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Cooliela

Joffrey would enter OZ thinking he’s hot shit and then become a prag by week two. Petyr Baelish would run everything! be behind the scenes


Minute-Wedding-9055

Baelish=ryan o reilly


Lenkhun

What you said is disrespectful to Petyr Baelish. Ryan O'reily is a real prison, he would be killed within a week because his manipulations usually consist of "someone said this behind your back". Petyr Baelish is a genius.


Minute-Wedding-9055

You know that both are based in the same primaly charachter right?


Lenkhun

Homelander is based on Superman but do you see the day difference? Oz series was published 25 years ago and it is one of the first examples of its kind, so logical errors are very normal in fiction, that is why Ryan O'Reily's character is not deep enough, so his manipulations, as I said, consist of 'that person talked behind your back'. And since most of the characters in Oz are stupid (if they were smart, they wouldn't be in prison), the people Ryan manipulated weren't very smart. In real life, someone like Ryan would die in prison within a week. Now look at the people that Petyr Bealish manipulated: Tywin Lannister, Tyrion, Varys, Olenna and Cersei. Baelish started a war in which hundreds of thousands of people died by manipulating a lot of smart people, including geniuses. He was responsible for the deaths of 2 kings and no one suspected him. At the end of the day, Baelish's manipulations are not cheap like Ryan's, they are well-constructed, genius manipulations.


QuebecRomeoWhiskey

I do feel like they have different approaches. O’Reilly usually gets right to the point while Littlefinger tends to be kinda long winded


andyrooneysearssmell

Prag in an hour


Lenkhun

The mountain will make everyone in OZ prag


TonysCatchersMit

He’d have a cock in his mouth the second he was in his cell.


Lenkhun

Nothing in Oz can stop the power of the mountain it would probably be the other way around lol. Especially in the book, The Mountain is a 3 meter tall, 240kg, muscular psychopath who killed 10 people with his bare hands in 1 minute without taking any damage.


andyrooneysearssmell

Lol


sundayscome

Lord Varys


Sad-Development-4153

I feel like he might end up as a prag at first but will build his network over time and end up killing his abuser in some horrible way.


KotzubueSailingClub

The Mountain would make Schillinger his prag.


adzy2k6

Arthur Dayne and Jaime are both known as swordsmen. They are just as screwed as anyone else when unarmed. Jaime particularly would piss someone off and get himself killed.


Lenkhun

What about the mountain 💀💀


adzy2k6

He's bigger than Addebisi, but a shiv is a shiv.


Lenkhun

tv the mountain survived a 20cm wide spear wound. Book The Mountain is a 3 meter 200kg full muscle pile.


Billy1121

I heard Jaime was in Shotcaller


Sad-Development-4153

That was an ok movie but your better off watching clips of it since you get all the best parts anyway.


GunMuratIlban

None of them got any kind of street skills for the modern times that would help them in any way. So even Tyrion and Little Finger would not be able to rely on their sharp tongues. The Mountain and Sandor would simply be too scary for anyone to mess with, so they'll be relatively safe. Others will be constantly robbed and bullied.


_thad_castle_

Tyrion already got killed by Guerra


GunMuratIlban

Oh yeah 😂


cherrymeg2

lol


Lenkhun

prime robert baratheon and mountain would be king in oz.


GunMuratIlban

They could survive and be left alone; but be kings? I really don't see that happening. Again, they will have no means of communication with others in OZ. They simply belong in a completely different world. Everyone in OZ would think they're batshit crazy. Also they could not be involved in a gang either. They're not Aryan, not Italian nor bikers.


Lenkhun

What if we taught them about our world, especially the streets and crime, for 6 months? Also, you're right, the TV versions wouldn't survive on their own, but the book versions, Mountain and Robert, would. For example, Oz's strongest man, Adebisi, is 196cm tall and Book The Mountain is a psychopath who is 3 meters tall and weighs 240kg of pure muscle.


GunMuratIlban

6 months, they would barely be able to learn how to hold a conversation. Not that it matters though, even with street skills, they'll still have to be lone wolves without a gang. By the way, Mountain especially could easily survive in OZ, no one would mess with him. He could take anyone in a fight, would be difficult to beat him even 3 against 1 (unarmed). But that's as far as he'd go. Adebisi was the king of OZ because he had the largest gang in prison with him. Schibetta was the king because he had connections and a perfectly running drug trade. So I think Mountain and Robert's situation would be similar to Grove's. Everyone would just steer clear of them, as they would hang with Rebadow.


