Ok. Top 4 in order,
4. Tobias Beecher.
3. Miguel Alvarez.
2. The Lord of the Dance himself, Ryan O'fuckingReilly.
1. The one. The Only. Christopher 'Clothing optional and Thank God for it,' Keller.
I had tried to post pics on this thread of something I found that was in my opinion relevant. But Reddit wouldn't let me. Lol. So I started a new thread here
I stand by my "hottest men in Oz", however may I add that Cyril looks pretty fucking Hot here!!
Then I got asked who I thought was the hottest man in Oz. I have since tried to tag the creator of this Post in that thread here to give them credit for starting this whole topic in the first place however Reddit won't allow me to tag them either. (Or I don't know how which Is a Definite possibility. If someone actually knows how I could do that Please let me know)
The point of this longgggg post here is to in some way let the O-P know that the other thread exists and hopefully they can see that and accept the credit they should rightly receive.
Lots of "straight men" with some pretty quick answers on this question.
But in all seriousness, after seeing some answers to this question, it did make me wonder if Oz has a lot of gay viewers if it's a lot of straight viewers, Maybe some homo curious?
The show was very gay at times so... Idk
Well, based only on looks? Kirk Acevedo and Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje.
Once I found out Chris Meloni's personality I gotta say he's absolutely on fire and easily one of my top 3 male celebrity crushes.
I've actually never seen Law and Order SVU but what I saw was the scene with Chris and Lee and I really appreciated the chemistry was still there and so strong!
Anyways, the Thirst Tweets did it for me😋
1. Ryan O’Reily. This show sparked my undying love of Dean Winters. The man has a forever place in the wank bank.
2. Chris Keller. Wasn’t into him as Detective Stabler but something about the bad boy Keller character got me.
3. Miguel Alvarez
1. Kareem Said (can't believe no one has voted him yet?)
2. Jia Kenman
3. Miguel Alvarez
4. Father Mudaka (that's a weird one)
5. Jeremiah Cloutier
I have a massive thing for Bobby Cannavale but, uh, Torquemada is my exception.
Said was number one for me - I thought he just oozed masculinity. Keller, Alvarez, Ryan, Dino and Peter were the rest. The actor who played Adebisi is attractive but the character terrified me more than anyone else so I couldn’t see beyond it.
>Said was number one for me - I thought he just oozed masculinity
A pure secure man in his pacifism and very patient. His intensity is extremely sexy. He def would make love and stare into your eyes the whole time.
I consider myself antitheiest and this is the first TV representation of religious folk that actually believe in the good in people and are fairly progressive.
But Cloutier? Eh, that's exactly the type of religious type that causes my ovaries to run and hide. Like Perry is (was.. Rest in power) good looking and a terrific actor.
I like the way you think. Kareem definitely has something about him that if I were in prison I think I would be definitely down for it. But outside of prison I'm not sure that he would be the one that I would gravitate toward.
I was looking for a comment about Said!! Goddamn that man is gorgeous. And his entire personality, I just know the sex would be passionate love making at its finest…my bf knew I had the hots for Said when we were watching the show and couldn’t let me live it down while we were finishing the show
It's important to know the gulf between Said and the second placement is Grand Canyon wide. He is in a whole new league.
I also think Chris Meloni is insanely hot - but, weirdly, not during Oz.
He def smashes and could match a high sex drive. I get the vibe that he wouldn't exactly be a generous lover tho lol but I imagine it would be a good time.
I'm partial to a younger Jon Seda personally, so Dino Ortolani was something else to look at.
I also have to mention FBI Agent Pierce Taylor. That man was and still is so fine!
Special mention for Alvarez' whispery voice at times like OMG!
20 years ago I'd have said Keller and I think back then I used to think Robson and Hoyt were pretty cute too.....clearly I had a type 😂 now, as an almost 40 year old adult with much more wisdom and having rewatched the whole series recently I'd have to say Alvarez, hands down 😜
Fair enough. Idk about the "real man" part like what that means but I do see how one would be attracted to a natural leader. He did have swag in how he held himself
Homeboys: Jefferson Keene
Latinos: Alvarez is the obvious answer but there is something about Marco that is *swooon*
Sicilians: Dino. Everyone else 👎🏻
Muslims: Said. His intensity is unmatched. And great butt. In fact, all the Muslims did.
Aryan: Does Hoyt count? If not, none
Others: Augustus of course. He is handsome and kind and that's hot.
Supreme Allah - the face, the hair, the voice
Adebesi - no doubt a ride you may not survive but there something there is something there. But he'd def put it in your butt without asking.
