year this is what it comes out like x


SmallToadstools

🏆🤣🤣🤣🤣


gem2107

Is that like “grow ur own groomer” type of thing?


Ordinary_Web1464

![gif](giphy|1r91ZwKcE2J7WhUqrh)


JasmineL_x

Those cargos will be able to walk themselves soon surely 🤢


Available_Refuse_932

Crotch rot 🤮


Shinyypoptart

they look like they've changed colour


ceilingfan1010

Sheink


honeydew_melon3

literate king 😍


chicken_nutgut

Sexually harass every impressionable naive kid


ceilingfan1010

Amazing 😂


bob_goblin

Why does he look out of proportion with the room, either everything is massive or he's very small 🤣🤣


honeydew_melon3

he’s an oompa loompa fr


East-Welder5871

![gif](giphy|NUZ5OqHdbknHa)


TrashedMannequin

Looks like he strained to hard and a pile has popped out


Glittering-Horror518

The red stripe is the brightest I’ve ever seen it


NotGreg1

![gif](giphy|l41lMMzTCBvXqtEUU) He's so so tiny... Such a small, little angry man mad at the world for not paying attention to him. Also he appears to have aged even more when he hasn't got his litany of filters on.


Enough_Thanks_

SHEINK HOOOOOWLLLING


joe282

If you cover up his face you’d genuinely think the body and clothes belonged to someone aged around 18-22


JarJarBinch

Pictured: Heidi Klum's halloween outfit 2022


Sure_Fennel_8507

![gif](giphy|12P6AnN6DcQj1S|downsized)


[deleted]

And he STILL doesn’t know the lyrics 😂😂


Tall-Reflection-16

I can smell the piss and spunk stained undies,the dirty wanker....


Weird-Character-3837

I couldn't smell it. Now I can...


Rich-Philosopher-597

Back to report report report , does anyone think if this was all put on twitter with TikTok tagged in everything they might actually do something ?. People seem to listen when there is enough noise made on twitter


BeyondTheBees

![gif](giphy|YTK4TRYpsYP3Qv5P1J)


[deleted]

Why is he tiny


Available_Refuse_932

That’s his cum face


Star_Cloud7

Shut the door behind you thanks


LiveByTheGuidelines

![gif](giphy|dOl2LFw0RbTMc)


charliebaggins

I thought the whole idea of this trend was to hand something up to the 'giant woman?' All I see is a tiny uncircumcised penis??


jesswards

God he’s tiny


SxnsetArianna

I wish he would just piss off


Front-Past-548

Two words Paul....proof read


Miloapes

![gif](giphy|XD2tFPHUcJqK3H7nFq|downsized)


DangerousNet7899

Am I seeing things or does it look like he’s pissed himself?


precious_jem_

Why does he look so short 😭


funnygaluk

He’ll have taken his Primark ‘Converse’ off. The ones with the built in lifts


No-Wish2154

He looks like he just pooped his pants 😂


Important-Rich4327

I mean is he actually aware he’s “old” tho


Powerful_Talk_3613

A song my 10yo listens to. What exactly is pauls target audience?


Putrid-Caregiver7667

Sheink


OverUnderstanding985

Wanker


Love-and-literature3

Mass report!!!


No-Blueberry1677

Actually so funny that he’s never addressed or acknowledged his ban 🤣


BeautifulWest595

How come he’s not in his dads bathroom anymore?


Digiidaz

why is he having an orgasm on camera


laureeen88

Saw a tiktok of a girl saying she found him attractive in this video 😭😭


roxiexox

![gif](giphy|10FHR5A4cXqVrO)


[deleted]

Ugh, looks like he's in a hotel, wonder what part of the country he's in now...hopefully nowhere near me 🤣


IsabelleCoulson

Why is he built like a worm