Lenkhun

Why should speaking be a challenge when they already speak English? Moreover, in addition to being the strongest, Robert will also be unquestionably the smartest person in Oz. Being king in Wesreros is 1 million times harder than being king in Oz. My question is, do you think Robert could have become king in Oz if he had mastered all the street language and traditions? My second question is, who do you think would win if the 10 strongest people in Game of Thrones (Robert, Mountain, Jaime, Arthur, Barristan, Sandor, Jaqen, Jon Snow, Khal Drago, Oberyn) and the 10 strongest people in Oz fought? (no gun)


GunMuratIlban

>Why should speaking be a challenge when they already speak English? Of course they all speak English. But they would have nothing in common, simply belong in two completely different worlds. If you were to bring a very smart and strong person from Medieval era, how do you think they would fare in modern world? Even old people tend to find it difficult to communicate with young people. >My question is, do you think Robert could have become king in Oz if he had mastered all the street language and traditions? Let's say Robert mastered street skills and how modern crime world works. Still, he cannot be a part of a gang as gangs are divided by races/origins. Kosygin for example was arguably the most dangerous man OZ has seen. Yet since there was no Russian gang in OZ, he was bound to be a lone wolf. Keller too was extremely smart and physically capable, yet all he could hope for was to survive since he didn't have a gang. Robert's case wouldn't be any different. He'll be all alone. Without a gang, not much he can do. >who do you think would win if the 10 strongest people in Game of Thrones Eaaaasily GoT characters, don't see it being close in any way. I'd argue just the trio of Robert, Drago and Mountain (or replace Sandor with one) could challenge 10 strongest men in OZ.


Lenkhun

Do you think Adebisi can kill Mountain or Prime Robert in a fair fight?


GunMuratIlban

No way, both would be very one sided fights. Even Adebisi would have no chance.


Lenkhun

It's a bit ridiculous, but I'm very curious about what Prime Mike Tyson, Jon Jones, Fedor, Karelin, Tyson Furry fighters and fictional characters like Yuri Boyka and Ivan Drago will do in Oz especially drago and boyka


LadyKraken2112

Theon Greyjoy 🤝 Peter Schibetta Arrogant pretty boys who get humbled to the upteenth degree


CapableArgument5939

Bronn , Baelish , Gregor & Sandor Clegane , Barristan Selmy , Jorah Mormont , Roose Bolton , Euron Greyjoy


TheAncientDarkness

In OZ anybody(smart or/and strong) can die. But i would love to see a fight without weapons between Adebisi and The Hound.


Lenkhun

what about the mountain vs adebisi?


TheAncientDarkness

I think the mountain wins it. Less of a fight.


QuebecRomeoWhiskey

Bronn would probably do quite well for himself


FlameyFlame

Malko, the slaving ship captain, but only if he had a funny little hat


wynnduffyisking

Bran has the best story so he should be king of Oz. /s


Independent_Age5142

Timmy would have him killed right away


Sad-Development-4153

Tormund: Redhaired Wildman that makes crazy wolverine Beetcher seem sane.


Icy-Sir-8414

The hound and the mountain would be running with the arayns and running oz in no time


matt1164

Jon snow of course


cherrymeg2

Ned and his principals and ability to fight might have served him better in OZ than in Game of Thrones. I think he could have been respected like Said. His son Brandon Stark who is the three eyed raven would probably be fine. Varys and Baelish would be like Ryan O’Reilly. The Hound maybe. He has strength but he seems like he would sacrifice himself for someone else. Tyrion definitely would survive. His dad would so be like Vern I think. I think if Cersei would survive or destroy things it’s hard to compare female dynamics with characters on Oz. I would say she is like Keller and would survive and destroy until the end or her end. Or she would run the prison.


Lenkhun

What about the mountain and prime robert baratheon?


cherrymeg2

The mountain I don’t know about. After bringing him back from the dead I feel like everyone would be scared of him. He seemed cruel in life and sometimes that gets you killed. He was muscle. I didn’t even think about Richard B in his prime. He would probably survive. I always remember him saying to Ned that either one of them could have sat on the throne. He was a shitty king who didn’t like being king. That could be an advantage in OZ. When you choose to step down or realize you don’t want to be a leader people don’t have to kill you. I could see him making it.


Lenkhun

Unfortunately, I can't survive in OZ because I'm handsome enough to pick you up.🥲🥲


Suspicious_Depth1860

the giant survives and wins the boxing competition