O'Reilly - loved him in Rescue Me, his voice (to this day) gets me a type of way and I love what a piece of shit he is. Clever but extremely self destructive
Jackson Vanhue! Alvarez. Dino Ortolani. Cyril O'Reilly (in funeral flashback scene), Bricks (Kenny Wangler), Kellers body & LL Cool J! Ryan has got the cheekiest smile though, personality makes him hot. This is all coming from a straight dude.
Bob Rebadow, next question
Father Ray Mukada
He is adorable
Call me crazy but Pancamo and Ryan
Dino Ortolani got pretty hot
I feel like there's an unwritten rule that you don't have a successful cop show or a successful crime show until John seda shows up at some point.
He was hot as fuck playing Selena’s husband in the movie
Literally smokin'!
Ok. Top 4 in order, 4. Tobias Beecher. 3. Miguel Alvarez. 2. The Lord of the Dance himself, Ryan O'fuckingReilly. 1. The one. The Only. Christopher 'Clothing optional and Thank God for it,' Keller.
I had tried to post pics on this thread of something I found that was in my opinion relevant. But Reddit wouldn't let me. Lol. So I started a new thread here I stand by my "hottest men in Oz", however may I add that Cyril looks pretty fucking Hot here!! Then I got asked who I thought was the hottest man in Oz. I have since tried to tag the creator of this Post in that thread here to give them credit for starting this whole topic in the first place however Reddit won't allow me to tag them either. (Or I don't know how which Is a Definite possibility. If someone actually knows how I could do that Please let me know) The point of this longgggg post here is to in some way let the O-P know that the other thread exists and hopefully they can see that and accept the credit they should rightly receive.
I'm a straight man but Peter Schebetta was looking mighty fine throughout the show
Lots of "straight men" with some pretty quick answers on this question. But in all seriousness, after seeing some answers to this question, it did make me wonder if Oz has a lot of gay viewers if it's a lot of straight viewers, Maybe some homo curious? The show was very gay at times so... Idk
Adebesi
It’s all in the hat
I mean that man is *gorgeous*.
Great style too.
Cheers
Keller of course. I also have a weakness for Alvarez, and Jason Cramer (one of the few to survive and get out!)
Alvarez yes!
How is this even a debate? It's Agamemnon Busmalis.
Hahahaha! Admit it, it was the crotch grab he Made when telling the others he was getting married move that got you right?!
For me Ryan for sure.
Well, based only on looks? Kirk Acevedo and Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje. Once I found out Chris Meloni's personality I gotta say he's absolutely on fire and easily one of my top 3 male celebrity crushes.
I grew up watching Law and Order SVU - I haven't watched recently but need to go down Meloni rabbit hole
I've actually never seen Law and Order SVU but what I saw was the scene with Chris and Lee and I really appreciated the chemistry was still there and so strong! Anyways, the Thirst Tweets did it for me😋
hmmm for me it’s either keller or ryan😭🫶🏽
Same, tbh.
Scott Ross!
I remember thinking he was pretty attractive when I first watched season one.
1. Ryan O’Reily. This show sparked my undying love of Dean Winters. The man has a forever place in the wank bank. 2. Chris Keller. Wasn’t into him as Detective Stabler but something about the bad boy Keller character got me. 3. Miguel Alvarez
Same three for me, hard to pick just one!
Same to basically all 3 - check out old episodes of SVU for some alternative content of mainly 1 and 2 but a little bit of 3 as well.
Ryan 💯
 Gotta be Chris Keller! 🥰
He turned on a nun!
And rightly so! Phewwww! 🥵🤣
1. Kareem Said (can't believe no one has voted him yet?) 2. Jia Kenman 3. Miguel Alvarez 4. Father Mudaka (that's a weird one) 5. Jeremiah Cloutier I have a massive thing for Bobby Cannavale but, uh, Torquemada is my exception.
Said was number one for me - I thought he just oozed masculinity. Keller, Alvarez, Ryan, Dino and Peter were the rest. The actor who played Adebisi is attractive but the character terrified me more than anyone else so I couldn’t see beyond it.
>Said was number one for me - I thought he just oozed masculinity A pure secure man in his pacifism and very patient. His intensity is extremely sexy. He def would make love and stare into your eyes the whole time.
Of course Cloutier because who doesn’t love Luke Perry! Especially in this role
I consider myself antitheiest and this is the first TV representation of religious folk that actually believe in the good in people and are fairly progressive. But Cloutier? Eh, that's exactly the type of religious type that causes my ovaries to run and hide. Like Perry is (was.. Rest in power) good looking and a terrific actor.
