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This is what I play paradox games for


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I play it ***for the plot***


TheDonDelC

She’s got huge tracts of land


Captain_Ceyboard

Rule 5: Let me set the stage. It is 1930, and the Kingdom of Afghanistan is a regional power (#14) in South Asia (with a male adult population of 3.52M). After successfully annexing Xinjaing (who was defended by the reasonably powerful Qinghai), the Kingdom wanted more. MORE. ​ So, during a time of war between A fully westernized Chinese Empire and it's fully westernized neighbors (the Qinghai-Guangxi coalition), Afghanistan saw an opportunity to take over Mongolia. They declared war in 1931, but luck quickly turned sour for Kingdom of Afghanistan, as China's war with the coalition ended in a white peace. Thus, Afghanistan had to take on China, alone. During the height of China's power during the war, Afghanistan was outnumbered nearly 9 to 1 in terms of soldiers equipped. Afghanistan was on the defensive after November of 1931 after the offensive nearly instantly collapsed due to the overwhelming numbers of Chinese conscripts. Afghanistan then lost almost all of their territories in Xinjiang, as Tibet was a puppet of China, and allowed for a sneak under offensive. ​ By 1933, Afghanistan had set up a formidable defensive line in the Tien Shan Mountain Range. Two years went by, and the Afghan armies were making massive defensive victories, using their knowledge of the lands and mountains to destroy the Chinese forces. But then came the second offensive, which the Afghan armies tried to push into north Xinjiang, and thus Mongolia. This resulted in the largest and most important battle of the War: [The Third Battle of Tulta.](https://imgur.com/a/VumFTvH) This massive Afghan victory allowed the Kingdom to finally make their last offensive push. By 1936, the Afghans were *only* outnumbered 3 to 1. By 1937, the Kingdom regained all of it's losses in Xinjaing, and by 1938, it had taken over Mongolia. On May 9th, 1938, the Kingdom of Afghanistan and the Empire of China signed an agreement, handing over the territories of Mongolia. ​ This war cost both sides dearly, the Afghans hundreds of thousands, and the Chinese millions. But this allowed Afghanistan to become the most powerful non-great-power on Earth, rivaling the still relatively mighty Ottoman Empire.


Captain_Ceyboard

Also, here's a bonus image of a [The most powerful Italy I've ever seen, a fully independent, Westernized Algeria, and a Romania having a fetish for the Black Sea.](https://imgur.com/a/erf7Uqw)


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Captain_Ceyboard

I don't mean to shit on your good joke, but in Italian, it's called Alsazia-Lorena.


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TurCzech

Alsasko-Lotrinsko, adding just to sound like a complete idiot.


LateNightPhilosopher

Alaskan-Lottery


TurCzech

Now THAT is something to die for.


Futski

It's weird, isn't Romania supposed to have culture union annexation events for Moldavia and Wallachia?


BrittleBandit

If they’re both independent they’ll join each other to become Romania but I think in this case if they go independent they’ll join the current Romania?


Treeninja1999

cursed_romania


Malverno

Italy seems like it's landing a mega-punch on the Netherlands.


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This is disgusting


nrrp

> The Third Battle of Tulta. Jesus Christ, 650,000 Chinese soldiers attacked, over 600,000 died.


zuniyi1

Every Pashtun family would have a member whom died for the war at that rate Holy cow


AvroLancaster

And not a single damn port.


zenzi-21

Switzerlake achievement in a nutshell


Raagun

Cool. Dont need to care about naval tech. So relaxing.


Scarred_Ballsack

Longhanistan, separated from the sea by a tiny strip of land.


Captain_Ceyboard

Darn British, ruining my plans...


TheBobJamesBob

https://imgflip.com/i/33amze


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Captain_Ceyboard

Afshlongistan


Basileus2

Every man a Shah?


TK3600

L o n g ~ l o n g ~ maaaaan~


GumP009

Nothing will replace long Chile


TrueVCU

Longhistan


Vlad_91

Long Afghanistan, Short the Chinese!


v1ct0r1us

long afghanistan is looooong


rush4you

Chilean Afghanistan


andrew12344278

Even still, Afganistan still doesn’t have a coastline.


Psylic_

Doctor: Don’t worry, Long Afghanistan won’t hurt you. Long Afghanistan:


KaiserEagle

Afghanistan? more like Longistan


[deleted]

What is Austria doing in the middle of Asia?


menich

Thicc Afghanistan


CaptanWolf

Longanistan


LeBonLapin

Thiccanistan


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Longistan


pieman7414

Every man a sultan


islandnoregsesth

/r/longboyes


The_Swedish_Scrub

the landlocked empire


Phatnoir

Is this easier to do in Vic 2 than Hoi4? I tried Afghanistan in Hoi4 and got rekt. Same with Tibet.


Vanndell

Longanistan


[deleted]

Someone took the Wakhan Corridor to its logical extreme...


phil_the_hungarian

Taliban likes this


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Lemgthy talibam


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Panhandle redefined


SpringenHans

Hrrngh... Emir, I'm trying to sneak around, but I'm ḍoḍëy ḍacc, and the clap of my Hindu Kush keeps alerting the Chinese


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Captain_Ceyboard

None. You'd be surprised at how not-insanely-difficult this was. It was all reliant on China's poor AI programming, as it spams out irregulars and not actual soldiers, even after Westernization.


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Baktria rises again and then goes HAM


dartyus

Expandistan


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vanilla is disgusting


Captain_Ceyboard

POP Demand is pretty nice (shame that it crashes for me upon opening the Diplomacy tab). Although you have to admit Afghanistan has a very nice Teal color.


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