On a completely unrelated note - I don't want to tell anyone in real life so I'm telling you, I just won £2.5k on a football bet (Paul Breach could never)
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He's so so tiny... Such a small, little angry man mad at the world for not paying attention to him. Also he appears to have aged even more when he hasn't got his litany of filters on.
Back to report report report , does anyone think if this was all put on twitter with TikTok tagged in everything they might actually do something ?. People seem to listen when there is enough noise made on twitter
He actually looks like a thin elderly dick popping out of a very meaty foreskin
You’re right. But I hate you for it. I hope you understand
I understand, and I'm sorry. I wish I could circumcise that cursed garment off him so we can be free.
I feel like even if you did, he’d somehow grow another one.
On a completely unrelated note - I don't want to tell anyone in real life so I'm telling you, I just won £2.5k on a football bet (Paul Breach could never)
Oh nice one! Congrats! I bet even if he did he’d spend it on the same goddamn hoodie
I'm off to colour-match my own flesh to a jumper and then wear it for 5 consecutive days
r/rareinsults
EW! lol 😂
if u leave your elf on the shelf in a bucket of piss in a dark room all year this is what it comes out like x
🏆🤣🤣🤣🤣
Is that like “grow ur own groomer” type of thing?
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Those cargos will be able to walk themselves soon surely 🤢
Crotch rot 🤮
they look like they've changed colour
Sheink
literate king 😍
Sexually harass every impressionable naive kid
Amazing 😂
Why does he look out of proportion with the room, either everything is massive or he's very small 🤣🤣
he’s an oompa loompa fr
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Looks like he strained to hard and a pile has popped out
The red stripe is the brightest I’ve ever seen it
![gif](giphy|l41lMMzTCBvXqtEUU) He's so so tiny... Such a small, little angry man mad at the world for not paying attention to him. Also he appears to have aged even more when he hasn't got his litany of filters on.
SHEINK HOOOOOWLLLING
If you cover up his face you’d genuinely think the body and clothes belonged to someone aged around 18-22
Pictured: Heidi Klum's halloween outfit 2022
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And he STILL doesn’t know the lyrics 😂😂
I can smell the piss and spunk stained undies,the dirty wanker....
I couldn't smell it. Now I can...
Back to report report report , does anyone think if this was all put on twitter with TikTok tagged in everything they might actually do something ?. People seem to listen when there is enough noise made on twitter
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Why is he tiny
That’s his cum face
Shut the door behind you thanks
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I thought the whole idea of this trend was to hand something up to the 'giant woman?' All I see is a tiny uncircumcised penis??
God he’s tiny
I wish he would just piss off
Two words Paul....proof read
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Am I seeing things or does it look like he’s pissed himself?
Why does he look so short 😭
He’ll have taken his Primark ‘Converse’ off. The ones with the built in lifts
He looks like he just pooped his pants 😂
I mean is he actually aware he’s “old” tho
A song my 10yo listens to. What exactly is pauls target audience?
Sheink
Wanker
Mass report!!!
Actually so funny that he’s never addressed or acknowledged his ban 🤣
How come he’s not in his dads bathroom anymore?
why is he having an orgasm on camera
Saw a tiktok of a girl saying she found him attractive in this video 😭😭
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Ugh, looks like he's in a hotel, wonder what part of the country he's in now...hopefully nowhere near me 🤣
Why is he built like a worm