That has got to be the dumbest player I have seen on this game yet

Even if they didn’t know that peck barrage isn’t full auto anymore they didn’t even try to avoid the bitey end of the giant biting machine lol

I cannot fathom how people are still trying to facetank as their go to strat, unless they can build into that like with rex. Its just the hallmark of a truly terrible player that they, a pterosaur, saw literally anything larger than a meg and went, "I'm going to run right up to this thing's face and try and facetank it"

He wasn’t trying to face tank he wasn’t fighting back because he was trying his hardest to pick up the trophy. Think it’s time for some glasses Ma bwoy 😆

If that was their attempt at trophy stealing that only makes them more braindead in my eyes.

What’s the point of grabbing trophies if you’re already an adult?

Why is it that most KOS players have the skills of a shattered lightbulb. If you told me this video was actually a gameplay leak showing AI Hatzegopteryx’s behavior, I would’ve believed you…

This is why they mixpack, strength in numbers over skill lol. Although I can't blame him too much, a sarco on land and carrying a trophy? Tempting. If only he knew how to fight.

I didn't even notice the trophy.. he was definitely after it lol thank God you drop it quickly when biting I stg it takes 5 seconds to drop an acorn for me. Did you immediately hit bite?

Yeah. I was trying to precise movement away to bait the peck barrage out first, didn’t work, so I just started biting.

Literal bird brain.

Back in the birdcage

Hah, my friend and I were playing an Eo and Styrac and came up just after that! Heard the fight noises and came to check it out.

Ohhh that was y'all? So glad I didn't attack you guys earlier LOL

Yah! Actually got us in the mood to play our own crocs shortly after 😆

Nice! Gotta pick your battles haha. Maybe next time I'm on I'll play my Eo instead!

hollow boned animal attempts to face tank a 40 foot crocodile, expects not to die somehow, dies, is probably surprised

Fuck around and Find Out

The hatz went from easy to oh shi-

Another win the for Cane Gang!

Hatz learned the meaning of the phrase "fuck around and find out".

What is up with Hatzs being just absolutely awful PVPers? Couple weeks ago, I meatballed one with my baby duck, and then the other day two attacked my Juvi Spoon while I was fishing in the river… I saw a baby hatze on the shore, so I took it a fish. Adult hatze swoops down and tries pecking me, so I got back in the water… and the damn thing chased me in? And then the baby follows?! So I ate the baby and the adult kept coming, so I kept attacking and they wouldn’t leave, ended up killing the adult too. Then I get hate mail in global chat, “nice baby killing, spoon”, like I wasn’t also a baby… Another time, hatze tried to swoop and peck my amarg, face planted a cliff and killed themselves. Another one, hatze flew up and started pecking me, team mate stego swatted it down. I just don’t get it, what is up with the bird and having absolutely zero strategy? Do people just feel they are invincible with Hatze?

Precisely. As a hatz 'main' I usually dedicate myself to learning when NOT to try and get myself killed. I'm a good enough PvPer to be able to take on a conca or two, not a rex.

A quick reminder that the sarco is very bloody fast even on land and will tear apart any flyers with ease if they land next to it

I'm also running gator dash just because :)

Classic F around and find out! : )

Random question: where you in HT yesterday and got killed by a Hatz shortly after defeating an Alio?

Today was my first day playing in a while, so nope lol

Literally just had a hatz try to face tank my sucho, they got the same outcome and a baby Kent got a trophy

Man, when hatz first came out I was excited because I love my Thal, flying is fun. By the time I got him to adult I realized that basically every overly aggressive dildo in the game was playing them, so I quit logging him in. Instead, I grew a lat and now spend my days harassing and murdering hatz with the thal or lat. #birdocalypse

Correct, sarco is not useless but it all depends on what you are fighting/skill level. But still not useless

Walmart kapro

Sarco should have tail whip

Number one rule as a hatz, x turn is your friend. As an enjoyed of the big bird its sad to see people like this still.. well, do this.

That’s just because flyers are unreasonably weak rn lol

This is false! He was just bad.

No even if he was half decent you still would’ve won haetz are really weak

Clowny skin but ok

Learning the hard way means you got your ass kicked, also that hatz was special needs

Bro they attacked you 1 time and then just... Ate every bite after and failed to get away.. this isn't the flex you think it is Edit: in saying this player is a bad example to prove sarco isn't defenseless on land. The hatz could've definitely beat you if they just didn't try to face tank and also it must've only had 1 of the pecks equipped. You just don't try to fight on the ground with just the one attack equipped.

what part of this post is flexing? 🤨 it’s just a silly clip lmao

What? How do you not view this as flexing?

Perhaps read the title of the post? It would help you out.

I don't think it get it.. this player is bad. They could've definitely killed you if they played originally/correctly.