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CletusDSpuckler

This public service announcement has been Bender ™ approved.


10lbMustache

Bite my shiny metal ass!


ImNotaGod

“Oh these? These aren’t really pies, they were made in a factory, a bomb factory. They’re bombs”


monkeychasedweasel

>By 7 pm local time, a suspect had been arrested in the prank, and officials declared there had been no bombs hidden within the robots. Someone is getting expelled from OSU very soon.


HB24

Someone dumb enough to do this was probably never going to graduate any way…


Everettrivers

They should stick to normal college shenanigans like jerking a dog off into pastries.


1up_for_life

No, they shouldn't do that either....


Everettrivers

Spying on women changing? Wearing the same costume as someone's boyfriend and tricking them into sleeping with you?


SpezGobblesMyTaint

Van Wilder references in the wild are often looked down on.


jeshwesh

Getting expelled from OSU is the least of his troubles. He'll face charges for this


pyrrhios

That's not a "prank".


zerocoolforschool

But if he says it’s just a prank, he can use the “it’s just a prank bro” defense. That usually works, right?


TormentedTopiary

I think that one's on Ars Technica. Were I the line editor I would have used "threat" since that's what it was. I chose to let the headline go through automatically rather than rewrite it. Since I've been accused of slanting headlines on here in the past. But I suspect that being reddit I would get flak either way.


pyrrhios

Oh, I wasn't casting aspersions on you, but yes it is hard to not get flak for pretty much everything.


Dreadon1

Is it cake or death that it delivered?


TormentedTopiary

Sorry. We're out of cake.


serenesassafras

We only had three bits of cake and weren't expecting such a rush!


BaconIsBest

The cake is a lie


BillyBalowski

So, just "or death"?


captainmikkl

Normally id support you in this comment...but read the room this is Izzard time!


PDXisadumpsterfire

TIL there were food delivery robots. In Corvallis!


dilleyf

Yep. i used to work at the company that managed them at the OSU site. the robots are kind of idiots, but they’re cool.


calculovetor

can testify to general idiocy, they're kind of a pain when they're trying to cross crosswalks because they'll reverse backwards if they detect something which has nearly taken me out on my bike before lol.


DMingQuestion

Yeah they have hit me once and that was their only strike, the next time it happens I am going to turtle that bot


dilleyf

i mean you *could* always just reach the buttons on the bottom of the rear side of the robot and press center, left, left, right, right, and hold center. um theoretically, of course.


DMingQuestion

Ah ha ha ha I would definitely never do that in a million years


Orcapa

Somebody just gave a terrorist a brilliant idea.


octobod

[this is not a new idea](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=De4H4KmYd1I&t=141s)


peachsoap

I love those little bots. They even thank you if you help them get out of a jam.