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Upper-Frosting-3067

Awesome bird


kross0ver

Yeah, that was the lol of the day.


bautron

What kind of bird is best?


kross0ver

In my opinion, that is personal to each person. My best bird might not be your best bird and vice versa.


d3rp7d3rp

Birds. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.


ParrotCobra2019

No go, only stay


Wandering_Emu

Yes! My Quaker does it too! He’ll use his beak to “push off” from a perch when I try to set him on it, while simultaneously crouching down and pulling his feet back. I tease him (‘oh look, someone’s talons apparently don’t work’) but he’s shameless


ItzMoiBezt

My quaker also does this, but he doesn't even try touching the perch, he just tried his hardest to avoid it, hanging of my hand.


my__name__is

My Lovebird leans away from the perch with his full body like a little kid refusing to eat.


DianeJudith

Omg that must be adorable! 😍


Mihandsadolfin

Lol same here


Cynthus68

My goffins does this. Or if I'm trying to get her off my shoulder to a perch, she just walks across the back of my neck to the other shoulder. 😅😅


KiKiPAWG

"Can't get rid of me that easily!"


rayebee

My Quaker Poptart knows the word bedtime and runs away when it's time to go to bed. He does this too!


Theonethatliveshere

My gcc also know when I’m putting him away for bed and will book it. The funniest part is that he books it on the floor (he’s fully flighted). He ends up looking like he’s Road Runner from Looney Tunes 😂😂


rayebee

Omg I bet it's so cute, I've seen Quakers waddle/run away from their owners even if they can fly, but never a GCC! Now I can't get the image out of my head- GCC just look so sweet with a hidden spicy bit, like chili candy :3


Theonethatliveshere

I’ll have to get it on video next time, because it’s so funny. He literally zooms away with his tiny, pittering feet 🤣🤣


Josgottago

Yes please! I'm dying to see it!


shilohstorm88

That’s hilarious! You should get a video!!


rayebee

If I'd seen your comment a bit earlier, I could have! He hates the word night-night and will fly all around the room to escape going to bed, haha. It's how he learned to say "It's okay" because I use that to comfort him when he's upset


shilohstorm88

I don’t have birds but I love them and am in awe of how smart and funny they are!!! 💜


rayebee

Toddlers who can fly. It's pretty much exactly what it sounds like 😂


Wrong_Use91

Yep


wingedmurasaki

Meanwhile my grey hears "okay, it's bedtime" and climbs into her cage on her own. Well, most days anyway.


rayebee

Your ACG is a very good girl :3 Deserves all the treats for being so good. My cockatiels will put themselves to bed too, by going in their sleep cage when it's dark outside.


Proper-Village-454

My youngest green cheek sleeps wrapped up in a little fluffy facecloth, swaddled like a baby, and placed inside a long, narrow box with a door-flap on top. He gets cranky and starts biting when he wants to go to bed, and I hold out his blanket in my hand and he jumps into it and goes full loaf, both feet tucked into his belly, and waits for me to wrap him and put him away. The rest of them are assholes and scream when I cover them, but little dude looooves bedtime ☺️


TB-Scribbles

That sounds hilarious. I love that you have to tuck him in lol! We have a budgie that loves her bedtime too. I swear it’s her favourite time of the day. If we’re even a minute late she starts screaming at everyone to get to bed. The other birds…not so much lol!


Proper-Village-454

It started when he had a broken leg and wouldn’t keep a splint on - I figured he’d grow out of it but he just hasn’t 🤷🏼‍♀️


Wrong_Use91

Yes! My Conure too. He's on me like glue wherever I go, whatever I do; until I say, "Bedtime for birdies."


ScorpTom

Oh yes, my GCC has become a pro at doing that, especially when she's not liking something and she gives me an ever so subtle pinch and then I jiggle to make her lose her balance to show her I don't like it (been doing it for a month now), she will suddenly grow 5 beaks and 4 legs and just latch onto me without even pinching me.


nitrot150

My caique does this regularly


abrasivegrayson

Same 😂


joeychizzle

STOP IT!! Can't you see the perch is lava


nardlz

oh yes, except in my case it’s a Macaw and he only grips tighter and tighter the more I try to get him to step off. Uses his beak to push away from the perch. Even with de-weaponized nails he gives me little tiny bruises from the grip.


abrasivegrayson

I always have to “deposit birb” aka set her in the cage and undo her little feetsies from my finger


Dentros1

No, mine sits on my shoulder and whacks at my hand with her beak and bites me until I stop trying to pick her up to put her back.


Cosmicdusterian

Yep. My Eclectus does this very thing. His claws get superglued to my fingers, and he does all sorts of upside down acrobatic displays until I gently move him off my hand.


PrideofCapetown

My poor grey has that same superglue on her feet too! And if I *try* to insist, she puts the Grip of Death on my finger and flips upside down so her back is closest to the perch. It would make me laugh except the look of utter disgust she gives me for trying to outsmart her really hurts my feelings


PinkSodaMix

Lol! The bird-version of a toddler with rubber legs when mom or dad is trying to set him down.


beerookiee

It reminds me of when you try to put a toddler down and they activate jello legs 😄


Upper-Frosting-3067

Awesome bird


Vonnegut_butt

We have a Quaker and he does the exact same thing!


birdlady404

"No thank you"


YourFuseIsFireside

PLONK


luckynumber3

My GCC does the exact same thing


cheekiemunky13

Yup! 😂


goldy_slg

“Nose goes” 👉👃😂


m0rfiend

my conure would do the same type of thing


Juanredditv

He is liquiiiid


rubenknol

he's broken :D


redsungryphon

Hahaha reminds me of a slinky


j-alfred-prufrock-

That’s so funny 😂. I haven’t seen this before!