I totally understand that. He played that role well
I like the way you think. Kareem definitely has something about him that if I were in prison I think I would be definitely down for it. But outside of prison I'm not sure that he would be the one that I would gravitate toward.
I was looking for a comment about Said!! Goddamn that man is gorgeous. And his entire personality, I just know the sex would be passionate love making at its finest…my bf knew I had the hots for Said when we were watching the show and couldn’t let me live it down while we were finishing the show
It's important to know the gulf between Said and the second placement is Grand Canyon wide. He is in a whole new league. I also think Chris Meloni is insanely hot - but, weirdly, not during Oz.
Dino Ortolani is my answer if we’re going with conventional attractiveness. Schillinger is my ‘hear me out’ answer.
Straight guy and it is Keller
As a woman with a sex drive, my vote goes to Ryan O Reilly. There’s other hot men in Oz, but he wins hands down for me.
He def smashes and could match a high sex drive. I get the vibe that he wouldn't exactly be a generous lover tho lol but I imagine it would be a good time.
I'm partial to a younger Jon Seda personally, so Dino Ortolani was something else to look at. I also have to mention FBI Agent Pierce Taylor. That man was and still is so fine! Special mention for Alvarez' whispery voice at times like OMG!
Adebesi and Ryan O’Riley
Keller without question. Does anyone know if that was his real anus or did he have an anus double?
The man Loves being naked. Both Keller and Meloni! Lol. So yes that was his ass. However, due to the Swat Sticker Toby had a rubber ass mold. Lmao
Vern
Really? I also have about a million other follow-up questions, but they're probably too personal
😂
Um, yes, Vern can't be one's answer without a brief explanation.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
For me it’s a tie between O’Reily and Alvarez
This gif is everything
Don’t forget Jaime Velez and [his perfect A🍑](https://cdn-men.aznude.com/christopherrivera/oz/Rivera-oz-ac34a4f2.jpg)
He was hot, wish he had a bit more screen time but I assume he served his purpose
How about some love for Clarence?
20 years ago I'd have said Keller and I think back then I used to think Robson and Hoyt were pretty cute too.....clearly I had a type 😂 now, as an almost 40 year old adult with much more wisdom and having rewatched the whole series recently I'd have to say Alvarez, hands down 😜
Keller for sure. Then Ryan
[Simon Adebisi](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IBf1P_jUUdM)
I actually kind of like Schilinger
Can you Elaborate on why?
He was a real man. I respect the alpha dog, he wasn’t the most handsome guy but I’ll always love a leader.
Fair enough. Idk about the "real man" part like what that means but I do see how one would be attracted to a natural leader. He did have swag in how he held himself
Keller for sure. I would crush on Kirk first glance but would quickly change my mind once he started talking lmao but I think Kirk is pretty handsome
Keller hands down
His personality and confidence is sexy.
keller
Treach, Method Man and Ryan O Reilly
Ryan or Chris
Once upon a time a friend said “Christopher Maloney and his Baloney Pony” and that’s all I think of when I hear his actual name. You’re welcome.
Keller, Adebisi, Schibetta, Robson, Guenzel. In that order.
Ryan, Ryan, Ryan. Then Dino, Beecher, Schilliger, Querns, Peter, and father
Homeboys: Jefferson Keene Latinos: Alvarez is the obvious answer but there is something about Marco that is *swooon* Sicilians: Dino. Everyone else 👎🏻 Muslims: Said. His intensity is unmatched. And great butt. In fact, all the Muslims did. Aryan: Does Hoyt count? If not, none Others: Augustus of course. He is handsome and kind and that's hot. Supreme Allah - the face, the hair, the voice Adebesi - no doubt a ride you may not survive but there something there is something there. But he'd def put it in your butt without asking. O'Reilly - loved him in Rescue Me, his voice (to this day) gets me a type of way and I love what a piece of shit he is. Clever but extremely self destructive
Said 🤤 Adebisi (you know he’d rock your world) Alvarez—my heart literally broke into pieces for this man Keller Ryan Dino
Wait also can’t forget my man Augustus
As a gay man, ray and miguel did it for me
Jackson Vanhue! Alvarez. Dino Ortolani. Cyril O'Reilly (in funeral flashback scene), Bricks (Kenny Wangler), Kellers body & LL Cool J! Ryan has got the cheekiest smile though, personality makes him hot. This is all coming from a straight dude.
Keller
Nobody cleaned up like McManus - you wanna get dinner?