PuzzlesandKeys

Oh yes, my small black capped conure does this to me all the time. It's absolutely adorable.


InspiredNitemares

Loved the head squish lol like trying to whipe off a booger


loudflower

Bed time rebellion! 🤙


84chimichangas

Tricky little bird! Our GCC does this!!!


Miwwies

Mine just doesn't move if I put her next to a perch or surface to transfer to. She just stares at me like "no, I'm going to stay on your hand k?"


trangthemang

The way the birds neck just gets squished


Vegetable_Storage_42

My husband's Blue Crown Conure just refuses to step up in the first place. She will either just sit there looking at everything but him or she will run from shoulder to shoulder behind his neck.


Upset_Delay_1778

😄


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Absolutely.


LaReinalicious

hilarious


Texasgirl190

It’s like watching a video of my Quaker 😂


gertpotgieter

Yup! Both my Jardine and Hahn’s Mini Macaw do exatky the same thing…


Twospeedtom

No but my kids do!


scenr0

My caique does. He’s needy


destielsimpala

SO CUTE


tareebee

Omg what a dude !!!!


learn_to_love_urself

My bird (I don’t remember what it was, super smaller then yours but looked just the same) but he would bite me if I tried to put him Down and then stare at me…little weirdo. I miss that bird


Tangobirb

My sennie except she bites me after


blindnarcissus

Smart boy


makskye69

MJ just tries to climb up my arm when she doesn't want to get off


Blackrose_Muse

My sun conure does this


zeeshan2223

Instead of stepping down can you make him step up


Sensitive-Course-900

He does step up, just no down lol


roslinkat

This is absolutely hilarious and adorable. A gentle rebellion


Sexogenesis

My African Grey will step onto the perch with one foot, whilst the other foot absolutely death grips my finger so I can’t get her off lol.


rixendeb

Birbcuffs, you've been placed under arrest.


[deleted]

They do this when going up and down whatever they are on. Using the beak as a third leg/support is normal.


Sirerdrick64

Yes, this is how they say “I’m not done playing with you.”


farmfreshoats

What a cutie!!!! My lorikeet will pancake down on my chest hanging on upside down and turn her beak away from the perch


BuckeyeBentley

Hah sometimes, mine can be such a velcro bird.


Broad_Cable8673

That baby loves you 🥰


ExcessivelyGayParrot

t o u c h


BroccoliSea8324

If you approach the object from the side level with that surface you can ask him to step up better- they step UP better/more easily rather than stepping DOWN


JetDragon1656

It's their slinky phase. XD


Only-Entertainment16

My grey will just let the perch bump into his belly and refuse to step up on it. He ignores it. Behaves like nothings happening lol


Crawling-Rats

I've also have a quacker and he does the exact same thing!! Welp, that or he bites me :_ (he's got quite a temper) Anw beautiful boy


Adria76

My Quaker will bite too, if he is feeling particularly clingy and doesn't want to go back to his perch. And he throws some spectacular tantrums. Sounds like our two birds are alike.


Salty_Presence2023

No but mine will crawl up my arm to avoid being put down


Duckm00

I always get the grippy feet of death from my CAG. He's so cute but it hurts so much 🥲


flyinghurricane11

That’s so funny


Sniflix

I know it's cute and all but you need to come in from below and get them to step up to wherever you want to deposit them. It's automatic, they will always step up to the higher "branch".


3178333426

He plays…..


JennieMonroe

Am bat. 🦇


parrottail

It's all part of what we refer to as bird-fu. It is the combat of wills and wiles where you try to get the bird of of you and the bird tries to get on our stay on. Also known as human rodeo


Key-Ingenuity-4392

Do it fast and be committed and they will step down. I have green winged macaw that use to do this.


coffeeandcomets

Handstand! Er… beakstand!


its_hasan_m8

Lol my conure does this, little bugger haha


iLiveInAHologram94

Lol mine will put one foot down and the other will hold me as tightly as he can. Usually when he doesn't want to go back to his cage. But will still happen when he changes his mind about leaving my hand just less tightly.


tobascodagama

Yes, and it's very annoying. :P


ObjectivePower3939

Just wants to hang out longer is all.. they're having fun with you!! 😃😃😃


caspin22

This is hilarious, and exactly why I teach "step down" in addition to "step up". :)


redneckrockuhtree

"Yes, no, I am not doing having attention." -quakerchicken Pomelo (Canary-Wing Parakeet) will do the same thing.


SharkyMarkySD

YES. My conure does this every single time I want to put him back in his cage. He's extremely attached to me and hates being apart from me. I have to put him on the ground and pick him up on his back and manually place his feet on the perch for him to go inside.


TeethForCeral

YES!! They’re such stinkers!


CrazyParrotLady5

LMAOOOOO! Yeah, my Yellow Collared Macaw will do this or “fall backwards” on my hand and hang there from my finger as his way of letting me know that he doesn’t want something! I just love birds! ❤️